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@badkaratemovie

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Left-handed state champion, better in small doses. Querulous at times. 🐀🔫

Douchebag City, Texas
Joined November 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@badkaratemovie
Soulbastard
7 years
A little over 12 hours ago @EmilyJonesMcCoy RT'd my post about a rescue pit needing a forever home. She now lives with @faridyu ❤️!
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Update: Surgery = great success! Recovering nicely, some minor incision area pain, treated w narcotics. Hope to be released from hospital Saturday. Most importantly, ZERO SPINE PAIN! Thank you TwitFriends for all the ❤️/support. Means the 🌎 2me.
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@badkaratemovie
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At no point during this playoff run did I allow my emotions to sway for better or worse; remained mostly flatlined. But now, they’re right in front of me, streaming down my face. This is what it feels like to be a champion. WE ARE CHAMPIONS.
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@badkaratemovie
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5 years
Don’t wanna get all mushy, but doing a week of radio with @oldwaver was super fun, and actually felt really special at times. Thanks for listening and all the Twit Love. Ticket bench is strong AF. ❤️
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@badkaratemovie
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5 years
Here she is! Geraldine! 💩 💥
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@badkaratemovie
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11 months
GOAT. Go get em, Normy. @NormsClubhouse
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5 years
Big girl Geraldine after one month with Dingu! 17 weeks old, 25 lbs.
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5 years
This game sucks, but my dog still kicks ass. #Geraldine
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3 years
Here she is, this ol’ girl. ‘74 Ford F1 we were just talking about.
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@badkaratemovie
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7 years
And anyone who comments or makes fun of Gaga's so called muffin top, you can officially go fuck yourselves. Look in the mirror, pigs.
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@badkaratemovie
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2 years
Another 5 minute sketch from the producer’s desk of my friends. @SportsSturm @corbydavidson
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9 months
I don’t tweet that much, and I’ve been hesitant to promote my new job because of certain lines drawn in the sand about it, and frankly I don’t wanna hear the noise connected to it. But I’m proud of what’s happening in the AM. It’s a legit option now IMO
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5 years
5 1/2 months old, 35 lbs. #geraldine #bullydor
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6 years
. @RobertWilonsky has been a dear friend to me for two decades. I'm just now finding out about this. And I'm in tears. Doctors are angels, and my friend handled this with dignity and grace. What a man. I love you dearly, Bob.
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4 years
Thanks, Jason. I’m sure the whole team was looking to the sidelines in befuddlement on whether to go for 2 or not.
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3 years
Artist rendering of Dallas Cowboy Ron Kazoo prior to DUI arrest. #ronkazoo @corbydavidson @SportsSturm
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2 years
Here are the newspapers we were talking about just now. Found at an East Dallas estate sale for 50¢ each!!
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@badkaratemovie
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3 years
RIP, Genius.
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@badkaratemovie
Soulbastard
7 years
To ppl I've met thru the tckt on here, in person, made real friends w, shared a drink w, debated: I❤you gyz & u mk my life better. 🎅🏿thk U!
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@badkaratemovie
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6 years
Lol
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4 years
Geraldine is all up to date on her vaccines.
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2 years
Well done, youngun.
@AmerSongwriter
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2 years
“Newcomer Joshua Dylan Balis provides a formidable entry with his debut album, We’re On Fire, an adroit expression of yearning and desire.”
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They found her! She’s safe. Way to go. Social media worked for good here! ❤️❤️❤️
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4 years
The face of a killer! #Geraldine
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5 months
Pete Carroll looks like that dude in your office that walks fast wherever he goes and looks really busy but nobody knows what the fuck he actually does.
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@badkaratemovie
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7 months
Did every Ranger fan in the world collectively scream “NO!” when they showed Chapman for 1.5 seconds warming in the pen just now?
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@badkaratemovie
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7 years
"R2D2 just slides around and makes computer noises, but seems to be on top of things and has all the answers." -- Mike Rhyner
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6 years
My pig.
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6 years
Do you like trying new restaurants? Do you like only the best food? Allow me to introduce “Hospital Meat Loaf!” Bon Appetit! @gordonkeith
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5 years
RT the hell out this. She was taken earlier in FTW.
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4 years
Behold the genius of @DropToons with the greatest Christmas music video of all time. If this doesn’t go viral, the internet deserves to be banned.
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@badkaratemovie
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3 years
Sesame Street sure has changed…
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5 years
New profile pic?
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3 years
“Did you save room for dessert?” This question has never been answered “Yes!” at a Mexican restaurant. My dessert was the five baskets of chips I ate before the meal arrived which by then, I was no longer hungry, but went ahead and ate all of it. 🇲🇽
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3 years
Please more tiny corby memes
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5 years
Goddamnit.
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7 years
Starting a band called Thoughts and Prayers. We show up to the gig, go onstage, and just stand there and don't play.
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3 years
The Fat Man will get his ass bit tonight if he thinks he’s coming down this chimney.
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7 years
Ok. If you listen to our dumb station, this is the funniest thing you or I will ever see. Crying. @DropToons
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@badkaratemovie
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4 years
Proud to call this man my friend.
@dfwticket
96.7 The Ticket
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Corby's powerful story.
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8 years
Aw, you mad, bro?
