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You’re gonna carry that weight

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Sex is great but being in love is better
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How else was I gonna pass that damn test
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@_el1te2
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You got a PORN PLAYLIST???
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deleted ms london off my playlist she dont make my dick hard nomo lame ass
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@_el1te2
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She gotta permit?
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have a FRAPPY halloween 💚🎃
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@_el1te2
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@_maiayoung @zoowaptre Crazy thing is DUDE HAS A WHOLE ROCKET LAUNCHER. The second amendment doesn’t cover that
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@_el1te2
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#valentinesday If you like this tweet you get a flower
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@777jorgeivan You a few moments after
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Y’all really don’t be moaning? I be in my girl ear like
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@uncle_veek You slandering black women for Ryan Gosling
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@Zimgland @DragonflyJonez Killing the Night King with Valyrian steel is like smacking Superman with kryptonite. And the mountain was a damn zombie
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@_el1te2
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Pennywise ain’t gone get me that easily
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Just check my header
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If you gotta shape like this check my header
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@_el1te2
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Because wtf is another chance for my brain to curse at me
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@_el1te2
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Niggalations 7:5 “If I can make her cheeks giggle with a joke, then I damn sure could make her cheeks jiggle with this stroke.”
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Nigga did you just
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Stop putting two bad bitches against each other
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Day 467 without sex:
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licensed veneer tech
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Hulk lowkey was fine in End game 😂
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Well butter my back and call me a biscuit I must be white
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At least it ain’t shit
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@_el1te2
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might fuck around and | 👀 | \ / ____| |_____ / ✊__/ \_✊ fail this test
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A hug. That’s all
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@RiqRuler Wasn’t till his pro day dude randomly went from qb3-4 to qb2 in mocks that year
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@_el1te2
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@moodvisual Do you memberr?
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@_el1te2
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Aye watch yo mouth bitch
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Who wants to take pictures of me like this and I’ll reciprocate
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B R A N D O N L U
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did a photoshoot in the backyard today 💧🤓
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@_el1te2
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And people really think South Park not a goat show
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@_el1te2
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I hate feeling like I’m annoying somebody I want
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Hell nah I sound like a dumbass
@StonerGriffin
Mob D. Psycho 💯
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Y’all think your voice or accent is sexy?
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@BEAUTIESHADES I feel like once you get in a relationship, your skin clears up
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Just put it in some rice
@glockstardimi
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I’m bouta get fired 😭
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“Did you really not study for the test and expect to pass?”
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It has to be them lines
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@_el1te2
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My dumbass thought she had a mustache
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sheena ♡
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I heard Kim was looking for me 🔋✨
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If it’s a free trial, then why do I have to put a card on file?
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@AdamSchefter @mortreport Start the chargers D on fantasy
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Fuck everybody who has 20/20 vision. Every morning I have to put stuff in my eyes to see you lucky fucks
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@_el1te2
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I bet you this what diabetes taste like
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@_el1te2
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BIG MOOD
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Himzel Washington
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@ oomf
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Both of y’all look grown as hell
@tianarose__
t rose🤍
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Effortlessly... Prom 2k19🥂
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That river just asked me what’s my favorite scary movie
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The only notification I get.
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This is actually hilarious
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Aye wait till the end. Something wild happens.
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It is confirmed that white men don’t know how to flirt with POC
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Hot dogs are gross
@WorldofIsaac
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You have to eliminate one for the rest of your life
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South Park is a top 2 show and it ain’t 2
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How I’m greeting people at the door after quarantine
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Bitches love niggas that are down to Earth
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Over here patiently waiting for @ansonsart to draw again
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My Mind: If you want to raise your GPA then you have to get out of bed My body:
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Summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 My 🕯 🕯 soulmate 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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You ever thought you had homework due checked and nothing was there?
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@EndlessTorch_
El Lobo 🐺
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NETFLIX NEEDA FIX THIS LINEUP WHATS GOIN ON HERE
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You ever shoot yo shot and regret it instantly?
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Her: “Did you nut in me?” Me 5 minutes ago:
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Do you know how scared you gotta be to turn into Michael Jackson?
@LeanandCuisine
Casey Lawrence
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Tried Outlast for the first time yesterday, I think it’s safe to say I’ve had enough
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I’ve had a DNA test and it's official: I I M M B B A C C K K O O N N M M Y Y B U U L L L L S S H H I I T
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Just sprinkling a teeny amount of crack>>>
@jsawyer400m
JohnnyFromDa🅿️ack
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Only the real niggas know bout this 😋
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Its fucked up that I know exactly what you finna do
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Thats it blocked
@LILBTHEBASEDGOD
Lil B THE BASEDGOD
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....... lets keep it fair @LILBTHEBASEDGOD - Lil B
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The build up>>>>>>>> The move itself
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Silent Library is without a doubt the funniest reality show ever
@JayceLugo
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They really need to put these on Netflix
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Who’s trying to be the Selina Kyle to my Bruce Wayne?
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When you’re funny, but ugly
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This is the funniest video on my camera roll
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Life is too damn short. Tell them how you feel
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If you’re driving the speed limit or slower, please get the hell off of the road
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@BrettKollmann Brett you downplaying it. These are bangers
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“I look up and it’s Thanos. Damn my nigga what you doing out here will all that ass. Out here double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. My nigga the sun still up.”
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@adam22 @__Rego This got progressively funnier as it went on
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I thought this was a parody account posting this
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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If you like anything from the #Oscars you get a star
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Due on Wednesday really means Do on Wednesday
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That soap toss was the smoothest thing to ever grace this app
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If I can beat yo boyfriend’s ass, then you’re single
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Your classes and my depression
@UofIllinois
University of Illinois
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Name a more iconic duo. We'll wait.
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I’ve gotten attacked one too many times on this app
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This is how Arya walking back into Winterfell after killing the Night King
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Nobody: Bhad Bhabie:
@TeannaaLW
TWILEYTM STAN ACCOUNT
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This is why black history month needs to be year round
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Crush: I’m not ready to be in a relationship Me: Okay *Ends up in relationship 1 week later
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We really in this life shit living. Like we’re really people
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He look like finna go up
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