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🍉 quotes i like . dm for sources . please avoid pqrts . no copy / paste ; some are original works . ( @GimmickBots )

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@_dontbelate
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WARNINGS .
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@_dontbelate
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i'm a fucking creep? listen, sweetheart. the world has changed, alright? there are no creeps. there are no heroes. there are only people who are alive, and people who are FUCKING DEAD. and bill's daughter? she's dead.
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
' i'm gonna kick your– head! ' ' oh. my head. ' ' yeah! ' ' not my ass? ' ' . . . yeah! '
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
dirty, dirty girl won't you pray for me while our lovin' poisons the air?
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
alright then, let's see it, huh? kick my head! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
' well–! if it's a serious as all that i figured we might need a DESIGNATED DRIVER! ' / ' okay. so when the cops pull you over, you can pass their breathalyzer test before they infect you with their NASTY BLUE SHIT? come on! '
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
who's swinging the hatchet now in hatchet town?
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
dirty, dirty girl, won't you sing for me? won't you love me like you don't care?
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
ima sing you a sacred song. on your knees pray along if you wanna last until dawn.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
stephanie has got a gun, tra la la la how fun! stephanie has got a gun, she knows what must be done!
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@_dontbelate
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' you're not as cool as you think you are. ' / ' but you're as smart as i know you are. '
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
who's swinging the hatchet now in hatchet town?
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
alright then, let's see it, huh? kick my head! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
that guy is a scumbag, alright? you could upgrade. . . to a sleazeball.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
AND THE SKELE'ON! that was really special.
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@_dontbelate
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i'm not stupid, tom. i'm a car.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
c'mon charlotte, we'll make you a drink. we can relax. . . talk. . . fuck. . .
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
stephanie has got a gun, tra la la la how fun! stephanie has got a gun, she knows what must be done!
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@_dontbelate
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who will pray for you when your body's gone?
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
oh, these are my friends! this is paul, and. . . them.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
AND THE SKELE'ON! that was really special.
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
who's swinging the hatchet now in hatchet town?
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
what if i were wrong; it's only in my head? what if people see me as someone other than who i am?
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@_dontbelate
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AND THE SKELE'ON! that was really special.
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@_dontbelate
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' you're not as cool as you think you are. ' / ' but you're as smart as i know you are. '
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
admin post incoming everytime i see another sk fan qrting one of my posts with like “OMG TGWDLM” “OMG GRACE CHASITY” it makes me giggle because literally probably half the quotes in my bot are hatchetfield
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
i'd say you got me hypnotized. you're lookin' all filthy-like. you know it's wrong , i know it's right.
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@_dontbelate
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science says you're dead and gone forever. reason says i'm talking to the air. but something in my heart, some secret hidden part, illogically insists you are there somewhere!
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
' if you make one more crack at me, i am going to. . . do something to you! ' ' oh yeah, bill? what are you gonna do? ' ' i'm gonna kick your– head! '
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
hey, boo. daddy needs a little of that dirty soup.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
// admin post // okay it has now been updated to psalm
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ima sing you a sacred song. on your knees pray along if you wanna last until dawn.
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@_dontbelate
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i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. . . who on occasion gets dirty!
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
oh boy, a spankoffski! i'm gonna have the whole set in my toy box!
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
CHARLOTTE: Oh my God, his brain fell out! TED: Well–! Put it back then! CHARLOTTE: I don't know how, I'm not a doctor! TED: Charlotte, that's not his brain, it's blue! CHARLOTTE: Well–! How do you know? You're not a doctor either!
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
saturday we installed a new bay window, and it was something right out of a dream i never had.
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
what if i were wrong; it's only in my head? what if people see me as someone other than who i am?
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
for shame. i am expecting you to be-behave. you think your thirsty cravings are brave.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
' won't you love me like you don't care? ' / ' i don't care about you! '
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@_dontbelate
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1 month
jesus christ, bill. it's the end of the world and you're gonna get your drink on with a shirley fuckin' temple?
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
// not a bot post // you guys really like ted huh
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2 months
that guy is a scumbag, alright? you could upgrade. . . to a sleazeball.
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
PETE: Hey, Steph. If things were different, would you wanna go to homecoming with me? STEPH: I'd like that, Pete. I'd really like that. '
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@_dontbelate
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oh boy, a spankoffski! i'm gonna have the whole set in my toy box!
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@_dontbelate
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i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. i'm a, i'm a, i'm a good girl. . . who on occasion gets dirty!
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@_dontbelate
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ima sing you a sacred song. on your knees pray along if you wanna last until dawn.
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@_dontbelate
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' the warmest hello to the coldest goodbye, remember? ' / ' . . . i remember. '
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
you think i'm leaving room for you? the trinity is more than two.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
don't need no one to tell me, high school will be my peak.
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@_dontbelate
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dirty, dirty girl won't you pray for me while our lovin' poisons the air?
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
the guy sure looks like plant food to me! the guy sure looks like plant food to me! the guy sure looks like plant food to me!
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
dirty, dirty girl, won't you sing for me? won't you love me like you don't care?
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
chaste grace, i'll never ever tell you to behave. i am expecting you to be-betray me.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
( downtown ) where the guys are drips. ( downtown ) where they rip your slips. ( downtown ) where relationships are no go!
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@_dontbelate
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dirty, dirty girl, won't you sing for me? won't you love me like you don't care?
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@_dontbelate
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dirty, dirty girl, won't you sing for me? won't you love me like you don't care?
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
and if i finally break the rules i will know, of my world, i'm the ruler!
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
chaste grace, i'll never ever tell you to behave. i am expecting you to be-betray me.
