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1 month

These are my reusable paper towels and I love them

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5 years

@BrynnC22 Haole: takes rock from Pele Hawaiians:

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6 months

do your partners kiss you before they leave for work if you’re still sleeping?

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29 days

Like……

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29 days

My dad’s cousin puts her “photography” watermark on every single picture she posts and it makes me ill, like normal everyday pictures. you’re a normal civilian, act like it ???

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3 months

did y’all know blueberries are a good source of fiber and if your 10 month old eats a pound and a half sized container he will poop 5 times and counting straight blueberries???? Lesson learned

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2 years

When I was pregnant, I thought doing my baby’s laundry was so fun 🤡

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2 months

the view of the eclipse from my backyard is crazy!!!

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6 months

What was your almost name? I was almost Hunter 🤪

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18 days

did you go to your 10 year high school reunion or do you plan to?

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9 days

I wanna get my husband’s initial tattooed on my ring finger sooooooo bad lolllll

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2 months

bluey parents, how are we doing today?

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28 days

If it’s your birthday, let me know!! my toddler’s mad at me because I don’t (think I) know anyone with a birthday today

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27 days

Opened the new jug of milk I bought last week to make my son a bottle of milk for bed and when I poured it, IT WAS CHUNKY. so I looked at best by date… MARCH 21ST. IM GONNA THROW UP like yeah my bad I thought it said May 21st but ickkkkkk @Safeway

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26 days

“What’s she got again? Neck butt forehead?” My husband was talking about hand foot and mouth 😂😂😂

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1 year

@NachoAveChip @LayahHeilpern oh look at you! You paid for a blue check mark to put out high quality tweets like this 🗑️🗑️🗑️

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6 months

my brother in law and his wife said they’re naming their potential future daughter the same name as my daughter. I hope they only have boys 🥲

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6 months

is it weird for cousins to have the same name

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1 month

@adam2turnt said they look like gauze and I can’t unsee it

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6 months

Does everyone else have to skin their toddler’s oranges for them to actually eat it or is mine just really picky

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2 months

y’all remember life with derek?? where everyone thought the step siblings were gonna get together??

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19 days

went through some wedding pictures and I’m 🥹🫶🏼

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4 months

If you bedshare, someone’s gonna say you’re a piece of shit. If you sleep train, someone’s gonna say you’re a piece of shit. If you breastfeed, someone’s gonna say you’re a piece of shit. If you formula feed, someone’s gonna say you’re a piece of shit. Moms can never win lmao

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8 years

You on twitter vs you real life

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2 years

another baby carny coming in april 🤍

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1 month

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6 months

my daughter said dada first at 8 months (on Mother’s Day 🙄) tonight, my son said dada, also at 8 months my husband said “maybe next baby” LMAO 💀

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29 days

anyways what’s your favorite jelly belly flavor?? Mine is watermelon

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1 year

I don’t wanna toot my own horn or anything, but I’m three days postpartum and I’ve showered twice and washed my face and brushed my teeth everyday 🙂

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6 years

@lets_get_tough @brennahaleyXX

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6 months

i posted a tiktok almost a year ago about my husband buying me my kitchenaid mixer for Christmas and people are still commenting “buy your own” on it LMAO I’m sorry you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas last year, there’s always this year <3

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6 months

I thought BLW was supposed to make your toddler not picky lmao this is the longest “phase” but somehow my 3 year old has been surviving off of string cheese, strawberry yogurt and sprinkles

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3 years

direct deposit: 1400 me to disney+: how much to release the rest of tfatws #FalconAndWinterSoldier #SamWilson #BuckyBarnes

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1 month

Made an anonymous pregnancy test post on a mom group hahahahah

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8 days

this is socks, he is a handsome boy. everyone say hi socks!!

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18 days

someone’s mom

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Someone’s mom hehe

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29 days

My dad’s cousin puts her “photography” watermark on every single picture she posts and it makes me ill, like normal everyday pictures. you’re a normal civilian, act like it ???

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2 months

happy birthday, sweet boy 🩵

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20 days

my 3 year old picked two toys at the store today, so obviously we needed to pick two for little brother and these were buy one get one free. he’s mama’s mini for real with his AirPods and tumbler

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27 days

If anyone needs me, I will be rotting away on the $40 blob from target that I bought at the end of last summer for $13, waiting for a day like this

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6 months

new emotional support cup!!! sad beige mom era!!! she’s so pretty!!!

