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tšeli

@_tseli

5 months

like if De Bruyne is the best midfielder in the prem.

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

Saka has never seen Neymar in his life.

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1 year

Saka is so clear of foden it’s ridiculous

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 years

#WCW The Queen herself 👑

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

Foden always running to Pep after a QF screamer on Bellingham’s head >>>

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tšeli

@_tseli

11 months

Siya Kolisi showed why he’s the captain. Kolbe played his heart out 🥹. My heart broke for him seeing him cry like that 💔. Faf, what an intelligent player 👏🏾. And Pollard literally won us this final. Gooo Bokke 🇿🇦. #Springboks #RugbyWorldCup

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 years

The struggle to understand a meme on whatsapp still continues 😞.

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

Doku 🗣 “i went right, he went right. i went left, he went left too. i went right again & he went for the hotdog & i stuck it in the net.”

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

saka is better than foden. foden every year:

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 years

#AviRoastRSA This one really got me 😂😂😂😂

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

before pep came, we had no ucl, only reached ucl semi finals once & only had 4 pl trophies. he won us a cl, 5 pl titles, made us the 1st pl club to reach 100 points, won us a treble & broke multiple records. but fans are already calling him out. imagine doubting pep. you mad!

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

we’re winning B2B treble with this pivot

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tšeli

@_tseli

5 months

i love you Bernardo. i love you @ManCity

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

also, foden could easily finish as england’s highest ucl scorer.

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tšeli

@_tseli

5 years

@Iam_april101

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

Happy birthday 🎈 to me.

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

for a small club, y’all have a lot to say 👀

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tšeli

@_tseli

7 months

Phillip Walter Foden owns Manchester United.

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tšeli

@_tseli

11 months

Haaland haters come outside

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

good morning & happy bokke day. 💚

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

STATE: Foden doing star boy things Rodri being Rodri Doku uncontainable Gvardiol again the reason i’m smiling man we’re so locked in for a massive April.

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tšeli

@_tseli

8 years

Be confident of this, He that began a good work in you will bring it to completion. #BibleQuotes .

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

we’ll talk about ramsdale later 💀 but guys, kdb is a beast.

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

that half from Gvardiol must not go unnoticed

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tšeli

@_tseli

7 years

#In2018WeOnlyDating men who have accepted Jesus as their Lord and saviour. Can i get an amen bazalwane?!

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

warra treble for LIVERP🤣🤣L

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

@yano_millz Oh he did. Against Wales. And Saka hasn’t scored in a UCL. And Foden has never missed a penalty 😭😭😭.

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tšeli

@_tseli

4 months

was so close but we did it farmers 🥂

Premier League

@premierleague

4 months

🏆 MAN CITY ARE CHAMPIONS! 🏆

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@_tseli

5 months

THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU 😭

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 years

So this is possible vele? I can show up at my boyfriend's wedding all dressed up with a gun and nigga's gonna marry me, too? #Uzalo

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tšeli

@_tseli

7 years

#TellACelebritySomething @kgchristopher , you really are the best. 💛

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

We all agreed that Thursdays are for Throwbacks right?! 😋

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

this training wear screams 4peat & back to back ucl.

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tšeli

@_tseli

8 months

no, rodri is crazy flawless. this one of his epic runs. love him so much.

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

yeah, this is your POTY boys & girls. argue with whoever.

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

okay. awful game - obviously. but we’re fvcking champions of europe & it’s only december ffs. y’all know better. goodnight.

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

who needs palmer when we got this?

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tšeli

@_tseli

9 months

didn’t see the game but i hear man city is outchea collecting trophies 🥂. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆.

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tšeli

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10 months

treble winning midfield. 🙌🏾

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tšeli

@_tseli

7 years

I swear @bonang_m looks as though she could walk on water. O motle ausi. Wow 👐. #NAMA2017

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

nah, i saw this

ke Monareng oo Botengye

@GeorgeMokobi

10 months

Did you see this? @matseliso_nyane

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

you can now unbookmark & delete those drafts.

tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

you mad if you think city is not winning this game.

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

“Real Madrid have won UCL 14 times for a reason.” Man City:

Asande Ngcobo

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1 year

Are Man City fans ever gonna move on from that 2nd leg Madrid game?😭 beating Real Madrid shouldn't be that much of an achievement. It happens.

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

interact if your club won 6/6 ucl group stage games this season. 🤩

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tšeli

@_tseli

5 months

thank you Watkins & team 🤝

tšeli

@_tseli

5 months

i’m gonna need the most sensational Ollie Watkins game today - whole team in fact.

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tšeli

@_tseli

11 months

@Annie_Modiba Vampire Diaries 😭

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tšeli

@_tseli

9 months

thee best player to ever play in the epl.

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

Never doubted him for a second. I knew midfield Foden was gonna be so so scary ✊.

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

since the “IT MEANS MORE” 💀

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

Me as a neutral.

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tšeli

@_tseli

9 months

anyone wanna guess what this is? clue: your club can’t.

