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@__MrBlu__

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ducks in a row not financial advice. just jokes, people

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@__MrBlu__
MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
7 months
@JoshLekach 12:15 CHECK IF WIFE IS ASLEEP 12:17 SNEAK OUT TO GAY CLUB
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
MY WIFE IS EXPECTING TO DELIVER OUR FIRST CHILD ON AUGUST 28TH WHICH IS THE FIRST DAY OF $LINK SMARTCON. I AM SAD THAT I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND. BUT I AM STILL EXCITED. ANYWAY I HAVE RENTED HER A ROOM AT RED ROOF INN AND WILL LEAVE HER SOME TOWELS AND WATER. $LINK $100 EOM
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
T-SYSTEMS IS $LINK NODE OPERATOR, MICROSOFT NOT WAITING FOR ETH 2.0, DIGITAL IDENTITY, ORACLE, DINWIDDIE, NBA, IT IS ALL TRUE. ALL THE BREADCRUMBS ARE TRUE. ON THIS DAY TODAY, FUD IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. $LINK FOREVER
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
MEME ALL YOU WANT. SHILL ALL YOU WANT. THE JURASSIC PERIOD OF BLOCKCHAIN IS COMING TO AN END. $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
2 years
$LINK NOT DOING GREAT BUT PEOPLE DONT KNOW TRUE STRUGGLE. 3 JOBS. WEEKEND SIDE JOB. BILLS PILING UP. 1 MEAL A DAY SO UR CHILD CAN HAVE 3 MEALS A DAY. WORKING 18 HOURS ON UR B-DAY SO YOU CAN GET YOUR CHILD A NEW PAIR OF PAJAMAS, WHATEVER MY MOM HAS TO DO TO GET ME THROUGH THIS PA
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
WTFWT $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
PULLED OVER BY COPS TODAY FOR SPEEDING. I REFUSED TO SHOW MY LICENSE AND INSTEAD SHOWED THEM MY $LINK STACK ON ETHERSCAN. I NEVER FELT MORE COMFY EVEN AS I LAYED ON THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY WHILE TWO OFFICERS PUMMELED MY KIDNEYS WITH BATONS
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
$LINK $9 TONIGHT AND I FLY TO DENMARK TO MEET MY FIANCE I MET ONLINE 3 YEARS AGO. SHE ALWAYS CAN'T MEET UP EVERYTIME I FLY THERE BECAUSE OF STOMACH PROBLEMS.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
I AM HEATED TONIGHT. MY GIRL IS ON MY BACK. SAYING THINGS LIKE "ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS $LINK AND YOUR MARINES. YOU NEVER TALK TO ME. YOU NEVER LISTEN ANYMORE. YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION EVER." I SAID "LISTEN HERE!" AND THEN I REALIZED SHE SAID THIS 3 DAYS AGO AND HAS SINCE LEFT.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$LINK IS SO POWERFUL I GET LIKES JUST FOR USING THE CASHTAG. NO ONE READS MY SHIT. MY MOM HAS A PHAT ASS $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
WTFWT???!!! OH JUST 10X NETWORK EFFECTS AND LOWER TRANSACTION FEES. WE ARE NOW MARINES LIVING IN A POST-OCR WORLD. $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
2 years
HAPPY 1K INTEGRATIONS @CHAINLINK $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IN THE END IT REALLY DIDN'T MATTER
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IT'S COMING I SMELL IT $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
NOW $BTC RUNS? NOW?!!! WHEN $LINK IS BREAKING OUT, EXPECT BTC TO SURGE 30% MINIMUM. THIS ISN'T A THEORY ANYMORE. LINK SUPPRESSION IS REAL AND IT HAPPENS EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. THE WHOLE SPACE AND MARKET MOVEMENT IS CENTERED AROUND CHAINLINK. ACCEPT IT. OR STAY POOR. BITCH ASS
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IN TERMS OF ORACLES, $LINK WAS VOTED #1 IN THE "INDUSTRY STANDARD" CATEGORY FOR 2021. THAT'S 4 YEARS IN A ROW, CONGRATULATIONS @chainlink AND TEAM. IN THE CATEGORY OF "T-SHIRT GIVEAWAYS" $LINK CAME IN LAST
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
HOW I CAN GET MONEY BACK FROM INVESTMENT??? I PUT 20K INTO UNISWAP & NOW HAVE 5 BUCKS. MY WIFE IS MAD. WE HAVE NO INTIMATE TIMES, NOT EVEN HAND BC SHE IS IN PREGNANT CONDITION. IT IS NOW 13 MONTHS AND I THINK MAYBE THIS IS LIES AND WEIGHT PROBLEM ACTUALLY. WHAT TO DO? $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
JUST GOT OFF PHONE WITH MOTHER. SHE SAID $LINK PRICE ACTION IS MIRRORING $ETH. SHE EXPECTS $300 BY JULY AND 1KEOY. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE BUT SHE IS MY MOTHER. I TEND TO BELIEVE HER. SHE STOPPED DRINKING WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT FOR ME DURING MONTH 4. ALSO SAID GOUT HURTS.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$LINK UNDER $32 FROM 24 HOURS AGO. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I WILL NOW TAKE THE FLOOR AND FILIBUSTER THIS PRICE ACTION UNTIL $LINK IS ABOVE $32 AGAIN LET ME BEGIN...
