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@_lawslaw
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2 years
Nothing here but undiluted facts🫧
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“Ankara Messi! Ankara Messi!!…” is the GOATED football commentary ever.
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My mama is 53 today🎉. Please say a prayer when you see this❤️.
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Yvonne aborted because Sarkodie was a nobody back then. If she had known he’d be this big and successful, she wouldn’t have aborted. I know for a fact.
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Suame Magazine is the location. Bring all your cars for fixing.
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@GeorgeAnagli
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10 months
Share a picture of you at work.
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MTN I beg you. It’s been 3 years now fgs. You people should forgive and forget na😭😭😭
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We need Accra-Kumasi trains, so we can live in Kumasi and go to work in Accra everyday.
@Celebrity_blogg
Celebrityblogger🇬🇭
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The first train,designed to operate seamlessly on both regional and long-distance finally arrived in Ghana 🇬🇭
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Some girls actually think iPhone 13 is better than 12 Pro Max😭.
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2 years
Ghanaians should learn to understand that Air Conditioning and Washing Machine no be ak3ses3m.
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So Hajia4Real has been a middlewoman all this while? So like if koti no barb am a, anka she go come lie we sey she got her wealth through entrepreneurship and music.
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Somebody hold me😂😂
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2 years
As a young boy, you can do everything some, but please, never sleep with a married woman. e really go mess up your life.
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8 months
Asake that came yesterday? Asake?? Nah Shatta Wale and Sarkodie need to do better.
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2 years
If Akuffo were your father, you wouldn’t be comparing such an honorable and competent man like him to some random Togolese girl on TikTok. Comparisons like this no dey need. Kelly though.
@mothemiddleman
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Kelly or Akuffo Addo?
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@_lawslaw
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Chasing a girl just to end paying all her bills in return for what, sex?? Dear men, we can do better.
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😂😂😂😂nah this guy is too good.
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2 years
So university lecturers with PhDs are taking just 5000gh as salary per month, which is just 738 dollars. Pathetic.
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2 years
The way we have normalized 1,000gh salary for degree holders in this country is really mind borsting.
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Is Nana Addo aware he has disappointed Ghanaians?
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2 years
Tunde Ednut? Naah we reach!😭😭
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2 years
I remember when Nii kpakpo was leaving, people said Giovani can’t make it fun like Nii did. But now, no one even remembers Nii anymore. This world ankasa, no matter how good you are, you’re always replaceable.
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Android phones will give you call logs from 3 months ago. But iPhones can’t even give you logs from 5 days. Sigh…
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See caption….Ah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂
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1 year
Ama Governor ein video be some big dent on her reputation in this whole situation waaa.
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2 years
“Just pass WASSCE, and girls will chase after you in university”. Scam 101😭😭😭
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2 years
So what at all will NPP tell Ghanaians during their campaign?
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One Rihanna; Chris Brown beat you up. Benzema left you, and now ASAP. And you people still think there’s nothing wrong somewhere? She could be a loud disrespectful girl or something, for all we know.
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3 years
Owning a car in Accra is not a luxury. It's a necessity.
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11 months
Dollar on a cedi cheque? Abeg make you people educate me before I start the cooking.
@fixondennis
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I don't understand.
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As a married man, your wife should always and always come first before your mother.
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You see Blacko’s outfit, like if ebe Kuame Eugene, anka we go bash am make e touch ein mummy sef. But ebe Blacko so…
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If you get rich, you wouldn’t wear an Apple Watch.
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I told you people the Yaw Tog guy was just a one-day-wonder. Boy no get talent. You people and your nkwasia hype for everything.
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I’m baaaack!!
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Kevin Taylor says the Nsuomnam restaurant at Cantonments is owned by Edwina Akuffo Addo (Addo D’s daughter) and it’s a $6M restaurant. 6 million dollars??? Abeg what job that girl dey do?
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The rap game ankasa ebe Sarkodie wey be hardcore anka he sef he def. Ghanaians don’t like rap.
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Burna boy bought a Novitech edition 2022 Lambo Urus worth $600k and posted it just once on his IG story. Even if not for Shatta Wale, he wouldn’t have posted it sef. But local rapper bought a common $200k Ferrari Roma and expects us to carry him. Sia lye sei.
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You go to some homes and the kids don’t speak any native language apart from English, and the parents see that as a flex. Your kids can’t speak your ewe and you see that as a flex? Your kids can’t speak your twi and that’s a flex? How did we even get here?
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Medikal do aaa, now he turn Militant😭😭
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2 years
Room owner bring ein girlfriend, percher say the sun dey scorch too much so he no go comot.
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Forget Yaw Tog and Stormzy. Chale I reach😭😭😭😭
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Your American friends won’t hesitate sending you $50 dollars. Some even feel shy sending just $50 dollars, but UK folks will send you £20, and expect you to bow down to them. That one sef unless you talk saaa. America Borgas are clear 💯
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After the GIS prom night, that be when I realize this world ankasa we came to escort some people. Herrrh.
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2 years
2020 Accord Or 2020 Camry?
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Burna boy dey rant, but lowkey Shatta Wale go fit beat am simple simple. Stonebwoy de3 unless we give am gun.
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2 years
iOS 16 is garbage. At this point, I think Apple has nothing to offer anymore. Android is clear.
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Accra people think it’s okay to say “gb3k3 tee” but Kumasi people can’t say “ahomakye tee”. Really??
