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Wear the grudge like a crown

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3 months
Drunk enough to bearhug your brothers girlfriend, but sober enough to shake hands when meeting her friend for the first time. My man is in the pocket
@cjzero
CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
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Jason Kelce hugs Taylor Swift, politely shakes hands with Ice Spice
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@100percent_Tiff @mr_blah_blah_ Being as nice & pleasant as possible before drinking 418 beers and taking his shirt off 🙂
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Seriously though
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@Mantis_T0boggan Jokes >>> facts
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@himynameis_shay Felt that “OutKast. Don’t piss me off”
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@JamesDGrambo Without question
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@Jayleejnr What’s crazy is that he felt the need to announce it to the world
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Chris Jericho pitching the idea of the Jericho Cruise:
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DANTE MARTIN LEAPING HIGHER THAN THE UNITED STATES’ INFLATION RATE! THERE’S NO GOLD BEHIND OUR MONEY, MAMA MIA!!!
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I’m beginning to understand why Punk lunged at Tony Khan
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alexia 🎲
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ronda rousey has officially debuted for ROH
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@Jayleejnr Exactly I’m at the crib playing PS5, have a good time at the thing baby
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6 years
If you shit on Roman Reigns but cheer the Hulkster I legitimately want to fight you
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@JRho_11 Enjoy your curse bucko
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6 years
Del Rio beats up women and skips his own events. Sami Zayn funded and helped get a mobile medical clinic up and running in Syria
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@IISuperwomanII Maybe you should just try to make better content instead of reaching
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@itsYDG2 Darby sitting in the drivers seat of his car:
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@TheMindOfJessie She look like Dallas Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy
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@ItsNotAdamAtAll
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Cartoons was not lying ab bananas being slippery
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@WilliamA_33 This is one of the most selfless and insane ways to go out that I’ve seen. No hostages, no civilians were injured, and he crashed into a remote area.
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6 years
Roman’s return is gonna be so glorious.
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1 year
She whipped out one of these and started to fan herself during a conversation we were having. It felt like some shit out of a Seinfeld episode
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men, what’s the pettiest reason u stopped talking to a girl?
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@BalorClubGuy @RusevBUL ROH: Rusev of Honor
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@TheEvstrodome Will Assplay showing respect to the Paul Levesque era
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6 years
WWE crowd gets Rollins & Dolph in the main event and they just shit on the whole match every single minute, this is why they NEVER listen to fans lmao #ExtremeRules #IronMan
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5 years
Becky’s twitter stuff only works on people who are bad at twitter like Ronda; it has no effect on Asuka since Asuka just tweets out whatever abstract nonsense she can think of. This makes Becky come off as a try-hard. The entire thing is horse piss
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5 years
BREAKING: Report showing that Vince McMahon intends to leave World Wrestling Entertainment after Wrestlemania 35. Source: some guy who owns a smartphone
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6 years
If you love the shield but shit all over Roman Reigns you need to get the fuck away from me right now
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5 years
Remember when Roman won the universal championship and the first thing he did was give Finn Bálor a title shot the following night on RAW
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6 years
If you “hate Roman’s booking” guess what, you’re officially invested in his character and care about him. Welcome.
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I ran out of breath from howling at Roman’s rag doll physics fall
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Which serious moment in wrestling made you laugh?
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You and Punk:
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7 years
@RusevBUL Rusev is a full babyface. Defends his wife's honor & shoots on Roman Reigns. Stay out of trouble with Vince, man
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5 years
Is it just me or did the WWE go straight downhill after The Big Dawg left
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6 years
You literally have WWE in your twitter name 💀💀
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James Ellsworth, a 15-year veteran of the biz who has worked as a promoter, booker, etc says Roman Reigns by all means should be the top guy.. I trust his word over you crumb-covered podcasters!
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RT to pay your respects. Rest in Power, “Battlescars.”
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@CodyRhodes Here ya go Cody
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The Big Dawg really was the glue that held this company together
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Sting went on record saying that Seth Rollins is the most talented guy he’s ever wrestled
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October 31st vs November 1st
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This guy is the most miserable cunt on this app
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@sushiboyMEXICO That 1989 WWF ultimate warrior cycle
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6 years
None of you young kids would have survived the attitude era’s storylines
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Ziggler is one of the all-time great wrestlers imo I don’t care what anyone says #RAW
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6 years
Between NXT Takeover & Summerslam that was the best weekend of WWE I’ve seen in I don’t know how long.
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Roman Reigns had a plan all along and no one saw it coming.. of course it didn’t “make sense” to the “smart” fans so they’re gonna shit all over it lmao. 10/10 moment really
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Can you shut down your website?
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NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news
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Can #WWE make Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar interesting?
