@ZombieDawgs I got a rejection in less than 15 mins once, I was very impressed

@rustyspannerz I think my record is an hour and a half. I appreciate them replying, but also they didn't even let it marinate at all just absolute "nah fuck this guy"

@ZombieDawgs I applied for a company, in 9 MINUTES got a rejection. “After careful consideration”. All I could do was laugh. I think they hold the Speedrun for rejecting an artist 😂

@HelenThroup Should've sent one back immediately and started rejection ping pong

@ZombieDawgs At least you are funny tho hey <3

@Geeeeeeee interesting strategy, let's see if it'll work

@ZombieDawgs I know the responses are all copy paste but be nice if they had a wider range of responses to avoid moments like that.

@ZombieDawgs Worst so far for me was "we've been referred to you by multiple people and everyone is very interested in you, but we unfortunately won't be proceeding to interview because we've just got a new London office we would like people in and you are looking for remote opportunities."