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5 months
You can measure how much a woman likes you by how sleepy she gets while you’re together
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3 months
Many of you don’t realize that your problems would go away if you slept from 10PM-7AM
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6 months
My favorite emotion is when someone says something kind of silly and the only rational response is “I love you”
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2 months
IT IS SO EASY TO BE ANGRY AT THE WORLD!!!!!!! But I will not... I will forgive the World because it has you
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3 months
To love someone is to cry every time you think of them as a child
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3 months
I want to reshape the world to be fair and gentle to you
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@anymnesis
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7 months
I love being alive. I’m sorry for forgetting
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@anymnesis
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2 months
My recommendation is lots of water and also try to love without asking anything in return
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4 months
Love is the most important thing in the world and it is worth doing, even incorrectly, over and over again
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2 months
Wait…. You are a White woman…. and you like Rap music? You are one interesting chica…
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5 months
@BorealCrown
جل احد
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@anymnesis It’s an implicit sign of trust because she’s allowing herself to be vulnerable around you.
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5 months
@FROwardThinker I didn’t realize my intentionally wholesome tweet needed this negative disclaimer but, you are not wrong!
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@anymnesis
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2 months
Everything is always changing you must let go or be dragged
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2 months
It is a privilege to miss you
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@anymnesis
kate
8 days
You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same, nor would you want to
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@anymnesis
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5 months
@yawnzznslut This only applies to women. Men are evil even while unconscious
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5 months
@GoldmanEM555 @Koda286 If your girl has narcolepsy it’s your job to carry the pillow and blanket idk what to tell u
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5 months
@xfaaithhh Idk, I would guess that something has probably transpired to make your body feel less inherently Relaxed around this person
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3 months
@burgun6y Put That Dam Phone Down and go to bed!
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5 months
@GoldmanEM555 @Koda286 Yes you can, sit next to her in bed and read a book
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3 months
@City4Tributes Google biphasic/polyphasic sleep! Might change ur life.
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@anymnesis
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1 month
This is such an interesting place. Many of you very talented. Some of you no skills at all. All of us together ♥️
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8 months
@korysverse NTM ON MY BOY
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3 months
@EvilBarbieDoII Next step is to eat better food
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6 months
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9 months
@dumbsoftheart this made me feel something
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5 months
@alessia_borri @HarrywatsonC Alessia, I agree! He sounds like he sucks. TV is literally just nap-noise
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2 months
My best advice is to start living like something really bad will happen very soon because it will
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5 months
@wand1ung This is probably true
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5 months
@bigmac_mccarthy What? Can you speak up? Sorry I can’t hear u over all the notifications!
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5 months
@nakfourium Can you fix it? It seems like she really liked you
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3 months
@tactileinput Consistency is key!
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5 months
@Mookitten Try some magnesium my love 💟
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5 months
@jmwilson_ @GoldmanEM555 @Koda286 Right!! Sleepy girls deserve unconditional love and the extra sleepy ones? Warm blanket. Hope ur sister is doing well!
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5 months
@SuperDerby3089 @urdoomergf No. Men fall asleep and dream of cheating
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2 months
Ur in his dms I am the reason he got sober
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6 months
@sadderlizards Avoidant but thanks
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@anymnesis
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10 months
@majipres every time i’m thinking he just didn’t get it
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3 months
I am here because I was there
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9 months
@tulpapilled this is so real its actually crazy
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2 months
I could love you forever if you let me
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3 months
@RavensFallx The night shift thing is killer. I used to work as a linecook and wouldn’t get home until midnight, completely wired. It sucks that it’s so many people’s only option!