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5 years
HE’S GONE!! BUD KNIGHT IS NO MORE!! Thank you, Danerys!!
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9 years
The @corbydavidson @swish41 prank, in it's entirety, commercial free. Please share.
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5 years
Ill buy that dude a fucken black GMC truck if they’ll cancel that damn commercial.
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5 years
My voice is shredded. Last night was magical! 🤟🏿 2:00 mark.
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@badkaratemovie
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7 years
This is happening.
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dave lane
7 years
attn @dfwticket P1s: please join me & @badkaratemovie for a random one-off orphanage reunion 10-noon tomorrow. #awardwinningbackgroundnoise
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8 years
This is what happens when you leave your Scooby Doo action figures in the Ticket studio.
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4 years
What the actual fuck is going on? 2nd and 7 for a 1st down, and you throw two passes into the end zone, then kick a field goal when you’re going to need a TD anyway whether you make it or not? #StupidFootball
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5 years
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2 years
My one year old hands this to me while we’re playing at the neighborhood park. East Dallas 4 Lyfe, yo.
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4 years
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy #StupidFootball
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7 years
This sweet girl goes to the pound tomorrow if she's not adopted. Anyone wanna adopt? Helping out a friend. RT if you can.
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5 years
About to ruin 3-7 forever with @NotJackKemp . Expect nothing.
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4 years
@corbydavidson this is so stupid why do i agree to this bullshit
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6 years
If I die during surgery, please someone send this to the funeral. #TheWire #Bodie
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8 years
Brothers don't shake hands, Brothers gotta HUG!
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1 year
What Nick Offerman just did in @TheLastofUsHBO will go down as an exceptional performance in one of the greatest television episodes of our time. No hyperbole.
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3 years
All newborn males look like Frank Sobotka from The Wire @HBO @AoDespair
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4 years
The worst thing about this game is having to repeatedly watch The Colonel #metoo the fuck out of Mrs. Butterworth.
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6 years
My Puig found himself smart enough to smack the dogshit out of that baseball.
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2 years
If most folks would change their usage of “literally” to “virtually” their speech would be literally correct.
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3 years
Is the Cowboys game being broadcast in iPhone Portrait Mode?
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7 years
Seriously, fuck this thing, right?
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7 years
Luke Bryan and Lady Gaga killed it. And no, no one jacked my phone.
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7 years
Thanks, Twitter for the fucking metric system lesson. Jesus. Can a motherfucker misspeak just once?
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4 years
@corbydavidson @EmilyJonesMcCoy Me and my friend were boxing in my front yard...
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6 years
88, if ur gonna bitch for a half, when you finally don’t DROP a ball, make sure it’s in the correct hand when you turn upfield. #NotElite
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3 years
I'm about to do a ticker. And I forgot to write one.
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4 years
@JimmyStixCaple @SportsSturm @corbydavidson He's right guys. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you keep letting that idiot get on the mic? Jeez...
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4 years
well, @RobertWilonsky that was some transparent visceral shit. great segment. proud to call you a dear friend.
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7 years
Ticket fashion show. My vote is for the 69 year old.
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6 years
I like people that don’t die.
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3 years
This pic has been going around the internet today, and it's still crazy to see. Dallas 2001 to 2021.
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5 years
Does anyone else think the Chevy guy sucks as much as I do?
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6 months
That may have been one of the best executed, soulful, NOT over-sung National Anthems I’ve ever heard. #HER
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3 years
If you can. 💔❤️‍🩹
@bastardsofsoul
Bastards Of Soul
3 years
For Hannah and baby Lennox, wife and newborn son of our dear Chadwick.
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5 years
I have firewater damage. I should probably call Mystery Store.
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4 years
This is awesome. They fucked up the COIN TOSS?!? Then kicked it out of bounds, then give up two 3rd down conversions due to penalties?! #StupidFootball
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8 months
😑
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4 years
Most of my band are working musicians and have zero income right now. I’m lucky enough to have a steady gig (for now) so every little bit helps. These shirts are dope anyway. You’ll look cool AF in one.
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4 years
Get this, as well as limited edition vinyl, stickers, turntable pads, and other cool shirts at We greatly appreciate the support while we are holed up writing new songs as we all wait this mess out!!
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2 years
As a child of the 70s-80s, I grew up in a household where books were respected as valuable entities. So much that I often heard “books should be treated with as much respect as people.” No dog ears, writing in them etc. Was this a cultural thing of the times? Or unique for me?
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4 years
Mike's suave Masters outfit.
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4 years
@corbydavidson @badkaratemovie @SportsSturm my bad, boys. Here’s the right one.
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1 year
If anyone can, please elaborate on the mass concern about Twitter going away as if I were an 8 year old, cuz this concern sounds like all the Y2K nonsense.
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2 years
Americans still pretending to passionately care about the EPL is the longest double down of all time.
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2 years
@P1Domo @SportsSturm Fucken genius homie.
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4 years
Four years in the making. Pretty proud and excited about this. Hope some peeps can come out and say hi!
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4 years
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Bastards of Soul LP release show at @KesslerTheater February 8th with @PaulTallTrees This is your first opportunity to pick up our full length “Spinnin’”! Tickets on sale TOMORROW at More details soon!
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2 years
I saw cars in a Jack in the Box drive through. During the day. Who are these people?
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7 years
Never forget.
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