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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

how many layers of psyop am I on right now

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1 year

Zelensky media shooting an "atrocity scene" in Ukraine.

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

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have you ever seen an experimental musician admit their experiment was a failure? of course not. Their methods are epistemologically unsound

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

guy who is 5'11" earning 99,999 and whose worst trait is that he is too honest

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

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Just found out about Mormon temples for the first time. I have mixed feelings

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

honestly if I had kids I'd 100% ban them from the internet. It's absolutely not safe and I mean this without irony. I'd be so reluctant to give them access. The internet is full of demons

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

why is everyone obsessed with 1950s housewives. What about 1910s housewives? 1840s? There are so many wonderful types of housewife out there

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

11 months

time is a healer

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

people tend to underestimate how important faking the accent is when you learn a new language. You really have to put on a performance to do it right

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

men: what's the largest sovereign nation you could confidently beat in a fight

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

11 months

Every girl has one type of fruit that she has a near-blasphemous affinity for. If her man can't provide her with reliable access to this fruit it's all over for him.

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

genuine question, no I don't want your "trads are bad" opinions why did people stop thinking that making buildings that look nice is a good idea. It's not as simple as "ugly buildings are cheaper" there's something evil going on

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

Neuralink is an evil idea and if it’s even half as effective as Elon wants it to be it needs to be stopped at any cost

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

9 months

Just so you know, every time you use "17th century" instead of "the 1600s" you're forcing me to do an extra step in my head to figure out which century you're referring to

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

I can easily imagine russians doing this to make ukranians look bad, or even ukranians doing this to make russians look bad for trying to make ukranians look bad

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

What's your best theory on why the regime has been savagely suppressing cigarettes for the past 80 years? We can safely rule benevolence out, so what could their motive be?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

9 months

How does the hive decide who gets to take centre stage? Do they have a ballot system or is it more like a physical dominance situation

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

Advice for the young: read all the classics early because once you grow up you’ll want to have read them but won’t actually want to read them

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

When I was 19 I had this ambition to write a massive novel that begins by introducing characters & continues introducing characters for a couple of thousand pages then it ends

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

7 months

I guess it's pretty simple: Christianity + Space + Heaven + White America = this vibe

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

People who are wrong: what's something that you're currently incorrect about?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

is this a kink or is this ADHD

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

@vikare06 death penalty

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

I'm 6'1" and earn $100,001 btw

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

This man's favourite animal is the vole. He can date an archaeological site within the last 2 million years or so by finding vole teeth in the soil. He puts the soil into buckets of hydrogen peroxide, then runs the mix through a sieve to find vole teeth.

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

maths people: when you do maths in your head are you visualising these blocks or are you just going by gut feeling

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

how do you reconcile your quest for truth and beauty with the fact that you're on the computer all the time?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 months

@slurplebrained I wonder what would happen if you gave them the vote

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

Which book would you burn first if you were in charge of book burnings?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

remember in Back to the Future when the Libyans arrive and the joke is like..What on earth are Libyans doing in America?!? and now nobody in america or Europe would even pay attention to them even if they WERE firing guns from a kombi

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

5 years

"I knew if I show up we're gonna win this game" - @bosnianbeast27

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

deep down every man believes he would have handled the job better than Frodo did

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

are women into all kinds of criminal, or just serial killers? Do they find copyright infringement attractive, and tax fraud? what about arson

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

8 months

@vanillatary wait till you hear about Africa

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

spent all morning on this

steven fan

@_StevenFan

3 years

We need a tarot deck Form rebel vs Content rebel alignment chart

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

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a medieval vow of poverty is looking pretty luxurious to me right now

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

I think I believe that deep down very few people genuinely enjoy weed or alcohol

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

6 months

Back in 2009 you could take a photo like this & everyone would be like “wow you’re an artist”

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

have you ever tried the eye contact experiment where you don't break eye contact for 10 minutes or so? it's v psychedelic but also don't do it unless you're ready to marry

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

why is everyone telling me it's a psyop when my tweet was about it being a psyop

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

once artificial intelligence solves leisure for us we will no longer need to engage in leisure activities and we will be free to work

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 months

You’ll often hear that trees are calming but this ignores the nuances of calm. The calm brought by an oak forest is very different to the variety of calm brought by a pine forest

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

would you trade all of your iq for a hot wife

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

Are the British Isles and Ireland the only places who have holloways? Why?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

5 months

What's the best reason you've heard explaining why Hindu gods are often blue?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

9 months

I really like this idea but whenever it comes up I'm reminded of the time I told someone we should introduce elephants to the Australian desert and she got angry at me because they'd trample the desert too much

Antipodean Empire 🇦🇺

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We need to do the inverse: instead of dikes, we must build canals, and make the inland inhabitable for Australians. Thomas Maslen saw the future.