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IF YOU JUST GOT LIQUIDATED, DON'T WORRY THERE WERE ABSOLUTELY NO MISTAKES IF THE PROTOCOL IS POWERED BY $LINK. YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY DEFINITIVELY FUNDAMENTALLY JUST REKT.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
I AM 58 YEARS YOUNG. I HAVE 300K IN STUDENT LOANS. CHILD SUPPORT. NO JOB. I AM DISABLED, I THINK. 70K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT. I HAVE 225$ IN $LINK. WILL I MAKE IT BY TUESDAY?
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE AND IT'S FINALLY OVER REMEMBER $LINK WASN'T ABOUT THE MONEY. IT WAS ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIPS. HOW COOL AND FUN IS IT GOING TO BE TO SEE ALL OF US WORKING AT THE SAME MCDONALDS HUH?
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
EVERYONE POST THIS RIGHT NOW FOR POWER FOR $30 $LINK OR IT'S OVER
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
YOUTUBE IS GOING CRAZY FOR $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
1 TRILLION MC. CONGRATS TO ALL OF US. REALLY. EVEN THE SHITCOINERS. WE'VE REACHED A HISTORICAL MOMENT TODAY. AND THANK YOU DOUBLE VERY MUCH FOR THAT 1 TRILLION THAT WILL EVENTUALLY BE PUMPED INTO $LINK.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
Shitposting aside, coming off this monumental run...a standing ovation for the powerhouse OGs like @ChainLinkGod @Crypto___Oracle for debunking Zeus fud directly on the ZC page. $Link will do fine without it, but fuck did they fight for the community.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
> TWEETS ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS > TWEETS ABOUT STAKING TWICE IN ONE DAY IT'S ALL TRUE $LINK
@SergeyNazarov
Sergey Nazarov
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Implicit staking and explicit staking are both powerful cryptoeconomic forces. While Implicit staking creates guarantees about adherence to a protocol generally, explicit staking creates specific guarantees about fulfilling individual contract requests.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
GUYS WE ARE AT $13.50 $LINK. IT WILL MAKE A MOVE TO 20$ SOON AS SHOWN IN MY ANALYSIS CHART FROM THIS MORNING. I NEED IT BY THIS FRIDAY AS EVERYONE AT WORK IS NOTICING I AM LATE. IT IS EMBARRASSING BECAUSE I AM THE BOSS. I KNOW THEY ALL CALL ME BITCH DICK WHEN I AM NOT THERE $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
$link slight dip to $18.70 and all the fudders celebrating like the Berlin Wall just came down. You had 3 years also $100 EOM.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
GUYS I CALLED THE COMPUTER COMPANYS THAT CHAILINK SAYS THEY ARE FRIENDS WITH. THEY DONT KNOW $LINK. I CALL CRYER TOWN. THEY SAID WHAT THE FRICK NO!. I CALL GOGGLE. BERNARD GOGGLE SAID THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS EVER. CHAINLINK HAS NO FRIENDS AND THEY LIE ABOUT ALL THE FRIENDS THEY HAVE
