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Joel ESQ.

@_empighalo

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They say I wear my heart on my sleeves || Legal Practitioner || Daydreamer || Semper Fidelis, Semper Idem.

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Joined July 2011
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
This man was responsible for what is known as the "Asaba Dance of Death." when he commanded the Second Brigade during the Nigerian Civil War. His soldiers lined up innocent civilians, asked them to dance and machine-gunned them. One of the survivors is Professor Pat Utomi.
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Bashir Ahmad
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Former Nigeria’s military leader, General Murtala Ramat Mohammed was assassinated on February 13, 1976, exactly 45 years today. A hero forever!
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Joel ESQ.
10 months
This should be the dream when you are the product of a good Christian upbringing. Make money and get married to the love of your life. Not building an intercontinental battalion of baby mamas up and down the place.
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Johnny Drille
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I’m grateful for you all who share in my world, this part of me i’ve never shared before until now, THE VERY BEST PART. Music Video Out
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Joel ESQ.
10 months
None of the law firms I interned in when I was a law student paid me. When I did my externship, the SAN sent me to deliver his books to all the faculties of law in S'West Universities. He didn't pay me a dime. I came back to NLS, and my classmate said I looked used. It was true.
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Foza Billions (The Oracle)
10 months
Why do interns feel obligated to getting paid? Lol
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4 months
Should I have sponsored his kids to school?
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JUST KINGS
4 months
Bro this same Emeka Ike single-handedly sponsored his kids to school and provided for all of them including the wife. I’m not in support of the abuse from Emeka Ike, but all I’m saying that as a son who sees the struggle of your father to trained you to this level you are, you…
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4 months
She's protecting you. You won't understand.
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4 months
If you were in his shoes what would you do?? Kindly advice him 🙏 👇
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
The Senate Joint Committees on FCT and Housing which probed the FCT Administration(FCTA) between 1999 and 2007, said “el-Rufai is not a fit and proper person to hold office in a democratic setting.”
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Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai
2 years
In Kaduna? Not Kaduna Twitter? - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope you get Two Hundred persons on the streets, including those ‘imports’ that can’t open their shops on Mondays, and came on overnight bus last night!! I jus’ dey laff, wallahi tallahi!! - @KadunaResident
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Joel ESQ.
29 days
Eye-service/being men-pleasers or liked by a superior will take you farther than your competence or sound work ethics. This is an unfortunate reality.
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Usman Tariq
1 month
What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?
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Joel ESQ.
3 months
Coming back to this tweet. I read in the Guardian Newspaper about an unreported case from the National Industrial Court. The Claimant, an ex employee challenged the termination of her employment from a company on the ground that it was motivated by her refusal to do a DNA test…
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Big girl | UX writer
4 months
Nigerian companies really get away with a lot because there are no strict laws protecting employees.
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Joel ESQ.
4 years
Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, around 9AM this morning, inspecting a guard of honour #BuhariChallenge
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@Atiku_Okowa_
Atiku-Okowa.com
4 years
Nnamdi Azikiwe around 4pm this evening hailing people at Ochanja Main Market. #BuhariChallenge @dondekojo
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
This was the same person Omojuwa interviewed for a better perspective because people hate or fear who they do not know or understand.
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EJIKEME🇳🇴
2 years
Dear Nigerians, This is MC Oluomo, one of Tinubu’s Boy publicly making mockery of the EndSars protesters and those who were killed at the Toll-Gate. This is a trailer from Tinubu’s movie. Vote Wisely
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Joel ESQ.
4 years
25K salary after 3 stages in an interview. The hearts of some lawyers are desperately wicked.
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Lol. Lagos is owing retired judges their pension, though. The case is coming up next week, at the National Industrial Court before Honourable Justice Esowe.
@Osi_Suave
Osi
2 years
It's crazy that things like this are happening and we are just focused on states like Lagos who don't even owe. If we hold other states accountable as we do lagos and Co. We go dey better place as a country
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
She was not supposed to vote in the first place. As an Arbiter, she was supposed to be neutral and not descend into the gallery. Imagine voting then delivering a ruling thereafter, handing over possession to LCC. I have always known that Panel is a circus show.
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Victor
3 years
Forget Segalink for a minute, why did Justice Doris Okuwobi vote for the opening of the Toll Gate? A justice indeed!
