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@bilalosophy

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A magic mushroom in the cow dung of the 21st century. INTJ 7

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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
10 months
My friend asked me not to be funny in front of his girlfriend, so I acted very depressed, dull, and dark in front of her whenever we were in gatherings. A few months later, my friend told me that his girlfriend was attracted to me because I appeared dark, mysterious, and serious.
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@bilalosophy
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9 months
Back in Uni, a girl mocked my group friends’ presentation one time so I searched for her group and asked the topic they were presenting on. I spent 4 days researching on it and asked her so many questions like it was common knowledge that she cried. Later on, we fell in love.
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
5 years
No makeup 😉 Send Love 😍
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
9 months
I just received this message from foodpanda guy
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Types of kisses: - French kiss - Flying kiss - Jaldi Karo koi Dekh lae ga
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@bilalosophy
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5 years
Raise your hand ✋ if you are also single on valentines day 😉
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@bilalosophy
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3 years
Always pray for the sick and by "sick" I mean those people who try to talk to us when we've put earphones on.
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
9 months
I waited for 25 minutes for this girl to remove her face mask to eat chips. Now, the order has arrived, and she revealed a mouse-like face from inside the mask. Masks truly exaggerate beauty.
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@bilalosophy
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5 years
If i Propose you? Drop emoji that would be your reaction.🤪
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Are nudes important in relationship?
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unholy bilal
6 years
کیا آپ کو کبھی Twitter پر کسی سے سچا پیار ہوا ۔۔۔؟؟؟
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Piyary larko ko Bhai nhi bnati ma.🌸
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
10 months
True story
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Stop keeping your Ex's pictures on your phones. your phone is not a Museum.
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Drop your names for avi rate. 🌸
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unholy bilal
5 years
Acha waqt kitne baje atta hai? 😕😪
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
5 years
Mein din mein parhti hun aur raat ko study krti hun🙄
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
4 years
Australia is on fire. Nearly half a billion animals have been killed with more than 14.5 million acres burned. This is climate change. #PrayForAustralia
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
I need someone jo boyfriend na ho lekin boyfriend se opar ho.
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6 years
Someone please kidnap me
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Need active followers purany waly ab interact nhi krty .
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@bilalosophy
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6 years
When you first saw me , What did you think ?
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
We asians are so lucky y'know. Need a doctor ? Got a cousin. Need an engineer ? Got a cousin. Need a mechanic ? Got a cousin. Need a dentist ? Got a cousin. Need a husband ? GOT A COUSIN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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6 years
What's your worst habit ?
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5 years
My all boyfriends are busy I'm bored
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@bilalosophy
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2 years
Masturbation is easy but choosing a right video is tough
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
What was your intentions to follow me ?
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
10 months
@manu_mxanu Now I’m supposed to be out of city permanently
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6 years
Rich asks for NUDES, Poor asks for CLOTHES.
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6 years
مجھ سے بہتر کی تمنا اسے لے ڈوبے گی کیا برا ہے وہ اگر مجھ پہ قناعت کر لے
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6 years
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
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6 years
تم لفظِ وفا سُن کے شرمندہ تو ہوتے ہو گے
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Good morning 🙄
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unholy bilal
4 years
Mera jism, mere future husband ki marzi bss 🙈
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unholy bilal
6 years
What's more important Love or Career?
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6 years
Brother of the year 💙 "you're strong"
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5 years
Suggest me a movie to watch
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unholy bilal
6 years
Koi serious hee nai lyta meri batein 😭
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Don't talk to strangers but marry a stranger. -Parents
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@bilalosophy
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6 years
Your best relationship advice?
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5 years
A divorced daughter is better than a dead daughter. When will our society understand this.
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unholy bilal
6 years
Boys who marry foreigner girls: After marriage 👇👇👇
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5 years
Stay single and flirt with everyone.
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4 years
I want to get married in 2020. 😌
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unholy bilal
6 years
ارے نہیں ۔۔۔ بہت خوش ہوں میں آپ بس آنکھوں پر دھیان مت دیجیے !
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
10K followers completed 🤣😉😍😘
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
6 years
Mjhe ku lgta k high heel pehnty e m gir jaoon ge?😭
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@bilalosophy
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6 years
Who else is "floppy disk" years old?
