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6 months

For the seventh(!!!) year, me and @junebulaon curated our fave music of the year. 80 songs, perfect playlisting and every possible emotion. This is 🐶🗣️🔥💯 2023.

🐶🗣️🔥💯 2023

🐶🗣️🔥💯 2023 · Playlist · 80 songs · 28 likes

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5 months

Not her leaking the priv 😭

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Throw a drink in someone’s face today. Do it for her.

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Notice how music sounds better in cars, not just because of the acoustics, but because of the nature of cars as intimate spaces. And sharing something as precious as music in such a small space makes it feel so immense.

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4 years

I know Nothing Is Truly Original pero guys... ibahin niyo naman nang slight. 🥴

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6 years

Same.

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5 years

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

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4 years

Straight guys dress painfully drab then put on P12,000 sneakers like it fixes everything.

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3 years

Why are the Leni supporters mad, this is literally the correct answer.

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3 years

Sought for advice in her dialogue with house helpers re. vote-buying, presidential bet & VP Leni Robredo first says she is against the illegal practice. She then advises them to take the money, since that is taxpayers' money, but vote according to their conscience. | @maracepeda

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4 years

The infant was 1 month old when she was separated from her mother and fell ill a week shy of 3 months. Court denied Reina's pleas to breastfeed her daughter + ignored an urgent motion today to see her baby one last time. There is no reforming a system whose violence is by design.

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BREAKING: Reina Mae Nasino's 3-month-old daughter has passed away, lawyers confirmed.

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3 years

No better cure for a crush than working with them and discovering they're wildly incompetent.

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2 years

He's just like me

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@apaagbayani

5 years

I love Father's Day posts that are like Growing up with u was hard 👋 \ 😩 || \ _/¯ ¯\_ and caused real psychological damage I deal with to this day 🤚 😳/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ but here's a pic of us from 1995 😭 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Every single participant at the #JunkTerrorBill rally was wearing a face mask, some with face shields / latex gloves too. Marshalls enforced social distancing throughout. Everyone knew the stakes: We had to make our voices heard but it was equally impt to keep each other safe.

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3 years

So what is the truth

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5 years

Honestly, I get so kilig when people fix minor issues I didn't spot in my outfit like an uneven collar or a like a speck of lint bc damn thank u for looking out for me.

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5 years

Just say Ateneans on immersion

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6 years

High school video projects are always wild, man. Like, the level of creativity with costume design and editing??? The suspension of disbelief demanded of you??? Like, the mom, the dad, the son and the baby sister are all played by teenage boys, and you just BELIEVE it.

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6 years

Remember that Ateneo Secret Files post about two guys who hooked up then ran into each other at a family reunion and found out they were COUSINS? I rest my case, your honor. Ateneans are the white people of the Philippines.

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4 years

My toxic trait is opening five tabs of RRL for something I want to write, leaving said tabs open for weeks while I DON'T WRITE, then inevitably closing them when I have too many tabs.

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2 years

☕️☕️

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5 years

I really miss Wokémon.

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@apaagbayani

5 years

A simple guide, because people keep getting it wrong. 🙄 🐏=♈️ 🐂=♉️ 👯‍♀️=♊️ 🦀=♋️ 🦁=♌️ 💃🏻=♍️ ⚖️=♎️ 🦂=♏️ 🏹=♐️ 🐐=♑️ 🏺=♒️ 🐟=♓️

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2 years

Focus is an excellent iOS update for insane people.

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5 years

If you used to get group texts like, "So before the networks go down later, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas..." you qualify for a senior citizen discount.

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@apaagbayani

3 years

I had a friend who bought crystals to fight off the negative energy in his apartment and ayun, naglaho siya. 😭

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6 years

Ashdjfjgjgjfjfjfjfjfjdifjfjhfbd ang lala.

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@apaagbayani

5 years

Damn, millennials... eating. How upsetting.

kae #FreePalestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸

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5 years

What is it with millennials and their obsession with grocery shopping

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7 years

So here’s the title of my self-help book.

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@apaagbayani

3 years

Sweaty this should've stayed in the drafts

Manuel L. Quezon III

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3 years

"For entertainment purposes only."

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7 years

Ever feel like time has made you smarter and stronger but you’ve lost a part of yourself in the process?

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@apaagbayani

1 year

♊︎

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1 year

crine what’s the craziest ship you’ve seen made up by a fandom, and i mean one that u ask outloud how they got there.

