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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

5 years

Some nigga asked my friend to go for lunch with him and bitch legit said she doesn't eat 😂😂😂😂 Let's tone down the curves dear sisters😂😂😪😪😭😭😭

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@bagaine

4 years

Dstv: I know it’s a pandemic but I will increase prices Airtel: I will provide poor services and also take your data UCC: I’m going to need 100k from you btw. MoH: you might or you might not be infected. Uganda!!!!

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@bagaine

3 years

You see a couple’s picture and say it will end in tears. Someone posts their beautiful pictures and you’re zooming in to see what’s not right. Someone gets likes and you’re angry saying they aren’t even that beautiful. A new year is coming, try healing!!Stop being bitter.!!

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@bagaine

4 years

Ugandan girls thread🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

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@bagaine

4 years

Normalize having one partner🙂🙂you dumbass hoes!

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@bagaine

3 years

It’s the way they made me stand up at meza so that a white family can sit🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂like ok

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@bagaine

4 years

Reminds me in high school when some girls’ dad was involved in a money scandal that was all over TV. People really hauled insults at the girl! Anyway she spent that holiday in Greece as we all went to our ancestral homes😂😂💀 The next term most people tried to be close to her!

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@bagaine

4 years

Some of you are really failing(refusing) to understand why it is #BlackLivesMatter Here are images to explain to you.

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@bagaine

3 years

With the way this degree is treating me!!, there might be an entrance fee at my graduation 😭😭😭😂😂💀

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

I enjoy showing my face😂🥰

Ada

@TheAdaOwerri

4 years

Feminists🥺 Can we ease up a bit? The week has been really stressful. Flood my comment section and quoted replies with your beautiful selves let me gas you up 🥺 DONT AIR ME. WE WILL FIGHT😡

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@bagaine

4 years

why do you have to be the one to put people down? People graduate... You're shouting how they will be jobless People fall in love... You're saying it will end in tears People buy cars.... It's being extravagant Use that witch energy to do good please 😑😑 Muntama 😒😒😒

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@bagaine

4 years

Men after cheating on her for months and she breathes around another man....

JUSTBEST

@justbestart

4 years

Bomboclaat....

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@bagaine

4 years

Is there someone that feels they have all the signs of corona because of their paranoia or is it just me?😂😂

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Retweet this as widely as you can. Let us raise funds for Grace🙏

Bone marrow transplant for 17 year old Jonan, organized by Grace Ndeezi

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@bagaine

4 years

How are you mocking someone’s hustle when you beg for phones and data from strangers on twitter????

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@bagaine

4 years

Y’all niggas can’t hunt? Who will marry you???

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@bagaine

4 years

Ka finalists go back to school has really given me chest pains😂😂💀💀 I don’t even remember course units!

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@bagaine

4 years

Nobody : Absolutely nobody: My mum : should I give you money to buy flowers for yourself tomorrow? I hate it here😂😂😂😓😓

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

The problem is you want me to pay 150k for knotless braids😂 No I’m not being a bad friend for plaiting from elsewhere! Your prices aren’t matching my wallet.

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Imagine him not texting you back because his phone died yet there are options like telepathic communication, drums and smoke etc🙄 You’re settling dear sister😂😊

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@bagaine

4 years

Why must we guilt trip women to accept every man that comes by? No ,she doesn’t want him,no he won’t succeed. She will get someone she likes and be happy! Let us rest on the Nigerian movies.

Sir David K Numembi

@SirDavidKN

4 years

The man you’re rejecting because he is broke will make it in life and you’ll go back begging 😊

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@bagaine

3 years

A smile a day🥰💥🎄🎄

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@bagaine

4 years

A man was abused and when he was finally strong enough to come out and tell his story,you aren’t offering him support or anything. Your first reaction is to start a war against feminists!!! You don’t care about what he went through in any way! You’re just stupid!!

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

Natural hair products have no business costing this much( especially deep conditioner 😂😒)

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Buy him the PS5 so that he now has two things to play with. And you know what the other thing is😂😂😂🤭🤭

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@bagaine

3 years

At some polling stations, they closed voting at 9am!!! They told the voters ballot papers are done and that’s it. Whole time they just ticked all the ballot papers and submitted results 😂😂😂😂💀💀is Uganda even real???

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

I was leaving the house but I was sure I had forgotten something.. anyway I kept telling myself, if it were important, I would have remembered. Whole time I forgot to wear a bra😂😂😂😭😭wow

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@bagaine

4 years

Y’all really treat people differently because of their economic backgrounds but want to shout at racism and tribalism??🙂🙂ok

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@bagaine

4 years

For today, just take 30 minutes out of your day. Read a scripture, meditate upon it and talk to God. Spend sometime with Him!😊

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Last year around this time, I was going through a major crisis, I lost a few friends because I was abit distant But I was waiting on results of a lump that was developing in my body to know if it was cancerous or not. Couldn’t talk about it! Glad I’m in a better place now😭😭❤️❤️

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

5 years

His lusoga lines in taxi money still 😭😭💃💃💃 🔥

Samora Benard Musinguzi

@samorabenard1

5 years

Sco pta manaa

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@bagaine

4 years

Fact is nobody likes the taste of alcohol, we just like its effect😂😂

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@bagaine

4 years

Him: Hi, can I have your number ? Her : I have a man Him: You're giving alot of unnecessary information, I just asked for your number! This conversation still gets me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Nothing tastes your patience like natural hair😭😭😭😓😓

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@bagaine

3 years

If you see this, retweet with a picture of you not smiling. Keep it going.. 🦋

Ms. Ahumuza

@PeshAhumuza

3 years

If you see this retweet with a picture of you not smiling. Keep it going... 💀

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Get your own head wraps at only 5k from @crowns_curls and leave those edges to rest from gel and protected from over exposure😊.

