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Brett Anderson

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Dad to Brody and Avery also Husband to @MorganAnd32 . Avid supporter of my dad and @Vol_Baseball …I throw baseballs from time to time.

Dallas, Tx
Joined December 2009
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3 years
This is my favorite thing to happen on this app in a long time
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3 years
Crazy to think that I could never get anyone out ever again and still feel better about my career than Trevor Bauer’s
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4 years
Alex Cintron with the ultimate soft move
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WE STAN RAMON LAUREANO
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If the pitches I threw today were my last as a Brewer I will feel sad but also grateful because this organization is top notch and free agents should feel lucky to sign here
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8 years
What kind of fucked up locker rooms has Donald Trump been in...
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4 years
There are bad tattoos and then there are not fully celebrating a walkoff to go to the World Series tattoos...
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7 years
It wasn't very pretty by any means but happy to get my first "W" as a Cub.
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4 years
Next year if whatever team I’m on scores first I’m declaring victory
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4 years
Players getting interviewed on the field during playoff games is lunacy
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4 years
Alex Rodriguez calling Urshela the best defensive 3rd baseman in the American League is a fireable offense
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The baseball world as a whole doesn’t agree on a lot but Curt Schilling being a giant piece of shit is a good starting point
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4 years
Astros losing
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7 years
Some days you win, some days you lose, and some days the offense picks your sorry ass up!
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6 years
Kendrick Lamar could've come out and sat crisscross applesauce then said literally nothing and it would've been better than watch the team bands
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3 years
Ohtani once hit one off my left asscheek at 114 mph on the fly…didn’t feel great
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8 years
I'll still never be able to forgive Ken Griffey Jr. for robbing the homer in Little Big League.
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3 years
Corbin Burnes setting records in a game that’s been around for 118 years is impressive to say the least...fun to witness.
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7 years
As bad as I pitched, this is by far the best team atmosphere I've been apart of...not even close.
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7 years
2 small victories today...1) I'm still decent enough to make the ESPN bottom line 2) I didn't alienate a group of people from the military
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8 years
Yoenis Cespedes' car guy right now
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8 years
Through 2 up and down years I'd personally like to thank the @Dodgers and the fans. I'll never forget them.
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5 years
Big Boi and Adam Levine really sending mixed messages on the climate inside the dome
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3 years
Fully vaccinated...screw you COVID
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7 years
Keuchel switching arms before the World Series is an interesting strategy
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7 years
@ARizzo44 as a lead off hitter thus far
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8 years
Awful nice of Beyonce and her crew to aerate the grass with their heels during halftime .
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8 years
It's 9:50 and Adrian is still safe.
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9 years
Well, people can take that Kershaw narrative and shove it.
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5 years
He tell you about his new hat on the float?
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Zuk was behind the plate for my MLB debut in 2012...and now we’re sharing a float in the WORLD SERIES PARADE! 🤙🏻
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9 years
That's the MVP just doing MVP things.
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9 years
Also, Kershaw is still the best pitcher in world.
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5 years
Good to know
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5 years
Brett Anderson will start the A’s second exhibition game in Japan.
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4 years
A day later and this is still a comically garbage take
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“To go public with it and call them out and start all of this, it’s hard to swallow.” - @jessmendoza on former Astros pitcher Mike Fiers revealing the Astros sign-stealing scheme.
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9 years
Now I'm feeling pretty good about Daniel Murphy being 2 of the 9 outs I got...
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8 years
Hey @ClaytonKersh22 the entire rotation is going to use your glove as a sign of solidarity.
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9 years
Here's to being back in Dodger Blue for at least another year.
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7 years
What's harder...hitting a baseball or finding an orphan in Antarctica?
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8 years
Only @vine necessary
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3 years
Holy shit that was awesome
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7 years
Ted Cruz waking up
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8 years
Kyle Hendricks looks like he'd celebrate a World Series win with a glass of 2% milk, Oreos, and a book.
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6 years
Now I don’t feel as bad about walking Ichiro last night
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9 years
. @yungjoc650 is number 1 in my book.
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8 years
Real classy cubs fans throwing beer in the Dodgers family section. Stay classy fucking idiots.
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2 years
Cool…now do the normal human tweet without mentioning Jeter
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Joel Sherman
2 years
Jeremy Giambi played parts of six years with the Royals, A’s, Phillies and Red Sox. He is probably best known for being tagged out on Derek Jeter’s flip play during G3 of the 2001 DS. He was just 47 years old at the time of his passing.
