i'm a fucking creep? listen, sweetheart. the world has changed, alright? there are no creeps. there are no heroes. there are only people who are alive, and people who are FUCKING DEAD. and bill's daughter? she's dead.
alright then, let's see it, huh? kick my head! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.
' well–! if it's a serious as all that i figured we might need a DESIGNATED DRIVER! ' / ' okay. so when the cops pull you over, you can pass their breathalyzer test before they infect you with their NASTY BLUE SHIT? come on! '
alright then, let's see it, huh? kick my head! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.
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everytime i see another sk fan qrting one of my posts with like “OMG TGWDLM” “OMG GRACE CHASITY” it makes me giggle because literally probably half the quotes in my bot are hatchetfield
science says you're dead and gone forever. reason says i'm talking to the air. but something in my heart, some secret hidden part, illogically insists you are there somewhere!
i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. . . who on occasion gets dirty!
CHARLOTTE: Oh my God, his brain fell out!
TED: Well–! Put it back then!
CHARLOTTE: I don't know how, I'm not a doctor!
TED: Charlotte, that's not his brain, it's blue!
CHARLOTTE: Well–! How do you know? You're not a doctor either!
i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. . . who on occasion gets dirty!
no! nonononononono, charlotte. we are all from different denominations, alright? we cannot split up. i am a presbyterian, i'm not gonna die in your dirty ass methodist church, alright?
HIDGENS: Now, tell me Emma, what on earth does that look like to you?
EMMA: God, um. . . I don't know, some kind of. . . blue. . . shit?
HIDGENS: Exactly Emma! What the fuck is this shit? '
uh-uh! uh-uh! y'know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? you cut off its head. where does the fish rot from? the head. take out the head, the whole thing goes down! that's why a fisherman always goes for THE HEAD!
' what are you doing here? '
' i am drinking. '
' why are you drinking? '
' so that i may forget. '
' forget what? '
' forget that i am ashamed. '
' ashamed of what? '
' ashamed of drinking! '
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i’ve been logged out for a minute but it’s still my favorite thing whenever i log in and see a slew of starkid fans in my mentions going 😱😱😱 KICK MY HEAD ?? DIRTY GIRL ??
' well–! if it's a serious as all that i figured we might need a DESIGNATED DRIVER! ' / ' okay. so when the cops pull you over, you can pass their breathalyzer test before they infect you with their NASTY BLUE SHIT? come on! '
alright then, let's see it, huh? kick my head! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.
i'm a fucking creep? listen, sweetheart. the world has changed, alright? there are no creeps. there are no heroes. there are only people who are alive, and people who are FUCKING DEAD. and bill's daughter? she's dead.
i'm so happy. that little red-haired girl dropped her pencil. it has teeth marks all over it. she nibbles her pencil. she's human! it hasn't been such a bad day after all.
and you're gonna save her? gi bill? you're gonna run and gun your way through a bunch of singing zombie motherfuckers? wake up bill! she's already dead!
CHARLOTTE: Oh my God, his brain fell out!
TED: Well–! Put it back then!
CHARLOTTE: I don't know how, I'm not a doctor!
TED: Charlotte, that's not his brain, it's blue!
CHARLOTTE: Well–! How do you know? You're not a doctor either!
alright then, let's see it, huh? kick my head! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.