A lover of life, an upcoming writer, a single mum and single mum Stan account.
A fighter, I live on my own rules and I'm at times considered rebellious.
Hi thread ni the hardest I'll ever have to write. But I got to get it out of my chest. There are siblings tu...sijui niwaite aje. Nitaguzia juu tu..juu sitaki drama. But maahn...I loaned a sister kapa soh, only for her to tell me time ya kulipa..what does
Nimeambiwa sana I am the problem. And I have really thought. Ni ukweli kabisaa. I hate normal things. Why are we going to a restaurant date? First date ni ya tequila kwa club. Nileweshe na ulewe tuambiane ukweli. I can never date a man who doesn't drink. Na
I'm a kiluyu single mum but f*ck all mamas boy wakikuyu....mjidinye....my baby daddy ni mkikuyu but never again....I swear kikuyus are a mess...na hii mambo ya kutairi mnapeleka watoi hosy acheni ujinga that's why we have lame ass kikuyu men
So, my current is a married lad. Guy is just my type kabisaa. Tell me why we was in bed naked n his wife called him...so he pulls me in so close n gets on top...talking to his wife while kissing me and all. That felt so fucking good. Actually he asked if
Kuna day niko kwa mall and I saw this guy and I thought he looked very familiar....nilimuona nikiwa kwa escalator and I was really wondering nilimuona wapi before. Got home and was so bothered. Turns out ni mtu nilikuwa nimepea mara kadhaa a few years back.
Shule ni solidarity ruai...bill ni 65k...I literally can't find the paybill but majina ya watoto ni Victoria blessing Gichanga na Natalie Hope Gichanga...yote ni hio 65k..Vicki should be sitting for her grade six exams.....bash me because I deserve it but
Had a very hot jirani sometimes back. Tumepatana parking siku moja na akarusha mistari. Was living with my "guy" we can say nilikuwa married kiplani. Yarabi....waiting for your man atoke kwa nyumba ndio uendee strokes hio block ingine ni extreme sports...
Kulea msichana ni stress. Sasa nimetandika mtoto wa wenyewe. What do you mean you are asking my daughter to kiss a boy na ako grade six. Aki vile nimepiga that girl.. uko form 4 n you want to influence a grade six kid?
Hatukatai hamtaki single mothers lakini wapigeni kuni jamani. Sasa huyu amenitraumatise na hio miaka yake yote....nimetoka kupiga tequila juu ya shosh mzima...pigeni those old mamas kuni. Warrathis
Kunavile hii app mnajifeel, if kina jaloka have been in my dm na wakanyimwa...ask yourself nani mwingine ako huko na amenyimwa....na mimi huchapa story na receipts....upumbavu isifanye nikuanike . Now....watu wa kunishow, "anyway you are cute" niko na
I accept kutukanwa leo...I literally don't care how many names nitaitwa but truth be told....my babies come first...they need help....just 65k...hio tu it's all they need..shule ni solidarity ruai...
11:30am today, I leave my house to town for some errands. Before I leave, I pick up the two phones that belong to my daughters and place them in a drawer in my bedroom. I lock my front door since my back doors were already locked. Instinct, I had wanted to
Nianze na apologies to my bro...I promised not to post or address the issue...but here I am. Mniambie this woman...the woman who gave birth to me n fucked me up multiple times...and the siblings I have supported multiple times wamekaa wakasema natumia
Nimekumbuka kuna siku pale vineyard westy niko tequila mbaya. Chatted with a random guy over tequila na morning kedo six tukaenda drive huko thika Road. Baadae nigga blacks out in his car and I had to wait aamke (singemuacha hapo). Guy woke up and we got
Khaemba..12:30 your guy hasn't contacted me. From here sasa vitu ukujie after nimechukua IB hapa muthangari in a minute. Mountain View si mbali and I got things to do too. Why do you want nishinde nimekutafuta tweeter? Yo number is busy! Au nichukue mover
KOT Mna ujinga whoever reversed that transaction adinywe. Anyway...that was my only worry. When yo all done licking each other...I'm right here like shit didn't happen. Yo all just idle
Mtu atafute mpenzi kivyake...wewe na game ya zero zero na mtu wa abortions 25 fyata mdomo...sitaki ujinga. Ikikuuma jiue...skiza huyo mwalimu wako kwa bedsitter yako. Tengeneza pesa ujielewe kwanza.
Lakini some women are daft. Kabisaa. Stupid or prolly brainless. Unavaa zile skirt za chwani chwani pale Tom mboya Street na bus station na tops za mitumba. Kiatu ni zile sandals ya punch ikienda sana na uko busy telling men huku nje you can't date a broke
A story I need to give, online bullshit. This has turned out to be a nightmare. Have never said I'm engaged to a white man..4 years..hio ni story ya baadae..anyway...met a guy online (khaemba) alikuja na story za rich kid..vile kwao ni loresho n how amesoma
Pata your siz n your man texting wakiitana sweetheart...saa hio uko hosy..I was going through depression n was suicidal...natoka hosy napata hizo texts...can't talk more...my third siz...ever had your siz send nudes to your man??? Well mimi i saw that...