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This is some funny shit man. Fans are BIG MAD about Shane O’Mac winning that lame tournament that no one claimed to care about to begin with 🤷🏼‍♂️
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6 years
Wrestling fans have reached peak mental illness when they’re talking shit about a dude’s young daughter. Please seek help
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Fan: “FUCK YOU ROMAN YOU SUCK YA FUCKING JERK SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS MOTHERFUCKER ASS ASS ASS 😡😡😡😡” Roman: “Thank you Chicago! You guys always know how to bring it. Hope you all enjoyed the show. 🙂”
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Everyone going on about how valuable Neville is when NONE of them watched 205 Live
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@TheEnemiesPE3 It’s interesting to see how guys like him and McAfee talk about wrestling. Very refreshing
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6 years
I miss this guy ☹️
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5 years
My thoughts are that anyone who calls Meltzer “the pimp daddy” should be blocked
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6 years
Paige as SmackDown GM has been such a slam dunk.
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@YeahEJH1 Jesus mAn. Do you reAlly FInd this enteRtaining? i can’t bElieve you sometimes.
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The next person who tells me Roman Reigns is shoved down our throats is getting punched in the throat
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@CNN Me after three blunts
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All of you cocksuckers who have made it your life’s work to fuck with Roman’s livelihood for nearly four fucking years did that to a guy with cancer
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Batista should come to SmackDown 1000 and beat the fuck out of Daniel Bryan
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Roman/Jinder bout to quietly put on a great performance while every smelly bullet club shirt wearing childish loser in the broke-ass shantytown of Chicago plays with beach balls & hijacks the show
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I got news for ya: if you watch WWE TV each and every week exclusively to shit on it then you’re a fan for life who’s never ever gonna leave.
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@PBSImpulse9 Ja Morant when he hasn’t brandished a pistol publicly in over a month
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6 years
I love Seth Rollins but he could learn a thing or two from The Big Dawg
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Accidents happen, stop being marks. You all called for Brie Bella’s head when she kicked Liv Morgan’s head into the third row too. Next time anybody fucks someone up in the ring it’ll be the same old shit. Please go outside and interact with the world.
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Bruh are dudes really out there booing their televisions?
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True or FALSE: When @WWERomanReigns is on my screen, I do not boo him at all. #RomanEmpire #RomanReigns
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@TheEnemiesPE3 “Everybody dies, but I insist that you go first” is a bar
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Saw Jason Lee trending and panicked but then realized it’s a different Jason Lee
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@RealJackCassidy More eyeballs than any of them have ever gotten
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Imagine having issues like these
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@WrestleFeatures Starting a fight just to get choked out by a middle aged man
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“I always hated Roman’s character but...” FUCK OFF
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I don’t fantasy book often but here goes: Roman wins the strap at the GRR then comes out to begin the following Monday Night RAW and tells the entire WWE universe to go fuck themselves
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Roman Reigns on The Miz 🤜🏽🤛🏼
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@MFKAOZ @ColbyNotLopez_ Piss so hot it would melt the plastic cup
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Woke up to see that Chris Jericho is getting packed up
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I’m sick of hearing about the following people: The Bellas John Cena Daniel Bryan Anyone else in that fucking family
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This win was for Rosey!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Ronda stayed out of the entire match and only appeared after everything ended. If you’re going to forget everything about that match and be upset about Ronda appearing for like 30 seconds then you are a loser. #RoyalRumble
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Sheesh I officially need to start watching Impact Wrestling
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@RTaub_ The last face that Bowness would ever see
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Roman calling the WWE Universe “crybabies” is funny as shit bro.
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#NikeBoycott trending LMAOO as if these people don’t buy all their shoes from Wal-Mart
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Yeah let’s have Brock Lesnar suplex Daniel Bryan onto his head and neck area 17 times, what could go wrong
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Lots of rumours suggesting that #BrockLesnar won’t be defending his title at #SummerSlam . Can this possibly be true? Is it just part of the storyline...? There’s one person to bring him back for a big title match... @WWEDanielBryan 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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What if we all stopped paying attention to him?
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What if... Dave Meltzer actually gives at match at #WrestleMania
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Fan: Why doesn’t anyone take pro wrasslin seriously? That same fan: fuck you Nia Jax, you hit Becky Lynch too hard!!11
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Tony Khan: Dana you’re not going to believe it, Vince McMahon changed the venue of one of his shows a- Dana:
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George W. Bush in 2002:
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have to beat Iran
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Paul Heyman is one of the best actors I’ve seen in wrestling #RAW
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The Miz on Roman Reigns - Kings stay Kings
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@vidae01 It’s not Taylor Swift. It’s that we’re all sick of the Chiefs, Mahomes and his hissy fits, State Farm ads every 30 seconds, Mahomes’ brother, Mahomes’ wife, Travis Kelce shilling pharmaceuticals, and the like.
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Lashley was a nothingburger until they pit him against Roman. Now he’s over like rover. Roman can build up anybody.. he could probably get me cheered if I had a wrestling feud with him. #RAW
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