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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

Pota ibang klase talaga yung tubig ng Genovia

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

TANGINA ANG PANGIT NG PARENTING CULTURE SA PILIPINAS, AAWAYIN KA TOS WITHIN A FEW SECONDS OK NA PARANG WALANG NANGYARI DI TALAGA I-AADDRESS YUNG PROBLEM TOS YUNG DAMAGE LAHAT SA BATA GUUUUURL

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Milo iced candy is top tier childhood snack

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Violet Chongke

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3 years

TAMA

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Violet Chongke

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2 months

I’m so sorry but I don’t understand the hype over the new sunnies flask like why y’all like that eh mukha syang logo ng phil health huhu

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

Me attending family holiday gatherings

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Dingdong Candace is gonna haunt me in my sleep tonight 💀

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Yes okay

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Sweet Home Alabang

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 months

Someone said “4 na madam inutz” and i cant fucking unsee it 😭😭😭

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

1 year

I will never forgive these people for ruining chao fan in front of my face

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

Henlo to the kids who used to collect K-Zone

Nikki

@nikkibonuel

5 years

i miss her

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

1 year

Never forghetti

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

8 years

when youre trying to be tough but college really fucks you up

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

7 years

Roses are red Violets are blue

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

IF YOU WANT TO BE FUCKING EXTRA IN YOUR GROUP PHOTOS OR JUST PLAINLY SEEKING ATTENTION ONLINE PLEASE WAG YUNG GANITO?! YOU ARE CAUSING STRESS TO THE ANIMALS! SEASTARS ARE VERY DELICATE AND GET STRESSED EASILY! JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT SCREAM OR SQUIRM DOESNT MEAN THEY ARENT UNCOMFY

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Violet Chongke

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1 month

Congratulations @NICKIMINAJ for passing 🎊

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Violet Chongke

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5 years

Whoever did this is a fucking genius

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Violet Chongke

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4 years

Ryan Chua is a fucking mood

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Violet Chongke

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3 years

Out of all the memes for mother's day this one takes the cake 😅

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Violet Chongke

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2 years

Tangina talaga ng mga bakla 💀🔪

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Iloilo and Stitch daw

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

If it weren't for the video, this would have been another "isolated case", he's not even hesitant to lie about the crime and PNP would've saved his ass. Ang sasahol. #ACAB #DefundThePolice #PULISANGTERORISTA

Jervis Manahan

@JervisManahan

3 years

Itinanggi pa ni Police Master Sergeant Hensie Zinampan na binaril niya ang lolang biktima. Pero nakuhanan ng video ang buong pangyayari, mula sa kung paano sinabunutan ng pulis ang biktima hanggang sa mismong pagbaril. @ABSCBNNews

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

No one: Face shields:

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Got sabotaged by our own government

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Everyone coming for the NBI after putting out a statement against Vico Sotto #ProtectVicoAtAllCost #ProtectVico

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

1 year

I wanna be her

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Violet Chongke

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3 years

Di ko kinaya yung Elliott with two teeth 😭

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Violet Chongke

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4 years

Just Allison tingz

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Violet Chongke

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2 years

Boobies

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Donate rin tayo ng salonpass para kay VP Leni super sakit na likod nyan kakabuhat sa gobyerno

Francis Baraan IV

@MrFrankBaraan

4 years

BREAKING: While Duterte & allies are inside their homes taking their sweet time doing nothing, VP Leni Robredo is ACTUALLY doing all the heavy lifting. SO, BASICALLY, SI DUTERTE BINIGYAN NG KONGGRESO NG EMERGENCY POWERS—PERO SAGOT PALA LAHAT NI ROBREDO ANG (WO)MANPOWER! RESIBO:

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

6 years

Is this Tony Labrusca and Angel Aquino?

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

Kinda sunny 🌞

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

7 years

“Gusto ko ng kalandian pero dapat mulat sa social reality” I love my drunk UP friends

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Friends punta na dito sa amin pls

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

1 year

*people talking about bondee* Ako nga taga Western Visayas:

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

What’s with Donnalyn Bartolome and her obsession with glamorizing poverty???? I mean if you want to connect with your fans that ain’t the route sis

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

10 months

Inuman etiquette 101: never leave your dead drunk friends behind, wait for them to sober up if hindi niyo kaya kargahin or ihatid pauwi. If ganyan tropa mo, mag hanap ka nalang ng bagong circle.

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@iskongmoren_o

10 months

If anyone was at popup last night and saw a guy sleeping here in izakaya, wala na ako kasama. Kung may nakita kayo na kumuha ng phone ko pls inform me. Wala akong pantawag rn pero if you have any info or if may pantawag kayo dm me for the number to help pls pls

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Viktor Krum 😳

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

—and you’re just going to steer them away from you. Ikaw nga feel mo valid yung nagagalit mong emotions, yung anak mo rin valid yung emotions nyan so you should respect it as well.

