The zoomers are addicted to Teams reactions. Throwing up❗️under our CFO’s holiday sign-off ping and 💀 under someone complaining about the lack of snow on Christmas
@aHyerPower
Honestly he killed it, he really captured the essence of a fake town hall where everything mentioned is not reflective of what’s going on behind the scenes
Don’t mean to sound like that guy, but I’m bummed that Arcteryx transformed from a very solid outerwear company to a seemingly luxury-consumer apparel company. $2k for a parka that is lower quality than their $750 offering in 2020? Oof. Same for most of the LT, SV, AR, etc lines
Our neighbors sat in their driveway with a bonfire and handed out large candy bars. Kids ran right past our house to the candy bars. Scott and Kelly just got themselves tickets to 7am leaf blowing this Saturday
I hate to say it but after almost three years of remote work I’m starting to not only miss the office but I’m seeing more examples every day where I would benefit by being in-person
Revenue came in much higher than expected in the eleventh hour. Asked my cfo if that’s actually a bad sign as it means we sold a bunch of bulk discounts that will for sure impact next Q’s demand. He told me to shut the fuck up
I got >8 hrs sleep for the first time in a long time and immediately slammed one of those Costco silver bullet cold brew cans when I woke up. I feel like I could fight Nate Diaz right now
Sometimes I feel like I have fucked up in life but then I remember there are people who film their workspace and hand work off to their associates at 2am 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Some random analyst scheduled a vague hour-long meeting in 30 minutes. I pinged him saying (respectfully) no way and he responds “I am on a call.”
If I was in the office it would be bows and toes time
Best friend finally broke up with his gf of 2+ years that he was way too good for. Like a clear and quantifiable difference in every category. Sending him “sorry brother” texts while fist pumping at my desk
At this tailgate and there’s a German exchange student with a vape and coors in her left hand and a marb 72 in the other hand. She’s been through four cigs in 20 mins
Very boneheaded idea to take Reuben to play tennis with us tonight. Guy runs so fast and stops so violently that he ripped both front paw pads up, but that’s his fault
Good friend is late 30's. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown.
He gets consistently ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working."
Modern women are broken.
How do some of you deck-heavy guys (banking, consulting) deal with people editing and changing your work so much? I’m all for comments but kind of frustrating when someone goes wild on your deck and turns it into theirs. Just something to get used to?
Owning a dog is just paying $150 for the vet to tell you that you need to change foods. Then the new food blows your dogs ass out, so you end up in a worse spot
@devahaz
I think a lot of people realize this tbh. What bewilders me is those who realize and still move forward with regular orders. To each their own
My $0.02 - the price is whatever, delivery always charges a premium, but the quality is what gets me. That burrito will be small & cold
Dudes in mba programs will say they’re so busy with classes and recruiting and then wake up at 1:30pm on a Friday after three days of going to college dive bars
I’ve accepted that my movie tastes drastically differ from my gf’s. If she says “do you want to watch..” I just say yes. She will fall asleep 30 mins in and that’s when I work on finishing Batman
Is there ever a reason to not give your peers a 5/5 and kind words on performance reviews? That shit follows them and it’s not my lane - if underperformance is a thing (in this case it is), manager should sniff it out and deal accordingly. Bad take?
Hey Sahil, long time follower. Appreciate the advice. I’m in the hospital with a grade 4 concussion and a broken orbital socket because I was mistaken for a trespasser. Any advice on how to better myself during this 4-6 week hospital stay? Would love a book rec, thanks. -FP&Anon
@Everything4Fin
@anonfpa
Lol sit the f down little boy.
Keep dreaming that your non target Kelley data analytic program will place your in the industry.
I’ll literally bet you my life that, BEST CASE, you’ll land a gig in back office lol.
Go run my pnl boy and don’t speak again until you’re asked
Very boneheaded idea to take Reuben to play tennis with us tonight. Guy runs so fast and stops so violently that he ripped both front paw pads up, but that’s his fault
Wearing my nice watch and nice pants, working on my okay laptop waiting to board my nice plane (comfort+) where I will travel to the promised land (Minneapolis) to fulfill my god-given duties (issue 2H spending targets)
Never enough time on this world but I’m where I need to be
Nothing better than a “let’s go to bed early night”
1. Spend 25 minutes alone with my thoughts. Finally fall asleep
2. Wake up drooling 14 minutes later
3. Rip a piss
4. Wide awake and on phone until midnight
Somber day to say the least. My fiancée’s childhood friend lost her aunt in the Highland Park shooting earlier today. The rest of her family got out safely. It’s always hard to imagine the loss and severity of these tragic events, but today makes it a whole lot easier. Horrible.
Celsius launched their new Essentials line nationwide at 7-Eleven.
Celsius Essentials features added aminos and 270mg of caffeine along with a larger can.
Last quarter, Celsius revenue surged 112% to $326M.
Too cold to grill so I tried my hand with the cast iron. No reverse sear because this was a tiny ribeye, so just ~2 mins each side, followed by a garlic butter and rosemary baste finish
Pretty rich tbh but a very welcomed change
Nothing more exciting than going out to dinner with all of my fiancée’s med school friends. They wouldn’t understand the importance of FP&A even if I tried, so I just listen and ask questions like technically could you walk if your knees were elbows and then my fiancée shhs me
“I don’t think this email was clear enough”. Buddy it was more than clear. Corporate finance is basically assuming grown men and women in a professional setting can’t think for themselves. It’s like explaining colors to a toddler most of the time
Bonus and post-raise $$ hit the personal ledger today,,, god damn I may just have to take the team out to Applebees for a steak entree and 12/$1 boom boom shrimp
Just want everyone to know I woke up with a migraine at 5am and still powered through the work day and didn’t push back meetings I had. Just want everyone to know I was a strong and mentally tough member of the corporate workforce today.
I know a girl (late 20s) who got a new job in New York (fully remote) and decided to move to NYC. She has like 5 roommates in Chelsea and works in what looks like a jail cell with one singular monitor. I just can’t help but judge the shit out of her for every choice she’s made
Reuben is not reacting well to getting utterly embarrassed by a skunk last night.
I caught him watching Jocko Willink and David Goggins hype edits at 5am. He hasn’t said a word and continues to stare into the backyard, focused on the next encounter.