my older sister and her future wife are getting married next month. my family is homophobic and refuses to show up to the wedding or help pay for anything, so my sister and her fiancé have to fund EVERYTHING. PLEASE share and support your fellow LGBTQ 🌈
girls say they wanna be gay, but lesbians be driving helllla hours, buying the girlfriend flights, sending rings and necklaces and STILL end up getting cheated on and left 💀
i’m just trynna sit on the same face, go on vacation with, go shopping with, argue with, have bomb sex with, raise dogs w the same person for the rest of my life
@ThaTrapGod
@tktice
y’all just never been w a woman that has a fat ass smh. i cant tell you how many nudes i’ve deleted bc my underbooty trying to peak out. thick bitches am i right?!?
My dad is an artist is Sacramento, CA who’s just starting to get his work out there but doesn’t know how to reach people. He does custom spray art and woodcarvings (mostly bears). He spends countless hours on each piece. PLEASE share, one retweet could find his art a home!
pros of dating girls:
• they’re soft
• head game immaculate
• they’re psycho so it’s never boring
• you can pick any dick size you want
• they’re a girl
• did i mention vagina
it sucks living with the knowledge that if i marry the same sex, my parents won’t attend my wedding/respect my marriage for the rest of my life. if you have supportive parents, appreciate that shit!
straight girls: i’ve been thinking about just becoming a lesbian bc-
... honey, you boutta get your soul sucked out through ya pussy and the next week she’ll have a whole ass wife. don’t play yaself.
this girl got my number and came to kick it w me at my job... come to find out (after kissing) she has a whole ass GIRLFRIEND of almost TWO YEARS.
this is why i’m single, y’all mf’s be SCANDALOUS.
i can never date someone who hasn’t worked in the service industry because i’m not explaining why we gotta tip our busy waitress 25% when the food took 45 minutes to come out
are the boys y’all thought were soo hot in high school are now chubby normal-looking dudes that grew some patchy scruff, drink a lot, and still think they’re the shit