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@agentpheee

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How to summon Soulja Boy

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4 years

It’s all fun and games until he put that blue mask on and rob you for everything you own

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Canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel

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“Now click tweet”

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don’t shoot me but popeyes biscuits are not that dry

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@BigNeyogems @DelyaaTaughtYou They not even twins they just birth associates

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Larry June flexes the weirdest stuff at the beginning of his songs talking about “80 dollar candles, gold umbrellas, bust down slacks, I got a 80,000 dollar scooter in my trunk. ”

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1 year

@deebombb_ This looks like a druski skit

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4 years

Yall on here going crazy about Dababy but are you crazy about da baby that was born in a manger in Bethlehem... Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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3 years

@hurstboss Buddy said “why they giving HIM the gun”

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“I really don’t care one way or the other. They were giving the day off for us to go get the shot and I took a spa day.” *Cut scene to spa with relaxed happy Stanley* “Self care is my vaccine.”

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Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated

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5 years

These new gospel rappers are getting aggressive

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@ih8rts I am getting UPSET

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5 years

So I did the Vans challenge..

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3 years

When you sign in to google from a different device

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5 years

I love how honest Twitter is. We all know that everyone here is broke lonely and depressed but still wanna have sex and travel and maybe not have children

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3 years

Thief Anxiety

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@xogabbyelle_ When your card comes up

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3 years

If we all play Controlla at the same time on June 1st maybe we can summon the summer ‘16 vibes

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5 years

When she sees you playing the game and leaves you tf alone

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5 years

You never know who's watching

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3 years

When you try to cancel a gym membership

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3 years

Follow me im an F list social media celeb

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4 years

I used to do this with my sisters headbands

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Kanye West’s unreleased Yeezy sunglasses

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I guess we’re gonna miss the panty raid

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Nickelodeon will no longer air two SpongeBob episodes over concerns of appropriateness for children and sensitivities around the pandemic.

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3 years

What it feels like saying no to donating a dollar at checkout

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3 years

Thought this was an assortment of gourmet chocolate pastries.

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3 years

Furniture Pads for $6! Use promo code; 60VGBHXO

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@KoreenElla @souljaboy Das me if y’all care about “who that nigga is” or whatever

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How people try to be deep on podcasts for no reason

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How dogs are anytime you move

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3 years

How apartments try to trap you

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3 years

Pixies really taking over

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forget a breakup doritos is changing their logo

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How they were in the studio making that DaBaby song

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3 years

If a job application was a person

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1 year

Bear seen them keep sitting there and said oh na they must be crazy

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they didn't even flinch 😂

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3 years

“My home girl made me post this” “I hope this is good enough” “I did my best” Me:

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5 years

I panic in my head everyday about how broke I am but I still managed to convince myself to drop $15 on tacos. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself now to hate yourself more later.

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5 years

All jokes aside I was Baptized on sunday and it felt like a spiritual graduation. That was the 3rd time I've worn a gown and received a certificate and it was so important. I felt like it was time to really get my spirit right and I feel amazing.

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3 years

How stock traders try to sneak that investment speech on you

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1 year

@EladNehorai Na this drip is personal she is cool af

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4 years

If anxiety was a person

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5 years

#fbf this is one of the first skits I ever made "Recognizing an angry black woman"

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10 months

My app is doing its best to resist this change

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3 years

I don’t like when the companies I pay bills to tell me happy birthday.

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3 years

You telling me my table isn’t special imported deep mahogany it’s just cooked wood??

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3 years

Its past 12 and I’m not sleep my powers going crazy already

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5 years

I found it lol

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4 years

And I paint sometimes

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2 years

@tobequeent @BigNeyogems @DelyaaTaughtYou

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4 years

My 1st time putting myself in women's shoes and seeing how niggas be wilding from their perspective was when I was at this club. My friends and I had just finished watching this fight almost happen in the parking lot and this dude walked up to some girls that were standing there

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5 years

LORD I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHERS

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We decided it’s an appropriate time to do a thread on Robert Frederick Smith in order to shed light on this Black Billionaires and part time super hero 🦸🏾‍♂️

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Y’all gone stop retweeting these pictures of tweets from people not using night mode onto my tl.

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I’m usually pretty frugal but if you catch me drunk in a food truck line I promise I’m bout to spend that shit

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3 years

You ever have a dream that have you waking up pissed off

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When you try to get back to bed without losing sleepiness

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3 years

Welp I tried plant based meat. Hate it. Where the cows

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5 years

@HBCUfessions Again, these plot twists leave me one inch away from a heart attack every time.

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3 years

Customer service music

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4 years

Before twitter I thought I was the only one that did alot of things. We all weird

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I be nervous to tell somebody I missed a exit when I’m driving I know he was in that mf sweating having to tell everybody they was lost

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@downtomarsgirll @KHARMA__ Lil brisk jog

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5 years

If you really wanna impress her snatch her wig off and scratch in between them cornrows. #Cuffed

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5 years

Has anybody ever heard the original version of wipe me down?? Cause every time the song come on I hear "this one be the remiiiiix" where's the first one

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4 years

How it would be if you found out you’re one of the failed versions of yourself

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Did everyone except me know that there was a third Jeepers Creepers movie??

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3 years

“How everybody else hit and IM the one got her pregnant”

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5 years

@IlovebeinBlack And shared the same spoon with everyone on top of that. That is alien activity these people are not from here.

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When you don’t remember which water bottle is yours

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The friend that always asks for permission before doing things

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How it feels when they walk by with the sizzling skillet at restaurants

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When things are going well in life

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4 years

@YsbKobe I ain’t no better

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And he was like well shid I'm about to go see wussup. And proceeded to walk towards the bus as if they pulled up for him. And that was my first time thinking "the audacity of this nigga is astonishing" and then I understood.

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3 years

My track coach really used to make us get out in this weather and run 10 400 meter workouts.

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How cars are as soon as you get some money

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3 years

Minute Maid strawberry lemonade but add fresh squeezed lime to it

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First of the month

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Hands down man down

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Imagine having a bad day walking by that building and then you look up see this after you just said “this day can’t possibly get any worse”

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Crane completely collapses in New York City 👀🤯

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3 years

Yeeeea y’all go ahead and tag big draco so I can get a sodmg chain

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1 year

How it is ordering food on doordash

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@agentpheee

4 years

Y’all going to the rapture next week?

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It feels so weird to be old enough to see early 2000s fashion circle back into style i feel like my momma when I used to think I was making a style up and she said “they used to dress like that when I was in school”

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How Math Was Invented