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2 months

One of the greatest lies ever.

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No one's watching Sky while the world cup is on, Geoff. Do what you like.

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Panama coach has just confirmed his starting eleven v England. In a press conference. Is it ok for me to report this?

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Yo @MattHancock , when I was 19, I spent the day drinking and taking drugs with two lads, in a flat, in L4. One robbed spuds and bread from the kwikky because he’d spent all his money on crack. The other repeatedly tried to drink from a lamp. They both made more sense than you.

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The way that last line is delivered. Just glorious.

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Dyche will be gone soon. I honestly think we should go for Klopp. Knows the city. Family settled here. Likes a challenge. We’d be mad not ask.

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2 years

Eddie Howe, Eddie Why and Eddie What.

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4 years

Slough

Penguin Classics

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4 years

What's something that ISN'T reading, but still FEELS like reading?

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2 years

I once messaged Tony Adams and asked if he’d consider talking to a group of men who were currently in rehab. I assumed he’d be very busy or, at a push, do it via Skype. He got a train up, instilled a load of hope in everybody, the headed back down south. No fuss. What a fella.

Tony Adams

@TonyAdams

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I don’t think my family, friends and those reaching out with love know quite what it means to me. Mental health and addiction issues can lead to the darkest of places, and you keep saving my life. Every day. To all of you, that one was for you🙌🏻

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8 months

Fewwwwwmin.

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3 years

Full lockdown is the only way. Staying at home works. Remember the ‘Stay At Home’ mantra? They changed it to ‘Stay Alert’ because that Cummings twat didn’t stay at home. They fucked it. Changed their whole approach because they couldn’t take responsibility for one entitled prick.

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1 year

Should use his mindset to pay it.

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@MetroUK

1 year

Former SAS: Who Dares Wins frontman Ant Middleton reportedly owes over £1million in tax after his company went bankrupt.

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New podcast: Low performance. People tell us how they’re shit with money, rubbish at DIY, can’t drive, never had a fight, scared of relationships, struggle at their jobs, feel daft most of the time, embarrass themselves daily, unmotivated to get fit, and have no ambition.

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2 years

Morning

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5 years

If Everton beat City on Wednesday, surely Silva has to go.

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1 year

Fair fucks to the fella. Everton on holiday.

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5 months

How come that accent is just perfect for that scenario?

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3 months

The fella passing his blade to the steward. The steward just handed it back to him aswell. Everton.

Liam Mac

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3 months

big Louie Love how a da screams “oh fuck off ye blert” before he was even in the pitch😭😭

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No

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3 years

British Covid for British people!

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6 months

Seasons Chaaaaaaange.

More Crazy Clips

@MoreCrazyClips

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Boy tries to impress girl

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4 years

Put Pickford in jail. Seriously. He’d love it. Tell him it’s Centre Parcs. Tunes blerrrrin. Vest on. Living it up with the boys. Few weights. Game of footy. Jam roly poly. MCing in the yard. Straighteners with juiced up Geordies. He’d be in his element. HMP Garth would suit him.

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4 years

Very proud of The Boy today. After getting picked on and having to move schools, to getting his autism/aspergers diagnosis...he’s only gone and passed EVERYTHING! What a guy, love him. College life beckons 💙

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4 years

About half an hour.

vivian

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8 years

it takes 30 mintues to cross. what would it take for you to walk this whole bridge

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Met a Kurdish lad in a scran gaff before the game. Ended up taking him in on a spare ticket we had. Told him he’d have to come to every FA Cup tie if we won. He’s game. Meet Razah:

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11 months

Got to question the defending.

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4 years

Would you sponsor me to fight every single one the 4000 people in Walton who voted Conservative?

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7 months

What a mad decade for shit bands.

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@shitbritishpics

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The Enemy (2007)

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What the fuck is this?

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3 years

Keir Starmer eats the bag of salad you get with an Indian takeaway.

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4 years

The political equivalent of John Terry in full kit and shinnies...

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@UKLabour

4 years

We did it! Thank you to everyone who campaigned for #HolidaysWithoutHunger 🙌

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3 years

Why would you ban this?

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8 years

Fuck that, I'll use my data.

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5 months

Pubs just in the middle of residential streets.

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1 year

She said yes.

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8 months

How come every ‘we won’t be told what to do!’ group of people are seemingly obsessed with peadophiles? Why, when talking about a completely different subject, do they always bring it up?