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Chimamanda Adichie speaking against tyranny. "The SAN ill treating his young lawyer, is tyranny." 🌚
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Joel ESQ.
4 months
If the father hadn't come online to make the allegations about his wife, I wouldn't have known that he had a son quite old. The boy is only speaking his truth, and I don't understand why people are attacking him. Emeka Ike needs help!!
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YabaLeftOnline
4 months
Emeka Ike’s son, Michael breaks silence.
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Most lawyers will be attending the NBA AGC to network with new people, foster relationship with that senior lawyer/partner, perhaps get a new job. Me I am going to there to listen to my icon, Chimamanda Adichie 💕, the incoming President and to look for wife. 🥺
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Joel ESQ.
11 months
Jesus Baby 🚩 ABBA delight 🚩🚩 Souled out to Jesus 🚩🚩🚩 "Ekpereka" of Lagos 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Feminist witch 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Angry feminist witch 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Bitter, angry feminist witch 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Grand commander of the feminist coven 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Harylaba
11 months
Once I see, "Jesus Baby" on their profiles, I just know they are wereys immediately and block them accordingly.
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Joel ESQ.
5 months
LRT. SAN aside, Faculty of Law, the University of Lagos has got a sizeable number of vindictive and ruthless lecturers. In fact, one of the Professor- SANs used to assert that his former students do not greet him when they meet him in court. And he did not care.
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Buhari contributed to widening the ethnic chasm. Reason why Obasanjo towers above him. He was able to manage our diversity. He once said, "I wish to be identified as a Nigerian before I am identified as a Yoruba."
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President Eniola Daniel
2 years
I am a Nigerian so, I am an Igbo, I am a Yoruba, I am an Hausa. I am Ijaw. I am Calabar. I Am Urhobo. As long as Nigeria remain a country, I want to be known as a Nigerian and not by my tribe. Stop 🛑 this tribal talk and let’s save our country.
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
So Asiwaju cannot win his political base, Lagos State without thugs coming to intimidate those who want to vote for other candidates? Smh.
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Mr. Olumide Akpata made so much impact that even non-lawyers, professionals from other disciplines heard about him. Electing him in 2020 was the best choice anyone could have made.
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Joel ESQ.
5 months
I had a rewarding experience at the Lagos High Court, Ikeja, this morning. I represent a client in a pro bono matter. The State of Lagos had charged him with the offence of defilement, punishable with life imprisonment. In the previous criminal proceeding in June, my…
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
You see that David Hundeyin's article about NASCO ehn, it resonates with the words of Lord Baelish that- "there is no justice in the world, not unless we make it." Man sponsored terrorism and then died at a ripe old age of 96. The court will give you judgement and not justice.
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
Seun Okinbaloye anchors Politics Today on Channels. Ije Osamor anchors Democracy Today on AIT. It's hard to deduce their political leaning from their utterances on air. However, with Rufai Oseni on the Arise TV network, even a blind man knows he's in love with the Labour Party 🤷
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Joel ESQ.
4 months
You belong to the zoo and not to the race of human beings. You godforsaken cretin!
@chymaker
Baron Chymaker.𝛑
4 months
Sad to hear of the passing away of @oddy4real . May his soul rest in peace. However it must be emphasised that someone who was resident in Canada and should have understood the importance of good governance in addition to the importance of good medical services, so fiercely…
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
For those who woke up to see a "less desirable" grade from the NLS; tearful, scared about their diminished prospect of gainful employment in the legal labour market, sober up- God is greater than your fears. 💕
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Joel ESQ.
10 months
@Ridwanullahii When i should have been reading for Bar Finals. It was then I realised that this profession is peopled with strange men.
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Joel ESQ.
4 months
I don't think I stressed my seniors the way these younger lawyers are stressing me especially when I have to review their work. But if you see their LinkedIn posts, fear go catch you. 😂
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
Beware of law firms where the father is the Principal Counsel, wife is the Managing Counsel, and three other lawyer-children practicing in the firm. One of the children will be very rude, and the mum too. The Dad will make you buy Monster or Wasalaye Bitters on a sunny Monday.
