becoming a 75 fan involves learning a new language like wdym you think iliwysfyasbysuoi is better than noacf when noacf has tiwiwyb, jc2005gba, ittsysk and m&yts
keith urban making a tiktok with nicole kidman at taylor swift's show that has phoebe bridgers and bo burnham necking in the background was not on my 2023 bucket list
being on 1975 stan twt involves cycling through the following every month:
- age discourse
- camping discourse
- matty/ross gf discourse
- song/album rankings
- some gc no one cares about publicly airing their drama
- horny twt
"lewis capaldi came out under the name harry styles and sang love story and antichrist" is this not EXACTLY the crazy shit we make up when there's no stream and we're all telling stupid lies, how is this real I can't stop laughing
when we get bored with no tour I propose a 75 stan twt watch party of matty interviews but we take a shot every time he says meta, earnest or postmodern
there was something about blindly buying multiple tickets on multiple devices in multiple different languages at the same time with no idea how much money I was spending that truly made me self aware of my insanity
thinking about the man scanning tickets in dublin who said "you guys all have the same boyfriend" referring to everyone having matty as their lockscreen
february has been the longest month fr, we've had end of tour, gorilla, reactivation/deactivationgate, podcastgate, finsbury, the return of gmg, group chat chaos, disappearance of gmg and so much more
"hey matty babe, my fans wrote me a letter saying they don't approve of our relationship bc they read a thread about you being problematic on twitter with your actions taken out of context, so I'm gonna have to break up with you, soz"
no but why does no one bump into the boys in london when they live there but everyone and their hamster sees them in nyc when they're there for a few days
I don't think I'd be so attracted to matty if he was equally attractive in every photo, the versatility of not knowing whether he's going to look sexy, babygirl, like an old man, or ugly is what keeps me hot for him
when we are together is so personal to me because when I was a child I'd always look at the cows in the fields and check if they were lying down to predict whether it was going to rain