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“What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?!” XL Bully owners are absolutely raging

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3 years

Shame on 4000 people in Walton who voted Conservative.

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4 years

“I think there should be a Music of White Origin awards”.

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1 year

Hopes for 2023:

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2 years

Give it to Roger Tweedle until the end of the season.

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@badwool9

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In the early 00s , there wasn’t a rehab in Liverpool. A residential one opened. For some, that wasn’t practical. Someone had an idea for a 9-5 one, where you could live at home. £’s were a stumbling block. Kenwright donated 25k. Then the rest came in. It’s still there today.

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2 years

Just me, digitally signing my first TV writing contract for a top secret project with @HatTrickProd . You may well see it on a screen near you soon.

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5 years

Drugs.

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8 years

Mrs Brown's Boys #puregenius

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4 years

He’s cracked it. We’ve all been asleep. All hail Sine Missione.

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@badwool9

3 years

Imagine telling my 14 year old self - who wrote the words THE STONE ROSES on his school tie in biro - that Ian Brown would block him nearly thirty years later, over me skitting his new jarg leather jacket. Man’s an absolute dickhead.

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3 years

Fuckin go on lad.

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5 years

Cousin died this morning. Alcoholism. 47 years old. She leaves three sons. If your drinking and drug use has no consequences, carry on enjoying yourself. If there are consequences, to yourself and others, get real and please seek help. There is a way out.

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This lad. Just over 12 months ago... “I was in the army. Fucked on crack and heroin now though. Can you help me? “I hope so. Can you get here tomorrow?” “Er, no, I’ve got a few things on...and I’m skint”. “Cancel your plans and walk here”. “I’m in Birkenhead”

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5 years

Garys.

Han's Tours

@Hanstours

5 years

What suggestions do you have that fans can do to improve the atmosphere at Goodison Park?

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2 years

If you attempt to mock, or point score, over the death of 97 fans, you are siding with the very people who tried to cover it up - the police and the government. I get to laugh at my kopite mates over many things, Hillsborough is not one of them. Ever.

David Squires on … Hillsborough chants and football fans’ fading memories

Our resident cartoonist asks if some fans have forgotten that the horrors of 1989 could have happened to any group of supporters

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Me Ma is out of hospital. Ambulance brought her into intensive care earlier in the week. Had a really worrying couple of nights then she started to get better. She’s just testing at home now. God bless the NHS.

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It Wouldn’t Be Christmas Without… Part 1/2

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The leather shop in central station. Not a single customer in 25 years.

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3 years

Youngsters having a buzz. I’m down there often and it’s always just youngsters having a buzz. Absolutely no need for that dispersal zone thing.

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Me Da when he was 36 in 1988. Why did everybody look so old in the 80s?

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12 years off the ale/drugs today. More importantly, 12 years since I made the decision, then put the action in, to stop being a completely selfish bastard. We all need a hand up now and again. My mate @RebeccaMJourno wrote this as part of her Uni work:

“Every time I had a drink I thought about killing myself.”

Paul Joseph Smith from Liverpool knew by the age of 20 that something was wrong with him. He was drinking the same amount as his friends but he was always the one who went too far, lost his memory …

rebeccamcgrathblog.wordpress.com

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Here’s my brother, Jaqson. His autism includes selective muteness. He only really talks in front of people he knows well. He did this at me Ma’s wedding yesterday and I’m very proud of him 💜

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Bumped into a lad I know, at the hospital last week. Not seen him for ten years. Ale getting the better of him. He broke down so I just gave him a hug and asked him to ring a phone number if he wanted help. Unbelievably, he did it. He just sent me this tonight. Seven days clean.

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1 year

Fair.

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Just been reminded. My brother was born on this day in 1981. He died 3 days later. I’ve no recollection of this, as I was only 1 myself. I often wonder though, what would he have been like and would I still be the hardest brother? Michael Francis Smith would’ve been 40 today.

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7 years

When you share a birthday with your autistic kid brother. I know he saved that fiver up aswell. Little beaut.

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3 years

The actual boots Andrei Kanchelskis wore when he slotted two at The Kop.

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Bumped into this guy earlier. Met him when I worked at @BrinkLiverpool . He was finishing detox and looking to engage in recovery services. He did. Got involved with The Brinks fitness group. Never ran in his life before. Years later, he’s still sober and now running marathons!

