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@berman1125

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Good kid, bad habits, you know how it goes

Connecticut, USA
Joined September 2008
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Matty B
4 years
If Trey went into finance instead of music
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3 years
So are we renaming Shakedown to Knuckle Bone Broth Avenue or what?
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4 months
She’s beautiful
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3 months
Listening to The Grateful Dead and smoking in the gangala while ripping trails on a Tuesday
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2 years
Lolll this video of mike getting screwed out of his drill solo for another tweezer is priceless
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4 months
Today marks 5 years since my mom has been sober. She was on the brink of death, relapsed 3 times, had to learn to walk again…now she is thriving. Leader of her community and always there for anyone that needs help. I am so fucking proud of her!!!!! You. Can. Do. It. Too!!!!!
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5 months
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines ♦️✨
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4 months
I’m hoping for a behind the scenes documentary about the planning and execution of gamehendge
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3 months
Hands down, dopest dope I’ve ever smoked
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2 years
I can’t stop recording this gem of a human. He’s trying to “make it simple for us”
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6 months
How I deal with republican family members
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Matty B
2 years
Absolutely stoned to the guilds, dressed like the bum I am, and of course the governor is having lunch right behind me.
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Matty B
2 years
When Dave says Y’all smell good tonight, that’s because of me. The only person rippping blunts in the pit
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Matty B
7 years
@DetroitRedWings Thank you. I was shocked to see our wing on anything associated with hate. Shame on those people and they are not part of our winged family
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18 days
I wish Dave felt this way about his fans
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4 months
All healed up. Just need a few touch ups but I’m very happy with how it came out
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4 months
It should be required law, that if your baby cries for more than one minute straight at a restaurant, you need to go outside to your car until that baby shuts the fuck up
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Matty B
2 years
I could cry thinking about how much I love The Grateful Dead
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4 years
Taking a gigantic first step for my mental health and seeing a therapist for the first time in my adult life today.
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Matty B
2 years
I love how my adhd ass can’t focus for shit, but you give me a 30 minute tweezer and I’m locked the fuck in
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Matty B
2 years
This guy gets it
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Matty B
2 years
🤦🏻‍♂️Post Malone saying Scarlet Begonias is a Sublime song
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Matty B
4 months
Dad, what was it like when grandma screamed “The real story of Gamehendge” and then the rhombus came out of the stage???
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Matty B
6 months
My mom thinks the weed that I’m buying from a dispensary might have fentanyl in it
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Matty B
3 months
Getting my grandpa’s watch resized and fixed up so I can rock it at weddings
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25 days
Guess I’m a massive loser for liking Vampire Weekend and Goose. Jammed out Kwassa Kwassa?? Yes please!!
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Matty B
2 years
Hippies everywhere
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Matty B
2 years
Susan!!!
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Matty B
2 years
This is how you properly sprinkle a doughnut
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Matty B
2 years
These people know how to party
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13 days
We are moving in behind this frat house at Wesleyan. Hopefully I can become their weed dealer
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Matty B
2 years
Now it’s time to get very stoned, drink some coffee, and play guitar for 3 hours. The way god intended me to enjoy my mornings
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Matty B
3 years
Get yourself a guy that delivers in a hurricane
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Matty B
2 years
Caught red handed
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Matty B
2 years
Chase bridge is actually perfect for this
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Matty B
4 months
The man finally did it
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Matty B
2 years
Do drugs (or not ) and go see this show
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Matty B
2 years
Congratulations @goosetheband . The release of a new album, two sold out shows at radio city, and a guest spot by who is undoubtably their life long hero for an entire set. They must all be on cloud 9 this morning.
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Matty B
3 years
Tested positive for crying to Beneath A Sea of Stars again. That shit hit deep on the beach
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Matty B
2 years
Thinking I need to revisit bethel this year
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Matty B
2 years
Pretty sure this used to be a Pizza Hut
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Matty B
5 years
Nothing but happy tears reading stories about my Grandpa @TedLindsay07 and the impact he had on people . The sport of hockey was lucky to have him and I was even more lucky to call him my grandfather. This is my favorite picture of him, happy with his Cup. I already miss you
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4 months
What in tarnation
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Matty B
9 months
I love how Meatstick is essentially their Fire on the Mountain
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Matty B
4 months
So when grandma says “you had it all along”…then mocking bird flies around with the book (and was probably supposed to keep going til wooks broke it) then all of the lyrics fly from the sky but it was supposed to be “from the bird/book…soo all of phish’s lyrics make up the HFB
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Matty B
2 years
Ready for Dead day at Peach 💀🌹✌🏻🏳️‍🌈
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Matty B
9 months
Living with adhd is debilitating for me. You know you have to clean but you can’t do it. It’s not laziness, my brain is fucked up. Almost embarrassed to even post these pics. Then you walk in from getting coffee and you can’t take it anymore and clean for 3 hours
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Matty B
3 years
I need a proper phish festival ASAP.
