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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

When your at the bar and the barmaid is serving everyone but you

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

When you open a 20 nugget share box and there’s 21 in there.

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

When your friend makes you laugh in class and you try to hold it in

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Another year ban from porters..consistency is key

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@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Can’t hear Can’t speak Can’t see Can’t diet

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

left my wallet and phone in a cardiff black cab last night and the taxi driver only went and dropped it back off to me this morning on his way home..felt like necking the fucker

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Any haulage companies free on Friday? Got my presentation and need a hand taking all my trophy’s home

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Nothing like a bit of love island to remind me of how much of fat fuck I am

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Passed my test five years today, derrr time flies when you crash three cars

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

@lockestock8 Wish it was summer..

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Rhymney must be the only place where Cabrini and tucking your trousers into your socks are still in fashion

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Was having a decent Monday until I saw flourmill have cropped me out of a photo

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

This year has, physically, mentally and financially fucked me

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Can’t wait to retire

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

This last month has made me realise who my friends are and who I need in my life, fuck me I'm in such a good place right now

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Nandos in Blackwood pls drive

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Jealous of everyone who has holidays booked and know exactly what they're doing this summer

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

First try in two years and 50 meters🤥

RGCnews🏉

@RGCNews

5 years

Try Bargoed. They regain the lead. Alex Gardner Key. Prosser conversion (14-7)

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

1 year

If anyone hears heavy breathing later in Bargoed, Blackwood or the surrounding areas. Don’t panic it’s just my first training session back after Christmas

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Came home from training to 98 unknown missed calls, some may say popular, I say fucking pyscho ex

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

After nearly 5 years driving I’ve just gained my first years no claim bonus, what a rollercoaster it’s been

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

"Your ex is here"

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

The best thing about winter is absolutely nothing

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Basically what my car insurance company does to me ever year

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Home at 01:20 on my presentation because my ex thinks it's hilarious to get me kicked out of Blackwood hahahahah

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Sure these two cleaned my car down Capel’s earlier

khantwinz

@khantwinz

6 years

Genes

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Nandos take away is a god send when your single and all your mates are in a relationship

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

10 years

#bulkingnotsulking #allkindsofgains http://t.co/nm2vAtDS9i

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

'the 90 year old who might die in a week could vote but the 16 year old who'll live through the consequences didn't have a say🤔' 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Red velvet cake must of been created in heaven, absolute miracle

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Imagine your ex hacking your social media accounts

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Turn 20 tomorrow about time I start doing grown up things like eating werthers originals and making my own bed

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

People with samsungs shouldn't be allowed snapchat

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Like being allowed in the porters

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@PoemHeaven

7 years

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

@rhysbuckley2 @Lawsonbp123 Say fuck all..

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Note to self don’t ever get mouthy with a taxi driver unless you fancy walking 3 miles home

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Me when the testers turn up

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

42 years of age and still got it. @bargoed13

Principality Building Society

@PrincipalityBS

5 years

Big 👏 to Darren Humphries of @BargoedRFC whose try has been voted this week’s winner! Humphries finished off a sterling passage of team play from Bargoed, racing through the heart of the RGC defence to touch down and put the home side in the driving seat.

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Stephanie’s let herself go since lazy town ended

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

4 years

McDonald’s is closing, this is serious

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

10 years

Passed my driving test🙌

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

If my mother hasn’t got me an advent calendar this year she better get ready to dodge these upper cuts

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

4 years

Lovely tit on her..fair play

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Flip flops are not practical in this weather, straight out of Asda, straight onto my arse

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

My new years resolution is..not to get banned from the porters

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Don’t see how people can enjoy fireworks they’re absolute pants

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Mad how many of my mates are getting in relationships lately, do you not know you now have to get them something for Christmas

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Where's the life reset button?