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3 months
Everything good requires you humiliate yourself a little bit
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2 years
how wonderful to be alive. i am sorry for forgetting
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5 months
Are you sure you don’t want to Come in for a cup of coffee? I was just about to start mirroring a few aspects of your personality that I don’t feel you are fully aware of
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2 years
you can literally just find religion. for free. outside
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29 days
@fabbgrat He's so funny and for what
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29 days
@equine__dentist Obviously these are giant isopods but ok
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9 months
The only boy who was really nice to me in high school would swear up and down he didn’t like me but he used to drive me home from school in his big red truck and one time he asked me to print out Google Map directions to Chicago so he could run away from home during the school
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3 months
@EvilBarbieDoII GOTCHA.. Give it a shot You got this!
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5 months
@StillSpiffy I just woke up from a two-week long nap
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2 months
Me after I finish talking and realize I have Said too much
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8 months
i love you and it has made me a better person
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1 month
If you're having a problem I would suggest eating some fruit about it
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7 months
Whatever. Btw, its obvious you carry a sense of shame that has severed the connection between your heart and a childhood self who was allowed to love without feeling guilty. We can talk later.
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16 days
I love dudes so much. You ask them how they are and they're like "Making it happen!!"
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@racecard_driver Mass ave moment
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6 months
I am having a religious experience at the aquarium
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5 months
He asked me “what are we?” I said we are in love. Will you marry me
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4 months
She is producing her next Big hit
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3 months
Pistachio cake with blueberry compote filling and honey mascarpone frosting
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3 months
I ❤️ You Nova Scotia
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25 days
Just got word that starting tomorrow everything is going to be OK. Apparently this has been verified..
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1 year
i will not become better out of shame i will become better out of love
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7 months
He lives in my town and one time i passed him at the park and i said “that’s the social network guy” to my friend and he rolled his eyes at me
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constantly thinking about this jesse eisenberg interview
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3 months
There are more important things to worry about. Like going to Hell
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5 months
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2 months
I am enjoying some Time on the Porch
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2 months
I think everything is going to be OK
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2 months
Hello! From the Totality!
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2 months
Do it scared do it stupid do it badly whatever it is thats worth doing
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3 months
I’m out here Savoring the Sea from a distance…
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3 months
I love my Life!!!! I love my life
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4 months
Facebook is so weird I can see people in my graduating class have started to change their profile pictures to wedding headshots and baby photos but I can also still scroll my dead best friend’s page for hours and imagine she has just logged off because everything remains
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7 months
You can return to the past but no one is there anymore
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3 months
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this is a lie the optimal sleep is from 5am-5pm
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@fiercelyindicc Owww oeeww ow
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4 months
Southern Indiana continues to be classy… I really think he means it, Jess!!
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5 months
@nakfourium Always better to be transparent. Its just that I hsve memory issues too and this would be so meaningful to me, I hope neither of you suffer for long
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3 months
@Jakeballardfilm This guy gets it!
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3 months
@maddeypuppets WTF did I just say.
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kate
5 months
I have feelings for every barista who remembers my coffee order. The bookstore clerk who complimented my skirt. The woman who held the door for me at the gas station even though it was really early. I am in love with being here with you.
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I love talking to strangers. I love asking couples taking selfies if they want a picture. I love complimenting the check out cashier. I love helping people with directions. I love learning about the man sitting next to me on the train.
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@anymnesis
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29 days
Today would have been my best friends 24th birthday. She was beautiful, her love was infectious, and she is deeply missed. Plz help me wish Maddy a happy heavenly birthday ❤️
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@anymnesis
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3 months
@theanswersofmay Check for vitamin B12 deficiency
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7 months
Happy Friday 🤍
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3 months
If you have ever shown me love, even if it was only for a moment and especially if it was when I didn’t deserve it, thank you & I will never forget it
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4 months
Indiana’s blinking windmills guide me home
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5 months
Real lovers know that true love grows and gets better every day
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9 months
this is the designated Porch Caterpillar Transformation Progress thread ⬇️
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@anymnesis
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2 months
Zurbarán’s Crucifixion
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2 months
After I write a really good email I have to reread it ten times and Admire how good an email it is
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4 months
Good morning Sunday morning
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@anymnesis
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8 months
How do I make being a likable girl a job without becoming a prostitute
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