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
2 years
IN THE END, THE $LINK MARINES WILL BE RIGHT AND ALL OF CT WILL STAND BEFORE THE MASSIVE CANDLE THAT BRINGS US ALL TO THE CITADEL AS WAS FORETOLD YEARS AGO. AND WE WILL BE RIGHT. UNFORTUNATELY, ALONG THE WAY THE RAMBOS WERE RIGHT ABOUT 162 TIMES. BUT ONE DAY WE WILL BE RIGHT.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
8 months
@AriJuels THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. CHECK YOUR DMS, I SENT YOU MY NETFLIX PASSWORD.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
WALKED INTO THE LOCKERS THIS MORNING. TEAM SLAPPING MY ASS. SOME PINCHED IT. THEY KNOW I HOLD $LINK. MY AURA IS THAT OF A WINNER. I GET MY UNFORM ON, WHICH I PRESSED LAST NIGHT. LACE UP MY SHOES. I AM COMFY. WE ALL SAY A PRAYER. TIME TO SELL SOME SNEAKERS. I WORK AT FOOT LOCKER
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
OMG OMG OMFG @stoolpresidente just put 10% into FUCKING CHAINLINK $LINK. @winklevoss @tylerwinklevoss LITERALLY LINKPILLING HIM WTF IS MY LIFE I THOUGHT I WAS JUST AN ALCOHOLIC GamBLER AND ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AS BE SPEAK $LINK 100$ T- 30 MINUTES
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH POSITIVE THOUGHT ONLY EMERGES WHEN WE'RE NEARING ATHS NOW IS THE TIME FOR POSITIVE THOUGHT, NOT AT $53. $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
STARTING THE MORNING IN ZEN BEFORE MY SHIFT AT BOB EVANS. SOME NICE JAVA AND ALWAYS READ MY SIGNED SERGEY HEADSHOT. $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
Can't even fit the team on a page anymore $link
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$LINK KEEPS BUILDING AND I STOPPED LOOKING AT PRICE. THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN STARING AT CHARTS LIKE CATCHING THE SMILE OF A STRANGER AS YOU SQUEEGEE THEIR WINDSHIELD
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
7 months
BANKLESS $LINK MARINE EPISODE HASN'T EVEN AIRED AND THEY ALREADY RELEASED A SNEAK PEAK OF THE NEXT EPISODE FEATURING @SamuelAlpha77 BE SURE TO DM HIM FOR RELEASE DATE
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
2 years
PUNKS FOLLOWING #MFERS , APES FOLLOWING MFERS, MFERS FOLLOWING EVERY MFER. THE VIBE IS REAL. THE MFERDOM IS REAL. LETS FUCKING CC G0000
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
I NEED HELP MARINES WIFE IS PREGNANTS AND WE NEED TO BUY BABY STUFF LIKE DIAPERS AND SANDWICHES FOR HIM TO EAT. EXPENSIVE!! I CANT SELL $LINK TO GET ALL THIS STUFF DO I JUST LET HER BOYFRIEND TAKE CARE OF THIS AND RAISE BABY UNTIL $LINK 1K AND THEN COME BACK LIKE NOTHING HAPPEN?
