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1 year

Dont give Man City ideas

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Qatar are hiring people to pretend to be fans and build the atmosphere up for the World Cup… 🤣🤣

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2 years

Naming my son Van de Beek so he doesn't get played

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How the league will finish (hopefully 🙏🏽) - Cristiano Ronaldo: top goal scorer golden boot🏅 - Paul Pogba: most assists playmaker of the year🥇 - Bruno Fernandes: highest G+A POTY 🏅 - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: manager of the year ⭐ - Man United: PL champions 🏆🍾

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The only team worse than Manchester United every week is Manchester United the next week

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Some people think Jadon Sancho had a bad game today twitter folks are bred different 😭

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Mason Greenwood should never play football for Manchester United ever again

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Finals bottled: 1 0

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Commentator: "....new Manchester United player, Jadon Sancho." Me:

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How did we land this gem at our club 😭

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Imagine the greatest player of all time scoring a 96th minute winner for your club in front of the home fans in a champions league game and you can't celebrate cos you have an agenda against your manager who also happens to be a club legend 😭

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Juventus, Liverpool, Tottenham, Sociedad, Villareal, Dortmund, Leverkusen, next season's Europa league going to be low-key stacked

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I beg City play like this against Ole's lightning-fast, counter-attacking, blitzkrieg, blink-and-you-miss-it, Greenwood tax, pogba-vision, deadly-bruno reds

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Not one word from these pundit mfs about City robbing a 16 year old of a crucial/iconic champions league goal, but these same people spent 7 weeks discussing Man United getting a penalty to make it 8 in a 9 - 0 win

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Mikel Arteta has taken Arsenal from 8th place last season to 8th place this season. The Mikel Arteta project.

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Bruno Fernandes really had 24 G+As in all comps in his worst season LOL

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2 years

Richard Arnold in the leaked video: "Bruno Fernandes is the only good piece of business we've done in the last ten years" 😉

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- Romelu Lukaku IS an elite striker - Romelu Lukaku WAS nowhere near elite at Manchester United - Romelu Lukaku leaving was the best possible decision for both him and United Quick reminder that all of these things can be true at the same time ✅

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- "Paul Pogba is United's best player" - "Bruno Fernandes is United's best player" - "Varane is United's best player" - "Marcus Rashford is United's best player" - "Cristiano (🐐) is United's best player" Guess what, we don't even care anymore we're too blessed for debates 🤣

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This app is crazy mayn. Bruno Fernandes finished with 18 PL goals but all they focus on is the fact that they're not from "open play", yet no one is talking about the fact that he has 12 assists, and they're ALL FROM OPEN PLAY - which is the HIGHEST IN THE LEAGUE.

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Marcus Rashford

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@UtdEIIis Nice to meet you, Ellis! Hope you enjoyed the game and I’ll get the shirt back to you asap don't forget you're welcome to a game as a guest of mine. See you soon

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Manchester United signed a world class forward and won the league title the next season after Chelsea's last UCL win in 2012

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People still think Bruno has been shit for United 😭

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3 years

Jose Mourinho Genius Millionaire: Chelsea Sack - £18 million Real Madrid Sack - £17 million Chelsea Sack - £12.5 million Manchester United Sack - £15 million Tottenham Sack - £34 million £100 million pounds in sack revenue. Respect.

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3 years

Been looking for it and nobody's making it so f*k it. Here's your Dean Henderson appreciation post

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3 years

Wtf we outside the wolves stadium and this guy trying to force people to buy tickets to Man City - Southampton 🧐

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2 years

Bruno Fernandes has now scored or assisted against every big 6 club in the premier league. But ofc "hE dOesNt sHow uP in bIg gAMes"

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3 years

- Bruno Fernandes has been clear of any PL midfielder since he joined the league. - Luke Shaw has been clear of any LB for more than a season now. - Harry Maguire is the best defender in the PL since VVD got injured. Accept these truths and find peace.

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Bruno Fernandes on form last season = better than KDB Bruno Fernandes "poor" this season = better than KDB Bruno Fernandes since he arrived in the premier league = better than KDB Accept this and accept peace in your life

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3 years

POV: twitter dot com champions league final; the year is 1999. United trail Bayern by a goal to nil at the 90th minute.

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3 years

Damn we've had some incredible moments under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer I can't lie

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2 years

Bruno Fernandes in an off season: PL: 7 goals 3 assists CL: 6 assists (competition highest) 16 G/A in 26 apps Most midfielders would kill to have this. Fans want to kill Bruno cos he has this. Standards.

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3 years

Arsenal finished 8th last season. They're on course to finish 9th this season. But the club/fanbase isn't taking the situation too seriously because they won a fa cup and plastic Shield last season. This is what Ole meant when he said a trophy can mask great decline.

