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Had to do the hardest thing a friend could do. See you at the end buddy.
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Its okay when the Bills do it, just not the Chiefs 🤔
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Zack Wilson’s New Madden Ratings just came out
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@thatsmediva @DailyLoud Let me help you raise money for this ratio
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Breaking News: Buffalo Bills unveil new logo ahead of Sunday’s game against the Chiefs
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@MayJailer0621 @PopBase The billionaire reading all the submarine tweets
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@CultureCrave The captain reading all the tweets
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@stoolpresidente Me watching dave lose 100k with 8 dollars in my checking account
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@CultureCrave Premiers tomorrow
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Mike McDaniel meeting Jason Pierre Paul for the first time
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Dwight Howard right now
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Aaron Rodgers coming out of his Dark Room to find Tom Brady unretired again
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Tony Romo when Josh Allen completes a 3 yard screen pass
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5 months
If anyone wants to know how many air yards this is. Its 64. No arm strength my ass
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Bills Fans: “This season cant get any worse!” Von Miller:
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@CultureCrave “Hey Pops, why is that guys popcorn bucket upside down?”
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Bills Fans “Hahaha Tua through an INT!” Josh Allen:
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Zach Wilson after hearing he was named this week’s starter by Saleh
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8 months
Dolphins fans watching Monday Night Football tomorrow night
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8 months
Find someone that looks at you the way Tua looks at Armstead
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7 months
Holy shit. I retract my statement. Dolphins were robbed
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1 year
6 seconds left time for a hail mary. Jaylen Hurts:
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The 2024 season starts now 📼
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5 months
People coming at me saying i dont know how to do math. Tua throws it from the 30 and waddle catches it at the 34. Whats 30 plus 34. I’ll wait
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5 months
If anyone wants to know how many air yards this is. Its 64. No arm strength my ass
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8 months
Our Oline did this?!!!!
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Jason Sanders after kicking the Dolphins into the Divisional in -30 degree weather
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7 months
Eagles are not done yet.
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Joe Burrow dropping off the 2023 NFL script at Joe Mixon’s house
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These Drone Pictures Are Fucking Wild!
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The way you Heats fans act, i know now if Dolphins win the Super Bowl, Florida might break off into the fucking Atlantic
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He knows what the fuck is up
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10 months
Soon.
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Dolphins fans rn
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Kyler Murray on his way to the Cardinals front office to stop Hopkins from leaving
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Bills trading back to 32 to see what it feels like to win a Super Bowl
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Brian Flores seeing Tua walk into the locker room after being hired as new DC
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5 months
Im still not sold on Tua. If he wants to prove he’s a franchise QB he needs to succeed without Waddle. #WaddleMerchant
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Chris Grier on his way to offering the Colts a 5th Round pick, Myles Gaskin and tickets to Jersey Boys for Jonathan Taylor
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Xavien Howard gunna wake up 20 minutes before kickoff in a German Brothel and leave Germany with 2 picks and a forced fumble.
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Chris Grier on his way to trade for Delvin Cook for a 7th rd pick and broadway tickets to Mamma Mia
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Berrios: “Did you get me for Secret Santa?” Hill: “No” Berrios: “Who you get?” Hill: “Its a fucking secret santa”
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“Draw me like one of your French girls Jack”
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Me when Tyreek Hill’s wife get the Dolphins 1st round pick in the divorce
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4 months
Breaking News: Miami Dolphins unveil new logo
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BREAKING NEWS: NFL has just announced all primetime games for the upcoming season: Week 1: Jets vs. Giants (Sunday Night) Week 2: Falcons vs. Jets (Sunday Night) Week 3: Jets vs. Eagles (Sunday Night) Week 4: Jets vs. Browns (Thursday Night) Week 5: Jets vs. Raiders (Sunday
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@DiscussingFilm This would sell billions
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My wife when the Dolphins trade for Derrick Henry
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11 months
@CultureCrave Not bad. I also dont know who this is
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5 months
Dolphins win. Playoff Berth clinched. Squirt. Hit. It.
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8 months
If anyone is curious how many air yards this is, its 76 air yards.
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Game recap
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Recapping #MIAvsBAL
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Breaking News: The Buffalo Bills have refused to leave England arguing how the Giants have an unfair advantage playing back to back games in the United States and that they should travel overseas to play them.