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Matty B
2 years
So my buddy hired me to work his engagement party tonight. Turns out they are surprising everybody and getting married today!! Dead cover band on tap!
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2 years
Apparently 47 people nominated me to he bartender of the year in ct and now I’m in the finals???😂😅
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Matty B
4 years
If you think barstool is cool, you’re a fucking tool.
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Matty B
2 years
Done with work and going to the next three phish shows 🫡
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Matty B
4 months
I feel like absolute garbage but at least I saw Gamehendge
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Matty B
3 years
I deserve this
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Matty B
26 days
Signed the lease!!! We are officially movin in @__yelhsa_
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Matty B
4 years
Nothing like lights at msg
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Matty B
3 years
I can’t stop looking at it 🪄🔮
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Matty B
2 years
I make fucking fire espresso martinis
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Matty B
6 months
It was an emotional night being back at the wings game with my whole fam. I love being able to go see my grandpa and seeing all the smiling faces of people taking pics at his statue. I love him so much and I love that I can always find him here
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1 month
Why is it always the mid-50s couple on their third date AGGRESSIVELY making out at a bar?
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2 years
Tom Petty was the fuckin man
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Matty B
4 months
It’s actually crazy that my grandpa played hockey on this ice and we are smoking blunts watching the best band do their thing in the same barn
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Matty B
3 years
Absolutely FIRE first hour of music out of the Dave Matthews Band tonight in Saratoga
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Matty B
3 years
I killed it making dinner tonight
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Matty B
15 days
I wonder if Boyd will be asked to play when DMB gets inducted. Maybe throw him up there and turn down the mix for old times sake?
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Matty B
2 years
Remember when McDoubles were $1?
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Matty B
2 years
Last time that I was at bethel was 10 years ago and I took this pic. Can’t wait to be back
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2 years
Our server just took a fucking nitrous hit 😂😂😂
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Matty B
8 months
These definitely have lead paint in them, right?
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7 months
@MaddersTHFC 5-0?!?! What the hell is the point of him playing??
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Matty B
2 years
Holy shit I’m gonna be an uncle!!
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Matty B
2 years
Lawn smoke before Billy
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Matty B
2 years
Teacher appreciation post 🚨🚨🚨 @HalleyComet3 is the greatest and nicest teacher out there folks!! We are soooo lucky to have her 🤓😍🥰
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Matty B
2 years
I can not wait to work this bar!!!! Oh my godddd
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Matty B
15 days
@MoMo_Lives How do you walk around like people want to notice you?
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Matty B
8 years
Im so stoned I almost dropped my vape pen off table side for a customer to sign their check with... @TipOrGoHome
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Matty B
6 months
You know you’re in Michigan when you go into a random Italian restaurant and your grandpas picture is hanging in the entrance
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Matty B
2 years
420 blaze it @HalleyComet3
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Matty B
2 years
Anxiety is insane. Anyone else here deal with it on a serious level? I need help
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Matty B
6 months
Didn’t realize that the pre rolls I had ordered were covered. Looks like I’m gonna be zooted around my fam all week
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3 years
We got a first timer here @HalleyComet3
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2 years
There isn’t a kinder soul and better swim coach on this here planet we call earth. I’m so lucky to share so many great memories with @HalleyComet3 . Happy Birthday!! Love youuuu😘😘😘
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3 months
Update. Smoked a joint and am completely fine
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3 months
Hands down, dopest dope I’ve ever smoked
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Matty B
2 years
Where my anxiety early risers at?
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Matty B
3 years
Ghosting 👻
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Matty B
9 months
Nugs and LivePhish are the same people right?? Criminal they made it two apps
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Matty B
9 months
When you stab the beach ball and everyone pays attention to the concert again 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Matty B
3 years
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat. Have a nice day everybody!
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Matty B
2 years
Joined the fanny pack gang.
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2 years
Fuckin nailed my presentation for the vice president of the company today. Time to get stoned and enjoy this fuckin day!
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2 years
Trey is speaking whale
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