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@astralsoda
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8 months
"boy dinner" "god forbid men have hobbies" "the masculine urge" get your own phrases you Coniving Thieves
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@astralsoda
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5 months
@autismpills did you know that the urge to drink water and breathe is a sign of neurodivergence? the more you know!!
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@astralsoda
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@hajimeweed Tch... of course. It's always a fucking minor. I hate your kind... I hate what you stand for. How about you shut up and listen to the adults here, kid. Might serve you well.....
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@astralsoda
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8 months
@mello_450 redundant. all boys have already failed.
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@astralsoda
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11 months
@The_Teo_Yoshi @hajimeweed IM A KID IT WAS A JOKE HOW DO I MAKE THIS HELL STOP
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@astralsoda
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11 months
@hajimeweed hey guys this is a joke i think its funny if you qrt this with pictures of ghetsis or miguel or some shit but dont be transphobic towards me because of it cause what the fuck
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@astralsoda
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1 year
private accounts liking your tweets feels like someone tapping your shoulder then running away giggling
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@astralsoda
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1 year
having the 🔞 in your display name is like how in nature poisonous animals are rlly bright colored so u always know
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@astralsoda
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1 year
steven universe: GEE WHIZ! you DIAMONDS need to change your minds about this whole INTERGALACTIC DICTATORSHIP! white diamond:
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@astralsoda
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@dreamtdebris anti-self dxers when not everybody can pay 2000 dollars for a diagnosis
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@astralsoda
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1 year
@ShortKingUTAU Ur 13. This was like last week For you
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1 year
@laterundulator lifes sad, isnt it?
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@astralsoda
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@autismpills Ouh.. Ouh god... ive GYATT to GOON!
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@astralsoda
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9 months
@datbx_ the puppet when you forget to wind the music box:
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@astralsoda
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1 year
@zirc0nium_pants you just know she was giving gru that juicy lucy in bed
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@astralsoda
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6 months
@autismpills trying to stay closeted to my parents but my cutie mark js two girls kissing
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@astralsoda
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11 months
@616LowKey @hajimeweed they were being horny abt an infinity train character and i said this not expecting it to be taken seriously by a million ppl
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@astralsoda
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6 months
@spiralatic what a cute artsty-
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@astralsoda
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9 months
@dreamtdebris i tried telling someone that and he just kind of just told me to fuck off so i dont even bother at this point
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@astralsoda
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7 months
@autismpills can you tell him to give me 10 yankovillion dollars
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@astralsoda
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1 year
@laterundulator blankies mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@astralsoda
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1 year
@zirc0nium_pants FUUUUUUCCKKKKK YEEEEESSSSSSSS
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@astralsoda
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1 year
@zirc0nium_pants my little brother watched this movie on repeat at least 40 times a couple years ago and if im ever forced to hear the big bang theory aliens poop jokes again im gonna Fucking Explode
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@astralsoda
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when you see oomf make a "list moots of the top of my head!" tweet and you're not on there
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1 year
@laterundulator getting 2 new lesbian idols every new game is the best thing ever!! we do not need a man there !!!
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1 year
@zirc0nium_pants did u get this idea from my tweet.....
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1 year
steven universe: GEE WHIZ! you DIAMONDS need to change your minds about this whole INTERGALACTIC DICTATORSHIP! white diamond:
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@transgin OH MY FUCKING GOD?
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@M1das_OW2 @Halovasion invalidated your take oomf
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9 months
trans people: im trans society: ok barkiplier:
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@astralsoda
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11 months
@laterundulator fuck you little bitch puts you in the autistic child murder steamroller
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11 months
@hajimeweed i hope they do crazy things to your skeletal structure in hell.
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@astralsoda
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1 year
how to make your twitter black ; a thread
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1 year
@laterundulator I WASNT ON R/FEMBOYS ITS THE GENERAL REDDIT SEARCH
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1 year
its my first day at yaoi school i hope they dont realize i like yuri
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1 year
@laterundulator ??? this doesnt even make any sense 😭 the lorax's ass is MINE
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@celloier @ShortKingUTAU erm. 9 years + 1 week = 13 years. basic math
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1 year
ok so close your eyes
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@LilithGoeden racists against the kkk!!