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
THANKS TO @ChainLinkGod FOR DROPPING V1.0.0 NEWS AND DONT FORGET THIS GUY IS ON THE COVER OF FORBES AND HES STILL LIKING SHITPOSTS AND STUFF
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
2 years
@chainlink WE SAY WEN STAKING. NOT WHAT STAKING. PLS. SIRS PLS.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
MY FIANCE LEFT ME FOR HER EX BOYFRIEND CHEF 10 YEARS AGO. THEY OPENED A RESTAURANT AND THEY GOT 2 MICHELIN STARS. I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE IT WITH $LINK. I'M GOING TO CLOSE THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN FOR A PRIVATE EVENT. PAID UPFRONT. THEN WHEN I GET THERE IM GOING TO BEG FOR HER BACK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
I JUST WANTED TO SAY #SMARTCON SUMMIT #1 HAS BLOWN LAST YEAR OUT OF THE WATER. WE STILL HAVE HALF A DAY AND ANOTHER FULL DAY TOMORROW. UNREAL. THANKS @andyboyan @rorypiant AND ENTIRE TEAM. WHAT AN EVENT. $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK $35 $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
Dip: Bought State: Comfy Didn't: Read Not: Selling Sergey: Satoshi EOY: $1,000 It's that simple you silly little bitch. $link
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
MY MIND IS UNSTOPPABLE. I OWN $LINK. I OVERCAME CRIPPLING ASPERGERS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST PICK UP ARTISTS OF MY HOMETOWN, 80+ WOMEN WHICH IS 15% OF THE POPULATION. I KNOW THE GAME FRONT AND BACK. I HAVE 3 FAMILIES IN 2 DIFFERENT TOWNS. I HAVE A NISSAN. MY SECRET IS POSITIVITY
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
@lexfridman @lexfridman , loyal listener here. Please have @SergeyNazarov on the podcast. He'll blow your mind with where smart contracts are headed and the work @chainlink has been doing along with Town Crier/Deco. No one more knowledgeable.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
MY DAD IS TIRED FROM WORK ALL THE TIME $LINK WILL GIVE HIM THE RETIREMENT. I SAW HIM SLEEPING AGAIN AND I QUIETLY KISSED HIM ON HIS FOREHEAD AND SAID DONT WORRY DAD WE R GONNA MAKE IT. HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE GARAGE IN THE CAR AGAIN AND DIDN'T EVEN TURN IT OFF. LOL SLEEPY HEAD
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
2 years
$LINK PA MAKING ME WONDER IF A HARDWARE WALLET WAS EVEN WORTH IT
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
DID I SELL MY $LINK LIKE ALL YOU WEAK HANDS? NO. AMI STILL HOLDING $LINK? NO. DID I SELL $LINK? ABSOLUTELY.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
2 years
I THINK WE NEED TO PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES AND ACTUALLY REALLY BUCKLE DOWN AND START BUILDING WEB3 INSTEAD OF ARGUING ABOUT THE PAST MISTAKES OF OTHERS. WE HAVE MORE IN THIS SPACE THAT BRINGS US TOGETHER THAN TEARS US APART. LET'S BUILD. NO WOMEN THOUGH.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
WTFWT!?!?!?! $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
NO FAP UNTIL $LINK 100$ FRENS. LET'S DO THIS OK;LG MIND OVER MATTER FOR SERGEY GUYS.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IT'S REAL THIS TIME WTFWT?! $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
ROGER THAT $LINK
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@SergeyNazarov
Sergey Nazarov
3 years
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." ~ Socrates is something I have long believed. Information technology/internet/Web 2.0 has been attempting this goal for decades; the combination of private keys, smart contracts and oracles will be the final iteration.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
AT $11 $LINK WILL HAVE A MASSIVE CORRECTION TO $15. THIS PARABOLA IS ALL A CORRECTION
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
SCRAPE WHAT U CAN FOR MORE $LINK. I COLLECT BOTTLES AND CANS. I SOLD STUFF I DONT NEED LIKE MY MOMS BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS. I CHECKED UNDER THE COUCH AND FOUND 8$ IN COINS. THAT'S LIKE 0.35 $LINK. ALSO FOUND MY OLD CAT GARY FROM TWO YEARS AGO.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