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
A lawyer will travel all the way from Abuja to Lagos for a case, only for the Registrar to announce haughtily that My Lord is not sitting today. No prior notice, whatsoever. 🌚
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
This is not the position of the law 1. The quit notice need not come from a law chamber. A lawyer can issue it so long as he has the letter of authority from the landlord. 2. A tenant is entitled to 6 months' quit notice if he is a yearly tenant, 3 months' quit notice if he
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JustSociety
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Before your landlord can send you out of his house. He must serve you a Quit Notice from a Law Chamber with at least 6 months period for you to be able to rent another house and you will not pay rent again within that 6 month. Now you know...if your landlord does otherwise, feel
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Joel ESQ.
3 months
Why has Unilag designated the hostel facility for international students when the school has yet to contain its accommodation problem? How many international students are even in that school, by the way?
@MobilePunch
Punch Newspapers
4 months
PHOTOS: Gbajabiamila donates 484-bed hostel facility to UNILAG
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Joel ESQ.
3 months
The first case I handled in court, after my call to bar, was a trial at the Magistrate Court. My boss fired me up with "vivid imagination" that I could handle the matter and that he didn't have to lead me. He had another matter at the Federal High Court. So I went to court for…
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6 months
The serving Zamfara Deputy Governor, at that time, issued a fatwa on Isioma Daniel's in a radio broadcast: "Like Salman Rushdie, the blood of Isioma Daniel can be shed. It is abiding on all Muslims wherever they are to consider the killing of the writer as a religious duty."
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Ozor Ndi Ozor
6 months
This is how it began. Miss World Riot, Kaduna 2002. Isioma Daniel, a journalist working for Thisday wrote that the Islamic prophet Muhammad would probably have approved of the Miss World competition. She said: “The Muslims thought it was immoral to bring ninety-two women to
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Joel ESQ.
3 months
I recall one of my friends who made a 2:2 in 2022. Baby girl would call me whenever a rejection mail drops, to weep disconsolately. I didn't run out of talking points in my pep talks. She participated in the call to the bar ceremony, half heartedly. Her prospect of gainful
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1 year
APC is a terrorist organisation.
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Joel ESQ.
9 months
Esquire. That intern calls you mentor, bear no hand in shifting her pants.
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
LMAO. Irate CPC supporters burnt down my uncle's house and property in the North and would have killed him, because GEJ won and Buhari supporters lost. He ran away from the North (a place he has lived since his NYSC) in 2011 with nothing, WITH NOTHING. Stop lying.
@fkeyamo
Festus Keyamo, SAN, CON, FCIArb (UK)
1 year
When the then opposition led by @officialABAT and @MBuhari were defeated in 2003, 2007 and 2011, they did not call for an end to democracy neither did their supporters tear their passports. They got up, dusted themselves, reached out, formed a broad coalition and unseated the PDP
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Joel ESQ.
4 years
Sunday Politics on Channels TV came with bombshells. Please protect Mr Kolawole Johnson at all costs. No harm must come to him
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Joel ESQ.
4 months
@GOrshio Likewise. May God protect us from the eyes of the evil ones. Wisdom is profitable to direct.
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Joel ESQ.
2 months
I have tremendous, boundless admiration for double First Class lawyers. 🫡 It's not easy to attain such a feat.
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Joel ESQ.
3 months
Learned SAN got a car for an Associate in his firm. Thereafter another firm made the Associate an offer; it was such that he couldn't refuse. So he thought up a payment plan for the car and suggested it to SAN because he was going to resign. One beautiful saturday morning,…
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Joel ESQ.
3 months
LRT. The name of the case is Mrs Linda Jokanola v Nigeria LNG Limited, Suit No. NICN/LA/261/2013. Strong woman 💪
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Joel ESQ.
4 months
@NwagbaraIzuchuk Obviously he has a preconceived notion about the woman.
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Joel ESQ.
9 months
@Marleeki Good job, brother. May Allah bless you for this. You are a true Nigerian.
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Joel ESQ.
11 months
Were leleyi o 😭😭 When PDP/ Atiku's legal team asked her to recuse herself during the election proceedings in 2019, people thought we were overreaching. Justice Bulkachuwa condemned us in the court of public opinion when she said she hoped no female judge would go through her
@Mindset_Post
Mindset🗝️
11 months
Listen to a Nigerian Senator whose wife was the president of the Nigerian Court of Appeal speaking about how he influenced her decisions to help his colleagues win court cases.
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Lol, man probably think it is the 2014/ 2015 era when you could write anything against GEJ and barely get a reaction. You just bought market from Obidient FC.