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@bagaine

5 years

As the semester is about to begin, 😣 may we remember the pressure we were under trying to save the semester in one week😂 and be more focused this time round😭

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

“I nolonger see your status” Yeah I know! I deleted your number 🙂🙂🙂

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

Men with cars get so shocked when you reject them🙂🙂🙂like sir the problem is you

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Him: so wyd Me: going to shower Him: without me?

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Me entering the club Vs me leaving

AJ 🌚

@jibbyfordPr

4 years

Bomboclaat

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

It’s really unfair how we call people with big hearts whores😔😔

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

5 years

And her brother is King in the North!! What are you doing at your age young man?

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@bagaine

5 years

Alil sunshine for the TL 🌻

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

5 years

He said the littlest things make him happy and I have been showing him my booty all week😂😂😂🍑😍😍 I listen boo 😘

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

First take a minute or two and say a prayer for the world Say a prayer for Zimbabwe🥺 say a prayer for Lebanon A prayer for our girls that can’t go back to school because they were raped during this lockdown. A prayer for countries really hit by this pandemic

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Using your sugar daddy’s card to pay for your boyfriend’s PS5🥺🥺🥺>>>>>

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

My dad saw my second piercing and the first thing he asked and I quote,”ehh will you do housework in this house anymore?” Sir, is it becauseI have been doing it with my ears oba?????😂😂😭😭😭

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Whoever decided that women should have pre period pains, can I speak to your manager please?

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

5 years

Sometime my father came for VD and told me that for my pocket money, I should just check his pockets and whatever money I could get out,that's mine. Guess who got 1k for upkeep? 😂

BWANA Josh

@josh_mirondo

5 years

O jewa ke eng ? (Ugandan schools version)

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

6 years

University is the one place where you wake up with 50k and go back to bed with 5k and no logical explanation of where the rest of the money went😪😪😪

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Ok you’re welcome 😂😂🥰😊

Do it matter?

@TreforTre

4 years

Black women, drop pics of you in different hairstyles 🤲🏾

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@bagaine

4 years

The person you’re losing sleep over is asleep and also isn’t thinking about you! Now sleep😊xo.

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@bagaine

4 years

I know we are bored and all but don’t ruin a perfect friendship just because you’re horny!! Quarantine will end and it won’t be worth it🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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@bagaine

4 years

Today, i had to discuss chemistry for my little brother . And today is the day i have newly found respect for people that actually understood that subject😂😂😕😕yall witches.

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Nigga really said God will punish me when I told him I’m in a relationship 😂😂😂😂💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

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@bagaine

4 years

Arrives in the village* Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Grandma: Honashi Bagaine nakabuunu wapi? Sis😂😂😂😭😭😭

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Everyday you’re telling us how some presidential candidate isn’t right for the country because he is a rich musician but when Kanye West announced running for President you’re now ready to get into American politics to tell them how he is the right choice 💀💀🤡🤡🤡🤡oh boy😂😂

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Never underestimate a nigga's power to make himself the victim of a mess he created himself😂😂 everrr

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

That milky scent that babies have😭😭💜🥺🥺>>>>>>

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

If you’re having issues with your patience and you want to learn how to control it, buy @LycamobileUG simcard. You won’t believe the kind of tests your patience will endure!!! 😂😂😂😂character development

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

This silence you’re keeping because you want to be on government gigs💀💀💀I hope you aren’t killed by the LDUs before the elections.

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@bagaine

4 years

The degree right about now🥺🥺🥺🥺👀👀

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@bagaine

4 years

She was 16!!!! 16 years of age for crying out loud!!!He was defiling her She wasnt the girlfriend, he was assaulting a child

Daily Monitor

@DailyMonitor

4 years

Man chops off girlfriend’s hand over rejecting marriage proposal #MonitorUpdates

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

5 years

With the way things are standing, I might just start my own relationship😂. The man will find me when he is ready😒

inqilāb

@tastefullysaucy

5 years

I told him I’ve never been to the zoo and so he took me ❤️😊

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

These lies that y’all feed yourselves about self employment 😂😂😂you will learn!! It’s really not for the weak hearted!!

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@bagaine

4 years

A special for my natural hair queens, those starting , those already in the journey, those planning to start😂.For any questions feel free to ask😊

Natural hair tips, the do’s and don’ts

Today is going to be dedicated to my natural hair queens so without any further lengthy introductions let us get into this. Important to note: iam sharing what has worked for my hair for the one ye…

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@bagaine

4 years

It’s my degree please

Daphine ♡

@Dphyn1

4 years

If it drains you, even a little bit, distance yourself.