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@badwool9

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13 years off the ale/drugs today. More importantly, 13 years since I made the decision, then put the action in, to stop being a completely selfish bastard. We all need a hand up now and again. My mate @RebeccaMJourno wrote this as part of her Uni work:

“Every time I had a drink I thought about killing myself.”

Paul Joseph Smith from Liverpool knew by the age of 20 that something was wrong with him. He was drinking the same amount as his friends but he was always the one who went too far, lost his memory …

rebeccamcgrathblog.wordpress.com

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2 years

Goodnight.

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Fair.

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2 years

Big Meeks.

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4 years

Favourite cheese: Melted.

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@PauI16_

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Oh no. Mr Gerrard is a basic bitch.

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Just bumped into this cat in Sefton Park. I was in rehab with him 14 years ago. He’s sober, married, living in Leeds and acting in theatres. Had a lot of time for this fella. Made up he’s doing well.

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@ianbrown Knock the weed and YouTube sessions on the head lad, your abar 60.

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If they’re going to sell them as blatantly as that...then it’d be rude not to purchase several. See you next week.

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Called me a puff when I was 9, because I was stood on the hallway line with my hands on my hips when my team were two nil down. Scored a second half hat-trick and stuck two fingers up to him. Me Da was more proud of that than the hat-trick.

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@bigbud01uk

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Great to see @IanStJohn1938 dancing at Anfield last night! A true @LFC legend #Liverpool #LFC #Liverpoolfc

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On to the next game. We go again. Fans have been class!

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1 year

In order to ‘Fuck The Tories’ you actually have to stop behaving like one.

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@ScallyMagazine

1 year

What’s your Liverpool opinion that would have you like this?

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2 years

Wowsers.

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3 years

Happy holidays x

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Don’t forget.

Watch the moment Tory MPs cheered blocking a pay rise for nurses

Every Conservative except one voted against the bid, accusing Jeremy Corbyn's party of playing politics and "milking the NHS for votes"

www.mirror.co.uk

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16years off the ale/drugs today. More importantly, 16 years since I made the decision, then put the action in, to stop being a completely selfish bastard. We all need a hand up now and again. My mate @RebeccaMJourno wrote this for her Uni work: 1/11

“Every time I had a drink I thought about killing myself.”

Paul Joseph Smith from Liverpool knew by the age of 20 that something was wrong with him. He was drinking the same amount as his friends but he was always the one who went too far, lost his memory …

rebeccamcgrathblog.wordpress.com

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Martin Keown kicks all four tyres of the car he's thinking about buying.

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I knew Gallagher Snr had slowly developed into everything he once claimed to hate (“We’re here to save you from Phil Collins and Simply Red”). Genuinely didn’t think he’d stoop as low as he has today though. What a shit house.

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Fella in Aldi has got serious fuckin plans.

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@GMB @PipTomson

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Exactly 15 years ago right now, I was trying to kip on me Ma’s couch, wondering how I’d made such a fuckin’ mess of my life, knowing I’d be going to rehab in the morning.

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Yogen Glock

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3 years

Looks great.

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Scouwze Ma’s.

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3 years

Not an original ideas but...500 people donate £1 a month. Then give £500 a month to someone in need. Donors can nominate beneficiaries. People on UC/Struggling artists/kids who’ve had their bikes robbed/asylum seekers needing food, clothes etc. No middlemen. Who’d be up for it?

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@_CarltonCole9 Declan Cous Cous

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There are many things to praise about Jimmy McGoverns Time. I’ve only watched one episode so far. Using actors from Liverpool, with actual Liverpool accents (as opposed to telly ones), to play Liverpool parts gives it credibility straight from the off. It’s not rocket science.

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Young Hearts Run Free.

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We went to the same school. Then I never saw him for ages, until I answered a call on a helpline a few years ago. There’s been darkness and chaos since then but my mate is finally one year clean. More importantly, his life is peaceful and purposeful. Well in Eddie lad.

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3 years

“How come glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the tube?”

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Liverpool fan approaches Utd fan on the train. “Do you believe in karma bro? Do you know why Liverpool didn’t win the league or champions league? It’s because their stadium is a vaccine centre” I failed to capture the best bits, you’ll just have to trust me.

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“I don’t really ‘do’ politics”. You do. Every second you’re alive you are showing everyone what your values are. Your attitude to life, and the people in it, are what really counts. It goes far beyond where you put your X in the box on polling day. Actions as well as words.

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You offered ISIS out.