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tšeli

@_tseli

5 months

see how Pep be bringing these Bundesliga players to the prem & they cook 😭. Haaland, Akanji, Sane, Gundo, Kev, Josko… say that again & tell me he’s not the goated manager.

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

L🤣L

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

I’m judging every City fan who is supporting Messi for Ballon D’or. For all I know, every cityzen must revolt if Haaland doesn’t win.

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

say Thursday FC lost to who now?

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

Unbeaten record in Europe in 5 years, A fortress!

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

i will post my boobs if united goes through to the ucl knockout stage.

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tšeli

@_tseli

5 months

well well well… the Kloop era will end with one league title. it will sure be a long time before they win another. 🥂

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6 months

i’d hate us, too.

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

they drew with city and they shouted “we’re back” 🤣💀

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tšeli

@_tseli

6 months

we’re going against Madrid with this sloppy defence? 😭

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

imagine scoring 52 goals while playing english football, win a treble & break all sorts of records & still have people on twitter scrutinising you?! i hate y’all so much.

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

merry xmas @ManCity

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tšeli

@_tseli

5 months

there’s hate & then there’s straight up delusion. if you don’t see it with Doku then you never will purely by “choice”.

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tšeli

@_tseli

4 months

Messi robbed him of a Ballon D’or btw

Fabrizio Romano

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4 months

🔵🤖 Erling Haaland scores his 26th goal in Premier League, making the difference in key game. 37 goals in all competitions. 🇳🇴 Machine. ✨

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9 months

“rigged for man city”

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5 months

signing of the season

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tšeli

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9 months

my captain king of assists is back mfs.

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tšeli

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10 months

…& can we fast forward >>> to saturday already ffs?!

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tšeli

@_tseli

2 years

@Lee43752139 @phashake1 You people 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Stop!!!

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tšeli

@_tseli

11 months

Rodri 🅰️ Doku ⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️ Bernardo ⚽️⚽️ Akanji ⚽️ Foden ⚽️ Bobb 🅰️ Ake ⚽️ Manchester City 🤝Pep ball.

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tšeli

@_tseli

9 months

happy new year 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

take a day off mate

MENE MENE

@_Bongani__

10 months

You won't see Bayern or Madrid drawing 3 league matches in a row

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tšeli

@_tseli

9 months

my captain king of assists is back mfs.

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tšeli

@_tseli

11 months

Rodri misses Stones Dias misses Stones I miss Stones City misses Stones. But otherwise, it’s still lonely at the top.

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@_tseli

9 months

what a tapin by a bench warmer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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11 months

Appreciation post for Handre Pollard. 💐

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9 months

they just keep shutting big mouths up…. love it

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@_tseli

6 years

#BeingBonang be trending, ranking number 1. Must be hard for her haters 😂😂😂. @bonang_m Woman's hot 🔥🔥🔥.

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tšeli

@_tseli

8 years

What's #TFR show without @bonang_m ? Let her reign over Africa. She was born to do this. #AskAMan

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@_tseli

4 months

imagine Spurs all of a sudden decides to be a proper team & beat us in a low- mid block after spreading their legs for everyone this season. i’d die.

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@_tseli

8 months

africa only recognises one goat 🐐

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@_tseli

5 months

i really hope this will be the same Spurs we’ll be facing on the 14th 🥺

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@_tseli

4 months

give us this day hombres 🙏🏾

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tšeli

@_tseli

7 years

2017, how dare you?! #RIPRobbieMalinga

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@_tseli

4 months

at least they gifted us 6 points this season & we f0urpeated the league. @ManCity what a special club.

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@_tseli

7 months

GOAL OF THE WEEK.

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tšeli

@_tseli

9 months

phil dropping that motm performance - again & winning 3 to 1 is the most city thing ever. the boys stepped up by 2nd half but i’d like to give walker & gvardiol their flowers. well deserved.

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

Show me a more clutch CDM than Rodri.

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@_tseli

1 year

If Haaland doesn’t win the Ballon D’or i swear I’ll never take that award serious ever again.

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tšeli

@_tseli

2 years

Khune can’t offer anything. Zwane can’t coach Chiefs. Hlanti is useless. Chiefs is finished 🚮.

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

You’ll never understand how much this guy means if he’s never played for the clubs you support. I pray City will be blessed with another Mahrez regen. Thank you Algerian King 🇩🇿🤝.

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@_tseli

9 months

thank you @ManCity for a clean sheet. much much appreciated.

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@_tseli

9 months

9/9 yes 👍🏾?

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tšeli

@_tseli

11 months

“…style of play..”

DAM🇦🇺 (FAN)

@FCBxDAM

11 months

Manchester City after taking our sporting director, scouts and manager, copying our style of play(still far behind) be like

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tšeli

@_tseli

1 year

Grealand day!

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tšeli

@_tseli

10 months

been waiting for grealish to learn what doku brings on the table other than just ball control & quality chance creation from out wide. i had hoped he’d turn into a reliable bagsman & always be willing to fight for that LW spot but i’m afraid doku remains imminent.