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

it should be illegal to trade players between teams in any sport. players will play for the team local to their birth city. no exceptions

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

11 months

Tolkien on the atom bomb

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

which animals have the best trickster energy? foxes, and what else?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

if you spend any amount of time around teenage boys you'll quickly notice that their mandate is to deconstruct physical objects. Give them a physical object and they will deconstruct it. They won't be sad that it's gone, they'll just get another object and resume deconstruction

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 months

Chalk doesn't actually do anything; people chalk their pool cue out of raw tradition and nothing more

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

5 years

I babysat my nephew today and we read The Lost Words together. He loved it because we saw the blackbird picture right as a blackbird appeared at the window. He now knows that reading of a blackbird can manifest one in a tree. @RobGMacfarlane @JackieMorrisArt

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

why do sacred texts tend to fail to encompass humour?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

A spoon I made as a kid, from a scrap of radiata pine

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

People not in tech just wouldn't understand what's happening right now. All my tech gcs are poppin off , everyone is losing their minds. I can't believe you're not in tech, bro. You must be so embarrassed to be not losing your mind over this vague shit that I won't specify

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

5 months

Furious at the lady who wrote this on my cup. Frustrated that I can't take the lid off to give it a stir, mortified that I have to hide the text to avoid insulting the BPD girl who is screaming at me

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

it's not even really about getting the sounds correct, it's more about allowing yourself to unironically embody the spirit of the people

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

8 months

@iamyesyouareno jesus christ this is dark

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

african swords raise a number of questions

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

what's something you love to think and talk about that nobody in this corner gives a shit about?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

Reply below and I’ll give you a design from The Anatomy of Viking Art

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

we urgently need to bring back ritual spaces for women so they have an outlet and don't have to keep hanging out together in public toilets

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

@etiennefd Cartoonishly evil employer

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

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@lisatomic5 Religious experience. She worships whoever promotes/wore those shoes and the shoes themselves are the manifestation of that person in her world. For her this is the incarnation of Christ and it's happening RIGHT NOW, TO HER. She is Mary, Mother of God. Understandable reaction.

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

nobody tells you this but you can just buy a united nations helmet go to a foreign nation and start telling the locals how to live their lives

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

my doctor talked to me for a while about how a lot of people use cigarettes as quite effective nootropics and then after a while hastily added "they'll destroy your lungs though" and I feel like he even glanced furtively at the corner of the ceiling where a hidden camera could be

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

for real, I asked this ages ago and nobody answered me. Who drew this shit?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

6 months

We should compile a list of people who commonly show up in schizophrenic episodes. So far I've got: Jesus Adolf Hitler David Bowie

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

what do you all do for jobs? I'm going to bed now and I'll pick a new career from the replies if there are any good ones

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

WW1, WW2, invention of dating apps 🤝 The exanguination of the West

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

What if we kissed at the beginning and beginning of ouroboros

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 months

"what radicalised you"

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

4 years

@ArthurCDent Three years ago I'd have been outraged about this, but this morning I'm finding it hard to disagree.

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

@notzoetaylor Boomers aren't afraid of it because they're traditionally the ones making the threatening calls, not the ones receiving them

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

people forget that we hold the potential to build beautifully; even to appropriately furnish what wind and rivers have formed

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

@Valdera1Leonell speaking Cyrillic is the real psyop

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

@sinnfeinireland @MaryLouMcDonald @moneillsf then it's no longer Ireland and you should be honest and rename it a state of America

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

everyone always talks about videogames being the greatest storytelling medium the world has ever seen but has anyone actually told a good story in a videogame? I mean like Narnia or Dostoyevsky level stuff. We've had ages to achieve this now. Has it been done?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

oh you are a fan of God? name him

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

lotta people are like "thank you twitter for helping me find a wife and friends and a job! 🙏🙏🥰😍🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥" and then you find out that they're just American

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

9 months

husbant…now we are homeress…

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

it's not even safe for adults ffs

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@_holyweather

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Replace your air filter with one of these babies

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

5 months

many people are incapable of comprehending the changes that come with age

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@_holyweather

5 months

@andyohlbaum @digiaiapp what an unpleasant thing to do

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

cozy sisyphus just rolls down a grassy hill on a summer day, over and over again

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

Think about it: have you ever in your entire life met a baby boomer who lacked self esteem?

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

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Hi, we’re NINKs (nine incomes, nine kids)

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

imagining an alien species who communicate with one another by creating and receiving vibrations in the very air around them. They just open their mouths and create the vibes, which others can receive via holes in their heads

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

1 year

WORST doorknob. Designed to hurt your hand. To be difficult to grip. To look ugly. I hate this doorknob.

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

so did any of you cure adhd yet or have the past few years of relentless discussions between ex-gifted children just resulted in the continued abuse of amphetamines

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

@notzoetaylor loud & impossible to ignore. Until mobile phones became common it was more or less illegal to refuse to answer when it rang. Now we can just put it on silent. Millennials have PTSD, zoomers don't have to be afraid they just know it's an inconvenience & don't put up with it

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

you become telepathic with a whole species no matter how far away they are and they will follow every command you give them. Which animal do you choose

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

8 months

@rageflowerrr @CatholicOrca His only flaw was boasting about his many genuine virtues

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

7 months

@Aella_Girl I get an image in my head of a lone cleaner vacuuming the carpet for hours

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

just found out some people can't hear other people's inner narrator? This is insane

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

3 years

I am tired of dinner. These foods. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their preparation.

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

4 months

The Scottish used to do this with their great kilts. They'd soak the wool in a river and wrap themselves in it before lying down in the snow to sleep for the night. When they woke in the morning they'd leave a patch of dry grass behind

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@NgoloTesla

4 months

Tibetan tum-mo monks choose their metabolism by sheer will-power & heat cold blankets (6 by 3 foot, +49°F/+9°c) til they are dry in less than an hour while visibly steaming, meanwhile you go to WEBSITE for “research chemicals” & enjoy tasteful banter. YOU ARE GAY!!

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ᛟᚹ⛅️holyweather⛈️ᛟᚹ

@_holyweather

2 years

women, how would you like men to dress? post pics of ideal outfits

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