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๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ Forever WilDinโ€™

Wherever the money is
Joined December 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@v_eektorrrr
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4 years
A very short story ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
Fat guys, what's your excuse?? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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4 years
That phone you're using to read this tweet will ring for success today.
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4 years
Wtf ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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4 years
Bro this baby ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
This guy is still the best video editor ever!!!! WTF?!
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8 months
Me removing the money for โ€œrainy daysโ€ I put in my piggyvest 30minutes ago cause itโ€™s already raining๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 years
Don't leave your kids at home alone with their dads ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
This one will always get me no matter what ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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ODINAKA. El Toro.
1 year
Those WhatsApp stories that look like theyโ€™ve been screenshot a million times and now unclear are always funny as hell. Nothing funnier in this life๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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4 years
Let's have a wallpaper thread. If you have better wallpapers, drop it here. Leggo.
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3 years
Bro if her ass is fat in blue jeans it's fat in real life.
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4 years
Lmao, my guy saw death ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
Me: Daddy, Daddy. My sweet daddy, best dad in the universe........... My dad:
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4 years
Coming out to defend your project and your supervisor ask you โ€œ who is your supervisor?โ€
@rvmvtt
deji $
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Bomboclaat
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4 years
These have to be the best photography hacks I have seen!!!!
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4 years
How lastborns monitor you when you're with someone of the opposite sex so they can report you to your parents.
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4 years
This bastard is living in 2089๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
So one day I will have a daughter and one useless boy somewhere will be telling her "I can't wait to suck your brezz", mumu her too will reply "same here baby" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 years
Kids born in 1995 will be 43 this year. Let that sink in.
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4 years
For everyone reading this.....
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4 years
Guys have the weirdest forms of fun when together ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
When you offend Bae and she starts recording a VN and hasn't stopped at 3minutes.
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5 years
Is that what I think it is on your leg in the 3rd frame ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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2 years
Parfait has too much PR for something that tastes like suffering!
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4 years
Who else hasn't done a birthday photoshoot before?? Let's know ourselves.
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4 years
God adding blessings to my life this year
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5 years
That phone you're using to read this tweet will ring for success this week.
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4 years
Bruhhhh that punch folded him ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
You'll never be the same after reading this. WTF??!! ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
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4 years
Damn๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ
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4 years
Do you want kids???
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4 years
When the lady breastfeeding her child in the bus catches you staring at her breasts.
@finestubbornboy
The BOYFRIEND
5 years
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4 years
If someone mistakenly send you 950k, would you refund it back??
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4 years
If goats have 4 legs, what's the essence of cooking yam with fire?? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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He had just one job. Just one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
No one: Babies when they choke on water:
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4 years
Now....... That's just genius ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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4 years
Now that's a Killer blow ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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4 years
When you're praying and you remember her yelling "Choke me daddy" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@thekillakay_
KYLE ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ
5 years
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4 years
That one friend who never gets the joke.
@SavageTentation
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4 years
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4 years
After breaking up with her and you ask her "can we still be friends" Her:
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4 years
Wait for it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
If this ball hits your face when it's wet, go and buy another face bro๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
@yeankhar
Alhaji
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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5 years
When you win 10Million from bet9ja and your girlfriend starts shouting "we won"
@sydney_talker
SYDNEY WILLS
5 years
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4 years
*Me after 10 push ups and 3 sit ups* How I think I look How I actually look
@Mara38096161
Mara
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4 years
Photographers are underrated honestly ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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4 years
When you're pretending to be asleep and you hear your mum telling your younger brother "eat her suya since she's asleep"
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4 years
He took him to Suplex city ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
Even when I lie, I make sense Call me License
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4 years
This is the Best freekick in the history of football.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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5 years
That phone you're using to read this tweet will ring for success today.
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4 years
Bringing this back to the TL.
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4 years
That guy is obviously the ex boyfriend to the bride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
When you get 4/10 in a test and you turn out to be the one with the highest score in the class.
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4 years
The best 4 seconds videos I have seen๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
This synchronization is Beautiful ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช.
