🇧🇲Uncle Skittles🇿🇦 @_thabang_m Twitter profile

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@_thabang_m

2 years

Just got my employment contract 🥺 Wamuhle Jesu, wamuhle kimi 😭🙏🏾

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@_thabang_m

3 years

Maggie Benedict stars in The Good Doctor S1:E9 👏🏾🇿🇦🎉

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@_thabang_m

4 years

R300 million per week, farm workers don’t even get minimum wage

News24 Business

@News24_Business

4 years

#LockdownSA | SA wine producers 'fearful and frustrated', losing R300 million per week -

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@_thabang_m

5 years

And the SA youth encourages senior citizens (65 years and older) to retire

eNCA

@eNCA

5 years

Pandor encourages SA youth to take up entrepreneurship

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@_thabang_m

3 years

A child drowned in a pit toilet and an ANC MEC’s response was that she’s not God, she’s not the minister of toilets.

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@SophieMampe__

3 years

Please quote this with what South Africans need to remember on the 1st!

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@_thabang_m

6 years

So when you do that knuckles thing it makes sense

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@_thabang_m

6 months

For me the most disturbing thing is a public broadcaster platforming these kinds of characters at such an important time in the country with national elections looming. The CEO of Standard Bank penned a letter Yesterday refuting Rand Manipulation, why not bring him on to explain?

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@drmatthew4real

6 months

See you at 7

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@_thabang_m

3 years

@MahlodiJR I don’t have a uterus. I make sure to remember this when abortion is brought up.

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@FineNFilm It’s not an accolade, you gain nothing other than I’ve summited Everest - which is useless. We had a summiteer give a motivational talk last year and it was the least inspiring thing I’ve ever heard. Walking past corpse just to plug a flag polluting an already treacherous mt 💀

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@_thabang_m

4 years

@Yamkela_Q @InstagramOwen How did you look at those prices and think they make sense? Where would he have gotten new iPhones selling them at these prices - from a heist?

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@s_resego 1. Congo is in Central Africa not West Africa, 2. Most of these guys - the ones who ball in clubs, are washing proceeds of crimes, 3. Women being sexually liberated does not devalue them, even if they are sex workers. 4. If your country is so virtuous stay there!

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@_thabang_m

5 years

1. Any guaranteed return of 10% or more in a short space of time is 🚩 2. Any ‘investment’ where you have to find people who must find other people is 🚩 3. Investment Returns don’t come from thin air, find out how the money is gonna grow if you don’t understand 🚩

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@MrMenziN

5 years

Is anyone doing a thread on investments and savings options? A dumbed down version of Google?

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@_thabang_m

3 years

The name of the ’IT exec‘ is Adriraan Pillay, kudos to Internal Audit

SA Breaking News

@SABreakingNews

3 years

Second IT exec arrested for R130m Cell C fraud: A 39-year-old information technology executive at mobile operator Cell C has been arrested for his alleged part in fraud and corruption involving about R130m.

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@_thabang_m

1 year

I’m honestly happy for @FabAcademic congratulations

News24 🇿🇦

@News24

1 year

| Ramaphosa appoints Phakeng to national orders advisory council, earmarks Kolisi for highest honours

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@_thabang_m

1 year

“Okay it’s fine…” 🔥🔥🔥

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@Theblackestcvke @GodessOshun “Someone who can’t do addition without his fingers” So is he less of a human being or not deserving of affection because he “can’t do addition without his fingers”? Having a sister who thinks so low of you must be very enriching!

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@TeamNews24 @NkoRaphael Not stirring anything, the case against the Indian men who killed alleged looters in Phoenix was withdrawn by the state. Shamila Batohi must be so skilled she lets murderers walk and catches petty thieves.

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@_thabang_m

4 years

I passed my final certification exam.

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@_thabang_m

2 years

Indoda must

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@_thabang_m

2 years

The comments are interesting, albeit hypocritical. The juxtaposition of conspicuous consumption and abject poverty is a true reflection of SA. In their dissonance the nouveau riche co-opt branding to assuage their discomfort with the actual state of this society

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2 years

A concept "In loving memory of Riky Rick"📸

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@verbeetirings What’s inappropriate is recording people without their permission

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@_thabang_m

1 year

Headline is misleading. One of the hieress’ was booted out of her farm by white men, she subsequently died and her children are fighting the theft of that farm by those white men. The rest of the article details what was bequeathed in his will. He was very generous and astute.

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@SundayWorldZA

1 year

#ICYMI : Maponya’s heirs go to war over mogul’s R1bn fortune. Read more:

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@_thabang_m

3 years

Gee Six Five was on 702 earlier, she’s quite refreshing actually and I wish her the absolute best with her PhD. It’s really all about having the courage to follow your dreams, no matter how small they may seem to the next person.

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@_thabang_m

1 year

Gym apparel is expensive 😕

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@_thabang_m

1 year

It serves them well, the destructive cycle of life in the Cape Flats means ‘their’ kids will never have to compete with kids from that area. They’ll just be assured of a supply of cheap labour at best. It’s engineered, there’s nothing innate about the inequalities in our country

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@_OregoleleM

1 year

What's the real reason DA doesn't wanna deal with the mess of cape Town gangs?

