i've had to explain pear wiggler to so many people after toni reminded me what it was so here it is - this is what i'm referring to when i say The Pear Wiggler
you know how in bloodborne you gain Insight from witnessing horrors beyond your comprehension and are burdened with Knowledge and it also means you take frenzy damage more easily that's what logging in to twitter is like
i'm still not use to tankbusters being telegraphed for almost everything now back in the days of PARADISE we had to memorize or guess if something was a tankbuster because they'd be named things like STAB, or FLATTEN, and ASS DESTROYER
you know when you go to a restaurant and ask if it's 'white person spicy or actually spicy' do you think people in eorzea go to restaurants and ask if it's 'ishgardian spicy or actually spicy'
I ASKED THE LADY AT THE OUMA SQUENIX BOOTH WHAT THEY DO WITH THE CUTOUTS AT THE END OF THE WEEKEND AND SHE TOLD ME I COULDN'T TAKE ESTINIEN HOME I WAS READ LIKE A BOOK
i'm imagining SMNs bringing their carbies to the proto carbuncle and lifting them up long cat style and being like "look at your ancestor...look where you came from...now all you do is cast radiant aegis"
got both the covid vaccine booster and flu shot last night on separate arms and i feel like i can tell which arm got the covid one because this morning my arms feel like this
i know not everything needs a lore explanation but since duty finder was explained as azem's ability to summon others then what is vote dismiss like how does it work and how does disconnecting work...like oh no our homie's aether...it's thin...he's fading away...
i've had friends ask me why raiders say 'gaming' on stream so much, so here are some of my rough translations:
gaming! (reached a new prog point)
gaming? (sus mechanic resolving, but it worked)
gaming!! (first clean mech execution)
gaming (wiped to something stupid)
what i loved when everyone was doing endwalker msq at the same time was everyone wearing the sophist robes in elpis like it wasn't even required for msq but everyone was like wao...robes...for me...i'm gonna wear them ๐ฅน
imagine getting your ass beat by the warrior of light and you're on the brink of death and you're wondering why they aren't just ending it already and you ask them "why" and they look at you and say "i'm holding dps so my mit is up for the next phase"
remembering when i couldn't figure out the shower in our hotel during fanfest and i was like "wait which way do i turn it" and i think bicky said "clockwise" and i think was like "relative to?" and i think bicky said "wall relative"
ok sorry to mildly depression post on here but do you ever feel distraught and in despair then you go out and have a little treat and see some friends and it's like you can hear almost Hopeful Dynamis.mp3 the moment you're like yeah life's okay
what even was gaius going to say to lahabrea after prae what did he mean by 'we will speak later, ascian' was he just going to give him a stern talking to
no ulti boss will ever have a line that goes as hard as "I am Alexander the Assembled...look upon the perfection that will be your destruction" and the only thing that changed about him was growing wings and feet he was really feeling himself but he was so right for that