The view ain't the only thing that'll knock you off your feet around these parts. ... Why no, I didn't hear a Home-Run Bat just now, why do you ask?
Art by
@Goopomancer
!
It's fiiiiine. Really, don't worry about it! People always put on a bit of weight 'round the holidays... Usually AFTER the holidays actually happen, but I mean. I'm not technically wrong.
Simply superb Fat Badger Content courtesy of
@weirdsignals
!
You see, in the wild, play-fighting is important for badgers as a means of socializing, and developing the survival skills that will serve them throughout their lives. ... Wrestling, though? That's just for fun. 😌
Art and counter-grappling done by
@HiggsFigs
!
"Look, I love the confidence. And no, I know you don't mind the attention. But SO HELP ME,--"
Kindly suggesting my fashion-forward husband
@2dongz
consider the dress code before we leave... Or at least before we get kicked out.
Art by the ever-awesome
@ArtByPac
!
Bigger Obstagoon in the big city-- And a couple speckish pals along for the ride!
@AnimalKWolf
snagging his usual snout-side seat, and
@Javierowo
... Well, at least he's making himself comfortable?
Lovely piece by the pec-fluff passenger Drusky himself,
@Javierowo
!
Piping hot, and fresh out the oven-- What, you want one? Well... Just let 'em cool a little first, yeah?
Lovely art by
@ploommy
! Thanks so much, dude!
Word is there's some real big monsters around these parts... Don't worry, DD. Armail knows how to tame a beast-- two at once, even!
Art by
@bamiroon
, featuring the lovely
@2dongz
!
Oh yeah, I heard the muscle-gut look was a big thing lately. Afraid the pantry's kinda bare now, but hey-- I'm pretty pleased with the results, aren't you?
Art by
@AD_Teaselbone
!
I love
@2dongz
dearly, and always strive to let him know that (even when actively calling him a clown-ass). Through times both good and bad, I hold him in my heart, deeply and earnestly. And that's why I'm proud to say, as of today, July 21st, 2023...
He and I are married! 💍
Did you know that 4/26 was
@AnimalKWolf
's birthday? It's true!
@MacroKuga
and I spent the day with him and everything! ... Yes, it still counts, even if we had to find the itty-bitty birthday-bui, first.
A gift from
@AnimalKWolf
himself, with lovely art by
@theKitsuneKit
!
When a micro mood hits unexpectedly, it always helps to have someone around to lend a hand! ... Maybe even two, if one hand's occupied sifting through discarded clothes.
Art (and cameo appearance) by
@sizebat
!
Take a load off, take a little rest-- There's big days behind us, and bigger days ahead.
A cool lil' pic from Skip, who also gets a view from the 2nd best seat in the house! ... Er. -On- the house.
Buy! Buy! Sell! Buy!! I assure you, I am a man of finance and industry, and much like certain other things in this room... These stonks are on the rise!
Art by
@Vorevern
!
Happy Plush Animals' Day! I figured a softer, more cuddly look would be the best way to really get in the spirit, and celebrate the-- ... What do you mean, it's 'Plush Animal LOVER's' day??
Art by
@BlurTheFur
~
Hold on tight-- the view out here is stellar, and you won't wanna miss it!
Yesterday was
@2dongz
's birthday, so
@WhiteFluffBemu
and I teamed up to show him some love.
Art by
@squidinu
; thanks so much!
QRT with your favorite pic/art of you and your partner
A lot of tough contenders, but this one prolly still takes the cake! Still going strong as my desktop background, too, pfhahah.
Y'know, when I made plans to meet Laurence for a 'small' bit of tea, this wasn't... Okay, maybe this was 𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑙𝑦 what I had in mind. Their special floral blend really is just that good, though!
Art and Laurence themself courtesy of
@UmbraHusky
. Check 'em out!
Floating islands, flying ships, clouds as far as the eye can see... There's nothing quite like taking in breathtaking new sights, for Theo and I. The skyline's been getting a bit crowded of late, but I'm sure even the locals agree!
(🎨
@NommzArts
)
The rings of Saturn: Miles upon miles of rock, ice, and interstellar debris in constant rotation around the planet. ... Could use a little salt though, if you ask me.
Astronomically gastronomical art by
@BlurTheFur
!
Catching a behemoth under the mistletoe may not be a Christmas tradition... But that won't stop me from making it one.
Merry Christmas (eve),
@2dongz
.💙
Art by
@Buckdasystem
!
Hey-- Check out this reference sheet
@2dongz
put together for me, featuring some sick art from
@ArtByPac
!
I'm really psyched to get a ref sorted, but even moreso over just how good it looks. Thanks again, Pac!
Being massive beyond belief is lovely, yes, but have you considered being simply Inconveniently Large?
Not so big as to wreck the room, but large enough to have to squeeze through doorframes, and serve as a constant reminder of scale simply by existing in relative space.
The night sky is full of so many wonders-- all you have to do is look for 'em!
Absolutely stunning art by
@ManOrCatman
, do yourself a favor and check him out!
Wow, June 1st. Is it Summer already? Welp, you know what that means!
C'mon now, get changed-- you wouldn't wanna be late for the pool party. 😎
(🎨 by the lovely
@Inklingss
!)
A gift for
@2dongz
, who pumps that iron and has the gains to back it up! ... Though he might wanna be a bit more careful where he tosses those things,,
Sketch by
@Buckdasystem
!
This
#MacroMarch
, Armail's out and about to see the countryside! Just taking in the sights, checking out the local architecture... I guess you could say he's a Big Fan?
Art by
@Silly_werewolf
, thanks again!
Rule number 1 of Hypnosis 101: pay close attention at lessons. Rule number 2, is to always listen to teacher. And rule number 3? Always know whether you're the hypnotist or the hypnotized, 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 someone finishes counting to 3.
Class is in session!
(🎨 by
@skyebluew0lf
)
'Ugh why do so many macros go around naked, it's so distasteful'
Okay... Get back to me when *you* intend to front the bill for slapping a mile of denim onto my ass