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4 years
It doesn’t matter how...all that matters is getting in
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7 years
Well that was fun
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8 years
Couldn't ask for a better teammate or person in general than @AJEllis17 . I'm genuinely happy to have had the opportunity to play with him.
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7 years
The baseballs are the same, my ass
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4 years
It begins and ends right here
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4 years
NEWS: Major League Baseball and the MLBPA are focusing on a plan backed by federal health officials that could have players in training camps by May and games soon thereafter. Details at ESPN on how MLB may return -- and the difficulty in doing so:
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Jose Fernandez personified joy and enthusiasm. Such a tragic loss.
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9 years
So this is what pitching a full season feels like.
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7 years
Apparently I need to go to Korea and work on my hitting cause Eric Thames is the best hitter in the world right now
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3 years
Brew Crew made it to the @Bucks game
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9 years
Champagne burns so good when you win the division!
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4 years
At this pace baseball will start again before the NFL draft is over
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4 years
In hindsight Greinke actually showed up too early
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7 years
Pretty simple really, I'm embarrassed...get healthy and pitch better otherwise I don't need to be here, simple as that.
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9 years
Adrian Gonzalez is really good at hitting baseballs.
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4 years
Hey I did it
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Brett Anderson, Filthy Breaking Balls. 😷
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7 years
Fun fact, morning after being a Teletubby for my rookie dress up I woke up with the head on backwards and temporarily thought I was blind.
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4 years
Interesting strategy of making the best most marketable players potentially look like the bad guys
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4 years
The Astros punishment should’ve been Chaka Khan singing the anthem for all of their home games
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5 years
Witnessing this Fiers no-hitter was exponentially cooler than the 1st
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6 years
Emergency alert person in Hawaii
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9 years
Idk what ended up being worse today my pitching or my bracket.
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4 years
To whom it may concern Greinke isn’t telling the hitter what’s coming. The End
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8 years
Hey @RealJoshReddick you should ask to still be #22 .
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7 years
A loss is never ideal but for my first start back against one of the best in the game, ill take it.
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9 years
When you can't decide what is better...the fact someone has a 1.30 era or their hair is immaculate in 90+% humidity.
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6 years
Gronk’s concussion protocol is name 2 farm animals and count to 10
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3 years
Mehhh…hard pass
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4 years
Early work Gatorade dumping for Urias tomorrow
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7 years
It's that easy huh @jonjayU
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3 years
People forget Antonio Brown is a giant piece of shit
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3 years
Aaron Ashby is going to be a phenomenal pitcher in this league…this first start is just blip on the radar
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9 years
Nobody said it would be easy.
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5 years
Not the ideal finish but couldn’t be more proud to be a part of this team. Thanks to everyone involved with the @Athletics this year. Most fun I’ve had with a group in my career.
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9 years
Solid comeback win. Also I made it to the All-Star break healthy, slap hands.
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7 years
They should fake interview Torreyes in the dugout about what he was doing right there
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9 years
Joc, Joc, Joc.
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9 years
Unfortunate that it came to an end but Greinke's streak deserves a post game standing ovation. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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7 years
My offensive performance was better than pitching today. Might be the first and last time ever.
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5 years
Greinke getting screwed on a 2-1 pitch to Soto might change outcome of the World Series
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3 years
Couldn’t be happier to be a small part of this phenomenal @Brewers team!! Champagne burning in the eyes never gets old.
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4 years
The 2020 MLB draft is tomorrow. I’d like to preemptively welcome all the new players...everything is going swimmingly in the sport
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5 years
Big time players show up when it matters most...biggest knock of the year from @mattchap6
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8 years
Need confirmation Bill Murray is still alive
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8 years
I didn't teach Kenta Maeda anything he knows about hitting.
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7 years
The 2005 recording of Mariah Carey's "We belong together" killed it.
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7 years
Bummed it didn't workout but it wasn't from lack of effort I can tell you that. Here's to getting better and being better.
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9 years
If Chris Archer wasn't so good at throwing sliders, he'd instantly be one of the best baseball commentators.
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7 years
I think Angel Hernandez flips a coin on balls and strikes
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3 years
Thinking of Chris Bassitt…He’s firmly at the top of the depth chart of people in this game. Wishing nothing but the best for him.
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8 years
Steve Bartman needs to go streaking down Waveland Ave in just his headphones tonight.
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9 years
Some days you just have to tip your cap...congrats Mike Fiers.
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9 years
. @yungjoc650 showing off his stupid pop.
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5 years
Fuck these people
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3 years
This is now applicable to today
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If the pitches I threw today were my last as a Brewer I will feel sad but also grateful because this organization is top notch and free agents should feel lucky to sign here
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