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maserati mami

@__allanism

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 months

Coworker just told me it’s his 14th anniversary and it’s not a big deal .. so now he’s cutting out 14 hearts to write 14 different reasons he’s in love with her and he already ordered 14 roses and made food reservations. He told me he’s never telling me anything again but idc ✋🏽

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maserati mami

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2 months

he’s punching air LMFAO but u gonna act right

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maserati mami

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2 months

While I agree that he shouldn’t treat it casually, he very much loves his wife. He does very sweet gestures on a regular basis so he thinks one day shouldn’t be reserved to display his love. She doesn’t lift a finger or is in need of anything. Y’all be miserable elsewhere thx

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maserati mami

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2 months

I’m a girls girl. I just know it’s something we value and she would still be disappointed regardless of all he does so I coached him and he was on it. That’s that. The end. He’s great, she’s great and from what he shares they’re in a loving and healthy rlship

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 months

@JJLKnight doing the lord’s work lmao

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maserati mami

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7 months

about a week agooo

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

ya girl bought a Tesla

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 years

y everybody keep saying kotch e hat, a lie??? what is that???? I’m so lost

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

cause I be the baddie b, barbie tingz

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

📍Bahamas

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maserati mami

@__allanism

11 months

a weh u seh, u is a nurse babes?

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 month

happy sunday ya mi fren

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

kick out yuh foot if yuh nuh man mascot 🤪

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 month

natural face + skin >

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maserati mami

@__allanism

8 months

do u ever just wanna stay in your bed and neglect your adult responsibilities? because same

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 months

@chaomicampbell Sending positivity your way! Remember, focusing on self-growth and nurturing your own relationships brings the most fulfillment. Wishing you love and light, stay blessed.

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

bahama mama

maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

woke up in Bahamas this morning, life is good

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 years

I wanna go to Burna Boy’s concert on Sunday, that is all

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maserati mami

@__allanism

10 months

any good graphic designers y’all recommend? I need a logo!

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 years

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 months

got straight As in all my courses plus made the President’s list while balancing a full time job 🥹

maserati mami

@__allanism

5 months

first day of grad school 🥹

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

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maserati mami

@__allanism

3 months

me living my best life

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 years

ok send me the link to the tik tok vid because yall niggas bugging in my mentions LOL

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maserati mami

@__allanism

6 months

can’t wait to make my own holiday traditions with my future husband and kids

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

living my best grey’s anatomy life

The Male Nurse ™️

@KelvinOssai

9 months

Quote with a picture of you wearing scrubs. Please don’t air me 😊

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maserati mami

@__allanism

3 months

ya fav trauma/er nurse

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 years

roses wrapped in money pls???

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

I’m 5lbs heavier since going on vacation but 🥲

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

hey y’all

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maserati mami

@__allanism

3 months

no female friend, if you want a friend go find one in Jesus

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@wenzotodie4

4 months

Strict girlfriend 101 :

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maserati mami

@__allanism

8 months

september dump

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maserati mami

@__allanism

6 months

I have so many stories but I take my Ls in private because nobody will be throwing anything back in my face

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6 months

when did you realize your friend secretly hated you?

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 months

I called maintenance because my machine was making a weird nose. The man came and moved my broom out the way and that was it. I’m so embarrassed but I’m just a girl

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maserati mami

@__allanism

11 months

kinda want an x6/gle as my going out luxury car & make my Tesla my everyday car

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 months

“happy birthday ya mi fren”

𝓚𝓔𝓔𝓩𝓨 🐐

@vibewitkeezy

2 months

What that one annoying song that makes you go like this ?

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

reminiscing.. vacay me right now

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

one day you young & careless, next day you thinking about generational wealth

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

this is cute and all but I’m traumatized from school lol

WhiteRumGirl

@tarabeti

1 year

Small but fiery 😍 #poui

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maserati mami

@__allanism

4 months

that’s why my life is soooo private because ppl are evil & will do anything for jokes regardless of who you are, yall stay safe tho

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maserati mami

@__allanism

11 months

worst kinda friend tbh, run don’t walk

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@lnbshr

11 months

I always find myself in friendships with women who are deeply possessive over me and treat me like their partner lmao

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maserati mami

@__allanism

5 months

first day of grad school 🥹

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

I’m tired of working

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maserati mami

@__allanism

8 months

rly thinking to jump ja carnival next year

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maserati mami

@__allanism

3 months

no sisters

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4 months

Strict girlfriend 101 :

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maserati mami

@__allanism

6 months

love, marriage & baby … in that order

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

cutest set up ever for my bday

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

kinda crazy how no matter what’s happening to you, life goes on

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 years

as a man, y is ur ego taller than u, sir?

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

woke up in Bahamas this morning, life is good

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maserati mami

@__allanism

9 months

I pity people who don’t understand that acts of kindness can be done regardless of history & that act doesn’t mean I want to mend anything .. it’s just being a good person

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 months

I’ll never tolerate disrespect from anybody much less a man’s mom. I’m strict af. If you wanna go low, we’re going to hell, bitch. PLUS I’m leaving you because we’ll clearly never have a good family dynamic once I demolish your mom. I don’t envision a miserable family life. Bye✌🏽

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2 months

this the video i’m talking about. i would have stuffed his momma in the oven and turned it on.