@samomatseye
Sam Omatseye
2 years
… Obi has turned out to be an excuse for even closet Biafrans to betray open emotions about Biafra without being accused of it… It is like wearing a colour beneath another colour. Obi has become a shelter for both miscreants and activists of the crowd.
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Joel ESQ.
8 months
The party's unholy matrimony with gangsters, miscreants, extremists, misfits, and no-good fellas. I said it before, and I will say it again.
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
APC is a terrorist organisation.
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
I would have love to say eight years is more than enough to have a contrary opinion or view about a person. But you were criticising Psquare for performing at Buhari's inauguration.
@RealSeunKuti
Seun Anikulapo Kuti
9 years
I wan thank Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for bringing dis change, Aluta Continua
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Joel ESQ.
10 months
@yeancah19 Omo, e no sure for me oh 🤣🤣
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
I loved how Pastor Iren engaged that bitter feminist babe. Person wey dem suppose drag go Prayer City for deliverance!!
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Joel ESQ.
21 days
1. Let me share this testimony from my Pastor, rendered last week Thursday. There is a Lady A in my church who always sits in front of the altar. She came to church last Sunday and was unable to find a seat in front of the altar. The ground floor was seething with people.
@Wizarab10
Sir Dickson
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I know how many women DM me to help their men get job. You hear things like "things are bad for us right now but I am committed to him. Please help us. I can't bear to see him like this." Then you come online and see bearded men telling you that no woman can love them without…
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
Who dey breeeeeeet? It's my birthday. Grateful 🥳✨😇
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Joel ESQ.
10 months
1. I recall when Mr. Paul Usoro (SAN) spoke in a meeting at NBA Uyo Branch in 2018. He said; "the problem with lawyers is that they do not know how to bill clients." Mallam Yusuf Alli (SAN) recalled that when he was a young lawyer, he charged a client for the preparation of a
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
New NYSC Associates resumed in my place of work. My word, you need to see the joy on their faces, their hearts singing hosanna. To be among the select few who scaled through the interview assessment. Truly, a dream come true 😂
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Joel ESQ.
4 months
Good morning.
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
Just so we are clear, Atiku is not articulate because he is an orator. His eloquence stems from a confidence rooted in the sturdy base of knowledge and experience about how to get Nigeria working. This standard of knowledge is peculiar to him, alone. It is mastery. ✌️
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
The suit institued by unpaid retired judges against LASG came up. Counsel were in court to report on settlement progress. It hasn't been concluded because Sanwoolu who is supposed to approve the payment of their money, has abandoned governance to follow BAT up and down 🤣🤣
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
You may still angry Mr. Olumide Akpata got elected. Let me remind you all that he initiated Health Insurance, paid for Law Pavilion for young lawyers, gave more seals, revived Mandatory Continuing Legal Education. If Akpata wants wants another term, I will gullibly vote him. Rest
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
@Osi_Suave Not only is it not strictly a computation issue, some judges have not even been paid a dime since they retired. LASG entered into a settlement agreement to pay all arrears, defaulted and refused to pay. My law firm is handling the case on behalf of the judges.
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
The last sentence shows you know absolutely nothing about the law.
@akinalabi
Oloye Akin Alabi
1 year
I’m not a lawyer but I know a lot about the law. I can easily defend that case on behalf of Asiwaju. Olanipekun will crush it in his sleep.
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Joel ESQ.
4 years
I still remember externship period, when a lawyer told the judge that the High Court of the FCT overruled the decision of the Supreme Court. The Judge asked a NLS student to correct this lawyer before standing down the matter, and sending for NBA Chairman, Ikeja Branch.
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Joel ESQ.
2 months
My supervising partner, OO reads a court judgement every day. He is the quintessential trial lawyer. Even other partners seek his opinion on knotty issues of law. He is a walking human encyclopedia of cases. In fact, there is a reported case from the Court of Appeal wherein the…
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Joel ESQ.
10 months
Let's even leave law aside, this is not a proper way to address anybody.
@Cyril_Ebeh
Cyril Ebeh
10 months
PJ: “counsel, how old are you at the bar?” Counsel: “21yrs my Lords”. PJ: “those are 21 useless years”. I almost shouted “jeeezzzzz”. 😂😂 SAN or not, don’t ever go to the Court of Appeal or Supreme Court unprepared and tardy, they will finish you. 😂😂
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
I have my dad to thank for not attending Uniben. I wanted to fill in that school on my jamb form. The man overruled me and chose the University of Lagos. The man said I should remain in Lagos. He didn't want me to go and die. My younger sis, who went to Uniben, became a jaguda.
