some random girl at college behind me literally said “hey u with the cat hat is that nier automata on ur bag?” i literally looked like this guy, i had to stop myself from going off in front of her and i just said. yea. i fumbled so hard
found out today my 34 year old aunt is dating my ex boyfriend from when i was a teenager i’m too stunned to speak i can’t comprehend anything right now what is happening
my college had a stand for safe sex today and i took one condom and the girls running it were like here’s more and some lube…. do i look like i fuck? nice
this guy came in and was talking to us abt his date and how excited he is cos it’s been years since he dated and then he waited a whole hour before going into the movie alone cos the date never showed up…. i hope he is ok
My boss only gets away with what she does to me because she’s a milf and I have a praise kink I’m weak and honestly I think I’m stuck in this job forever now she calls me good girl I can’t leave
men are always soooooo down to be pegged in theory until i turn up to their place with my 8 inch strapped detachable extendo turbo cock and then they’re shy and scared??? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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