Yaani....mimi always pretending like sijaskia umemwaga...your fake thrusts after kumwaga in two minutes....wacha nitafute sigara nicome hivi....how your wife survives ndio sijui....
Lakini watu ni funny. Nani alisema only men get to pick? Have you met the Chics that will go out chipo a guy they like then wake up n block them? Mko na jokes sana.
Guys...hio matusi imetosha for now...for anyone that genuinely wants to contribute nimeweka details.. just enter any of my kids names..as for khaemba...in another post...let me screenshot what he just sent. The fact that you couldn't handle rejection is sick
Let me be very clear...tweeps are lambastic as shit..mnachanga na msee amesema ako sawa.....hehee...see you nikimaliza hii jd...watu wa threads za ohhh gavament na sijui oh prison. ...heeeeh...you are our pillow talk
Teacher hachukui simu...can we send to teacher wa Vicki grade six solidarity coz I can't find the till...ako off but but you can call to confirm +254702916754
My housey doesn't spend the night kwangu. So she reports daily. Juzi she had to sleep over lakini n her hubby calls Me with all audacity akaniambia "Mama Victoria ambia Brenda Acome anigotee" I think he was drunk n wanted sex from her. I was so pissed juu why
This is totally out of context but I just wanna say it...hapa tweeter kuna pedophiles, rapists, murderers, women or men beaters who mask their character in the name of banter. Ni hayo tu. I need to fix me a meal. Jibambeni na mnitag ikiwanyc
100k mean to me, this same chile before that amecome amekunywa kwangu all night 2 days later anaenda kwa mum anamshow all bella does is drink n party..mtu alikunywa 2 bottles za wine on me, mtu nilisupport all through covid...now the other siz...weuh ushai
The problem na some tweeps ni kufikiria eti a person like me cares about opinion. Fact is I will always defend single mums. First, coz I'm one. I'm a proud single mum of 2..second it's just my nature. Third...I'm prolly just drinking laughing bout yo
Only one person ameandusternd that transaction...the rest madwanzi. Stupid reasoning. Anyhu...I'm going to post vitu zikotolewa kwa nyumba. I'm doing this now for clout but that blackmail ilikua ikome hapo.
Nataka kununulia just one person late lunch ya thao...First kupaste dm. Aki just one last time mlinipekeka mbio. Second gets 500 and I'm done. Aki ukikosa pal please kuna next time
Kusema ukweli there are just good people with good vibes kwa hizi streets...aaah...eti kuna mtu namuita mpenzi na it started na a dm...weuh...yesu aitwe bwana
Just sat down and thought, wow! Yaani how much of a crazy sex life I've had. Some years back, I met a guy...let's call him Richie...had a fling with him for years...we were friends and fuck buddies but not in a relationship.. it was sort of like fucking my
They did that boy dirty even in his death. Breaking his neck so he could fit in the coffin. I feel so bad for him. Tortured alive and even after death. The world is wicked.
Eti my daughter 11 aliambia shopkeeper keep change🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️aliona snacks za 150 ni mingi so she tipped the shopkeeper. How now? 11 year old😂😂😂na pesa yangu? Nimemuuliza akasema that shop ni ya a certain aged couple(shosh na guka)na hainanga customers. Nakufa
If you think I got even a minute nikupigie hesabu ya mpesa or try to explain you are sick...I posted that for a reason. Kuna statement pia...but I'm not proving to anyone.
Unaitana carcass ni kama hauna kio kwako. Hio sura ni mizoga Pro max. Kitu inakaa giza na meno kama wanyama pori. Kichwa kama gari ile ya face me. I'm sure rejection na ED Is the problem.
Lazy Beggar alcoholic 😂🤣 hio matusi ya April 2022 si shit ..juzi nilikua Tv47 did you catch that? I got loyal clients who are donating to kids each month tudonatie your kids too? I own the Trademark to my brand 🤣🤣 I am a boss u a beggar bitch. Stay in your bad mums lane
Why does being single make your exes start looking attractive? Exes..not Ben10s. Because huyu nitamtafuta mbaya sana....this is rinse and repeat I swear
Khaemba ukiniuliza kama niko na dildo I fuck you haukutajia watu...mbona unaenda kutext watu sh*t about me...husemi vile kuna that male tweep umekufia....n you are ready to bend over....usinijaribu...