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@bagaine

4 years

Nobody::: Me on my period to my mans: I feel you don’t love me anymore🥺🥺

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@bagaine

6 years

Being single is all fun and games till you have a lot of memes and no one to laugh at them with 😭😭😭😱

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

So you didnt get kissed on NYE, did you die? No. Anha next year, same place same time?😂

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@bagaine

3 years

We still live in a society where a woman isn’t valued because she gave birth to only girls🤮🤮I hate it here!

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@bagaine

4 years

Periods be like I’m going to show you why you should have got pregnant instead🙂🙂

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@bagaine

4 years

A updf officer that raped a young girl, kidnapped her and forced her to have an unsafe abortion is still walking free but @PoliceUg has a problem with adults having consensual sex. What exactly is wrong with you people???

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

You say you’re a mayuyu but you cry when they cheat on you?? Which part of Love mu Uganda bi businessssss didn’t you understand dear?????

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@bagaine

4 years

A 3 months baby!!!!!!!! A 19 year old who spoke up and got killed!! Everyday it’s a new heartbreaking story about women suffering at the hands of men!!! But your main issue is some men aren’t trash?? Are you ok?????

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@bagaine

5 years

Muk students really be looking for the loudest guild candidate 😂😂😂😂show your will to strike and see. Anyway Bagaine for guild next year 😌😌😌

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Normalize leaving girls alone when they tell you they aren’t interested in you!!!!

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@bagaine

4 years

When was the last time you actually saw a crested crane? 🤔🤔

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@bagaine

4 years

Dear men,I would like to know the time women made you feel like you couldn’t wear something,move at night, drink with your friends, go to a place alone, leave your son home with her or just feel triggered by the presence of a woman that she might assault or kill you for existing.

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

Which part of “I wish you were here” screams “I’m alone”?

🍼Chubby Audrey🍕

@chubbyaudrey22

3 years

A nigga will send you "I wish you were here" yet he's in bed with another woman😒

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Guys i thought we were joking😂😂😂 People actually cut us off😂

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@bagaine

4 years

Every night my mother comes to my room around 11 to ask if i am ok or in need of anything then wishes me a goodnight😊😊 It seems small but it really lifts my mood😭😭😍😍💕💕

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@bagaine

4 years

Remember when some of you were telling Wuhan students to stay there because they would infect y’all. They didn’t come and how far with the no corona plan?😂😂skssksksks

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@bagaine

4 years

That girl with a fine waist🥰🥰 Send her some shillings🤭🤭

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@bagaine

4 years

Dad: wow I'm really impressed with your work today! I should reward you, so what do you want? Me: there is some nice bag.... Dad: ehh madam something below 5k Me: OK give me airtime Dad: for 5kkkk???? Bruh 😂😂😂😂😑😑😑😑

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@bagaine

4 years

When you turn off your data to sleep, Airtel assumes you don’t need the remaining data so you just wake up to zero balance Such amazing customer service! 🙂

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@bagaine

4 years

You know that paragraph you're typing and waiting for midnight to send? It's not worth it, just sleep sis 😂🙏

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

3 years

Do you guys know where I can get money from?

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Make your shirt orders😊 at just 40k get yourself a great shirt💃🏻 Hit dm to order

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

So everyone is out weekending and I’m just at home drinking water 🥺🥺sawa

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

Ok now please like😂🥺

Amari Naturals

@Amarinaturals

4 years

🔔 GIVEAWAY ALERT👀 • quote this tweet with a picture of the pack you'd love to win. • highest number of comments after 24hours wins You can quote with both 😀😉 #AmariNaturals

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@bagaine

4 years

Feel free not to force your opinion down people’s throats today. It’s ok to disagree.

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@bagaine

4 years

There was a job interview where under required skills, cooking was number one. What a shame those girls missed out on that job.😔😔😔 but you as you, you won’t. Bravo👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Methia.L.Nabawanda

@MethiaLydiaN

4 years

I have met girls who don’t know how to cook and I even felt ashamed on their behalf😥

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Sheilla Nduhukire 🇺🇬

@Snduhukire

4 years

BREAKING NEWS: Corona Virus confirmed in Uganda.. Details to follow shortly on @nbstv

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@bagaine

4 years

Another one lost to police brutality, how many have to go before we take action????? @PoliceUg why are you killing innocent civilians?? Aren’t these the same people you should be protecting????? #JusticeforLegu

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@bagaine

4 years

My skin is really glowing today 🥺🥺ok who wants me to visit them?😂😂😂

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@bagaine

3 years

This stage of my life is called understanding why people use bedsheets as curtains😔😔

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@bagaine

3 years

But how do you break up with someone over email? 😂😭😭

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thee bagaine 🌻

@bagaine

4 years

But all those Ugandan girls are beautiful 😭 Some of you just have alot of bitterness because your faces are so sorry not even makeup can fix it. Yeah I said it!!!

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