Aaron Bry @aaronbry5 Twitter profile

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

8 months

Me googling “how to serve cunt as a straight male”

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

@Anna_Snackz Earlier today

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Aaron Bry

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5 months

All nfl refs should have to wear body cams

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Aaron Bry

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4 years

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Aaron Bry

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4 years

@J_Hancock @GovParsonMO How does this logic apply to helmet / seatbelt laws in Missouri?

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Aaron Bry

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1 year

The s&p500 closed down .01% today. This indicates that investors deemed that the future free cash flow of 500 large U.S. companies is worth slightly less than what it was worth yesterday

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Aaron Bry

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5 months

@chamath None of you actually care about free speech like you say you do

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Aaron Bry

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2 years

@EmmanuelAcho Yup you’re actually the first and only person to ever do that Emmanuel

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

6 months

@Billyhottakes Sprain with torn ligaments. This is what it will look like in a few days

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

These two need to race to determine how the rest of the summer is gonna go #stonks #finance #markets

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

In honor of our interview with @pulte , @JasonRaznick and I are giving away $500 to a person/family in need that likes this tweet. Watch the full interview with with @pulte here:

Pulte

@pulte

1 year

It was really nice spending time today with the folks at Benzinga. They - and groups like them - with such significant reach beyond old media - are the future. Thanks for having me! And thanks for giving away $500 to my teammates (formerly called "followers"!)!

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 months

@TheStalwart That’s how I felt about Ben Shapiro. Was shocked to find out he was ivy-educated considering he wears a cowboy hat and drives a truck

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

@pulte Like this tweet to be considered for the $500! Thank you again @pulte ! Great talking to you today

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

All this talk about Ukraine had me thinking about how I was always Russian thru life and never Putin the time for us. Anyway, say hi to your mom for me and hope all is well

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

@TheStalwart @ClayTravis Joe, respectfully, stay in your lane and let @ClayTravis handle the Econ stuff

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

lol now getting crypto PR pitches to "not talk bad about crypto"... 🚩 cc @ben_mckenzie @SilvermanJacob @TheStalwart @liz_franczak

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

@MattyTraderJoe @DipDeity @JessicaAnn2121 Dan thanks again for saving all those sea turtles in the Gulf of Mexico. I can’t believe you swam all the way to Louisiana with them on your back

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

Why am I on the hook to pay overdue fees for a library book I checked out 15 years ago? At some point the library has to learn that lending to an 8 year old is not a great idea

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

5 months

Flirting with the person next to you on a plane… call that Skyrizzi

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

9 years

It's almost 2015 and they haven't even made Pop-Tart variety boxes

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

This market is just like real life... not fun to be short in

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 months

Ok but when the guy said liberty biberty I thought it was pretty funny

cheyenne🆗️

@evilvillain1231

3 months

i truly, genuinely feel so degraded and humiliated by the comedy used in most american commercials.

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Aaron Bry

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3 months

HR is so annoying… I guess my coworker can show me 8 videos of her dog every day but I can’t show her one single video of drake ?

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

Is this the view you guys use to FaceTime friends ?

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

@TomFitton @elonmusk @AJDelgado13 Tom you must not know how guns (or physics) work. A bullet travels faster from an AR-15 than other avail guns, making the AR-15 bullet capable of doing more damage, thus more deadly

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Aaron Bry

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2 years

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

5 months

Texting her “this would be us if we were electrical boxes”

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

LFGG!! Thank you @Hugh_Henne !!

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

7 months

Met this kid that graduated college last year and I asked him if he’s working now and he said “nah I’m taking a gap year” … like dog I don’t think that’s what that’s called. You’re unemployed

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

11 months

Just got my first paycheck with healthcare deductions after getting kicked off my mom’s insurance

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

10 years

To be fair, it is the first Monday of the month

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

@LukeJacobi @NEOstockhacker @Vemanti @tanctran @GQMagazine @FT @XXL @WSJ @markets @JasonRaznick Next Friday March 12 with @tanctran is booked! 1:00pm ET. Be there or be ⬛️. #ZingerNation #PowerHour

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

7 months

I have a proposition @FDSportsbook . Write me a check for $50k right now and I’ll stop betting on your app. If you don’t I’ll keep posting parlays like this till you go out of business

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

5 years

Jake Bailey being drafted with better punters still on the board (Jack Fox, Rice) was a HUGE mistake! Very sad!