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@2022AFRICA

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@_thabang_m

2 years

All Time High 🔥🔥🔥

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@_thabang_m

5 years

So I bought a K53 magazine for one of the security guards after he told me he wants to do a learner’s license, it’s such a small thing but he’s so overwhelmed 😩

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@_thabang_m

7 years

Having fought against Apartheid is not a lifetime pass to South Africa's public coffers. Many Thanks.

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@Eusebius As annoying as he is, we also have to ask how these things end up in the media. What part of PAIA gives the SA Media unfettered access to government information? This was a closed meeting, what part of this is in the public interest that warranted publishing this recording?

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@_thabang_m

10 months

Pretty Yende is just on another level 🥰😍

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@_thabang_m

7 years

Bona! Baecation, horse-back rides, helicopter rides, breakfast in the sky, breakfast in bed, you hang up first, FaceTime!!!

tigress

@Omuuhles

7 years

RT if uyajola this year.

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@_thabang_m

5 years

Guys my beautiful sneakers just arrived, invite me where they’ll be a lot of people 🤣🤣🤣

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@_thabang_m

30 days

Stuck indoors, the thunderstorm has me locked down ⛈️🌩️⚡️🇧🇲

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@AviweN__ Remove their pictures. It is illegal in South Africa to post pictures of children without the consent of their parents.

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@_thabang_m

1 year

😂😂😂

𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓

@johnny9170

1 year

What did you look like in 2014?

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@_thabang_m

6 years

I needed change and the taxi driver told me not to bother him, I gave everyone their money back and told them to pay to him directly. He never disrespected me for the rest of the trip 🤣

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@_thabang_m

11 months

Stamina

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@keaaaaley Being caught talking to yourself

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@yeahjustumi SANDF was very quick to kill a civilian who was drinking alcohol in his yard in 2020, yet terrorists live on…

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@_thabang_m

10 months

Vitamin C just feels so good 😊

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@tshepii Because white women understand Marriage, Divorce & Estate Planning, if there’s anything black women should learn from them it’s that. There’s nothing wrong with gold digging when you’re doing it smart. Fantasizing about being a side chick is the bottom of the barrel.

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@_thabang_m

2 years

King of the Home Button.

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@_thabang_m

10 months

I repainted my walls 🧍🏾‍♂️

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@_thabang_m

5 years

Our parents tend to have dreams for us that have nothing to do with our wellbeing but their standing in communities.🤦🏽‍♂️

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@_thabang_m

8 months

Dirty Mirror selfie 🤳🏾

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@_thabang_m

6 years

Cassper has accomplished a tremendous feat, it's only natural for him to reflect how far he and his family have come as you do with graduations, your first car, house etc. Why is it okay for us to acknowledge your vicissitudes and to downplay @CassperNyovest 's?

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@Am_Blujay The Indian vigilantes who killed people in Phoenix walked away scot-free, bodies dropped dead. Some justice.

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@_thabang_m

10 months

Come on layers 😴

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@_thabang_m

3 years

1 Year Later! I still say this share is going to lift me out of poverty 😏

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@_thabang_m

11 months

@SowetanLIVE His greed knows no bounds, you can’t be a universal specialist. From asbestos to sewage treatment and now schools

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@_thabang_m

5 years

1. Mention where you’re from (be very brief) 2. Talk about where you studied 3. If you did anything interesting at varsity, mention it 4. Talk about your training/professional foundation 5. Talk about what skills you have that are relevant for the role you’re interviewing for.

Zweli 🍉

@ZweliKing

5 years

What’s the best way to answer an interview question “Tell us about yourself”

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@_thabang_m

6 years

A bunch of white men commit accounting fraud and somehow Zuma is responsible?

Tim Cohen

@tim_cohen

6 years

What #Steinhoff , #Naspers , #KPMG , #McKinsey etc all tell me comes down to an old truth: when the cat's away, the mice will play. The Zuma-era decimation of SA's criminal justice system doesn't just mean he gets away with it. Everybody does.

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@kulanicool Science Teacher 😅

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@_thabang_m

1 year

RuPaul has a “Dining Pavilion”

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@_thabang_m

5 months

Smile for the camera 📸

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@_thabang_m

3 years

@_Bongani_Eddie Bra yaka in that Marriam Makeba dress? 🤣

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@enhle_ngubeni Big business profits off illegal immigrants, that’s why there’s so many NGOs who have money to go to court to fight for these immigrants and so many media houses vested in deflecting this issue. It’s not a coincidence that all these delivery services are solely occupied by them

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@_thabang_m

9 months

I had the pool all to myself 🏊🏾‍♂️

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@_thabang_m

1 month

Ntate wa lelapa

Chelly Koko📍

@_onyxbby

1 month

Drop your daddy selfies 😂👇🏻

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@_thabang_m

4 years

For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you

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@Mr_Georgez

4 years

Bomboclaat

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@_thabang_m

5 months

@Laza_Lurvin They saw him and asked for "umntu omdala" 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@_thabang_m