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Joel ESQ.
2 months
Even in Lagos, you can enjoy a middle class lifestyle on 800k as a monthly salary. What are you saying?
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Ama, the Amazing
2 months
Anyone who thinks you can enjoy [a middle class lifestyle in Nigeria] on 800k naira is in for a rude shock
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Joel ESQ.
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IG saw them first It was my birth month as well: 15 April.
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@mvccido_szn
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april dump ?
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
Context: One of the leading SANS charged a sitting governor 1 billion naira to represent him in an election petition. A man who retains the resources to hire this galaxy of SANS, cannot tell me he amassed his fortune through hard work, God's blessing or luck.
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Adedayo Osijo
1 year
Now that your bosses have been drafted, wetin una go con do bayi?
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Joel ESQ.
1 month
My happy place.
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Joel ESQ.
5 months
How many prestigious law firms will consider you if you are applying as a first year associate and you don't have a first class in the university or in law school? Some firms even prioritise applicants with a double first class. Of course, there are practitioners who have…
@Lugard_Tareotu
Lugard Tare-Otu
5 months
Whilst a First Class is great, the ultimate value of an excellent institution is not to produce lawyers who graduated with a First Class, but to produce lawyers who become truly successful in law practice, in-house, the academia or the bench. Successful Lawyer >>> First Class
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
Never again will we have that golden era of Nigerian literature, in which great storytellers like Ms. Adichie, Chinua Achebe, Elechi Amadi, Chukwuemeka Ike emerged. The new breed of Nigerian writers plot stories like New Nollywood; shallow, superficial, lacking verisimilitude.
@celestialswiftt
cel 🦢
1 year
what is your unpopular opinion about a book that would put you in this situation?
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Joel ESQ.
7 months
I like what NLS Abuja campus does; inviting a specialised legal practitioner to teach a particular topic to Bar II aspirants, e.g. Mr. Onyechi Ikpeazu (SAN) teaching election petition (in civil litigation) today. Other campuses should adopt this practice
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Joel ESQ.
11 days
Lawyers, stop asking the witness you are cross examining open-ended questions. You are giving them the opportunity to explain and clarify. You are killing your case. 🫣
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Joel ESQ.
2 months
You people really hate lawyers on this app. A lawyer tweets something and everyone starts questioning his education, including some of you that will fail Unilag Land Law, at least four times.
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
Omo I did a Google search and saw results from Nairaland. The gist is that he was an elder in House on the Rock but converted when he sought to contest the office of Speaker. Even Ohaneze Ndigbo stated that a "character who could change his faith for power could not be trusted."
@DemolaRewaju
'Demola Olarewaju
3 years
Gbaja that entirely changed his religion...
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@_empighalo
Joel ESQ.
3 months
Elated for the new entrants to the bar. Congratulations are in order. 🎉🎉 To those who didn't make it, your present situation isn't final, God will perfect all that concerns you. Be of good courage, and by all means, retake the exams 🙏
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Joel ESQ.
10 months
@The_Barr_OluT I even bought bottles of wine and a cake for my supervising Associate when I was leaving the firm.
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Joel ESQ.
6 months
NLS students, you will excel at the Bar Finals. Grace is your story. Victory is assured!
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
As a lawyer, this is about the wrong period to get into trouble with any judge. Imagine My Lord tongue lashing you in the presence of law school externs; scribbling on their logbooks, admist a chorus of "as the Court pleases" from fellow lawyers, to complete your humiliation.
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
Johnny Drille's Bad Dancer ♥️ I so love this song.
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
I was just ripening into adulthood when PMB became President and I have done 7 years under him. God forbid that I be condemned to another 8 years under a Tinubu Presidency. Mene Mene, Tekel, Upharsin 🤲
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Joel ESQ.
7 months
For the purpose of retention, this firm made outgoing youth corpers reapply to work in the firm and take a written test. All the corpers "failed" the test. Eventually, it did not retain anybody. 😭😭
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
The Nigerian Army, particularly the 3rd Marine Commando & the Air Force committed war crimes against Biafra. The Biafran Army also committed war crimes against the people of the South-South, whom they accused of being saboteurs. Two truths can actually co-exist
@JoeyAkan
Joey Akan
2 years
Since Biafra is now justification, and we can use our past pain to express wickedness against anyone. My people in Akwa Ibom suffered heavily from Igbo invaders who slaughtered us in droves and pillaged our lands. Should I also wish excruciating death on the Obi of Onitsha?
