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Aanchal Agrawal

4 years

I dated a guy for years in college but it didn’t work out, I was telling my dad that it’s upsetting to have a failed relationship to which he said- “the fact that you remember each other fondly means that it wasn’t a failed relationship”

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Aanchal Agrawal

@awwwnchal

4 years

We are quarantined but our boobs are finally free.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Never disappoint fans

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

#Gehraaiyaan is a 2 hour 30 min long sports bra commercial.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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How it started. How it’s going.

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4 years

Wrestling with pigs

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Guys call me ‘auntie’ as an insult and think they’ve reached peak roasting. I am a mharwadi kid, I have 30 first cousins all elder to me, I was an auntie when I was 6, try something else.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Relatives ask “why am I avoiding marriage?” Actually I am avoiding a divorce.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

I am the first woman in my family to move to a different city, then state, then country for education & work, and I hope I am not the last. Proud of what I am and proud to share that I moved to New York for a totally self funded second masters degree at @nyuniversity . Yougogirl🔥

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Nobody hates you for your privilege, they dislike you for not extending a helping hand during crisis.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

In USA, people can’t get medicine for fever without giving their entire family history but maniacs can buy guns within minutes no questions asked.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Felt cute, idhar hi rahegi yeh photo.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Weird morning fantasies

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

People keep saying “shaadi karlo umar nikli chali ja rahi hai” jaise shaadi karne se ruk jaegi.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

When he dumps you but six months later you show up as his boss.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Are jeet jao bhai warna yeh saare Pakistani phir mere peeche pad jaege #INDvsNZ

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Jersey large hai kyunki match jeetne ke baad garv se chaati chaudi hone wali hai 😂 #IndvsPak #INDvPAK #T20WorldCup2021 #india #TeamIndia

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Yeh raaton raat khelna kaise sikh gaye bey 😭😭😭

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

My friend went on an arrange marriage date, the guy asked her will you cook? She dead ass looked him in the face and said ‘ya toh sex milega ya khana’ 😹😹

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

I hope she doesn’t mind. @DianaPenty

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Pakistani men on my feed- “aur chaati chaudi hogayi ****** etc” Pakistani men in my DM- “hi love from Pakistan, you’re our crush” 🤝 The internet is globally united by tharak🤝

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Quarantine me pets ka dhayn rakhne wala hero

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Women spend years working on their mental health then some incident happens and takes them a decade back.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

A guy updated his ex’s phone number on an editable covid information list just for revenge. The girl broke down after a while and the patients got false hope and ended up wasting time and energy. This is the sad state of evilness in such upsetting times.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

In school teachers often called me ‘gandi machli’ and shamed me in the class by saying “ek gandi machli pure talab ko ganda kar deti hai”, what could a 10 year old possibly do to face such ridicule? Talk? Happy to report those teachers now DM me to establish contact.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

A guy in US explained Google maps to me, he thinks I am from the 19th century not India.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

A short story- Guy sent a masturbating video. I got angry and put it on my IG. A follower sent it to Indian Cyber Cell. They messaged. He immediately apologised to them, they forwarded to me. I asked them for a video apology. Guy wore a mask for it, but the message is delivered.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Burgirrrrr #Abdu #AbduRozik

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Love all serve all

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

I am serving humanity. True hero.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

I have a history of breathing disorders since childhood, this constant stress has increased my anxiety and I am unable to breathe properly. I request you to not tag me today and give me some space. I am still here just not as active today.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Main pehle hi clear kar du main ghar pe baithi hu apne aur tshirt almari me hai. Mere matthe mat aana. #INDvsNZ

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Every time I start an argument my guy just accepts his mistake and apologises, how the hell am I supposed to pass time in this quarantine?.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

I wish people knew the basic etiquette of not sharing other’s phone number without asking them first.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

100% verified in AHMEDABAD

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

My Nanaji passed away peacefully today, he was a tamr patr holder freedom fighter, he went to jail for the freedom of this country, walked in marches with Gandhiji and lived a very righteous life. From 1920s to 2021 what a great journey and a well rounded life, a true hero. RIP.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

When my ex fucked up and we broke up, I called my mom and told her about this. She said “koi ni, kutte ko ghee nahi pachta” I still laugh about it.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

😂😂😂😂😂 that bardaasht karo *ouch*

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Haanji? Walk over chahiye tha @harbhajan_singh ?

