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now i can make highlights yay!!!! saving the best of worst of auteasm, go to HIGHLIGHTS on my profile 👋🫰

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thats the funniest fkng cricket meme i’ve ever seen i laughed so hard😭

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🫰 @haanjishauharty , unprompted — drinkin heineken, thankin god but he’s just a mannequin; i m bawlin, i mean ballin on his steps & im panicking, ok fine i m crying a whole river, he asks ‘cry me 10’. *pakeezah glows & floats while sampling a baby wolf howling in a large hall*

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🫰 @haanjishauharty , unprompted — drinkin heineken, thankin god but he’s just a mannequin; i m bawlin, i mean ballin on his steps & im panicking, ok fine i m crying a whole river, he asks ‘cry me 10’. *pakeezah glows & floats while sampling a baby wolf howling in a large hall*

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some of yall post from here

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@KameraVoVo mr tatas twink his nano his batata bearer of his anmol ratans i m out of bad jokes, yall can add.

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how do you all punch this thing??? my first instinct to hug it, look at it.

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such a cute twt until the chaddi drawer part

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love seeing a nerd trying to rizz up a girl by boring her out.

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we (she) made pasghetti

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meeting this shawtie from hinge we’re gonna make dinner together at hers will keep u guys updated

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shoutout prometheus how’d we light joints without u 🙏

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dharamsala’s like a mortal kombat stage dawg 😭🥺

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we here 💪

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shauhar explaining why he can’t get it up — you see ☺️ this is, obviously 🤷‍♂️, an interpolation ♻️ of jay-z’s 🧑🏾‍💼2018’s APESHIT 🦍 where he ☝️ addressing his wife, beyoncę 👸 says 🗣️🗣️have you ever seen a cock going flaccid?🗣️🗣️

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see u in FEB! 👋🧘🏻

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mariam webster is a dictionary????? i thought it was a muslim who married in the west

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you just know when someone said “laane gaya hai ya banane gaya hai?” for the first time everyone around them must’ve absolutely lost their shit. ancient virality.

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seedhe maut’s maina is actually a song about erectile dysfunction

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who do u think got the best d*ck game? give reasoning.

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indraverma a BITCHASSS fr fr 🤓🤓🤓 getting his duties done BY A 9-YEAR OLD who is also ALSO banging his daughter 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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oh no 🥺🥺 i spilled the bong water on your sundress 🥺🥺🥺 oh noo 🥺🥺🤭🥺🥺🥺 now youll have to take it offf 🥺🥺😋🤭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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NO JETHALAAAL!!!!! THATS NOT A HAIR OIL THATS A SHAMPOOOOO WASH IT OFF!!! NOOOOOOO!!! JETHAAALAAAAAAAAAL!!!

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jack off all trades? woah there. thats a lot of jacking off 🫷✋🚦

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fkn gujaratis m i right? cant live with them cant live without them

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im just happy for dimple bhabhi 🥰🥺😋

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SHIMLA vs NAGPUR [comparing apples🍎 to oranges🍊]

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preity zinta has been a mommy for as long as i can remember

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actually theres a fan there but the fps of the vidoe and the rpm of the fan match proportionately and hence this illusion

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nunnu upside down is also nuunu and i think thats beautiful

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met radhika merchant at the gym 2day she asked me ketla set baki chhe? ek ☝️baki chhe be✌️? tren?? 3️⃣

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bhaang piyugi aaj. will keep u guys updated.

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