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Constant weather like this please

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Exactly how I feel after a cooked breakfast everyday this week

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

11 years

"You look like russell off up" #ThingsIGetAlot

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Massive respect for people who help the homeless, but people who plaster it all over social media..not so much

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

I speak on behalf of everyone when I say watching Geordie Shore makes me want to go outtttttt

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Thailand looks decent mind

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Don’t appreciate my grandfather enough, what an absolute gentleman

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

12 years

10 seconds of fame;) http://t.co/lQxTQwKe

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

10 years

Knocked a girl out yesterday aw fuck

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Need to sort my act out

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Being nice will get you absolutely no where

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Linda's house is a blessing to Blackwood

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Little trip to Amsterdam next month..catch flights not feelings and all that

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

There's nothing more soul destroying than stalling on McDonalds speed bumps

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

@hannahpricexo You know where I am if you wanna bang

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

My body hasn't been ready for the last 19 summers and it's certainly won't be for this one

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Never understand why people drive with ear phones in

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

4 years

Training tonight

Neil Young & Crazy Frog

@pgofton

4 years

What’s the place you absolutely 100% have no desire to go to? I’m going with Dubai.

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

10 years

I really can't cope with Dan Jenkins status, I just can't do it

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

1 year

Return Of The Mac 👑

BargoedRFC 🏉

@Bargoedrfc

1 year

Team news for tomorrow nights game down @bedwasrfc

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

4 years

Things you love too see 👏🏻

Premier Sports

@PremSportsTV

4 years

🚨 RUNAWAY PROP AT RODNEY PARADE! 🐉 @dragonsrugby respond to Ospreys' strong start with a try from Leon Brown 🗣 "Is there a better sight in rugby than a tighthead prop coming on an angle at an inside ball, and running 30 metres to score?!"

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Can't wait not to have a summer body again this year

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Only one thing worse than loosing to the English and that's being English

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Need a job like @MattBancroft2 one day on six days off😰

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Finally😆

Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Wetter than an otters pocket out there today

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Can’t wait for the Christmas period to be over so I can give my liver and bank a rest

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

@MccollKel @Callumbanwell @yets_a @LukePrankerd @LoveIsland @ITV Type of girl who goes to the toilet just to fart

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

aw fucking broke me when my grampa said he goes to bed at eight because he has no one to speak too

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4 years

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

I am so ready for summer

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

4 years

The amount of takeaways I’ve eaten this week is no mans business

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

a year ago today since I wrote my third car off, oh how time flies

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Maga has well and truly chewed me up and spat me out, couldn't of done it with a better bunch of boys #broken

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Not liking being without a car, not use to carrying my whole body weight on my legs

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Shoulda brought a kaspas to Blackwood

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

People who don't bath for over half hour are doing it all wrong, you gotta sit and marinate fora while

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

for a boy who’s been playing rugby for 12 years, I got hands like a amputee

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Either there's something in the selection box I just ate or did I just see a man riding a horse over risca duals

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

@lockestock8 @ynyswelfare Got to be shideys sister, real nice face, real nice girl. My mother would love her

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

7 years

Did not want this weekend to finish..someone pass me the antidepressants⛺️😩

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Can’t fucking watch #WALvFRA

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

5 years

Fuck Rugby

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

Another summer I won’t have sunglasses because my heads too big

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Wrote my car off, had a dog who's been in the family for 20 years put down and just ate my body weight in McD's breakfast, what a shit week

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Wonder if Liam harts having a tattoo🤔

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

4 years

Looks like he’s been dug up and someones put make up on him

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

4 years

Prince Philip to return to the Queen's side in Sandingham after leaving hospital this morning

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

8 years

Lovely weather to clean my car..if I had one

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

12 years

#ImSickOf people saying I look like him.. http://t.co/yF08ojet

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Alex Gardner-Key

@aleeexkeeey

6 years

🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

The Mighty Ducks 🦆🦆

@MightyDucks7s

6 years

Squad for #BAADAY2018 at @Nelsonrfc 14th July. First Kick off 11.30

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