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ASAP cheating on Rihanna is no news. You people rate Riri as if she’s some goddess or something. She’s just a regular girl with $1.7B. Nothing special 😏
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This is one of Sarkodie’s hardest rap ever. Nobody can tell me otherwise. Goddamnit 💯
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10 months
One SIM card is now 20 cedis. SIM card that was being sold for 3 cedis just yesterday is now 20 cedis. How did we get here? 🤦‍♂️
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This whole Kelly thing really proves how women are insecure about each other. Sigh…
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If Despite is telling us he made his wealth through selling cassettes, then Pat Thomas should be richer than Bill Gates oo, cos…
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2 years
Happy birthday to me🎂🎊.
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So you people will keep your Nigerian names or you’ll def? Siafo)😂😂
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Ghanaians ankasa we dey sleep on artistes too much. Just imagine Camidoh was a Nigerian, anka by now he blow longest. The boy really get talent.
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Three diaspora people are in need of someone who’ll drive them in Accra and take them to places from December 10 to January 5th. Deal is $1000. Car must be neat with AC working.
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Yaw Tog’s Sophia track is so fire . I just can’t wait.
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😂😂😂Nah Opambuor must be stopped.
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So now that Burna boy has stopped replying Shatta Wale, Shatta will become irrelevant again. Oh😭😭
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2 years
It’s been raining in Kumasi for the past 5 hours and no signs of flood anywhere. Like if ebe Accra… you issokey.
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Can I leave these here?🫣
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I think Nana Addo just wanted to live his childhood dreams. And verily, he really is living it.
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The government says we should venture into entrepreneurship after school. With which capital, please?
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So literally, the guys are hyping Kelly as a payback for the hype you girls gave the Kupe boys. So please keep quiet and suffer, Kelly is clear😍
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If I see people pull the “zero trophies” card den I sad waaa. In as much as these people didn’t win us anything, they made football enjoyable. They made blackstars Blackstars. They won the hearts of Ghanaians. They put Ghana on the map 💯.
@Mr_Ceyram
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Football fell off.
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Delay showed weakness and Afia Schwarzenegger preyed on it. Delay paaa 🤦‍♂️.
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It was O’Kenneth’s verse that skyrocketed Sore, but you people are not ready for this conversation.
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So they’re saying from 2023, no employment. If no employment, NSS shouldn’t be compulsory either. Agreed?
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So if you marry, you’re stuck with one woman for the rest of your life? Ei.
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Silly but valid questions to ask on a first date??
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Kwesi Arthur better make his album worth the wait. ‘Cause if he disappoints us ehn… I rest my case.
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So the girl was giving the guy sex and also paying for the dates . So what exactly was she benefiting? Kwasia lye sei.
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“We get to have sex 3 times a week, if you request for more, game over” “I won’t say I love you, unless you do” . If ebe Ghana boy wey give you all these rules a, like you go insult am sef. Izzy well done paa. Next time she’ll think through before agreeing to nonsense like this.
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I told this girl I miss her and she replied “trumu”. I asked her what she meant and she said it’s “truly miss u”. Ghana girls why?😭😭
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I think Apple need to give us AirPods battery health.
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Do pregnant women get horny?
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Everything aside, Sarkodie should have kept his cool and composure and let everything slide. Even if he felt the need to reply, he could have done so in a mature intelligent manner. This wasn’t the way to go, honestly. Sarkodie has really let me down 😔.
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If you’re my girlfriend and you meet a good, financially stable guy who’s ready to marry you, go be with him cos me myself I’m now trying to put myself together.
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The entire iphone 14 lineup in the USA will be e-SIM only. Meaning, iPhones ‘carded’ from the US can’t be used in Ghana because no carrier here supports e-SIM. Ei😭😭
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“You’re a bad boy” full video…
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2 years
So if indomie and kyibom sellers sell during daytime, people won’t buy or what? Does it always have to be an evening something?
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If Kelly creates a twitter account right now, I bet she’s gonna hit 10k followers in 24 hours.
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Oseikrom sikanii be kwasia. Ah😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Being handsome is not easy. Every girl would want to eat you 😔.
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Herrh fear women😭.
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Rydee cooking is even way more expensive than eating from outside.
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Dumsor come, but everybody is quiet because it’s not Mahama. Vim wai.
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Both NPP and NDC are all same. The only difference is, NDC no fit stand pressure. Small rants and anger from Ghanaians and you’ll see them doing the right thing. NPP deɛ hmmm…
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😂😂😂😂sorry if you don’t understand twi.
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2 years
Always prioritize your girlfriend’s orgasm, and she’ll never leave you.
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Blacko should have released ‘Oil in my Head’ as a single. Anka proper banger be that oo. E still go blow though 💯
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2 years
You people understand Second Sermon remix YouTube views will surpass Sarkodie’s Adonai, right?
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2 years
You people kai the Jessy girl dem announce ein name for the tidal rave under, the way ein mummy slap slap am er. Herrrrh.
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2 years
Hyundai is pronounced as handei, not hundai.
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WhatsApp mu GOAT 🐐
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Someone said he ordered for an Uber on UCC campus and a prag-ya pulled up😭😭
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So now de3, everything be ‘literally’ and ‘apparently’.
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2 years
😂😂😂Na Leyla no w’agyimi anaa?
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I’ll fuck you and still tell my boys we haven’t even kissed before. Yes, I’m that guy😊
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