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 months

Thank you for the win @rajasthanroyals #RRvsRCB #IPL2024

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

I know no one asked but here’s my jawline.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

Something I observed and loved about studying in US is students don’t ask each other their grades, the professors don’t publish grades publicly for everyone to see. Students focus on just their own learning and performance not on competing amongst each other.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

People on LinkedIn be like I was eating an ice cream when I dropped the spoon, you know what it taught me, that anything that is fallen can be lifted back up and it still leaves a mark just like the ice cream on my floor which now feeds the ants in my house, learning everyday.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Thanks to the trolling by Pakistanis I now know that boobs are also called ‘mamme’. Learning everyday. 👍🏼

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

#LaalSinghChaddha is actually a very beautiful film. So thoughtfully adapted to our diverse, welcoming culture. Watching such a wonderful screenplay, in our cultural context is a treat.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

Bro this UK visa application cost me fuckin $1500, @RishiSunak my man do something.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

Hi! @HDFC_Bank @HDFCBank_Cares , who gave you the right to call my father for my credit card bill? I have been paying the bill in time for months now, how are you going to justify calling my father who is not even a part of my account in anyway. Am I a minor? Is privacy a joke?

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3 years

Dosto #HappyDiwali

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Whoever is getting access to my phone number through these leads please don’t circulate it around, I am used to getting harassed that’s not even a problem but some important calls might get missed 🙏🏻 baad me kar lena bakchodi puri zindagi padi hai 🙏🏻

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Maut ajaye Ghalib par kaam ke din period na aaye 🙏🏻

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Satta bana diya hai jeevan ka, jiska number lag gaya matke me usko mil gaya baki ka kya?

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Hi! Guys, 2 women construction workers at our site are sewing these reusable, washable, breathable and convenient to wear masks, I am helping them in selling these, can be made in different colours, ₹20/mask, bulk order available. RETWEET AND AMPLIFY PLEASE.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

Yeh match ke beech me kya condom ke ad dikha rahe ho yaar, insan parivar ke sath baith ke match bhi ni dekhe kya shanti se.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Who called it masturbation and not ‘finger on your lips’ ?

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Hey guys! Its a 21 day lockdown and being a stage performer I am totally jobless. So if any of you send creepy cheap messages to me, I will track your family and your employer and send the screenshots to them after sending it to your local police station. Stay safe.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

I was in the bank today, when a poor old woman asked me to read her passbook entries and tell her the balance. She said she got the passbook updated yesterday and withdrew 500 rupees. I checked her passbook and her passbook was last updated on 11th May which was not yesterday.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Yeh Jadugar Anand ka fan lagta hai

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

I am turning 30 this November and I am honestly so excited because this year was truly life changing for me, I broke patterns and generational trauma, excelled at work and learnt so much. Possibly the most growth in a year, can’t wait to see what next year holds for me. ❤️

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

OTTs should have a ‘watching with parents’ mode where they automatically remove all intimate scenes between the actors to avoid awkwardness.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

People volunteering here are humans not robots, no matter how much they try mistakes are bound to happen, messages are bound to be missed, leads are bound to be exhausted. Stop abusing and hating on them or they’ll lose hope. Again, what they’re doing is not their responsibility.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

A guy told me my nostrils are too big, I said yes I need it to smell people’s bull shit.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

The world doesn’t run on money, it runs on kindness. A thread- I landed in New York on 28th January with 3 suitcases and enough money in my bank account. I was already very anxious about the move but somehow I made it. Same day NY faced a snowstorm, I had to stay in for 2 days.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Desi parents will lose their children’s love and respect, end relationships but won’t embrace change.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