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2 years

They were telling me Bruno Fernandes is the reason we play so bad 😭😂

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3 years

It's funny how rivals hate for Bruno tends to disappear when picking their FPL teams 😂🥶

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2 years

Can we all just agree to stop the Bruno Fernandes disrespect forever? Thank you

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3 years

It's been 575 days, damn near 2 full years, spanning 3 premier League seasons, and Bruno Fernandes still has no idea how it feels to lose an away game in the Premier League.

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3 years

If Mason Greenwood continues the season as a no 9, and Pogba continues to play up front, there's no reason PP ain't breaking that pl assists record

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○ Bruno Fernandes can't linkup with Pogba ○ Bruno Fernandes can't play well with Ronaldo ○ Bruno Fernandes is a striker he won't create chances Why one man gotta have so many lies spread on his name?

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3 years

Funny how people don't want to face the truth that Bruno Fernandes has been better than KDB for the past three years now

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3 years

Ladies and gentlemen, the worst account on this app by farrrrrrr

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2 years

Manchester United are better without Bruno Fer—

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3 years

Thank God for Bruno Fernandes

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3 years

Friendly reminder that we still haven't lost a league game away from home since Bruno Fernandes arrived.

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2 years

Michael Carrick legit took 7 points out of a possible 9 against Villarreal, Chelsea and Arsenal. You gotta admit that's impressive as hell

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Frank Lampard is a perfect example of what happens when the media completely overrates a mid manager. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is what happens when the media completely berates a sound manager.

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“Bruno Fernandes hasn't been better than KDB for the last 4 years" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Possession lost per 90 this season: - Trent Alexander-Arnold: 24.6 - Kevin De Bruyne: 15.5 - Andrew Robertson: 18.8 - Dusan Tadic: 21.9 - Bruno Fernandes: 18.8 No risk no reward. Read between the lines!

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Ole's away unbeaten record, short story: - 5 games: "lucky, can't keep it up" - 10 games: "easy fixtures, won't last" - 15: "lockdown tax" - 20: "lucky comebacks, end soon" - 25: "fans back soon, lose then surely" - 29 games: "record means nothing cos they don't dominate"

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If Maguire was a City player instead of United he'd be getting bare Balon D'Or shouts

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@Moookdigo @downbadpatrol Cap. The account isn't funny to you cos it hit too close to home. Just admit it, bro. We're here for you.

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wtf is this penalty drought though. We miss you king @MarcusRashford

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Bruno Fernandes is going to win the golden boot with 18 penalties scored 🙏🏽

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If Ruben Dias played for Man United he would have screwed us on more occasions than Maguire has and our fans would be begging for him to be benched already

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1 year

Dropping a 9.1 just days after the entire country was asking for your head on a pike. This man is built different

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- Arsenal won 5 - 1 - Liverpool won 3 - 1 - Tottenham won 5 - 0 - Man United lost 0 - 1 Somehow, somehow, we're still the happiest fanbase on Twitter today behind only Man City 😭😭 I love this game

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Of all 45 games Man City have played this season, they've only failed to score in 4 of them, 2 of which came against Manchester United.

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Waiting for United Waiting for United games 4 years ago games under Ole

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No Bruno Fernandes in the matchday squad means he has officially gone the whole of his Manchester United career - spanning 2 seasons and 25 games - without losing a single game away from home.

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Solskjaer's talent ID is mad. Have no doubt that no matter what happens, no matter when he leaves, he's going to leave us in a much better place than he found us

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Bruno Fernandes has 15G/A in 28 games since the new year. And of course there are scenarios like these ones. Please relax with the overreaction.

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Can't lie I was guilty of this too but looking back I really can't believe we welcomed the Bruno Fernandes - KDB debates for the past couple years. We're so incredibly clear 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Makes a tricky substitution that turned out wrong = clueless, lacks tactics, get him out. Makes countless substitutions that work and end up in goal contributions = got lucky, individual brilliance, get him out. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ole Gunnar Solskjaer treatment

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Yo anyone else saw that part in the game when Pogba got injured lying on the ground and Bruno was the only one who knelt beside him 🥺🥺

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@xokomal @Neymology There's just been too much on my mind lately I'm sorry 😔

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Luke Shaw is astronomically clear of Kieran Tierney. There. I said it.