ONE DAY $LINK WILL BREAK RESISTANCE AND MEGA CHAD CANDLE LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN. IT WILL NOT STOP. IT WILL NOT RETRACE. IT WILL KEEP GOING. BLIND WILL THE NOLINKERS BECOME. A TURD PEAKS OUT OF UR ANUS IN FEAR. SERGEY SMILES WITH HIS THUMB IN THE AIR. RIGHT AFTER YOU SELL.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
OK I'VE SEEN BETTER MORALE ON SQUID GAME MEANS ALL MOST TIME FOR $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
2 years
I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO HAVE IT BE POSSIBLE TO TIME TRAVEL 8-10 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE AND FINALLY SEE $LINK HIT 0 DOLLARS
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
YOU THINK CAPS LOCK IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME $LINK CAPS LOCK CREW UNIIIIIIIITE YOU PUSSIES CAN CAPITULATE ALL YOU WANT IM OVER HERE CAPSITULATING
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IN THIS THREAD, EVERYONE THANK @jwolpert FOR HIS TIME AND $LINK #SMARTCON PRESENTATION AND HIS WILLINGNESS TO ENGAGE WITH THE COMMUNITY. T FOR THANK YOU JOHN T.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
NOW BEGINS THE V RECOVERY YOU FUCKING LOSERS $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
A MOMENT OF SOLIDARITY FOR THOSE THAT HAVE TO UPDATE AFTER $LINK #SMARTCON SUMMIT #1 S FOR SOLIDARITY
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
I know this will be gushy. But props to the $link OGs that also helped educate me & everyone: @ChainLinkGod @Crypto___Oracle @LinkFinland @nullpackets @Don_ChainLink @kekspawn @cherry_hotwife @DastardlyDaniel @HodlJamie @ScruFFuR And everyone else. you know who.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
WTFWT!?!? OH GRAYSCALE AS WE ALL KNEW $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE TECH I'M IN IT FOR THE FREE FUCKING SHIRTS $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
ASIA COULD DUMP ON US AND I WOULDNT GIVE A FUCK. MY BAGS WILL JUST GET HEAVIER AND I WILL CAPS LOCK AND HOLD SO HARD UNTIL THE LITTLE TUBE THING IN MY SACK THAT CARRIES COOM UP MY WEINER EXPLODES AND EVEN THEN IM NOT FUCKING SELLING $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
8 months
WHAT IN THE FUCK
@chainlink
Chainlink
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@SamuelAlpha77 Is the meme contest still on?
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
SERGEY IS NEXT $LINK #SmartCon NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, JUST REMEMBER... TOKEN NOT NEEDED
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@__MrBlu__
MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$LINK ARBITRUM LAUNCH PARTY HAPPENING NOOOOOWWWWW ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
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@arbitrum
Arbitrum (💙,🧡)
3 years
🔎 Arbiscan is now live! Check it out at Special thanks to the incredible @etherscan team!
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
13$ $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$BTC was at 37K when Tesla bought. 53K now. Think about that. Now compare this to the insane corrections in 2017. $LINK closing above $30 today is a fucking dream come true. It's February. I'm still eating Christmas candy. You remember Christmas, right? When $LINK was $9.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
You know what this flash dip didn't do? Change the minds of Swift, Google, Oracle or WEF. $link
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
DOGE FINALLY GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. IF $LINK ISN'T $46 BY EOD I DON'T POST AGAIN UNTIL $100. @TheShipIsMoving WILL BE BACK SOON ENOUGH AND I'LL HAPPILY TAKE THE TORCH FROM THERE. IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING. IN NO REALM IS $LINK AT #12 OKAY EVEN REMOTELY REASONABLE.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
I AINT EVER FUCKING LEAVINIIIIINNNGNNGNGNG $LINK $40 WTFWTTTTT
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
MORNING AFTER $LINK ATH THREAD. HOW WE FEELING FELLARS?