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4 years
If Emmanuel means 'God with us' Does the mean Emmanuella is "God with us Wella Wella"?
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4 years
If you laugh just know no heaven for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
When your mum comes to your room to call you for morning devotion and then catches you masturbating.
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4 years
When you sleep off after activating a night plan and you wake up a min past 5am in the morning.
@lvrd_toonjee1
{ LEEM }
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4 years
How you feel when an African mum slaps you.
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4 years
Bobrisky's landlord to his child when he comes for his rent.
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5 years
Teacher: I want someone to come out and solve this equation on the board,if you don't signify I will pick you myself. Me:
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4 years
Happy birthday Birthday gift
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4 years
You're suddenly the bad person when you return the same energy.
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4 years
This was the beginning of Laycon's current predicament. Blame BrightO #BBNaija #BBNaijaLockdown
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4 years
Me: Who's the goat that ate the apple I kept in the fridge.? My rich uncle: I'm the goat Me:
@beijing0912
ๅŒ—ไบฌๅธ‚ |๐ŸŽ€Ya Secra๐ŸŽ€
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4 years
Na so we dey do evangelism, naim ashewo see youth pastor shout "customer e don tey ooooo" WE still dey settle #TheMATTER
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5 years
Who Tf says I'm in your dm???
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4 years
Let's have a wallpaper thread shall we?? Drop your best wallpapers ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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5 years
I bet you would watch this more than once ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต
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4 years
The cameraman deserves an award
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4 years
Calling your girl "bro or guy" is such a sexy flex tbh
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4 years
Donโ€™t fuck with this keeper ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
Men when are we going to hold a nationwide protest on the price of Jeans?? ๐Ÿฅฒ
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4 years
After writing jamb four times and you get admitted, then you mistakenly click on "decline admission" ๐Ÿ’”
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5 years
*Me dropping mad dance moves in my head* When I finally decide to get up and dance ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”
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4 years
Let's do this again. If you think you have a better wallpaper, drop it here let's see.
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4 years
If time is money, does that mean an ATM is a time machine.?? A - A T - Time M - Machine
@eatjaredtweets
DUCKSUAVE
5 years
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4 years
"Wait, you said I came out of from mummy's what?"
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4 years
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO, what's this ffs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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5 years
Can we brag about God for a moment this new month, I will start. โ€œHe's my protector "๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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4 years
When you're chewing gum and you bite your tongue ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
@thekillakay_
KYLE ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ
5 years
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4 years
When you mistakenly forward your nudes to the wrong "mummy" and you click "delete for me" instead of everyone.
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4 years
This is some great talent Yo!
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4 years
Me: Hey girl, how you doing?? Her: I'm not fine at all. Me:
@kvngfhaz
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4 years
Bomboclaat.
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4 years
When you step on your Samsung phone you hear a crack and then you find out it's your leg that broke and not the phone screen.
@HolyDevool
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3 years
Avoid fine girls that know they are fine.
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5 years
โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €You reading this, you โ €will happily receive good news today โ €
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4 years
"Cheating is a process, it starts, continues and could end if kept in proper check. Cheating starts when you start hiding those text messages from your supposed partner."
@MedMubiru
kigambomedia.com
4 years
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4 years
When you've written like four pages in an exam and the invigilator behind you shakes his head and says "some of you are just wasting your parents money"
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4 years
Me: Who is the idiot that didn't flush the toilet properly after using it. My mum: I'm the idiot Me:
@beijing0912
ๅŒ—ไบฌๅธ‚ |๐ŸŽ€Ya Secra๐ŸŽ€
4 years
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5 years
When you try to pay your school fees(450k) through mobile app, and in the next 2 minutes, you get a text from MTN saying "You've successfully subscribed to 140, 000GB valid for 9 years with 450, 000"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
@coaco_doraa @_oriaku_ Mum or elder sister?
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3 years
Shouting "TULE" when she's undressing>>>>>>>
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5 years
I'm never leaving this app for anything ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Gbas gbos everywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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5 years
When you go to visit your rich uncle and you're about to leave then you see him counting money.
@itsTomiwa
Tomiwa Talabi
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