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@aphrodivy
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2 years
Please y’all. I haven’t laughed this hard in 39 years and I’m 30. This shit so funny to me 😭😂
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I say it often but quality time with my friends heals something in me every single time we get together.
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5 years
This nigga really parked and hopped on top his car to see who started traffic 😭😂😭.
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4 years
Were you seeking shelter?
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@aphrodivy
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5 years
This been KILLING ME 😂😭
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3 years
I don’t believe in “if they wanted to they would” anymore. Cause I be wanting to… and I don’t.
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4 years
@champagneNBA @youasiia @babydollxdes On the contrary it seems as though fucks is the only thing he’s giving
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@aphrodivy
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6 months
Pleas remember, you can never finesse someone that does shit for you from their heart. You can only finesse yourself out of access to them.
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5 months
don’t know how I’ve waited this long in life to receive this energy lmaoooo
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7 years
@BarbershopPod F you mean?
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@DollaSignBri @nadialashaye Sis you gave him your number... and was actively talking to him 🥴🥴
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7 years
@OnMyLeftMind The murderer was found guilty and ended up getting life in prison.
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4 years
I been crying about this for 20 min
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@aphrodivy
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8 months
📍Houston
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@aphrodivy
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4 years
@JahnellAnya Tell her she should’ve came with her hair already done
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7 years
@thekanyeweast @OnMyLeftMind Yes, he was sentenced in 2015.
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1 year
@krazii_geniius @colormejewels it’s an extremely large area and this is not the only spot to take pictures with that background, it extends pretty far. she could’ve moved or just waited the 5/10 minutes it would’ve taken for the proposal to finish. don’t be dense.
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@aphrodivy
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3 years
The real tea is when you start to realize that these “designers” are stealing their designs from these Instagram boutiques and charging birds like you $800 JUST so that you can feel like you’re better than the next. Soak it up. Lol.
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@krazii_geniius @colormejewels world revolving around someone or someone else having the capacity to show common courtesy? you’re weird. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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5 years
@MiamiGotJokes @CityBoiCoop I guarantee you none of this has ever happened for her lol.
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4 years
@xhoxolatepimp The way he’s flinching and bandaged, she beating on him. Can’t tell me different.
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3 years
@divinaxo One day we were texting and he told me how he was tired so he drank a Monster energy drink 🚩 Later on he said he was picking up some dinner and I asked what he was eating… mans said Taco Bell. All in one day. I was so turned off. Lol
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@aphrodivy
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8 years
Crazy how the KKK is announcing their comeback and the government doesn't see it as a terrorist attack or threat. Lmao so cool. Very nice.
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3 years
@Tha_MikeB_Show @divinaxo Lmao if you asking for sex or head then yes it is Bc I feel like the nut gonna be battery acid
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5 years
@idontknownoah @calliefolstrom Y’all Pizza Hut is TIRED of you.
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5 years
I want you to be as happy as you make the people around you. I hope life starts shifting in your favor and all the goodness you spread comes back to you. I love you, for real.
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@2sandz They ain't have no mf red paint at Michaels left? Wtffff
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5 years
@bhindthelenz @Complex @sheisnatalie This is just when WE’RE hearing about it. This isn’t to say they haven’t been fighting for that long, they may have even tried to settle before suing and it didn’t go through. Doesn’t mean they just woke up yesterday and decided to do it though. Lol
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I want romance. I desire romance. I crave romance. I deserve romance. I will wait for romance.
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3 years
@8ntdatsumshit @GucciStanZoe This is theeeee wildest tweet I’ve ever seen
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2 years
@s3cretcervix @nikosakii @Mya1of1 @xChellz @lilv_bambi @135YELI You can have a withdrawal from anything and be addicted to anything. Addiction is the disease. Ppl withdraw from sugar, caffeine, nicotine. Idk why people think weed is the exception.
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@SayMzFacade She guilty as hell. Often times ppl that work for cell phone carriers have their cell phone numbers listed on their business cards so she definitely could’ve gotten his number. He ain’t had nothing to hide. She done did ittt!
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6 years
@mikayladade Me in this thread
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You should just want to do nice things for the people you care about and love. That’s one thing that should just come naturally.
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5 years
They tried to give us nice shit like lashes and y’all hoes went and did this. I really can’t stand y’all.
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❤️‍🔥talk thirty two me❤️‍🔥 #32
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@aphrodivy
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4 years
Just got done with this look!! Do y’all like itttt?
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6 years
Nigga got a baby grandmother.
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3 years
it was a good night 🥲
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@myyughh @73eliever Why she got all that underneath her bed
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5 years
This is why I stopped going on dates. I HATE when this happens 🙄
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4 years
YALLLLLLL I BOUGHT A HOUUUSSEEE IM A HOMEOWNER I DID IIIITTTT
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@aphrodivy
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8 years
Never realized how much Trump and my last dude have in common till now... 😩😭😂
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@aphrodivy
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7 years
@DailyMail This going straight to my "Things Black people BEEN knew" folder. Yes I have a whole folder.
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4 years
@champagneNBA @youasiia @babydollxdes I’ve always wanted to promote something! Check out my podcast y’all! It’s called Drunk Tired & Annoyed where my friends and I talk shit and get lit!! We dropped our first two episodes today! Available on Apple Spotify and SoundCloud! Follow us on ig @ drunktiredannoyed!