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@astralsoda
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@zirc0nium_pants They still Suck. Aalso im geting anoyed by the sock thinng Right now.
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@laterundulator this made all of my mental conditions worse
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@astralsoda
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earthquakes and hurricanes have killed millions, and you say this? ok
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@laterundulator I FUCKING LOVE NATURAL DISASTERS SO MUCH
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@astralsoda
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@Jacki_The_Corgi "what can they do now" probably a hate crime
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1 year
@laterundulator never thought id say this but please go back to danganronpa yaoi
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1 year
completely changed my sense of humor forever
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@danlehnermusic
cowboy postbop (Dan Lehner)
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What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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@alienpostingg erm... im a refugee..... my home planet isnt safe.... check your glïveləge.
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@dreamtdebris OH it was like a 14 year old drawing furries with inhumanely large asses in sexual poses : /
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@gingcube archie after boys get removed from twitter
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@astralsoda
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me pulling up to the twitter id verification check
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@PopCrave
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New look at ID verification, coming soon to X. 📸: @nima_owji
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@paintedhen you just dont understand lesbian fashion
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@laterundulator who up tickling they pickle rn
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follow me for more hit tweets. i spit em out more than a man spits out idiocy
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me in the woke military: xir yass xir
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1 year
it rlly has been 6 years of covid what the fuck
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@heartwoozy she did no wrong
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@astralsoda
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@nerowemisu you stole this... ill get you ... mwahhhahahahaa!
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new splatfest what we pickin
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pre-top surgery walter white seducing me on the night of march 7th 2022.
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Behind The Scenes Pics That Look Like Shitposts
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Tangled (2010)
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comforting a nonbinary person: their their
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the original tsundere
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restraining orders are just like irl dnis
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1 year
estrogen wouldve saved her
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@laterundulator im vegetarian wtf do you mean DARK MEAT???
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all of owl house twitter is just someone saying "Heh... this character DIED" and every single reply is "YOURE GOING TO HELL FOR THIS ONE."
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@dreamtdebris good for me im figuratively autistic
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@B0NERWORLD follow me for more bangers
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@zirc0nium_pants sorry, starlight
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@laterundulator yea right LIBERAL. if misandry doesnt exist then why dont women like me? ever think about that pussyboy? #MensRights
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@astralsoda
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@laterundulator youll get through this 🧩❤️🧩
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11 months
got a brand to be accidentally lesbiphobic
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@centipedegrrrl this block is my holy grail
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his canon event was just thursday
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@SO0u0o ive hated him since he made a video abt "loving girls" and every character shown was underage
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@laterundulator tbf i thought you were cis or nb or something your gender is obscured by a thick veil of hot yaoi
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@astralsoda
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obama if he was a baby: my fellow americans uhh today i will be sucking some;breasts
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@laterundulator truly a titanic "L" peasant! ohohoooo!!!
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how does this person have such a large following theyre a proshitter and it shows in their gross ass art
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@conejitocore nsfw accounts being shitty people
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the age of consent should be raised to 80 so all porn is just flaps of skin slapping against eachother
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LGBTQ Celebrities that harm the LGBTQ community
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@autismpilIed @angh_el_lic finding out oomf is your mom
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@refresko
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@astralsoda @hajimeweed I KEEP READING THIS IN A FUCKCI G SANS UNDERTALE VOICEDE I CANNOTTT
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@ihvamps
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how it be fr
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@astralsoda
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@subbpunkk bro dont be naked around 13 year olds it shouldnt be too hard to understand
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PQRT YOURE NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE....
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@zirc0nium_pants ill need to tax ur likes. the little guys need some clout too
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@MCHINGRRL WE STAND FOR THE FLAG IN THIS HOUSE
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10 months
oomf going through it rn
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this is how it feels to be a girl
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ok im kinda tired of this . why cant we talk abt their racism AND lesbiphobia?? we can talk about more than one their lesbiphobia shouldnt just be swept under the rug because of another case of bigotry
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@MCHINGRRL if i told everyone all of the hyperfixations ive had over the years and still enjoy my head would be skewered on a pike in town square
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@astralsoda
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Amy thest : What if I break your trust someday? Steve : Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice. — Favorite line. ❤️
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@Minecraft minecraft will you add lesbian sex in 1.21 please
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