@sarahroseetter
Him, oblivious: Wow I just got the weirdest craving for a nice juicy apple. Think about how amazing that crunchy apple in my bag would taste right about now. Imma pull out my healthy snack!! *smacks lips*
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a man on my plane wasn’t listening to the stewardess but she was like “hey there is a lady allergic to apples so no apples on this flight” so like three mins later he pulls out an apple & just starts crunching it next to her & my 2hr flight turned into a 12hr saga
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@sarahroseetter
Him, still oblivious: That apple was delectable. Perhaps the best I’ve eaten. (Licks fingers like a dang Looney Tune.) Huh, what’s all the commotion about?
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@sarahroseetter
There is no greater joy in life than biting into a fresh juicy apple at 30,000ft, I’m sorry you have not experienced this. 😔
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