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23 days

I feel so fucking violated???? a SPIDER just crawled out of my comforter???? smh my bed isn’t even a safe space any more. I hate living in the forest (I actually love it sm but the bugs??? In the summer??? Jail)

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4 years

@itsindysev I got pregnant to avoid that for 9 months

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1 month

anyways, I got a new tattoo 🌸

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6 months

what is it about roku remotes that make babies FERAL

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1 year

hi Twitter, meet Luke 🩵

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5 months

I’m sick so my husband and toddler made dinner. Busting out the fancy zoo pals for this 🥹

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2 months

everyone’s either giving birth or announcing pregnancies and I HAVE FOMO. I just want ONE more and I’ll be DONE done, fr this time

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1 year

I had a baby 🫶🏼

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2 months

If I handed you a piece of paper rn, would you be able to make a paper airplane? Because I have a vast knowledge of useless information, but my brain cannot retain how to make a paper airplane and I need to Google it when my toddler asks lollllll

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6 months

my 7 month old just ate 4oz of applesauce, three egg bites and now my strawberry cream cheese bagel???? I should start savings now for all the groceries I’m gonna need when he’s a teenager 🧍🏻‍♀️

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4 months

Four years ago today I found out I was pregnant, in the McDonald’s bathroom of the Waipahu Walmart, while on a trip to visit my family lmao

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2 months

This is a Dana stan account

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7 years

WATCH WHEEL OF FORTUNE ON OCTOBER 30TH TO SEE MY MOM ON HER FAVORITE GAME SHOW!!!

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8 months

cutest pumpkins in the patch 🎃

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1 year

hello please wake up, my boob hurts 🥲

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6 years

@lets_get_tough @brennahaleyXX The tea is hot and I’m here for it

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5 years

RT this and I’ll draw your avi. I have a lot of post it notes and I’m bored

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4 months

Girl dinner

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2 months

feelin good ☀️

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3 months

for my lily and my luke 🫶🏼

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1 month

@miwebste Hmmmmmm, I don’t think it’s just you. I personally would still want to use paper towels for those!

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1 month

@luxebarbie_ Will update when I use more, but the fee that I have & washed have

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7 years

Can you imagine being Frankie Jonas? I mean, that’s worse than being Kevin.

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3 years

open for a surprise

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1 month

My husband and I went to breakfast and the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted and with his WHOLE CHEST, he said “French” 😂😭💀

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@ambercarny if i ever need a laugh i still think of french toast

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2 months

How old are your kids and when is their bedtime?

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6 months

there have been a few times where I wake up to him trying to kiss my forehead and I got scared 😂

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5 months

Here it is 🫶🏼

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5 months

The most embarrassing thing just happened to me

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1 month

Luke, I am ur mother 🪐✨

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6 months

tell me I’m pretty !!

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8 years

My dad is without a doubt the best cop ever

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3 months

imagine being problematic and then deactivating because people are calling you out bahahahahahahahabab

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27 days

@9slingerrr @Safeway for real, that was TWO MONTHS AGO 😭

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5 years

@NoelleStafslien @jayydentweets Me taking my like back after seeing it was a stolen tweet

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3 years

WHY ARE PEOPLE FEELING SORRY FOR THE DRIVER? SHE IS 15. AND HAD ALMOST TWO MONTHS TO TURN HERSELF IN. I only feel sympathy for Greg Moore and his family.

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5 months

and to all, a good night 🎄

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1 month

heheheh I love him sm

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2 months

Ladies, did you do a ‘first look’ photo with your groom? Pics please! 🤭🥰

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2 years

I don’t care who you are, don’t kiss babies that aren’t yours 🥴

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7 months

I have another controversial opinion and I’m fully prepared to be crucified again. I love almond joy and I’m so excited to eat all of the ones my kids get tonight

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1 year

me when I was pregnant with my first: I’m so excited to have a daughter, I can’t wait to dress her up everyday my daughter everyday: *hates clothes and only wears a pull-up at home*

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6 months

#NewProfilePic + 2 🫶🏼

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7 months

posting before I look at it too long and hate it

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29 days

@SargisSkyler girl did you see the picture lmaoooooooo this is meant to be funny

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7 years

Only Maple Valley knows (pre pony tail) James from Fred Meyer lol

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6 months

“There’s coffee at home” Me when I make coffee at home:

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3 months

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????

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1 year

I just started the new season of #AreYouTheOne and I LOVE when people say they found their perfect march night one because you know damn well they aren’t 🤣

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4 years

I don’t think I could’ve made a cuter baby 😇