5 years

New barber

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@_thabang_m

6 months

My barber is Spanish, I just pointed at a Buzz Cut 💇🏾‍♂️💈🤣

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@Ant_089 They had the backing of the First Rand founders, money was thrown at two young actuaries the rest is history

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@_thabang_m

4 years

Thina imihla ngemihla sikwenza mkhulu wena 😩😭

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@_thabang_m

9 months

Sidlula ezintweni ezinzima 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️

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@_thabang_m

2 years

Avocado 🥑 elevates everything you have it with. Umdali did the things

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@madaboutmarkets Works for who? Mass shootings in SA are predominantly in the Cape Flats. What works in Cape Town is no different from what works in JHB & PTA - it’s the middle and high income areas only. What’s different about CPT is the overt racism.

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@_thabang_m

3 years

@tumisole

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@_thabang_m

2 years

There’s no job with a piece of mind

Sifiso Mabaso

@Sifisov1

2 years

A job with that pays 25k with a peace of mind or a job that pays 100k with a lot of stress?

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@_thabang_m

7 years

You're a clinical psychologist now. Akusemnandi

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@_thabang_m

1 year

When I tried providing guidance, it was made clear I’m neither a father nor god. Now that exactly what I warned about and tried to prevent is happening my phone is being blown up. I remembered I am not a father, there’s no reason I shouldn’t go on holiday & live my best life 😂

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@2022AFRICA

1 year

The Category for this tweet is the current drama in your life?

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@_thabang_m

5 years

Umyeni

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@_thabang_m

6 years

The Engineers who are hoarding Banking jobs instead of fixing pot-holes in Sandton 😑

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@_thabang_m

2 years

Stopped at Seattle Coffee ❤️

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@_thabang_m

6 years

Someone slept at work last night because they couldn’t afford Petrol 😭😭😭

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@_thabang_m

3 years

Sizwile 😓

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@_thabang_m

5 months

@Hloni051 There's no grocery chain in the world without express tills, anyone with less than 10 items standing behind someone with a full trolley chooses to do so.

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@sanelenkosix She really thought someone who leads that sort of lifestyle would be a present father 😒

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@_thabang_m

1 year

@_MeladiM UNISA actually did well in terms of the number of passes, they contributed more passes 309 than Tuks 174. And they enrolled more than 3 times the number of candidates that Tuks did. It’s very impressive when you also factor in Distance Learning.

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@_thabang_m

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@RethaNtshinga Did you tell her it is the ANC behind it so she wouldn't vote for them?

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@_thabang_m

6 years

I passed my second exam of a three part certification exam. God is great 🎉🎊✊👏

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@ZimasaMatiwane Black Sheep in some families may mean guiding in a better direction. We need to be empathetic, love and pray without ceasing. Some cycles will need to be broken by us, some traditions started by us. It may be daunting, but God is with us.

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@_thabang_m

6 months

@cherryk0la My grandmother did it long before I was born, the only reason I believe she was once a sangoma was because of the pictures. There was no trace of these things in her home and she lived well into her 70s and succumbed to renal failure

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@_thabang_m

1 year

Breaking News: Ma 2k discover the cost of commuting by train

Vhahangwele Tsotetsi

@JustJamal_

1 year

So it costs R7.50 to get to Jozi with these new PRASA trains. Bad business for the taxi industry.

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1 year

@Tsiets_i Ke ne ke re o shebile bong ba monghadi

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@_thabang_m

7 years

Black parents worship education because they believe it will enable their children to evade economic slavery but the shackles are systematic

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@_thabang_m

10 months

Natural Moisturising Factors + HA

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@_thabang_m

10 months

My grandmother used to wear her beanie like this

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@_thabang_m

3 years

@FloMasebe “Hloho mahetla, mangwele le menwana” ‘Ntatemoholo, o tswa kae kajeno’ ‘Ke tswa ko sepetlele, haufi le dithaba’ ‘O tshwere keng?’ ‘Ke hloho, mahetla, sefuba le letheka, mangwele le menwana’ 🤣

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@_thabang_m

2 years

@NgwanaMopedi1 It’s your responsibility to make your birthday special when you’re an adult. If you don’t make it a thing, no one will.

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@_thabang_m

3 years

My One True Love 🥰 The foundation stone of my manor 😍 My Darling SOL 🔥

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@_thabang_m

2 years

Haibo, even the person whose life story she portrayed wasn’t impressed 😩

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@_thabang_m

5 years

Clinique Men doing the things 👅

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@_thabang_m

2 months

Kea nyaleha?

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@_thabang_m

4 years

She’s the COO of Discovery Bank, she’s got a PhD in Physics. Go get an education maybe you might know something about wealth

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@_thabang_m

4 years

Today has been a very difficult day, my mother passed away on this day 5 years ago. I was there, I remember every little detail: the oxygen masks, how her chest was protruding, the nurse, the doctor, my spirit on the day, the walk home from hospital, confusion, fear, helplessness

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@_thabang_m

10 months

Last meeting, from an EXCO perspective…

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@_thabang_m

2 years

My walls are painted 🥰

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