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Mike McDaniel whenever he hears of a Florida team hosting a sporting event
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2 years
Breaking News: The New York Jets are finalizing a trade deal with the SF 49ers for Deebo Samuel. Jets are trading their 2022 4th, 10th, 35th 2023 1st rd pick, Metlife Stadium, a map of Japan, a $15 Panera Gift card, and u must be drinking drugs if u think anyone wants to be a Jet
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8 months
Tua might go home tonight and get his wife pregnant while shes already pregnant. That motherfucker dont miss
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11 months
@TalkinYanks @JonHeyman Dont worry he’ll come back next year and pitch a perfect game
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“How was your New Years? Eve?” Me:
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4 months
Ima tell my kids this was Brian Flores and Tua
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2 years
The biggest threats to the Miami Dolphins Superbowl run: 1. Jason Sanders …thats it. Thats the list
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6 months
If Hard Knocks doesnt travel with X to the strip club in the final episode then HBO has no balls
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7 months
Bryce Young on his way to Hard Rock Stadium to play Tua and the Dolphins
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10 months
@PopBase Probably not the best of ideas there
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The NFL moved the Bills/Dolphins game to Sunday Night to avoid the Miami sun. Unreal.
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1 year
@JenLuvsFitness @nojumper Thats literally a ratio
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8 months
This should be the Dolphins agenda by the trade deadline
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Mike Gesicki on his way to blocking Patriots fans on Twitter
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1 year
Because the Dolphins are on a bye week. The Dolphins are offering their stadium for the Buffalo Bills to play in for the weekend. Visitor side of course.
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1 year
This is Chris Grier to a motherfucking T
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Yo fuck u @nfl for posting this shit @NFLonFOX
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Jets starting Tim Boyle instead of Zach Wilson against the Dolphins
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@CultureCrave Me reading this post an hour later
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72 Dolphins. Still only undefeated team.
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Leaked image of new Dolphins Logo
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Josh Allen when he sees Chase Claypool and Chosen Anderson lined up to his right
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My mom reading my report card and my dad liquored up screaming at me how I’m becoming a fucking bum
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Christian Wilkins very selective with his choice of words. Yea he gone
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@dalvincook When you see how much your paycheck goes to NYS tax
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@DailyLoud 20 years later
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Imagine if Tua threw 4 interceptions on primetime. Tua haters would be waiting outside his house when he got home like
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Jenna Ortega thinks thats Tua will have an MVP season for the Miami Dolphins leading them to their third Super Bowl win. ‘I think when it comes to quarterbacks there’s no one that can do it better. Sure Josh Allen can run but can he hold onto the ball. And Herbert is just Philip
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Elite running backs when they play the Dolphins
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Tua Haters tonight after Tua goes 38/39 for 532 yards and 7 touchdowns
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I dont know what the fuck this is but Merry Christmas
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Tyreek Hill pulling up to practice
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@MiddleManEC Yea but he throws it in an angle whicj means you have to calculate using pathoreeham theorem
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Tony Romo and the Josh Allen love story needs to be a case study.
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Deshon Elliot: “Come to the Dolphins Lamar!” Tuanon:
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5 months
There is no fucking way Tua is this good. Just no fucking way. Who else can even come close to making that throw.
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@R_Mendenhall We’ll see you at the 50. And we’re bringing potato salad
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10 months
When you find out how much New York charges in state tax
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Heading to the airport like…
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8 months
Just in case u didnt see it. Conner williams fumbled the ball on the QB kneel as well
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@forever8dreame1 @Lj_era8 *Lamar Jackson handing ice cream man $200* Me at the front of the line: “50 snowcones, 50 rocket icees, and 50 spongebob squarepants icecreams”
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@ayeejuju The janitor after the game
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Ramsey by week 2
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My 2023 QB Rankings (unbiased): 1. Patrick Mahommes 2. Tua Tagovailoa 3. Jalen Hurts 4. Joe Burrow 5. Lamar Jackson 6. Aaron Rodgers 7. Dak Prescott 8. Josh Allen 9. Justin Herbert 10. Trevor Lawrence 11. Geno Smith 12. Daniel Jones 13. Brock Purdy 14. Kyler Murray 15. Jimmy
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