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@anordinarydayy

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This is where I should be quarantined
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Blonde Instagram couples seeing this and dying to paint it white with grey floors
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These straight people at brunch 1) clearly don’t understand this reference and it’s place in queer history and 2) are not reacting appropriately
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THIS IS EVERYTHING HELLO???
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Thinking about all the boyfriends on Never Have I Ever
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I’ve sent this man pictures of my butt and I regret it every single day
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Doing some light reading
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@pissboymcgee Season 1 is good (kinda) but it just goes off the rails after that it’s awesome
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It's unhealthy how much I hate Zach Williamson
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She’s been on this show before as a judge. Did y’all just start watching yesterday?
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SEASON 15 said BUDGET!!!!!
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@KimChi_Chic @PanginaHeals Me too Kimberly, me too
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Christine Baranski as Joanne in company when
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Christine Baranski performing “It’s Today” from the 2006 Kennedy Center production of Mame.
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.... are y’all not the same O’Hara’s?
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Someone give me Rajah's number.......I tried that "You Stink, You're drags a mess. You're Ugly, and you came from a swamp" gig 7 years ago...........Sharon won. Lol
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He/They of the day: me.
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When she knows ur gay but doesn't want the divorce in the papers
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OH that and Father Trying to Bond With Son Unknowingly Starts His Sexual Awakening After Showing Him Field of Dreams
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The way I’d throw my entire wallet and be yelling so loudly they’d escort me out
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@DIAS @recklessmina You’ll be fine sir.
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This is not a speedo whoops
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There’s nothing worse than someone saying dumb shit then being shocked in the replies
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Lets be real y'all we'd make young Tim Kaine hang out all day Saturday and then text young Joe Biden at 2 AM Sunday
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Bc I’m hot next question
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Thirst traps are pornographic in their very nature. Why are you posting it? Who are you posting it for? What do you expect from posting it?
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@JoshuaRush @LilNasX Not “mr. nas x”
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@amanda_lea19 Someone asked me that in a job interview once and I almost left the room
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🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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JE🌹⚜️
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Morning besitos?
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This will never not be my dating app picture
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liyah biaa 🤍
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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I’m the hottest person alive
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Pool day
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She’s on vacation
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@JWTCosplay @BorkEternal @Eegah I’m sorry you’re dumb
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I just got out of bed it’s been a long day
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When you go out in public wearing the same color head to toe without realizing
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@kingsleyyy The first thing I saw was Bussy
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@reIatabIe but they used to donate to anti-gay charities I can't do it
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@TATIANNANOW @CarsonKressley Girl that’s Neil Patrick Harris
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So apparently Meryl Streep is at UMass
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I GOT HIRED AT MY JOB FULL TIME WITH BENEFITS I’M CRYING
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I stand by this outfit
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My name is Trannika Rex and my favorite food is melted cheese
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I am, so handsome
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@FilthyRichSnaps @everygirI this is from The Wolf of Wall Street. And that's not even Wall Street that's in the Hamptons
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Happy boyfriend day
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Shouldn't y'all be practicing since you're there on everyone's money except your own
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Aloha! Awesome afternoon snorkeling in Hanauma Bay!🐬🐟🐡
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The publishing house near my old apartment in Sunderland is hiring do I apply and move back to western mass and become an Amherst townie like I really want
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I’m back from vacation and mad about it
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Just ate my two day old Cheesecake Factory leftovers at 8:30 AM bc meals are a social construct and I’m going to destroy them
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I am, so handsome
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@WeSoUnderRated
Under Rated Society
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EVERYONE INCLUDED ::: What is YOUR fav image of YOU from 2022 so far???
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We’ve arrived at our apartment. I cried a little but it’s ok
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I don’t think making food for your neighbors is weird but go off
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1 year
Finally!
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Andrew and I signed the lease on our apartment in San Francisco it’s happening y’all
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God I wish Michelle Obama would run for president
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Idk who needs to hear this but you’re not going to make banana bread. Throw them away
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Use this as my obituary photo
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I’m being brave and posting this bc I’m on vacation and bc I’m hot
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Some white girl turned to me in Harvard Square and said “guess what it’s my birthday” and I said I didn’t give a shit and her friends laughed
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My dad is opening a flower shop in Naugatuck called Blossoms and the other day he shared it on Facebook and said Blossoms Blooming and let me tell you something I laughed
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HANDSOME
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Interview at Boston Children's wish me luck 👍
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Look at this absurd basil plant my mother has on her deck
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I got invited to a meeting that only men are attending I’ve already been interrupted five times
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MY SNAPCHAT MADE THE CAMPUS STORY THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
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To be fair they weren’t unsolicited he tweeted “send butt pics” so I obliged
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Food: prepped Kitchen: cleaned Bread: cooling Five hour documentary about O.J. Simpson: playing Christmas: eve
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Before the bear hot tub party for the ages
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m so glad I’m not in school during covid it sounds like such a nightmare
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Ahhhhhhh you did so well @UMassBand
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California lyft drivers talk. I’m moving back now
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@KidNamedWelch Boy you got 100 rts you can’t go asking for money
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We’re really leaving for California in a few hours
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From the Queen in 1986 to... just a queen
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Caught somewhere between wanting to live and work in Boston/some kind of urban area forever and wanting to run away to western mass and keep bees or whatever it is they do for money out there
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I asked Andrew to please get a nice dessert at Safeway and he put it in the bag sideway
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Thinking about how Andrew is working part time at Apple and going to business school living his best life
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I drink iced coffee year round because my mother didn't raise a quitter
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Two kinds of people on Halloweekend
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Do I take photos in this wearing a jock yes or yes
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Look what came in!!!!!
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Look what came in!!!!!
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Unrelated to the new podcast format, these two had AMAZING chemistry in this movie and it’s truly not fair
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You're Wrong About...
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I made veal piccata for Easter dinner and I’m very happy with how it came out
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It’s my birthday and I’m hot send nudes
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I want ramen and a burrito and Olive Garden breadsticks and to lose 20 pounds
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Y’all. I’m going to see Beyoncé 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Jesus lord I was so gay
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@joeyoinks is my personal photographer
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We went to drag brunch this weekend and had some feelings about it
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Registered and paid for my paralegal program. Officially an online Terrier ✌️Go BU!
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I finally have health insurance after 4 years today praise be
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