What I look at 30 How I feel at 30

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but please masturbate before going to your first drinking party after the pandemic.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Dr Ghungru has said it for all of us.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Finding a soulmate is easier than finding a car parking spot in Mumbai.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Can someone please ask my ex to unblock me? I am bored and I need to laugh at his life.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Guys yeh list banayi hai sab information verified hai aur bhi add kar rahe hai. Please share with the needy. PAN INDIA

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

Once you move out of your parent’s house, you’re never truly home anywhere.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

Jin ladko ko lag raha hai yeh funny hai, yeh reality hai. Main insan hu boiled anda nahi jo har waqt chikna rahega.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

Celebrities after attending concerts, parties, weddings, conferences, shoots and shows without a mask- “Stay home, Stay safe”

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Buddy I am in the stadium #INDvPAK

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3 years

Bhot zor se attention chahiye soch rahi hu WhatsApp DP hata du.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

For people who are guilt tripling me.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

These men are literally the most scared breed of all which is why they stoop to this level to make themselves feel powerful. I am glad that an informed guy took that action and the Cyber cell took action so quickly. I am glad things are changing. This will put him in place.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

People who live with their parents do not pay rent and literally any bill themselves yet they have the audacity to shame those who are living on their own for not having enough savings. Sit down uncle! Some of us don’t have the luxury of working in our hometowns.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

🇺🇸- We are seeking counselling for marital issues 🇮🇳- We are going to have a baby

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

I was a kid when I read @thesushmitasen ’s interview where she said “I buy my own diamonds, I don’t need a man for that”. As someone who grew up in patriarchal and orthodox environment where women were raised to get married and look after the kitchen and children, Thread-

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Aanchal Agrawal

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Do you sometimes feel guilty of not being with your parents all the time as they age?

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The Art The Artist

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Married men in my DMs - “Get married you are getting old” Women married to those men - “Don’t get married, enjoy life”

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Aanchal Agrawal

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I might forget my own name but I will always remember that Vineeta Singh turned down a 1 crore rupees job offer to start her own business.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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Any #Shark wants to invest in my living expenses in #NewYork for 10 equity of my life?

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Aanchal Agrawal

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Proud of myself and every woman hustling to build her life. #womenempowerment @womenpostingws

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Aanchal Agrawal

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I applied for a job and asked for 50k INR as monthly salary, but the recruiter had the budget of 50L INR so she went ahead and gave me 51L INR in Lenskart money. 1L INR additional so I seek help and don’t fall for fake stories on LinkedIn.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Confidence is not a talent, it’s an acquired skill.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Does everyone hate taking out their laptops and tablets at airport security checks? 🥲

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Aanchal Agrawal

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4 years

My friend was dating Pooja but he dumped her and got married to someone else through arrange marriage. I commented “awww Pooja shaadi ki photos me kitni alag dikh rahi hai” on his wedding photos.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Talent is overrated, discipline will make you achieve your goals.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Guys I am exhausted, I need a break please avoid tagging me for sometime, I will try doing whatever is in my capacity but abhi thoda mental rest lagega.

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Aanchal Agrawal

@awwwnchal

3 years

Kids as young as 3 are being made to wear sarees etc and makeup, their parents are teaching them to lip sync to sexist dialogues or jokes and dance to the tunes of songs with disrespectful lyrics for content, it makes me so uncomfortable. I wish the people around them some sense

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Aanchal Agrawal

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2 years

Indian education system and the training and pressure on students to blindly respect their teachers and professors who themselves have a very egoistic limited world view is the reason students kill their dreams.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Still shaking from all the adrenaline and excitement.

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

EXTREMELY URGENT BED NEEDED IN AHMEDABAD, patient critical is being driven around please help 🙏🏻

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3 years

Boundaries? Lol what?

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Jokes aside, I stand by my team, through wins and through losses. #TeamIndia

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Aanchal Agrawal

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3 years

Gharwalo ke sath tyohaar pe hone wala mandatory jhagda hogaya hai ya abhi baki hai? #HappyDiwali

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Aanchal Agrawal

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Just want to tell all people seeking help here ang getting volunteers to do it, these people have kept their work aside to serve humanity. This is not their job, they’re not getting anything out of it. Be respectful if not grateful at least. Basics hai yaar yeh toh.

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