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
150K from a top commercial law firm. Emphasis on "top". If it is even a pure litigation firm, I fit understand. Omo, na wa ooh. One day, all the senior lawyers will wake up and smell the coffee- There will be no junior lawyers to offer peanuts. All of them have gone.
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
Don't graduate with a low CGPA, if your wish is a seamless, beateous, rewarding life as a lawyer, working in a top tier law firm or organization, or even venturing into the academia. If you won't listen, be prepared to hustle like a lunatic. The bottom is so dense.
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Joel ESQ.
3 months
Banter aside, I actually think this is a disrespectful thing to say given that Iwobi had a decent outing against Cameroon. Further some of you tweet as if these players are ghosts, as if they don't have relatives surfing X just like you.
@TundeTASH
‘Tunde Omotoye
3 months
Alex Iwobi can’t be JJ Okocha’s nephew.
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Joel ESQ.
4 years
DJ Cuppy's Gelato is not a bad song, really. I love it. #whoisyourdaddy ? 😁
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Joel ESQ.
2 months
300K to stock kitchen, 400K to buy clothes, monthly. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Reading Mr. Olumide Akpata's farewell email and smiling to myself. I think it is undisputed that his stewardship was innovative and memorable. The bar, he has set, may be too high for successive administrations to scale. They may break their legs.
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Joel ESQ.
3 years
@oriekose89 Before that massacre happened and after Asaba was liberated by the federal forces, he gave a radio broadcast that he had directed his men to deal with "Biafran Sympathizers." After that, hell was let loose.
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
1. I was in court when a counsel brought a Motion Exparte in a petition for dissolution of marriage praying the court to replace the names of the parties with acronyms in order to protect parties' identity on the basis of the sensitive nature of the case and the fundamental right
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Joel ESQ.
24 days
I used this quote in my undergraduate thesis. My project supervisor, Professor Akin Oyebode corrected me and told me that Oputa JSC was not the original author of this statement. He credited the quote to Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court,…
@InnocentSylves8
Leader I.C.S✨
25 days
“. . . we are final not because we are infallible, rather we are infallible because we are final. . .” - Hon. Justice Chukwudifu Oputa in ADEGOKE MOTORS V. ADESANYA, (1989) 3 NWLR (PT 109), 250, at 26. Whilst we agree that the Supreme Court can make mistakes . . .,
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Joel ESQ.
1 year
Lagos deserves to be governed by a true Lagosian, not all these foreigners imported from neighbouring South-Western States. For this reason, GRV and the Labour Party have my vote.
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Arbitration has not come to stay in Nigeria. It does not foster access to justice for all since it is expensive. Not everyone can afford it. In the Nigerian context, it does not ensure swift dispensation of justice because arbitral awards are always challenged in regular courts.
@Ridwanullahii
Ridwan Oke
2 years
What legal opinion will give you this reaction? Let's go
Tweet media one
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
I have never heard anyone or an ex employee who had a bad or nasty thing to say about Babalakin & Co. The comradeship as regards the firm is evident. I think there's even a mantra which goes thus; "once an employee, always an employee..." But you see some other firms ehn.. Smh 🌚
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Joel ESQ.
3 months
This conduct of some lawyers; whispering comments when another lawyer is addressing the judge, or presuming to "teach" him how to conduct his case, even when the latter didn't ask him. It can be annoying.
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Joel ESQ.
8 months
1. I recall when my former Dean told us that he became a Human Rights Activist when he had an encounter with a northern soldier "Kill and Go" on his way to Murtala Mohammed Airport. It was in the days of the military. The soldier asked him to disembark from his car. He told...
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Joel ESQ.
6 months
Recently, a senior lawyer saw me in court and complimented my dressing. Thereafter, she asked me to recommend female lawyers, looking for gainful employment in a law firm. If you are interested, the firm requires that you know how to dress smartly. Experience and interest in…
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Joel ESQ.
2 years
Faculty of Law, without fear of God, dey bill me 20K on top Homecoming Dinner ticket. With the way those lecturers toyed with my future back then when I was an undergraduate, it wasn't their intention that I would be a lawyer that could afford 20k. It is the audacity for me
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