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4 years

𝔰𖤐𝔟

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4 years

march 11 lol

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@apaagbayani

4 years

If, like me, you have the privilege to keep speaking on public platforms without fear of severe repercussions under ATB, I urge you to stay visible. Protest, magnify voices of the vulnerable, make your dissent loud and clear. Fuck you Duterte!!! Let’s do it baby, I know the law.

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4 years

Shocked every time I find a new person has added me to their close friends list on Instagram, like how did you know I craved trust and intimacy.

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5 years

Sis I just have rly bad aim sjsndnfnfngnfnn. Why is hugot Twitter like this

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@apaagbayani

5 years

. @mimiyuuuh in a Carl Jan Cruz basahan dress named after her, we are living, screaming, stanning for life.

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@apaagbayani

6 years

PSA: Cherie Gil has a dedicated Instagram account which is just videos of her telling people they're nothing but second-rate trying-hard copycats then throwing drinks at them. Asdhfhfjfjg

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@apaagbayani

5 years

Man, look how TIRED it looks. If I'd been alive for 347 years I would be begging for death.

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Based on samples taken from the lens of its eye this year, this shark was alive in 1672.

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2 years

I do not trust you folks to eat the rich bc literally you will gang up on a dude with a dog and home decor!!! Then the billionaires will get away. 🤠

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@apaagbayani

6 years

I love how dermatologists' assistants have just earned the right to roast u for ur bad skin like "HALA ANYARE SA 'YO" and you just accept it like, "OO NGA E, ANYARE"

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2 years

Night of a Thousand Inday Saras.

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4 years

Dug this up because CINEMA.

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5 years

I tried to kill a mosquito hovering over my dog's head and I ended up slapping my dog sjajajsjdjjffjjfjfjf baby im sorry

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6 years

Wow the Ateneo High School fetching area is wild.

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7 years

Happy World Mental Health Day, y'all. Remember you're no less for your woundedness.

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1 year

My man is safe 🙏

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twink death is a terrifying thing

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6 years

Remember when I didn’t know “Hm” stood for “How much?” and so I thought online sellers were all just considering one another ambivalently, like “Hmm, sis?” “Hm....”

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@apaagbayani

6 years

Wow, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo is really diversifying her brand.

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@apaagbayani

6 years

*Kitchie Nadal voice* AT SA GABI

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Bayaran niyo contributors niyo o magsara kayo. 🙂 It‘s a very simple choice, @WhenInManila .

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5 years

How is there a Negros Occidental and not a Negros On Purpose.

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@apaagbayani

7 years

Bakit wala pang travel and extreme sports show si Judy Ann entitled BUT DID JUDAY?

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@apaagbayani

5 years

As Pride season approaches, please watch brands carefully. I don't care if there's a rainbow tacked on everything. Don't buy shit without doing your research. Do these companies walk the talk? Are they uplifting LGBTQIA+ voices? Are they donating any of the proceeds to queer ppl?

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@apaagbayani

5 years

The opposite of abundance.

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@apaagbayani

1 year

Have u considered how fucked up it is to appropriate the language of survivors to “expose” someone as… a good person?

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Exposing Paolo Pangilinan: A must read thread. A lot of you know this actor and influencer as Karl from Gaya Sa Pelikula but here’s a side of my story I never got to tell. Pandemic of 2021 while everyone was stuck home, a friend recommended that I .. (continue thread )

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@apaagbayani

6 years

I remember so many people.

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@apaagbayani

5 years

Figured maybe I should stop bullying myself out of feeling what I feel. I spend a lot of time telling people to respect their emotions then turn around and call my own feelings stupid, like that's stupid.

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2 years

Does this thing have a halftime performance? Yung may latigo.

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Now that I’ve been weaned off physical touch, I’m on the road to defeating the other four love languages and achieving my full power.

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Kind of wild how Ateneo is so smart and forward-thinking in a million ways that don’t include holding harassers on campus accountable. Like... kaya niyo naman e.

Ateneo de Manila University

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4 years

There is a lot going on and we don’t want to create more unneeded drama and stress. There will be no #ACET for SY 2021-22. Times are evolving but our commitment to academic excellence and formation has not changed. Get #readyfortomorrow , the Ateneo way.

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Where was this article two weeks ago when I thought I was DYING.

Is My Chest Tightness Anxiety or the Coronavirus?

Psychologists explain how to tell the difference and what to do if you feel short of breath.

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7 years

Woke up to a v. important question from someone in my DMs. Thought it was important enough to post.

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6 years

Sometimes I think I'm a really warm, compassionate person and the next moment I'm side-eyeing a five-year-old for walking too slow and blocking my way.

