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Alex Dransfeldt
5 years
*bumps into something that doesn’t hurt* my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me: “ouch”
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@alexdransfeldt
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6 years
Y’all ever fuck up your sleep schedule just to talk to someone
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
Let's be honest unplanned nights with friends are the best nights ever
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
Did you know girls can die from lack of attention
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
5 years
Sending love to everyone who’s trying their best to heal from things they don’t discuss
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
Instead of Snapchat streaks can we be friends or something like that
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@alexdransfeldt
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6 years
I wish I met some people a little earlier, some a little later, and some never at all
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
You never realize how fucked up someone treated you until you explain it to someone else
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
Deleting ur story the next morning after about 300 people have already seen it cause ur still in denial
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
Stay single untiI you meet someone who’s all about you all the time and not just when they want
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
Does anyone else picture themselves crashing their car and ending their life in a split second everytime they drive or like should I get a therapist lmao
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5 years
"Girls are hard to satisfy?" A flower? A note? A cute caption on a picture? A car ride? A surprise? Ice cream? Literally, anything
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I check my phone like someone cares about me lol
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
Cuddle szn is here but my boo ain’t
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
Moms during December: Me: “Mom I need more toothpaste” Mom: “Okay but it’s going to be part of your Christmas presents”
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@alexdransfeldt
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6 years
Imagine cooking pancakes & dancing at 2:00 A.M. with the love of your life
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5 years
No offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it, you are the worst type of person
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
Ur lame if you know someone has a soft spot for you and take advantage of it
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
Idc how busy you are, you make time for what you want to make time for
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
I'm a sucker for goodnight, good morning, good luck, and i'm so thankful for you texts
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@alexdransfeldt
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6 years
What part of “I need to save money” don’t I understand
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
Girls getting an attitude because they miss you is a real thing
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
If you see me zoning out its cause I’m having a therapy session with my self in my head
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@alexdransfeldt
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6 years
Hey quick question what the fuck
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
Nothing is sexier than someone who can swallow their pride and speak their true feelings for you
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
If I spend money on you it’s not cause I got it like that... but I got you like that
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@alexdransfeldt
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6 years
It is so important to love someone a little extra on their bad days
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@alexdransfeldt
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6 years
I’m a “wya?” “Stay safe” “you good?” “Did you eat?” typa person
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Alex Dransfeldt
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Putting mental health before my education is a great idea until it affects my education which affects my mental health which affects my education
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
5 years
Have u ever had a breakup without even dating??? lmfaooooooooooooooooo that shit hurts like a motherfucker lowkeyyy
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5 years
Delete the pictures, delete the number and accept the lesson and move on
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4 years
If I say “ok” instead of “okay” I’m 99.9% in a mood
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
3 years
do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
Y'all ever fuck with a song so much you restart it before it’s even over
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
If my boo is reading this just know you’re STOOOPID CUTE
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
5 years
I gave a fuck once and it was terrible
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@alexdransfeldt
Alex Dransfeldt
5 years
Grind now so later your dogs can have the backyard they deserve
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6 years
Do you ever smell a certain scent of a place or a persons perfume/ cologne and it brings back all the memories and feelings and it’s really weird or is that just me??????
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You ever lost all respect for someone? Like damn really... that’s who you really are... I’m good be safe
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I really be trying to take 2-3 min naps in the morning, my alarm will go off at 7:35 and i’m like “shit i’ll get up at 7:38“
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5 years
Ignoring the red flags because you want to see the good in people will end up costing you later
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Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
If “dude” and “babe” aren’t interchangeable we can’t date
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5 years
Have you ever heard a rumor about yourself and just sat there like who the hell came up with this dumb shit?
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Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
“Send it” “bet you won’t” and “no balls” are gonna get me in a whole lotta trouble this summer
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Alex Dransfeldt
5 years
Don't make her look stupid for loving you
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Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
Girls who drive with they left leg up on the seat and road rage are the most loyal and never cheat
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5 years
When Billie Eilish said “I ruined so many things that could’ve been amazing because I was sad” I really felt that
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5 years
In the mood to delete everything, go missing for a month, get my life together and come back
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5 years
No offense but fuck u for using me to make u happy until u felt like u didn’t need me anymore and left me wondering where i went wrong
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Alex Dransfeldt
6 years
Constantly torn between “am I overthinking again” or “am I actually right this time”
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6 years
Boys are gonna be boys until they find the girl they want to be a man for
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5 years
“I guess” “sure” “if u want to” lmfao nvm
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Alex Dransfeldt
5 years
You can’t force anyone to see that you’re a blessing. You just gotta let em miss out
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Alex Dransfeldt
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Stop making yourself easily available for people who never prioritize you
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Alex Dransfeldt
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Me driving “I’ll hit you bitch” Me walking “hit me bitch”
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@alexdransfeldt
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5 years
mom: your room is a mess me: you should see my Iife
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Alex Dransfeldt
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If you break someone and they still wish you the best, you've lost the greatest thing for you
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Alex Dransfeldt
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Girls getting an attitude because they miss you is a real thing
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Telling a girl that she is a priority and treating her like one are two totally different things
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It’s crazy how you can literally feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
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Find the person who loves you on the days it’s hard for you to love yourself
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How Females curve: 1. awww that’s so sweet 2. I’ll let you know 3. thank you!!! 4. haha ur funny tho 5. oh I just remembered I have to 6. maybe next time 7. didn’t see this until JUST now Ight bighead game on
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I been stuck in that weird mood where nothing is wrong but nothing feels right either
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Date someone who fucking respects you
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My toxic trait is that I see people for who they could be instead of who they really are
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Someone: i love you My damaged ass: sure you do lol
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Females be so shook when they find a guy that actually cares
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Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life
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Me: *choking on a piece of bread* Paramedics: let’s get this bread
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If you write a girl a handwritten note she’s keeping it forever no matter what happens
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Dating me is fun you get a comedian and pornstar in one
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Kinda annoying when you’re excited to talk to someone and you don’t feel the same energy back
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Knowing the difference between who to cut off and who to be patient with is everything
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You’re allowed to have 5 emotional ass minutes in the day then the rest you gotta be a gansta
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I wish I could say "?????????????????" in real life. It would be very useful
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You really do glow different when ur treated right and loved properly
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If a girls first instinct is to pray for you when something is wrong, keep her
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It is so cool when you get the same energy you give
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I've been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven't gotten any of my shit together
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I pray that I marry someone, who at the end of everyday no matter how easy or hard it is chooses me
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Stop texting first and see how many dead flowers you’ve been watering
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Eye contact is so intimate and attractive
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After you hit a certain age all you want is money and a peace of mind
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Guess who’s getting kisses under the fireworks this year? Lmao not me..
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Ask me on a date bitch im sick of ur snapchats telling me I’m cute
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Me: “I’m over it” Also me: *thinks about it 73491 times*
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Ever said yes to a last minute made up plan and it ended up being one of the greatest memories of your life?????
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Half of twitter wants to fuck and the other half wants to die
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You aren't allowed to miss me if you are the reason why we don’t speak anymore
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If I share locations with you or turn my read receipts on for you, you’re special
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I isolate myself when I go through shit
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So you can match your shoes with your shirt but not your words with your actions
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You know you're sad when you drive the speed limit the whole way home
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I want a polaroid picture of us on the back of my phone typa love
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I break my own heart expecting people to be as attached to me as I am to them
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Do you ever just wonder how different everything would be if that one thing didn't happen
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Don’t abuse a kind heart, they’re rare and you won’t find that shit again
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I didn't realize growing up meant dying inside but whatever
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I should have ended a lot of shit before it even started
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