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@Bengals | @FCCincinnati | @Reds | @OhioStateFB | co-host of @513Podcast | i tweet about the weather sometimes

Joined March 2022
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Joe Burrow was drafted 3 years ago today, and since then he has -1 Pro Bowl -CBPOY -Broke the Bengals season record for TDs (x2) and passing yards -Made a Superbowl -Won an AFC Championship, made another -Qualifies, and is, the All-time NFL comp% leader Happy Joe Burrow day!
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@XRaxts @ForbiddenWillis @NickSchedules Flip the channel the 16-0 patriots were just upset by the Giants
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Since 2020 Joe Burrow: 12,291 total yards 92 total touchdowns 31 interceptions 1 Pro Bowl 1 Super Bowl Appearance 2 AFC Championship Games 2 division titles Lamar Jackson 10,417 total yards 71 total touchdowns 29 interceptions 2 Pro Bowls 1 Playoff Win No division titles
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Just a reminder that Lamar is still QB1 in the AFC North
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@MySportsUpdate Did he want Logan to let him score or try and make a tackle
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@MySportsUpdate You get one question and that’s what you ask?!?
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@HowellSoFat How to set your franchise back another 5 years
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@TalkinBaseball_ Well… was he wrong? At least for Ohtani’s expectations, it’s a mid start ngl
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@MySportsUpdate Wilson and Sauce winning but Olave needed to be here over Purdy
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@TFG_Football @NFL_DovKleiman That name actually grew on me
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@NFL_Scorigami 9/11 igami
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@AdamSchefter Do they know that their starting QB was involved with assaulting 26 women
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@JoeyB I miss January Joe
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@elitetakes_ We’ll be lucky to win 6 games this year. Deadass. It’s been that bad.
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These playcalls are fun.
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0-2: "we knew they were hungover" 4-4: "haven’t played a real QB" 7-4: "barely beat Mahomes" 11-4: "Took a lucky fumble" 12-4: "Almost lost to our backups" Divisional Round: “Almost lost to Huntley, Bills by 30"
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@MySportsUpdate Nobody was willing to give a 4?!?
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@MySportsUpdate Always playing victim bro 😭
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@MySportsUpdate They had the FBI on his ass 😭
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Every Reds 2019 Top 30 Prospect and where they are right now 1) OF/3B Nick Senzel After a promising rookie campaign that was cut short to a torn labrum, Reds fans thought they had something to work with. But after a shortened 2020 season and multiple long term injuries, Senzel
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Both of these reporters report for the Bengals.
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This is your starting TE, 6 games into the season.
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@NFLFrascella He tore a ligament, he didn’t break a bone. He didn’t have surgery in LA. His doctors said he is expected to make a full recovery without an issue.
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@fashion_nfl Nah just go back to these cuz wtf
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@EACOLLEGEFOOT I wouldn’t use those images tbh, the squiggly plays are in madden and the tempo screen is in madden.
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@TalkinBaseball_ All because of Elly De La Cruz
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@MySportsUpdate saw brad and had a heart attack
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@NFL @JoeyB @NFLFilms @insidetheNFL Can’t wait for all these positive comments about a QB having confidence after throwing a touchdown!
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@NFL_Scorigami The bills love 24-18 igami
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@MySportsUpdate You’re rarely going to get a good TNF game… it’s insanely hard to get your body ready in a week, let alone 4 days.
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Forever thankful for Elizabeth Blackburn for not ruining our jerseys
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@MySportsUpdate It’s not even close, either.
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S Vonn Bell and the Cincinnati Bengals are close to agreeing to a one year deal.
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The Bengals are 27-13 since obtaining new uniforms. #Bengals #NFL
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Ja’Marr Chase has the best break away ability in the NFL: a thread
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@Alex_Gardner25 @Ravens No you should pay pro bowl QB Snoop Huntley
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@elitetakes_ Bro had a Cowboys Dolphins superbowl 💔💔
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@NFL_DovKleiman Jets make the most sense
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@BengalsCaptain We won the AFC North on January 2nd, 2022.