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

9 years

First one theu the columns with the bro @burnham_ben

Mizzou

@Mizzou

9 years

A big M-I-Z! to #Mizzou19 at #MIZTigerWalk ! http://t.co/14rkZVEObH

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 months

I should stop hitting my weed pen when it gets low and starts tasting like the back of a PS4

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@calleymeans

4 months

What could it possibly be.

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

9 years

Apparently it's really easy to get away with murder in the USA... All you gotta do is go to police school and get a badge. #Ferguson #NYC

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Aaron Bry

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3 years

@tanctran Do you have a few minutes to hop on our Power Hour show for a few minutes next week? We stream M-F from 12-2pm ET

Vislink, Reliable Streaming in any Environment | $VISL | ZingerNation...

In this clip, Mickey Miller, CEO of Vislink Technologies, joins the Power Hour to discuss his company and the current state of the markets. Visilink is a glo...

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Hot Stocks Luke

@LukeJacobi

3 years

@NEOstockhacker @Vemanti @tanctran @GQMagazine @FT @XXL @WSJ @markets @JasonRaznick @aaronbry5 will make it happen

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

@Benzinga Is this a test?

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

6 months

In 24 hours I’ll be hopping on a plane to Charleston. Halls reservation booked. Hitting the town with the boys in our sluttiest outfits after. Kiawah ocean course this weekend. Tigers dogs 3:30pm et Saturday. Vibes are so high that I’m genuinely frightened

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

who do you think you are I am

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Aaron Bry

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

10 years

It would be so clutch if Ladue called off school tomorrow so I could actually watch the hockey game #BeatCanada #TJSochi

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

Been such a long day (sent 42 ‘happy international women’s day’ texts)

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

Almost went to shake shack for the third time in 4 days but exhibited monk-like levels of self control and didn’t go

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 years

She wanted a ring but I wanted a juul

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

Positive vibes only

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

I want to buy this but I don’t like how unsure it is

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

Big thanks to @RyanRozbiani and @KevinRyanComedy for new @Benzinga after party show tonight!! That was so much fun can’t wait to do it again. Kevin it was nice meeting you!!! #stonks

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

8 months

Boy math is only being able to do quick mental math in 7s and 3s to see if the sum is higher than 49.5

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

Boss just sat me down for the “interns are not pledges” talk

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

10 months

Tbt to my first appearance of on ⁦ @CNBC ⁩ with ⁦ @ScottWapnerCNBC ⁩ … blessed & grateful #mizzoumade

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

This is the most old head shit I’ve seen in a while… does she think I can’t afford waze? Because I can

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

Lunch with a booch

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

Losing everything on FTX made me realize I was worried about the wrong ex. You were always my one stable coin. No more DeFi, let's defy the odds and make this work. Anyway, say hi to your mom for me and can you venmo me $5?

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

6 months

“Wow dad, MPJ is a beast! He was probably so good in college”

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 months

DraftKings credits

ashtranaut

@ashtra_naut

4 months

What’s the male equivalent of what flowers are for girls?

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

Sorry mr flight attendant I can’t put my mask on, I’m vaping

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

Let’s gooo!!! #ZingerNation @LukeJacobi @nealstweets @JasonRaznick

Mike DiNella

@Mike_Dinella

3 years

@aaronbry5 Got my shirt brother!!!! Thank you! I love it!!

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

lol

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

I'm going to delete some AB products today too #GreatDayToBeAlive

Travis Tritt

@Travistritt

1 year

I will be deleting all Anheuser-Busch products from my tour hospitality rider. I know many other artists who are doing the same.

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 years

It’s weird how many grown men, that like to call other people snowflakes, are upset by another grown man deciding he doesn’t want to play a game

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

Ripping dab pen and eating Ted Drew’s at lambert if anyone wants to hangout

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

8 years

Why my mom sent me a care package for Easter when i'm going to St. louis tomorrow i will never understand

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2 years

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

Want to hear me sing some Black Eyed Peas?

Benzinga

@Benzinga

3 years

What are the characteristics of a double top? $QQQ Watch the full episode of Get Technical with @nealstweets

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

I’ll never let anyone or anything live in my head rent free the way Ben Shapiro let’s transgender people live in his head rent free

Ben Shapiro

@benshapiro

2 years

All the best women are men

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

5 months

If Zach Wilson has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Zach Wilson only has one fan that is me. If Zach Wilson has no fans, then it means I am no longer on earth

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

8 months

@fed_speak It’s all you can get at a lot of concerts / music festivals

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

My roommate has his girlfriend in town and it’s crazy how much nicer he is to her than he is to me… maybe it’s because I leave dirty dishes in the sink and she sucks his dick

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

Why @C_Angermayer is buying more than a million dollars of a psychedelic company:

Why This Investor Is Buying More Than A Million Dollars Of A Biotech Company - ATAI Life Sciences...