Vitu wanawake wanaona in the name of being a traditional woman...mimi I'm not only not going to clean...kuna saa itabidi umepika pia. Ukishindwa let's just order out. Tuamke na hangover na uexpect niamke nikupikie? We are either both cooking au tukakule nje
Weuh...nimesoma hizo comments za hio space ya khaemba n I can say waah...naona hadi picha yangu imewekwa ya I don't know how many years ago...yaani ata even M did not act stupid like this...why is he not telling people kwa hio space I'm the provider for all
A few years ago Kuna this cuzo of mine alikuja from majuu. Guy visited and asked me to drop him kwa his mums. Which I did. On the way though,he offered to buy me some beers. Before that,he asked to take him to the atm n he withdrew like a big amount
Hakuna kitu hunistress kama hizi abbreviations mmejiekelea siku hizi. Why the hell won't you just write the whole word? Kwanza what is istg ....aaaah...I hate it coz sasa itabidi mtu anagoogle...upuzi tu!
You can't be a cocain addict n woman beater n all crap then mess me up juu unakosa pesa ya cocain...nitatoa screenshots n this idiot won't love it...I'm so done
You guys...siforce help...enough of the dms and I'm sorry to those who expect me to stop being me because niko na shida....that would be hypocritical...I'm still bella...I'm just going through problems which is normal. I can't stop being me...I apologise in
What sort of cravings are this? Natoa wapi rice minji au mukimo with goat stew? And how many litres of soda am I taking today? Na why don't i have flavoured water? I hate this!
Yesternight, I fell ill. Was in so much pain that it took me hours to sleep. Woke up feeling sick bado so prepping my girls for school was a task. I'm so proud of my 11year old. When she noticed I was in pain,aliniambia nirudi bed. Girl made sandwiches n
Ikiwezekana asikue mtu wa just beers.That type is boring. Nataka mlevi. Akikuwa mtu wa jaba once in a while the better.Nataka mtu spontaneous hio sekta ingine. Pia mwanaume wa kushinda ameonyesha mapenzi huniudhi. Usipika pike ovyo ovyo..ata mimi huwa sipiki
Bwana akiingia jioni umeoga na unaumwa na kichwa mbaya. Huwezi mpea ama unakunywa unaanza kutoa hasira fake anaenda kulala unabaki sitting room ukisext your hot jirani mkipanga mechi next.
The number of times I have read that tweet...I swear some things are disgusting. Who even thinks about sex between a parent and their kid? Hapo ata sikuulizi if you are normal. That is mental illness at its peak. Fada lawd! Mentally disturbed Is the word.
Usually I'd say a lot but leo my kids are involved I will hold back..I've never shied up on opinions...I'm not even holding buck today..truth is..I fucked up..invited a stranger to my house..shared my secrets n today not just me but my kids suffer that
Nianzie wapi, si polo, si kimuzi, si pilot, si ule dem wa what are you selling, si ule wa parlour, si ule wa shoes , si ule wa chipo! Feiliaz! Msijifanye you are mourning mtu hamjui. I said what I said
I get off being toxic. Nimekumbuka I met this person we kinda had a thing. Had him over at my place..had him sleeping on the couch and nyimad him. Invited my male buddies and went out all night came back high and asked him to leave. Been making out all night
Kutaka single mother of two by fire by force ni wendawazimu sijawahi ona....kwani hauna watu wenu? Walahi ningekuwa mwanaume I can't be obsessed na single mother.....huyu hana kwao.
Nimesema that guy ndio bottom most, kuna watu I don't care for their dms but nikianza kutoa dm...you might all need to pumua kidogo before you confront the truth. Your faves wapo sana kwa dm ya huyu single mother....wengine tu hadi wako na titles
Nakimbia tao hivi kuget something...but pia nameet 2 guy who are best friends mmoja anajua I have fucked both huyo mwingine thinks he is special...one has to hear me moan today...itabidi wavumilie...na usiku nirudi ushago for farming tena.....
The moment some idiot starts dragging my kids kwa convo I just know you a retard. Mimi nae knowing myself I just read your tweets and pray you got ED coz hio mbegu zii
Ile kitu inauma watu ni kujua hawakunitumia hata bob n they thought ningekufa...shock on you...n everyday you will live with my insults...shenzi type nyinyi! You are all sick
Utamu wa gari ni mileage. Si mnaonanga how car enthusiasts love those old models that have served them years kwa barabara and they are still strong. Tebu pea a car enthusiast an old defender still going strong na a brand new nonsensical car with zero mileage
The way niko tempted kuingia bar saa hii....hata sijui kuingia liquor store ba kuenda bar saa hii gani ndio ina aibisha sana. Anyhu ni mimi nalipa...liquor store it is hapa rubis
Met him months later again in some Club huko westy akaniona na tulipitana kama strangers. That engine must have really pained him. On top of all the spending ya Naivasha. My gahd.
Khaemba we both know that guy will never fuck you...nipee a minute nijue kama ill expose how you were begging to be fucked in the ass...na hii account ukifungisha niko na ingine..unajua you cum just to his voice...tusianze