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I once saw a City fan say "I've never seen Bruno Fernandes robbed of an assist by teammates", and that's when I stopped taking any debate about him seriously

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Post fake Bruno Fernandes stats for likes is in full season and everyone wants in

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3 league games without a penalty I'm sick 🤢🤮

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If another manager comes in and win the UCL & PL with United rn I'd be beyond ecstatic, sadly it just wouldn't be as epic as it would be watching Ole do it

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“Ole sacked. Donny van de Beek won🤸🏼‍♀️” LOL okay 😂

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is the reason why, for the first time in forever, we're not getting our hearts broken by last minute headers & doing advanced mathematics to figure out who needs to lose what games to ensure we're playing CL football

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This ridiculous app said Bruno Fernandes won't start matches under Erik ten Hag 😭

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: - Man City - 1st - W - West Ham - 5th - W - Crystal Palace - 12th - D 3GF/ 0GA Tomas Tuchel: - Everton - 8th - W - Liverpool - 7th - W - Leeds - 11th - D 3GF/0GA "United fans" in the comments: 'vote for Tuchel' 'Tuchel deserves it' 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Official: Ole Gunnar Solskjær nominated for Premier League Manager of the Month for March #mulive

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer could have immediately benched Luke Shaw once Telles arrived, like someone putting aside a old car once you got a new one. Instead he said alright, here's competition now show me what you got. And nobody can deny that turned out to be a genius move

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Arsenal are yet to win a game in 2022 but you gotta give them a break cos they really took the game to City like no one else can

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Football is fkn wild man. I haven't been myself all day. Intermittently falling into deep thoughts for no reason. Fits of depression here and there. Thank you very much @ManUtd

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You'd be stupid to think KBD hasn't been clear of Bruno Fernandes all through their careers. You'd also be stupid to think Bruno hasn't been miles clear of KDB ever since his arrival in the premier league

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Bruno went on a mad run they said Ole ruined Pogba in the process. Rashford started banging they said Ole ruined Greenwood. Greenwood started banging they said Ole ruined Martial. Pogba's started banging now they saying Ole's ruined Rashy in the process I'm tired ffs

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Bruno is so damn good at interviews man

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Bruno fernandes can't be good without G/A 💤💤 Bruno Fernandes doesn't show up in big games 💤💤💤 A moment's silence for 2 baseless myths that died yesterday

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No less than 21 of this this season, starting with 2 on Saturday. Thank you @premierleague

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Say "Antony" in front of a mirror three times and an Arsenal fan will appear.

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Is there even an argument against Bruno Fernandes being the best midfielder in the world right now? He's been well and truly above everyone else so far

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The turn tables on this is wild

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Paul Pogba vs Paul Pogba from Wish

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Bruno Fernandes been throwing beautiful passes all around like it's nothing. 100% accurate long passes 4/4. Best Portuguese player on the pitch and it hasn't been close

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God bless Bruno Fernandes and his elite penalty taking skills 🙏🏽🥰🥺

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Man I love how much our match going fans love Bruno Fernandes. No matter how crazy Twitter gets you can always expect sense from them

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- Bruno Fernandes scores consecutive perfect penalties: pen merchant haha - Bruno Fernandes makes 10 key passes then miss one pen: shit player let his team down this app should never be taken seriously

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Everything changed after Ole's press conference. That guy's pull is unmatched 😭

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Fred cross. Lingard assist. matic totally changed the game. You know if anyone of them made mistakes they'd be calling Oles the worst coach ever. Why don't they acknowledge the countless times he's been getting subs spot on

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Harry Maguire defended his sister's honour even when it meant national disgrace/potential jail time. Now he's stood up against tyranny & helped us defeated evil. All these will still being potentially able to lead us to our first trophy in years. Epic redemption arc for this man

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Marcus Rashford is a much better player than Raheem Sterling. Enjoy your day.

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Bruno Fernandes slander could be written in gibberish and still get 10k likes on this app

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I don't get how you can have Paul Pogba & Bruno Fernandes playing for your club and then decide to allow one of them leave. We must do everything possible to keep this core

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FT somehow managed to convince themselves that a player who has these stats "doesn't show up in big games": PSG: 2 games, 1 Goal Chelsea: 4 games, 1 goal, 1 assist, 1 MOTM Spurs: 2 games, 2 Goals, 1 MOTM Man City: 4 games, 1 goal, 1 assist, 2 MOTM Liverpool: 3 games, 2 goals

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Yo serious question, where do you think we'd be now without Bruno Fernandes? I honestly think I would have stopped watching football so consistently.

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Managers of the Season PL (in no particular order) - David Moyes - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Pep bald-fraud Guardiola Worst Managers of the Season (in order) - Mikel Arteta - Chris Wilder - Jurgen Klopp

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England are better with Harry Maguire ✔️ England are better with Marcus Rashford ✔️ England are better with Luke Shaw ✔️ England are shit without United players ✔️

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