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
$LINK FRENS I AM EMBARKING ON A BASED JOURNEY. I AM FAST APPROACHING 700 FOLLOWERS. NOT ASKING 4 FOLLOWS, THEY MUST BE ORGANIC. WHEN I REACH 777 FOLLOWERS I NEED U TO COMMENT IF I DON'T FOLLOW YOU. I WILL THEN FOLLOW TO 777 AND PRIVATE MY ACCT FOR PERFECT 777/777 UNTIL $100 $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
ELON MUSK, FAN OF DEFI $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$LINK VIOLENT MOON COMING. COME ON BITCHES I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHERE THE ENERGY IS AT BITCH. WHERE IS THE ROAR IS AT BITCH. EVERYONE PUT SPACE JAM THEME SONG ON NOW FOR $LINK MOON MISSION BITCH > WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM > T-SHIRT CANNON FILLED WITH POO > WHEELCHAIR GUY FRONT ROW
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
NEW ATH $LINK $34.75 I SMELL TOAST AND MY FACE IS NUMB
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IF $LINK ISN'T $25+ IN THE NEXT 6 HOURS, I WILL MAKE A CAST OF @Hushhhbruh 'S DICK AND INSERT IT FOR A FULL WORK WEEK. I DRIVE A BUS SO I SIT 10 HOURS A DAY.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
QUICK STORY. I GREW UP POOR. A LONG TIME AGO MY DAD HAD STOCK IN A LITTLE COMPANY. WE NEEDED FOOD, RENT, AND CLOTHES. THE MARKET DIPPED AND HE LOST 35%. HE SOLD. WE WERE STILL POOR. THE COMPANY? AMAZON. HE REGRETS IT EVERYDAY. WE COULD HAVE BEEN RICH. ANYWAY $LINK IS DEAD.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$125 $LINK BY FEB 1 OR I MAKE A TREE FORT OUT OF MY FECES W/ NO WINDOWS. ALL FURNITURE IS MADE OF FECES. MAKE FECES PIZZA TOPPED WITH POO 4 DINNER. I READ A BOOK. GUESS WHAT ITS MADE OF FECES, THE WRITING IS IN POO BUT I CANT READ IT CUZ ITS THE SAME COLOR BUT IT ONLY SAYS POO
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
BEFORE I GO... FUCK YOU DOGE. SEE YOU AT $100 $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
DOGE FINALLY GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. IF $LINK ISN'T $46 BY EOD I DON'T POST AGAIN UNTIL $100. @TheShipIsMoving WILL BE BACK SOON ENOUGH AND I'LL HAPPILY TAKE THE TORCH FROM THERE. IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING. IN NO REALM IS $LINK AT #12 OKAY EVEN REMOTELY REASONABLE.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
I'VE NEVER GIVEN U A DAY OF REALISM OR POSITIVITY ABOUT $LINK AND I NEVER WILL. REGARDLESS OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WHICH IS PA. I HEARD ABOUT IT, DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES. I BELIEVE WHAT CLG SAYS AND MEMES IBELIEVE IN CHAINLINK MOST DAYS BUT IT NEEDS MORE HOT CHICKS AND SHIT
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
LOOK AT HOW LONG THE $LINK COMMUNITY HAS BEEN DISSECTING THE FIRST WHITEPAPER AND ALL $LINK CRUMBS AND TALKS. NOW THEY'VE DROPPED 2.0 WHEN NOLINKERS GIVE UP THE TEAM DUMPING NARRATIVE AND CATCH UP TO WHAT'S BEING BUILT, THERE WILL BE NO TOKENS LEFT TO BUY. POETIC, REALLY.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
$link $10 again. Let's see $5. This space isn't buying it anyway because they still think it's a price feed. The immense joy and pleasure it would bring me seeing them miss out on $link again, I'd coom myself into a state of dementia that would be studied by doctors for decades.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT $LINK WITHOUT ANSWERING THE QUESTION ABOUT $LINK
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
$LINK ARBITRUM ONE
@chainlink
Chainlink
3 years
Chainlink is now live on @Arbitrum One, providing hundreds of smart contract applications direct access to #Chainlink 's decentralized services, starting with high speed, low-cost Price Feeds and expanding to more off-chain computations.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
THE REAL EXCITEMENT HERE IS THAT THE $LINK NETWORK CAN KEEP UP WITH THIS INSANITY WHILE CEXS ARE DOWN
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
SOMEONE DO THE MATH FOR ME. 4-5 INTEGRATIONS AVERAGE MON-FRIDAY. WHEN $LINK 1000 INTEGRATIONS?
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
1/ WITH $LINK SMARTCON EXACTLY ONE WEEK AWAY, WE NEED TO SET SOME GROUND RULES FOR COMMUNITY BEHAVIOR NOT POINTING ANY FINGERS DAVID. BUT FOR REAL FOR SERGEY GUYS
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
IF $LINK IS NOT $42 BY EOD I DELETE ACCT UNTIL TRIPLE DIGITS
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
3 years
THE POINT IS TO MAKE YOU FORGET THAT $LINK IS A TOP 3 PROJECT. THEN IT'S TOO LATE.
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MR. BLU (CATEGORICAL MORON ARC)
4 years
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