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Before I go to sleep I actually want to say @MuvaPrincess ruined my whole entire day by bringing to my attention that the cast of Hoochie Daddy’s on Tubi is actually the same studs that made this terroristic video
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5 years
@HBCUfessions Y’all be using the word friend so lightly. You not friends with her.
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7 years
@olaoluwakiwms @FLY_SINCE94 This isn't Chynas first child lol. Rob saw first hand the type of mother she was to King and loved it so much that he wanted one with her.
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@LITsauce Wear whatever you want while you out and about with my son, but as long as you coming under MY roof to meet ME you gon respect my house.
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5 years
Friendly reminder that there was indeed a dating show on BET named Hell Date and they had midgets dressed in demon costumes running round.
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@JoiedeVar @iMDRW @kiaralawhon WITH no recognition at that. And if they did survive they’d come right back to being called a worthless n word and having no rights at all.
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@WannasWorld I went to Barbados the other day and EVERYONE on the island only had good things to say about her. They truly love and respect her there.
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I’m just dead bc lowkey this girl got a picture of @arnellarmon on her wall.
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@KabriaKabria @SayMzFacade Sometimes it’s both, mama.
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I know somebody on birth control, had a baby and STILL gotta take care of it. Do what you want with that info.
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@MELODICthunder What are the girls in white on the floor doing with their back? Looks like they just seen Timmys fairy god parents.
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7 years
@CerromeZONE He probably scared bc his mom only gave him $15 to go to the barber and he know they gon charge him $30 for something he ain't ask for 😩
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@mrdopeflo Element.
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7 years
@glowkit Remove it. Before. You go. To bed. Also vitamin c serum works wonders for dark spots esp if you're against bleaching/chemicals. 🌻✨
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2 years
Lmaoooooo chile a speech by Louis Farrakhan… I’m sick to my stomach saying that out loud 😂
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What’s the worst thing you’ve had to watch for some d*ck? I’ll go first, Vlad interviews.
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7 years
Black Twitter needs a whole app to itself.
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5 years
This been taking me out!
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7 years
@curlyaliyah @kieratheflop This is deeper than a dress code. This is pure hatred. To threaten to arrest anyone because of their shirt is not in the least bit rational.
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@FLY_SINCE94 I hate when people act confused about situations they willingly put themselves in.
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@d_intheclouds @localIystupid don’t tag me in nothin you see on this app no more
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3 years
If anything, I’m everything. 🤍
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None of this matters if someone doesn’t want you though.
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3 years
This the one 🗣😂
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3 years
Timeline at work 👀?
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Curtis and Moolah every time Moolah gets upset about any minor inconvenience. #BadBoysLA #BADBOYSCLUB
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@den_nuhmus @RenerGracie I’m crying fr fr bc this is exactly where my mind went.
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@darkdenaro Lmao lmao lmaooo
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7 years
My skin is the suns dance floor. My melanin plays its favorite song. Happy #BlackOutDay #Blackout
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Lick your lips excessively and steal your girls head scarves and hair products.
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@KekePalmer girl yes, "turn your $5 into $5000" only person I trust to turn 5 anything into 5000 is Jesus. Okay thank you bye.
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2 years
@HOLLYandherEGO 30, S. FL, I fall in love in 45 minutes.
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7 years
@SixBrownChicks This month is your turn, sis. Fall out a day before him this month. So June 30th at 12 AM pass out. Make me proud.
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I’m gigglinggg. Escaping Twin Flames isn’t supposed to be funny but this nigga Jeff funny as FUCK for this
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5 years
This how y’all coming in 2019? 😭
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@ThatSharkAttack @thatgirlsalina I'm saying though!! I would've been jigging to that in the back like. Asked for an encore and everything.
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5 months
Physical touch isn’t enough. Unzip your skin and let me inside of it right NOW.
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@BuddyNoLove I’ll be here all week. Also you have nice teeth.
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5 years
@daonlycoco Okay I see everyone saying that they go in there to stay warm but HOW do they get in there? Cats are demons.
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@onlyelimori_ Can’t wait for the remix “She Was Sentenced to *x amount* Years in Jail”
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@HBCUfessions Bc the beach gets whatever body I give it. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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felt the most pretty this weekend 🌻
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5 years
Obviously at the #HaitianTwitterBbq or whatever. Where’s my future husband?
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No matter the reason or relationship, the concept of hitting someone because you love them and want them to do better is a demented way of thinking and I hate it.
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What's your honest opinion about beating kids ?
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I keep seeing people answer this saying it’s for gay men or men on the DL and I just feel like... the only thing that can possibly make a man gay, is if he likes men. The earrings you wear, food you eat, drinks you sip or clothes you wear don’t mean you take pipe.
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@therealmaric_ Lmao, it said-
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1 year
Lemme hire the relative. Got a couple people that need a bit n run.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Florida man contracts flesh-eating bacteria after being bitten by RELATIVE at family function 🦠
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Don’t be this person. Please don’t be this person.
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Now everybody a Nipsey fan ....the fake love 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@skulltrim @bitchesbfightin Lmao lmao why he sound like when you letting air out of a plastic balloon
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Golden Panther x Black Panther. #FIUGrad I done did it yallll. 😭
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@LeftAtLondon @ThomasJay32 If you don’t stop playing and drop this heat 🔥🔥🔥
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