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@bilalosophy
unholy bilal
2 years
I’m 21 and never had real sex
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unholy bilal
5 years
Call me boring but I want a simple wedding. No fancy hall, no expensive dress, no show off, no guests, no husband. Lol 😬
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6 years
AM I THE ONLY SINGLE PERSON HERE?
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6 years
✋یہ ہاتھ بیٹی کے سر پر عزت دینے کے لیے رکھو کسی کی بیٹی کی چادر کھینچنے کے لیے نئیں...
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unholy bilal
6 years
Mention some snakes 🐍🐍
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unholy bilal
9 months
My friend’s ex cheated on him and now she’s desperate
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6 years
Imagine your children dating children of your Ex😂✌
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6 years
2018 is about to end but i swear it was THE FASTEST AND SADDEST YEAR
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6 years
Does kissing lead to sex?
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6 years
What is this ammi jee ammi jee thingggg ?
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6 years
Who will miss me if i die? 😔
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unholy bilal
5 years
akely srdiyan nahi gzrti....
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6 years
Good morning bootiful people 😍
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6 years
Who remembers Alpha Bravo Charlie ??
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2 years
If you have big boobs, whatever you say is true.
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unholy bilal
3 years
Give an android user an iPhone for the first time and they will ask "bro back kese hona hai?"
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9 months
It literally happened
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unholy bilal
3 years
Drop your date of birth and check your DM for surprise 🙃😊
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unholy bilal
6 years
کوئی مفت بھی دے تو مت لینا دل ابھی اور بھی سستے ہونگے
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6 years
In a relationship with - depression
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6 years
ٹویٹ کرتے کرتے موبائل منہ پہ گر گیا 🌚🌚
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6 years
What you do to release stress?
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6 years
That reaction When Your Child Looks Like Your Ex-Bf
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4 years
I want a boy best friend but niggas be too horny for that 🙄
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6 years
I wish people had a 30 sec trailer so I could see what I'm getting myself into.
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unholy bilal
4 years
Drop your Date of Birth and check your DM..♥️🤧
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unholy bilal
6 years
Can i troll you? 😐
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unholy bilal
5 years
Your second emoji describes your personality... Drop drop drop...... Mine :😍
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unholy bilal
6 years
Don't play with me cause you gonna HATE how i play back.
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6 years
Hate ex or miss ex?
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6 years
Pasand Ki Shadi Ya Pachaas Crore?
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5 years
Date me i'll pay the bill 💃
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unholy bilal
6 years
جن کی نظروں میں ہم برے ہیں خدا ان نظروں کی بھی خیر کرے
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4 years
My twitter these days 😫
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5 years
Do you miss ur ex ?
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1 year
I trust Islam but not Muslims on Jumah day
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6 years
جب سے سیالکوٹی لڑکے کے پیار میں گوری امریکہ سے پاکستان آئی ہے تب سے پاکستانی شہزادوں نے ٹویٹر اور فیس بک سے ان��ٹاگرام کی جانب ہجرت شروع کردی ہے.
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6 years
تاریخ گواہ ہے، ساری رات بارش ہوتی تھی پر سکول جاتے وقت رُک جاتی تھی.
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5 years
Sardiyo mai nahana sabse mushkil kaam hai beshak.
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4 years
Drop your name and check your DM..♥️🤧
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6 years
Will this society change ?
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4 years
If you can still ignore the fires in Australia after seeing this vid, you are NOT a human being. #PrayForAustralia
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unholy bilal
6 years
Good news: She loves you Bad news: Not only you
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6 years
I am kinda bored. Lets talk?
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2 years
I will give iPhone to one lucky follower today 🎃
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unholy bilal
6 years
10K followers done krao mere 🙄
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unholy bilal
2 years
It’s heart wrenching to see such things.
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unholy bilal
6 years
Apun ko life me kuch daring karna tha.
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6 years
thorra sa attention milay ga?
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5 years
whose your favourite ?
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5 years
Have you ever lost all respect for someone Like you don't hate them but you don't feel the need to say anything to them
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5 years
PSL OR Exams?
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