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Call 📞 me when ⏱you want😩 Call ☎️ me when 🗓you need🤤 Call 📱 me in the 👅 morning🌅 I'll 🧔be ☺️on the way✈️ Call 📲 me when 🕐you want Call 📳me when 🕰you need Call 🤳me in the mornin 🌅 I'll 🧍‍♂️be on the way🏃🏽‍♂️, like👍 Mm, 🥵mm, 🍑mm 😋 Mm, 🍆mm, 👅mm 😩
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@JCmukisa Mf think he the masturbation moderator 😭
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@estherlauraaa @JCmukisa I’d let the evil spirt fuck the shit outta me🙏
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this satan😈👹 👺 shit 💩is so sad 😪 wtf‼️ im never ❌letting👍 my kids👎 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 listen 👂to lil nas x’s❌ new🎉 smash 💥hit 👊single🧔 “MONTERO🔥😈 (Call 📞Me 🧔By Your 👉Name✍️) 👎🏾 😩which 🔄has a new 🆕version 🤤out right now ‼️‼️on all streaming🎥🎶 platforms‼️‼️🤬🤤🥵
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@gassed All fun and games till I roll up in this
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@MrBeast Four dollars and a two week planet fitness membership
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@limeonlive @JCmukisa the orgasm organizer
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@LilNasX You’re creasing your shoes 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@DearTragedy_ I would simply handle the situation
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@LilNasX Me after 8 shots of the blood of Christ and munching on 18 holy crackers (body of Christ amen)
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@mortuwaru @LilNasX Your mom was hyping your birth up for 9 months but look where we are now...
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@LilNasX @carkgirl Why are you so poor
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@LilNasX Please change your name to lil nas y or make this your profile picture
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@ayeejuju NO WAYYYY THATS HIMMM
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@LilNasX You fr wrote the emasculation proclamation?
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watched 👀the lil nas ❌video🎥with my entire family last night🌚. everybody clapped 😈😩👏and cheered 🎉after it was over. god😇he’s an iconℹ️😩👀
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@LilNasX Drew hose
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@Avonic_ @IovelyIatina Mines 87 I got proof tho
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Would you have sex with ur profile pic??
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@xsqoof Name one this is this picture
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lil nas x: where tf my cum go? Me:
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@RamLover69 @peta Of course of course
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@InternetH0F A condom is much safer
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@LilNasX Subliminal messaging 🙏
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@FortniteGame GET SOME WHATTTTT???
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@vxmpirekink @gassed This the mf VTOL galaxy super yacht with additional windmill propellant system capable of 300+ MPH. Complete green and renewable energy, running off only wind power.
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@RamLover69 @peta People who are going to say “oRcA wHaLeS wEiGh MoRe ThAn 12,750 pounds
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@HYPEX The 886 other skins:
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@QUACKlTYHQ @QuackityHQ I’m too cool for that
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@MrBeast Bro recorded a 1.3 year long video and we can watch it in like 20 minutes
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@LilNasX Don’t listen to them wtf
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@FortniteGame We need better loading screen tips like how to have sex
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@gassed bro called the bivengers
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@s8n @FortniteGame Fortnite said:
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@xsqoof Assemble the avengers
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@RyanLMcElveen You spelled fcps is closed tomorrow wrong
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Nvm I got it
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Can someone help me fit this in my header?
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@relaxedtroy @PalmerZwade @viewtiful19 @preeaaron He prolly gunna chill and read this whole book after
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@ayeejuju Him after standing at his bedroom window for 0.3seconds:
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@LilNasX Can I get uhhhh Quesalupa Combo $4.99 Rockstar Punched Freeze $2.49 Quesalupa $2.99 Cheesy Gordita Crunch $2.79 Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch $2.99 Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos $1.49 Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme $1.79 Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos $1.49
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@RamLover69 @LilNasX How can we end Toyotathon?
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@LilNasX We know you love nicki. It ain’t like that
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@xsqoof Unexpected item in bagging area
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@HYPEX Him rn:
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@simpaditya @LilNasX Why❓ rap ⁉️isn't❎ a real 🦖genre🎼 in my 👶book📖 -inspires criminals 🦹‍♀️ -poetry ripoff📝 -talks about "guns" 🔫and "drugs"💊 -bad 👎role models for children 👶 -unintelligent lyrics 💡 -no subtlety ❌ Rap isn't 🙅‍♂️a real genre in my book 📖and shouldn't be listened to at all.
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@bbnomula Ratioed with your own tweet
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ratio me
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@bIainesy @CrypticNoOne Did he shit himself
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@LilNasX Drew hose
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@CallMeCarsonYT ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ______________ Born 1999 Born in 2000
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@coffeemaestro_ @LilNasX Glad I could come too it was fun 😀
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@Saaaaaaaaammmm @LilNasX He missed an opportunity there
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@LilNasX I think you accidentally covered it up haha
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@KariyuOT @shortBlasian Stop worrying about your console and start worrying about getting yourself some girls bro
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@YourAnonCentral GUYS I FOUND TRUMPS ADDRESS!!! 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, United States Do what you’d like with this information 😈
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@LilNasX Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme $1.79 Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos $1.49 Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme $1.79 Crunchy Taco $1.19 Crunchy Taco Supreme $1.59 Soft Taco $1.19 Soft Taco Supreme $1.59 Chicken Soft Taco $1.69 Grilled Steak Soft Taco $2.49
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@LilNasX can we 👥 pretend that airplanes ✈️ in the night🌛 skies 🌌 are like shootin’ 🔫 stars 💫⭐️🌟✨I 👤 could really use a👆🏽 wish🙏🏽 right ➡️ now ⏰ wish 🙏🏽 right 👉🏽 now ⏱ wish 🙏🏽 right ➡️ now🕰
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@fcpsnews you forgot the “a”
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@ThatDogDaniel A sign 🪧 of the times ⏱every time ⏰that I speak 🗣 A dime 🪙and a nine 9️⃣, it was mine 😩every week🗓 What a time⏰, an incline 📐, God 😇was shining ✨on me👊👋 Now 😡I can't 🙅‍♂️leave🚶🏻‍♂️ And 😩now 🙃I'm actin' 🎭hella elite😈
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@InternetH0F The book next to it:
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@xsqoof Just cuz my school was broke af doesn’t mean I’m in prison 💀💀
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@grandayy Unsubscribe
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@LilNasX I guess there’s only one way to find out… I’ll get back to y’all in 3 hours
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@SharonSimonton2 @DeeWoods2U @LilNasX Ratioed by yo own dumbass homophobic ass tweet
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