I force my mum to say hi to my friends on video call the way she used to force me to say hi to her friends and relatives when I was younger.
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Is there a house keeping company in Nairobi? Like they come clean and organize the house regularly.
Like your regular cleaning lady but corporate... I am in dire need.
SCAM ALERT:
DON'T GO TO EVERGREEN PARK!!!! (KIAMBU ROAD)
YOU'LL PAY ENTRANCE FEE AND A COP WILL COME AN HOUR LATER TO CHASE YOU OUT CLAIMING IT WAS MEANT TO BE CLOSED.
MANAGEMENT AND THOSE MANNING THE ENTRANCE WILL GHOST SO NO REFUNDS!
RT WIDELY
It's a beautiful Monday to remind you that I do tax consultancy. I can also hook you up with a great accountant and auditor. My email address is on my Bio for any inquiries.
RT Widely.
A 12-year-old girl from Busia county has become a sensation after courageously rowing her pregnant mother across Lake Victoria to a hospital late in the night. Virginia Aoko said her mother, woke her up at 3am on Tuesday, and the urgency in her voice prompted her to act fast.
Lol but the hypocrisy in this. A while back Larry and this guy blocked a politician from using the wrong lane and it was made loud and clear that they had to sit in traffic too. You knew about your meeting time. It was on you to make sure you were on time. PRIVILEGE BLINDS YOU!
I have missed my flight because of
@KenyaAirports
employee went back on his word. I had checked in and l needed to drop off my bags before the cut off time. I explained to him and he allowed me to proceed to the front.A white guy complained and he sent me to the back of the queue
Darnella Frazier was only 17 years old when she witnessed a Police officer breaking the law. She took action by filming the then Minneapolis Police officer Derek Chauvin, as he arrested George Floyd by placing his knee on Floydβs neck.
First Monday of the year and I'm here to tell you that Our company is ready to help you with all matters finance. Tax compliance and planning, Audit, Accounting, Technology Finance and Financial Advisory.
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Hey
@_Muenie
, bet you ain't got work today, no? Wanna grab a meal at mine in 3:30? Throw in a drink and (if time allows) a movie. I'll hail you a cab.
I will never not speak of the nonsense KRA make tax payers go through.
This is why I got into this field! If KRA will not have good will towards tax payers, then tax payers have the right to look for all legal loopholes to pay the least possible tax and that's what I'm here for!
I really miss partying in Nairobi, but once I had weekend bbq & cocktails at my balcony the day after I moved in, leaving my house always feels like an unnecessary expense.
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Influencers can take advantage of DST being 1.5% and avoid the 5% so that their advance tax is less. π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
So on 100k income you pay 1500 in tax instead of 5000.
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Anyway, tax planning is fun.
Pregnancy scares me because the chance of multiple births is high.
Twins: brothers, uncles, grand fathers, grandmothers.
Triplets: Aunties (3 sets)
Quadruplets: uncles (one set)
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Two statements I heard this weekend that'll probably stick:
1. If they can't appreciate your presence, let them feel your absence.
2. Stop numbing yourself through the painful experiences. Be awake, feel the pain and work yourself toward the bliss. It'll be worth it.
Do y'all know how important peace is? How important it is to actually be content with stuff going on around you? Even the bad stuff. Deciding that the present situation is never permanent and there's always a future to look forward to. ππ
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Pay will be per article.
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Doctors are wizards. Went there explained myself and got treated, took less than 10 minutes, she didn't tell me what I was suffering from but I googled the medication and it was for the exact symptoms I had. She didn't miss!!
No tests, no nothing just pure witchcraft.