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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

10 years

How fat bitches take pictures http://t.co/jzykzhZiuA

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Me: no more shots man I'm fucked up Me to me: didn't know you was a bitch

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7 years

If she steals your hoodies, you just gotta steal her leggings. Cut em up and use em as a shooter sleeve at the hoop session

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Clayton Bigsby

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Playin a nigga with AIDS with no shirt on was a bold move back then

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6 years

I wana love my job as much as this nigga loves his

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@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Your friend yells "HELP" and you turn around and see this. What's your next move?

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9 years

He's back lol http://t.co/gTVFXi82je

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Beer. "It's an acquired taste" So you know it's trash and you just drank it til you brainwashed yourself into thinkin otherwise. I'll pass

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@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

And again I am in tears lmao

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@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

@Mreverything_22

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7 years

Macaroni salad. Potato salad. Cole slaw. The Triplets of Trash. Mayonnaise based, slimy, and disgusting. Only disturbed mufuckas eat this

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Tristan gotta learn to only fuck with chicks who got just as much to lose as him. That's why LeBron and Beyonce only cheat with each other

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

8 years

Future smashin somebody's wife and yall love it. But mad at Ciara for having a child with her husband. Earth wild

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7 years

Hennessy. Let's get this out the way early. Gross. Bitter. Overpriced. Smells like it can heal small wounds. Fuckin horrible drink

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@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Unread Message: I'm ready, let me know when he drop you off lol

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7 years

Bubble gum flavored gum. Grow the hell up and get a mint flavor. And the flavor is gone after 8 chews. Terrible option

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Clayton Bigsby

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7 years

Lucky Charms. All the cereal options out there and you wana eat stale marshmallows that turn your milk into watery chalk. Hell no

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Fat bitches ain't got no energy so that's an oxymoron

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6 years

We gotta make "fat bitch energy" a thing

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

No species can deny the feeling of a fresh cut

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Chitlins. Chitterlings. Shitlins. Call em what you want. You are fuckin disgusting if you this shit. We are not slaves you sick fuck

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Please take my phone

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7 years

Blood Mary. A tomato drink........ another case of white people needing to be stopped. I threw up in my mouth typing this

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Raw tomatoes. If it ain't cooked or processed, keep this shit away from my food. Burgers, salads, sandwiches, tacos... this will ruin em

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Sweet potato fries. No brown sugar? No cinnamon? No marshmallows melted on top? Shit tastes horrible. Stop this trend

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Cocunut water. Idk who the hell thought it was a good idea to squeeze the water out a cocunut but save the energy and make Kool Aid. Trash

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Clayton Bigsby

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7 years

Crawfish. Doesn't necessarily taste bad. But the amount of work you put in to get a lil bit of meat that ain't THAT good.. trash

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Clayton Bigsby

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6 years

@iLoveMYKELL @iFckWhiteGirls Should've wished the same for your son cuz this is unacceptable. I know you mad you carried this for 9 long months

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Plantains It don't know if it wants to taste and feel like a banana or a potato so it gave up and chose to be garbage. Most gassed shit ever

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Bananas. The Meg Griffin of fruit. Never a primary option. The convenience makes you deal with it for a couple days max

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7 years

Imagine being in a movie where Lauren London is your girlfriend then going home to this

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7 years

Hot dogs Trash ass cheap ass remnants of animal parts packed into a casing. Keep these off my fuckin grill. Literally a link of leftovers

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Baked beans. There's a reason these are left after the cookout. The juice don't taste good enough to be touching my food. Fuck outta here

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Onion rings. Who the fuck wants a fried onion? You just want trash breath. Funyuns. Based on onion rings. Enough said

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Banana pudding. Dessert based on a trash fruit is trash as well. Too many textures and flavor clashes. Throw it away when folks ain't lookin

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Drunk sex is tricky when you're washed. You gotta drink enough to be nasty but if you drink too much you'll just fall asleep

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

8 years

Your girlfriend is outta town but her armpit wants to Netflix & Chill. What you doin?

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Raisins. Look at this pile of shit and explain why the hell I'd want an old ass decrepit grape. And they look like dried up organs. Hell no

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Clayton Bigsby

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7 years

Me: she texted me and asked to come over. I'd really enjoy her company. I'm excited for real Me to me: tell her "sure if you want to"

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

5 years

Women confuse their pussy being convenient for being good

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Yall want a list of food/beverages that are absolutely garbage that yall need to stop consuming?

Enlighten us

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I'll continue to be trash

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Candy corn. I just need to know who in the fuck is even buying this raggedy ass bullshit excuse for candy. Why do they still make this shit?