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@apaagbayani

5 years

eugene domingo could do ang probinsyano but fpj couldn't do kimmy dora

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@apaagbayani

5 years

Thinking about costume design and how when we saw that green Jacqueline Durran dress in Atonement in 2007, we all just knew it was A Moment.

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Do you ever half-jokingly complain about work at work in the hopes of building camaraderie in your team, pero ‘di pala nila ‘yon wavelength so now they just think you’re an asshole?

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Nice day on the timeline today.

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@apaagbayani

5 years

I can't stop thinking about that tweet where someone said "adultery" when they meant "adulting." Like "Grabe, paying my bills. Adultery!" Ahshdjfjfjfjfkfkgkg

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Alternating between missing everything and feeling so over it that I have no desire to participate in the world again. 🙂

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@apaagbayani

5 years

I hate you 🤚 😣/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ for what you did 👋 \ 😩 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ and I miss you 🤚 😳/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ like a little kid 😭 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

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5 years

One time, I asked myself, "I wonder how the Malunggay Girls are now?" And wow, they've been THRIVING.

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6 years

#AiandSasha Show some love for the malunggay girls 😊😘

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@apaagbayani

3 years

Constantly distracted by how hot I am in the Zoom call.

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@apaagbayani

3 years

Oust Duterte NOW.

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Still an 11/10 pop song.

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6 years

S H E I S S O L U C K Y B U T W y HY DO ES SHE CR Y

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@apaagbayani

6 years

I had this idea for a project a few years back and would gladly give it to anyone willing and able to execute it: An interactive map of Metro Manila where people can drop pins on places of memory. The shape of a city in first kisses, final encounters, places you cried.

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@apaagbayani

3 years

The rewards of being hydrated the mortifying ordeal of needing to pee every 30 minutes

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3 years

Can't have a flop era if you've never done well! It is a flop lifetime.

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@apaagbayani

3 years

The thing is that folks go from "You are so brave for being fat" to "You are so brave for losing weight" and never consider how weird it is to be posting unwarranted opinions on a stranger's body and ascribing meaning to the ways it changes. Maybe stop perceiving her!!! Idk!!!

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Angel Locsin losing weight is a supalpal to the bashers. Taena niyo hanggang ngayon pangit pa din kayo

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@apaagbayani

7 years

Is that Beyoncé

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7 years

Things I learned from my mental disorder (that maybe you can learn from so it can be marginally less awful for you):

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8 years

'Yung dumeretso ka from Araneta Coliseum to People Power Monument.

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5 years

I realized this GIF is what listening to SZA feels like.

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@apaagbayani

6 years

Hot take: Respect ur rage. There are situations where you owe it to yourself to be visibly, unapologetically angry.

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3 years

After maybe 5 tries on diff occasions, finally got a pic of the Mitski graffiti sa may Katipunan Extension. Tama.

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@apaagbayani

4 years

Pls stop equating the systemic violence with being yelled at on the Internet, I am begging you.

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You won’t convince someone to support or sympathize with your cause by shaming them for being quiet or doing nothing. If you do that you’re only propagating the culture we’re trying to change.

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7 years

Man, I miss me.

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@apaagbayani

6 years

Well she's right when she says exposure doesn't pay the bills. Her parents pay the bills.

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@apaagbayani

5 years

Sherlock says he can't vote tomorrow but he would like you to consider the following candidates, please. 🐶 #22 Colmenares #23 De Guzman #25 Diokno #36 Gutoc #59 Tañada #42 Kabataan Partylist

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@apaagbayani

5 years

New favorite genre of tweets: Old Ina Reformina tweets which suggest a knowledge of basic scientific facts like orbital motion.

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You are the sun in my life. My world revolves around you & your happiness. ☀💞

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6 years

Made laksa but was out of fish cake so I put... chicken nuggets. I’m sorry.

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@apaagbayani

5 years

Somewhere Antoine de Saint-Exupéry is spinning in his grave.

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@apaagbayani

6 years

“And for my first act, I shall... disappear.”

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@apaagbayani

6 years

Influencer posts reaching this comic level of absurdity is actually something I'm here for. WAHAHAHAHA.

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@apaagbayani

5 years

Work in production long enough and you can eyeball how much a video costs and how many people it passed through. This is a minimum of 3-5 million pesos and it passed through TENS of people and NOBODY SAID ANYTHING WAS WRONG????

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Fuck that guy. Solidarity with all survivors of sexual violence. Imperative that we center survivors' voices and calls at this time.

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