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

—that weren’t supposed to be said, give the kid the benefit of the doubt but do explain to them what happened and say sorry for the actions that you’ve caused rather than giving them a cold shoulder after the drama, hindi yan nakakatulong sa emotional growth ng bata—

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

We trained for this

Chris 💫

@Chris1114_

2 years

sucking each other’s tongue while kissing 👅

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Y’all really challenging Pleakleywith this range challenge thing

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 months

@Marlborobluu_ Korek i hate it but im not stopping anyone from buying that product

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 months

Before anyone comes for my gig and use the “let people enjoy things card” gowww beh pera nyo yan and this is just my personal opinion lmao buy that ugly ass overpriced flask that’s on u 😒

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Stop me But the S is silent

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

7 years

CHILL LVL: OSA DIRECTOR OF UPV

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Loving my new lockscreen hihi it matches with everything

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

I was blowing off some steam yesterday and di ko alam that this tweet would spread like wildfire. I think this setup is really common in Filipino parenting and ang point ko lang is that if you’re scolding your child for doing something wrong and you spewed out things—

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

: p

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

6 years

*chats crush* me: hi *crush replies* crush: hi me:

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

UP Visayas turning into UP Vaguio because of the cold weather

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

No one: Fullmetal Alchemist:

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Four years ago, my little brother decided to dress up as Elsa on his 7th birthday, me and my fam went all out on the theme and hired a tailor to make his costume BECAUSE WE WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND GROW AS AN INDIVIDUAL THAT IS COMFORTABLE WITH HIS GENDER!

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

It’s all fun and games until this motherfucker uses milk drink and rollout

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Whoever made this clearly has a personal vendetta against Pisces folks

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Sorry guys I can’t reply to each and everyone of you but yeah your emotions are valid ha, sending warms hugs to everyone who vented out through this thread 🥰, I hope medyo na lift din yung heavy feeling nyo sa chest after replying.

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

Lakat na ta gue

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

6 years

AKLAN has INUBARAN AKLAN has BORACAY AKLAN has BIG-ASS TRIKES AKLAN has BAGA AKLAN has ATIATIHAN AKLAN has AMPAO AKLAN has HUROMHUROM AKLAN has ANWANGS NGA GA EUGAOG SA EUGAN EUGAN

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Feel ko talaga I’ll be 80% less sad if I was just financially stable

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

Good morning mga ka-jakol

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

Good morning children of the lord

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 months

𝓔✨

@Eionnah

5 months

Quote this with the oldest selfie in your phone

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

1 month

I think my little brother found my twt acc HIDEN if you are reading this UNFOLLOW NOW! Kiss your baon goodbye. 👋

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

1 month

Someone opened the pandora’s box of the bear community and I am living

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Why hello there my childhood trauma

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

6 years

Tangina akala ko talaga dessert, na freeze pala na dinuguan na latab na latab yung mantika

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

@harvardsoon Ay legal po kami sa pamilya na bakla hahaha

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

1 year

@hyperbeaming Gulat ka nalang biglang may bucci sa chao fan mo hahaha

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 months

Lighting on point

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

He's a powerbottom

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

Idk what I’m doing in the bathroom

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

I made a meme

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Chubby ka because???

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

3 years

Hi besties

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

So ang tagalog ng dick pic is phototoy?

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

😗✌️

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

This idiot sandwich is now 23

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

Ew mondays

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

@ieycrsstm He also dressed up as Elsa on his 7th birthday 🥰

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS HAHAHAHA Manang Betch whyyyy

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Violet Chongke

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7 years

Mythological creatures in the Philippines: -Aswang -Duwende -Tikbalang -Mga taong namimigay ng chicken skin ng chickenjoy

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

9 months

Lazy Sunday

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

UTAK AT PUSO HINDI UTAK AT BUTO HA?

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Violet Chongke

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2 years

✨Rice and Shine ✨

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

4 years

Hambal ko gid, taga Leon si Taylor.

Taylor Swift

@taylorswift13

4 years

Surprise 🤗 Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my 8th studio album, folklore; an entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. Pre-order at

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

Freshies seeing their upperclassmen na naka pambahay around campus

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

2 years

And he’s back

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

5 years

Common Isko (UPV) Prhases 1. “Hagueeee” 2. “Pa top nong/nang” 3. “Kadugay sang scholarship” 4. “Ngaa nadula ka ya kagabi?” 5. “Inom da behhhh” 6. “Lakat lakat ta Lover’s Lane” 7. “Naka tapak ko snail” 8. “Yok wala naman net” 9. “Yudipota kainit!” 10. “Kaagi na ko kay Sir Sansait”

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@bloodyvints

5 years

Common Atenean Phrases 1. "The answer is yes and no." 2. "Have you read Gabriel Marcel?" 3. "Foucault,,," 4. "I DIDN'T ANSWER THE BONUS" 5. "Me also!" 6. "You have ba?" 7. "I'll just banyo."

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Violet Chongke

@_hansjob_

6 years

Our prof asked us to wear something Christmasy for the bonus points on the exam...so I went as a Christmas ham (tweet not sponsored by purefoods)