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
I JUST WANT SOME BREAD AND BUTT SEX TO GO WITH THIS BIG SHAFT OF MEAT I'M GONNA CHOKE DOWN!
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@_dontbelate
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no! nonononononono, charlotte. we are all from different denominations, alright? we cannot split up. i am a presbyterian, i'm not gonna die in your dirty ass methodist church, alright?
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@_dontbelate
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i say we go to the panic room and we beg for the king's help.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
oh boy, a spankoffski! i'm gonna have the whole set in my toy box!
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
i say we go to the panic room and we beg for the king's help.
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@_dontbelate
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EXCUSE ME! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE FIVE FUCKING YEARS AND I STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY GODDAMN HOT CHOCOLATE!
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@_dontbelate
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7 months
you summon us once, you summon us twice, you gamble it on the roll of the dice!
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
' you could just hit it and quit it, bro! ' / ' yeah. . . i don't want to though. '
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@_dontbelate
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' you could just hit it and quit it, bro! ' / ' yeah. . . i don't want to though. '
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
i'm only in if you're over it, a one-way ticket power trip with no room for censorship.
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
if i loved you, you would know it. if i loved you, i couldn't show it.
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
everyone has their secrets. this one's mine. i love. . . jesus!
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
it's weird, growing up in someone's shadow, 'cause when they're gone, the light shines on your life for the first time, and it does not look good.
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@_dontbelate
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i'd say you got me hypnotized. you're lookin' all filthy-like. you know it's wrong , i know it's right.
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@_dontbelate
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HIDGENS: Now, tell me Emma, what on earth does that look like to you? EMMA: God, um. . . I don't know, some kind of. . . blue. . . shit? HIDGENS: Exactly Emma! What the fuck is this shit? '
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@_dontbelate
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AUDREY II: Must be blood! SEYMOUR: Twoey, that's disgusting. AUDREY II: Must be fresh! SEYMOUR: I don't want to hear this.
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@_dontbelate
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' he's like a, um– what do you call a guy that lives in a fortress? ' / ' a king. '
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
' if i really, really did love you, you'd have to say. . . ' / ' i know. '
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@_dontbelate
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you fell out of a tree? that is the saddest fucking thing i've ever heard. oh my god.
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@_dontbelate
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6 months
uh-uh! uh-uh! y'know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? you cut off its head. where does the fish rot from? the head. take out the head, the whole thing goes down! that's why a fisherman always goes for THE HEAD!
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@_dontbelate
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' what are you doing here? ' ' i am drinking. ' ' why are you drinking? ' ' so that i may forget. ' ' forget what? ' ' forget that i am ashamed. ' ' ashamed of what? ' ' ashamed of drinking! '
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@_dontbelate
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' he's like a, um– what do you call a guy that lives in a fortress? ' / ' a king. '
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
and, y'know, when one sister's so on top of her game, it kind of demands that the other one be a total fuck–up, right?
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
// not automated // i’ve been logged out for a minute but it’s still my favorite thing whenever i log in and see a slew of starkid fans in my mentions going 😱😱😱 KICK MY HEAD ?? DIRTY GIRL ??
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@_dontbelate
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' well–! if it's a serious as all that i figured we might need a DESIGNATED DRIVER! ' / ' okay. so when the cops pull you over, you can pass their breathalyzer test before they infect you with their NASTY BLUE SHIT? come on! '
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
alright then, let's see it, huh? kick my head! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.
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@_dontbelate
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you summon us once, you summon us twice, you gamble it on the roll of the dice!
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@_dontbelate
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1 month
everyone has their secrets. this one's mine. i love. . . jesus!
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
they don’t know i’m one of them
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
suddenly seymour showed me i can learn how to be more the girl that's inside me.
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
' he's like a, um– what do you call a guy that lives in a fortress? ' / ' a king. '
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
i'm a fucking creep? listen, sweetheart. the world has changed, alright? there are no creeps. there are no heroes. there are only people who are alive, and people who are FUCKING DEAD. and bill's daughter? she's dead.
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@_dontbelate
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i am expecting you to be-behave.
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@_dontbelate
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i'm guessing that i've grown horns. i guess i'm human no more. i can tell i've rotted in your brain.
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@_dontbelate
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i'm so happy. that little red-haired girl dropped her pencil. it has teeth marks all over it. she nibbles her pencil. she's human! it hasn't been such a bad day after all.
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
there was a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN!
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@_dontbelate
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take a sip and soap your soiled mouth. you want a tour of the house? you better straighten out your crooked ways.
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
and you're gonna save her? gi bill? you're gonna run and gun your way through a bunch of singing zombie motherfuckers? wake up bill! she's already dead!
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@_dontbelate
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5 months
our lovin' is foul but it's good. you're breakin' hearts for the fun and it's bloody!
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@_dontbelate
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4 months
you don't know you the way i do.
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@_dontbelate
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3 months
CHARLOTTE: Oh my God, his brain fell out! TED: Well–! Put it back then! CHARLOTTE: I don't know how, I'm not a doctor! TED: Charlotte, that's not his brain, it's blue! CHARLOTTE: Well–! How do you know? You're not a doctor either!
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@_dontbelate
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' won't you love me like you don't care? ' / ' i don't care about you! '
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@_dontbelate
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oh boy, a spankoffski! i'm gonna have the whole set in my toy box!
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@_dontbelate
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2 months
the guy sure looks like plant food to me! the guy sure looks like plant food to me! the guy sure looks like plant food to me!
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@_dontbelate
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alright then, let's see it, huh? kick my head! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.
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