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@NFL_Scorigami WE ROOT FOR SCORIGAMI
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@NFL_Scorigami Last time igami
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@elitetakes_ Yes but we can also lose Higgins Reader Boyd Hilton Chido
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@RapSheet @MikeGarafolo This is why one decent year doesn’t deserve a big contract
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@boutdat_23 @Haugh_Edits Comfort Tee. Idk how he’s feeling but i bet it’s not great
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They’ve forgotten about you, 30. They say you are washed, 30. They say you are no longer the best in the NFL, 30. They’re calling for a rookie to replace you, 30. How will you respond 30?
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@RapSheet Yeah he’s officially a Falcon
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@Zirksee One of the greatest DTs of the 2010s lil bro
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@spectatorindex ITS CALLED SOCCER
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@JohnsonBoots @NFL_DovKleiman Happens a lot to people from tennessee
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@celtics4eva33 @MySportsUpdate @NFLFilms Having a child at 17 isn’t completely unusual. Glad he stuck around and cares for his son
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@CFBRep @MattBrownEP But the homefield advantage in Madden is honestly so dogshit i turned it off for 34
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@JosephRamoney @MySportsUpdate He’s only started 7 games. Olave has played 15, has ovee 1000yds receiving with Andy Dalton as his QB. If the playoffs proved anything it’s that Brock was put in the best system in the NFL
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@TalkinBaseball_ Bro throws harder than Wainwright
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@teeithiggins Bro would make a sick madden franchise youtuber
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@TalkinBaseball_ The Reds are winning the world series
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@PFF Isnt it obvious?
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Last day to vote for our offensive stars, every retweet counts as one! #ProBowlVote + Joe Burrow #ProBowlVote + Joe Mixon #ProBowlVote + Tee Higgins #ProBowlVote + Ja’Marr Chase #ProBowlVote + Tyler Boyd #ProBowlVote + Hayden Hurst #ProBowlVote + Markus Bailey
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@MySportsUpdate CPR is absolutely so sad. Might need to reschedule this one. Idk how you keep playing.
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@PeteThamel The Pac 12 is so finished
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@OhioStateHoops this team didn’t deserve that. just awful.
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🚨NEW JOEY B COMMERCIAL🚨
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@AllProZay LMFAOOOOOOOO
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@MySportsUpdate The Bengals are finally going to draft Sewell
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@TalkinBaseball_ LMFAOOOOOOOO CONGRATS BRAVES
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@NFLRookieWatxh New drinking game idea: every emoji this account has tweeted in the last 5 posts take a shot
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Cordell Volson has wheels 🛞💨 #Bengals #NFL
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@josephperson @LanceMcAlister Can the owners vote this guy out PLEASE
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Mixon isn’t just a running back
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@CGJXXIII Stop lying
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(I have his jersey in my closet, ngl)
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Name an athlete who wasn't a star, but you loved anyway ❤️
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@MySportsUpdate Ja’Marr deserves to be a 97
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@mktco @wablov It’s probably better if you don’t drive
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@fashion_nfl They had it all right here
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@MySportsUpdate That ball was so uncatchable and the receiver was the one who pushed off…
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@elitetakes_ you know these highlights are old when Chidobe Awuzie is getting cooked
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@RedLightning420
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Name a more iconic duo than the D'Amelio twins I'll wait..
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@EAMaddenNFL Not having Tee Higgins in the top 20 is absolutely comical
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@DeeboDuke @scubaryan_ That’s his arm 😭
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@MoneyManzielSzn @MySportsUpdate Playing better than Josh Allen
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@Reds I’m not having fun anymore
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@spectatorindex Tornados in other countries? The world is ending!
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#Bengals coach Zac Taylor continues his tradition and delivers a game ball to a local bar (don’t know which one)
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@MySportsUpdate They should bring back Derrick Watt
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@TalkinBaseball_ I’m just glad we made it all the way to the end.
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@Gundervile @TalkinBaseball_ He’ll be fine living here for 3 months
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@Zirksee Unfortunately, my bank account is not unlimited
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@MySportsUpdate Where is my king. I have too many parlays with him
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@AdamSchefter He was the 2nd overall pick Adam
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