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maserati mami

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2 months

my nose piercing is a part of my face now fr & I can’t ever go without it

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

brb crying 🥹

maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

want!

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maserati mami

@__allanism

9 months

The more I’ve matured, the less talking I do. I just file a lawsuit and get on with my day.

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

this is why I don’t rly go back to Jamaica often because I can go to two different countries & have a proper vacation for the cost of a roundtrip plane ticket to Jamaica

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@JordanTrought

1 year

how is it cheaper to go to another country than to go to a hotel in my own country Jamaica ?

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maserati mami

@__allanism

10 months

grad school + a full time job is stress but I keep telling myself it’ll be worth it in the end

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maserati mami

@__allanism

3 months

na we need to make a tik tok story time fr lmao

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@BLJLEE

3 months

This is the craziest thing ever. I had a childhood best friend named Allanis. I haven’t seen her since i was 4 or 5. I can’t remember how she looked. BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS that i have just found TWO allanis’ and they BOTH lived in the specific community we used to play in.

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

literally spent 500+ tax for a cruise to 3 different countries and that’s cheaper than the cost of my round trip to Jamaica 🫠

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maserati mami

@__allanism

6 months

nuh want no shy shy, she haffi whore out

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maserati mami

@__allanism

6 months

gifted myself a macbook & a planner because I deserve it

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

y’all go follow meeeee 🫢

maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

I’m gonna start posting on tik tok again lol

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maserati mami

@__allanism

3 months

fry rice & bloodclaat swims

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maserati mami

@__allanism

10 months

bed view nice af + it free

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

he makes me so happy, reciprocation is top tier and I’ve never had such an amazing man ever

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 month

at a professional event and they’re asking what’s my Twitter, ofc I don’t have an account

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

didn’t realize my registration was up from June & tried to explain to the officer I’m just a girl … got a big fat ticket 😔

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 month

best. dressed. the way she stuck w the theme but did it differently than the baga baga flowers? ate. rly made me lose my breath

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1 month

Tyla #MetGala

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

if I tell u “hold on, I’ll call u back” pls carry on with ur day

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

my bf and best friend coordinated and surprised tf out of me and I’m BAWLING

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maserati mami

@__allanism

8 months

must be a will to live fr cus wa me must realistically have?

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@oku_yungx

3 years

From age 25 you should have a WILL.

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maserati mami

@__allanism

10 months

I don’t really have an opinion on who should’ve won MUJ. However, if one person was given the opportunity to answer a second time then that should’ve also been extended to the other contestants for it to be fair.

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

I’m going back to ATL 10lbs bigger, ruin my likl 6 months of gyming by coming to Jamaica and eating everything under the sun 🥲

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 years

@iRealPedro LOL It’s me fr 🤣

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 month

I wanna be laying skin to skin all day but apparently I have adult responsibilities

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maserati mami

@__allanism

3 months

wanting validation from strangers is crazy, y’all need help

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maserati mami

@__allanism

10 months

my biggest fear is wanting to have one baby and then end up being pregnant with multiple, I would actually lose my mind

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maserati mami

@__allanism

9 months

he’s gonna be my husband

nyny.

@imjustnyaa

9 months

my first bd gone be my only bd

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maserati mami

@__allanism

5 months

a man “always coming back to u” isn’t a flex babe, he’s just comfortable wasting your time and thinks you’re stupid enough to let him 😘

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maserati mami

@__allanism

11 months

sometimes it be your own family & that’s why boundaries are important

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maserati mami

@__allanism

10 months

got one, thank you

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

did my nails my self last week lol, ling ling na see me again 😮‍💨

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 month

weh my pan chicken ago wrap inna now fr when she done the whole a the foil paper? 😭

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@eentertainment

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GOLDEN @serenawilliams 👑 #LiveFromE #MetGala #MetGala2024 @TheMarkHotelNY

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

growth involves losing friends and I’m completely ok with that

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maserati mami

@__allanism

6 months

marriage seems so much like a business transaction these days

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

u could meet in an accident today and get srsly hurt, but still have obligations and life continues .. I don’t like that

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

BRING BACK CIRCLES

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maserati mami

@__allanism

6 months

major lazer in Jamaica is pure nostalgia

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maserati mami

@__allanism

2 months

u kno who need fi go down? android users

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

bad bitches don’t hate

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maserati mami

@__allanism

4 months

that “stop reaching out to people and watch y’all never speak again” is so fr

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maserati mami

@__allanism

10 months

People are humans and make mistakes but the same standard that Miss Universe follows, should be followed by Jamaica. You can’t permit/overlook something that is not permissible on the international scene.

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maserati mami

@__allanism

1 year

going back to the cold weather a stress me out 🥲

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

things are falling into place & I have so much to be grateful for

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maserati mami

@__allanism

11 months

you know what, even if you have a problem with your significant other and something they do .. why not address it with them privately? what are you solving by taking it to social media?

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maserati mami

@__allanism

7 months

idk whether to comment on the quality of the tattoo or the fact that there’s a politician tattooed