Christian Angermayer, the founder and Chairman of the Board of Apeiron Investment Group, is adding more than $1,000,000 in shares of ATAI Life Sciences NV (NASDAQ: ATAI).

www.benzinga.com

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

8 years

Donald Trump and Stan Kroenke are probably friends

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

How fast does Waze want me to drive?

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

10:07 am et

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

This. That’s why I always tell my boys to start off a first date with these three questions: -how much did you weigh at your heaviest? -what’s your body count? (Sex not kills) -what’s your body count? (Kills not sex)

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@toastprincess6

1 year

Every time I hang out with a boy romantically I count how many times they ask me a question about myself and it’s always less than 3

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Aaron Bry

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10 months

The younger generation has a habit of being open and sharing things on the internet that you couldn’t get me to admit to even with medieval torture systems… and honestly I respect them for it

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@wildtiktokss

10 months

“u up???”😭

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Aaron Bry

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11 months

Kombucha is way too expensive to taste like that

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

Lol she got stuck in the t swift queue and said let’s burn it down lfg @aoc

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC

1 year

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

10 years

Hey there's a picture of the sky on instagram

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

she’s an 8.5 but doesn’t understand why you want to golf everyday

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Aaron Bry

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4 months

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@lilmissboujeee

4 months

what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?

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Aaron Bry

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12 years

http://t.co/ZEAExwdk

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

This chick is bragging about how she’s never smoked a cig before A.) no one cares B.) that’s not a brag C.) then why are your teeth still yellow

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

9 months

If I die without ever getting invited to a high-stakes, underground poker game ill kms

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

6 years

Too young to ever seen MJ play live. I know I’ve never heard of him opening a school or dontating more than a mil to his high school. We don’t deserve Lebron and if his off-the-court accomplishments make him greater than MJ, so be it. #goat

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 years

“Not going to sympathize” for the man who can’t breathe is a bad look... what the cops did isn’t a “bad look” it’s murder

🇺🇲🇺🇲Soul Intent🇺🇲🇺🇲

@SoulIntent95

4 years

@Benaskren Not going to sympathize for the potential criminal, but his death could have easily been avoided. My only guess is maybe that officer was having a ptsd related issue, making him freeze and do it harder, but then why wouldnt the other officer step in? Bad look.

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 years

Randy Arozarena now has more career postseason hits (26) than regular season hits (24). @baseball_ref @MarkASimonSays @ESPNStatsInfo

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

10 years

I'm sure this guy had a pretty shitty time watching the game... http://t.co/Nqko6XWFzj

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 years

LETS GOOO! #IntellectualBrutality

Dave Birkett

@davebirkett

4 years

The Lions went with Jack Fox as their punter.

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 years

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Hoops

@HoopMixOnly

4 years

Kobe talking about Gianna, just wow

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Aaron Bry

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

7 years

When your car smell so loud the McDonald's worker asks for ur number in the drive thru

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

4 years

I’m sorry @harrahsnola . When I said I was gonna put y’all out of business this is not what I envisioned

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

I would do disgusting things to be in Columbia Missouri rn

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

7 months

My boy Nik was a problem on 8-foot rims

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

1 year

I used to ask girls for their Snapchat, and then I grew up, matured if you will (I ask for instagrams now)

Chicago’s Meadow Soprano

@acry4helpp

1 year

if you’re a 28 year old man still trying to add me on snapchat you should be taken out back Old Yeller style

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

2 years

Idk reading a book on the art of not giving a fuck doesn’t sound like not giving a fuck to me

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

3 years

Thanks for coming on! It was a blast, let’s do it again

Narrgis

@narrgis007

3 years

@JasonRaznick $NIO analysis as promised. @aaronbry5 . Thanks for having me today. It was nice talking to you guys and thanks to the @Benzinga community and followers for the kind words and follow.

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Aaron Bry

@aaronbry5

8 years

Doug in the Hangover has some good friends. If i got lost in Vegas my friends would probably just leave me

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