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Water with lemon. Either give me plain water or give me lemonade. This in between shit is trash. Waiter gotta take the whole glass back

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Clayton Bigsby

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7 years

Cantaloupe. Easily one of the worst fruits you can possibly buy. The taste is just horrible. Ruins a fruit salad cuz the flavor rubs off

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Clayton Bigsby

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

"Bitch what the fuck"

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

5 years

Get your money back my guy

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

5 years

If you get a chick pregnant and you tell her to get an abortion but she has the baby anyway, you have no obligation to her or that baby. She chose for her child to be fatherless and as the mother, that's her decision to make

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

5 years

Chicks with big titties always want smaller ones so they can wear some stupid shit. Shut up

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Twitter: MAGIC NEVER HAD AIDS!!!! Me:

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Oreos. Overrated as fuck. Dry ass fake chocolate wafers with dry ass icing. Most gassed junk food ever

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Trail Mix. Too. Much. Shit. Going. On. Who on God's green Earth thought any of this shit went together? Too many flavor clashes. Ridiculous

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Yall be Vegan and still shaped like a mini fridge tryna give health tips. Leave me alone

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Black business owner: 'preciate it bro I'm glad you fuck with the vision. It's just $75 for the hoodie Me:

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

We wrong if we tell the truth. We wrong if we lie. We wrong if we're direct. We wrong if we beat around the bush.

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7 years

Honestly... Men have to do better...

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Clayton Bigsby

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7 years

A certain group of people need to stop fuckin animals and using pollution as a cover up

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A turtle-specific herpes outbreak in the Great Barrier Reef might be linked to pollution

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Clayton Bigsby

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6 years

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you grow out of it

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6 years

Some gay shit judging by that size 14

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

You don't understand how stupid the average person is until you work in retail or customer service

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Yall gotta stop trying to get the pussy and start trying to get the pussy

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Still fun and games cuz imma ignore the text

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Hawaiian rolls trash

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6 years

I swear if this was in the other room crying there would be ZERO motivation to go see what's wrong

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Stop giving women dick if they can't even buy you food first. Know your worth, king

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@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

People who have kids be tryna act like they enjoy it lmao

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

He's not obligated to have sex with you. This toxic femininity and entitlement is disgusting

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@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Offset cheated on Cardi B? Can't blame him. You can only see your girlfriend's butthole on the internet but so many times before it gets to you

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

When the crack is laced with protein powder

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

"When are you gonna come see your child?" First of all, I told you to get an abortion

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

@FOX29philly White people so damn petty

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

"All yall mufuckas talkin bout Chief Keef ain’t no hitta, Chief Keef ain’t this, Chief Keef a fake" Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

5 years

This what happens when you try to normalize weird shit

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Just fuckin a man who has a girlfriend doesn't make you a side chick

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

5 years

@_damnhoe You definitely have a learning disability

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

When she lickin my gooch and I'm tryna encourage her to eat my ass too

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

9 years

Dryer lint RT @HoodPoetry What flavor ice cream is this? http://t.co/CplhL4aJ0G

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

When a woman texts me "hey"

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Somebody find this man so I can thank him personally for this

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11 years

In middle school when you would trade & grade papers and somebody asked the teacher if your answer was close enough http://t.co/cZEpsaUE7z

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Clayton Bigsby

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6 years

"Men will fuck anything" -"Anything"

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

I wish women would cut the bullshit and just admit that a man's approach doesn't matter. Everything depends on if she likes you or not

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@YourFavTweeter_

8 years

Ain't no black kids gettin burned from a toilet seat cuzz they know how lay down 7 layers of tissue

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Kids suffer chemical burns after sitting on toilet seats at school:

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9 years

Wish yall cared about black lives like this RT @EdenDear please share this and get #JusticeForCharlie http://t.co/IybB27jXEh

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Clayton Bigsby

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6 years

@Mreverything_22 Quite

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7 years

Me on Twitter: small titties are trash, I can't do nothin with em Me when the titties are small in real life:

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@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Women really expect you to drag out a dry ass text conversation when it's bitches on the TL talkin bout swallowing nut

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Pineapple pizza. I actually feel bad for you if you eat this abomination cuz you obviously have some type of psychological disorder. A waste

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Look at this dry ass pot of fuck no

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

When you have a fat bitch come thru and you watching her waddle to the door realizing you not THAT horny

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Ramen noodles Forgot bout this cuz they're so horrible I figured it was a given. Just go to a homeless shelter, you aint gotta eat like this

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

Can't get her pregnant if she rides you cuz the sperm can't swim against gravity

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

7 years

And that concludes this episode of Trash Food. Location available upon request

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

5 years

Not having sex > wearing a condom I'll save the time and effort and just jack off

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Clayton Bigsby

@YourFavTweeter_

6 years

Imagine pulling out when you paid for the pussy. You bought it. It's your property. You can do whatever you want with it. Including telling a woman to abort a baby. If she doesn't listen, the baby is her responsibility

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