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The most shameless person on 𝕏 | Manchester United & Ronaldo fan. πŸ”΄ & 🐐 | Parody Account

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Joined June 2023
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This is how Van Dijk got his never dribbled past record 😭 #LIVBHA
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@TenHagEra I would understand this if he scored a hattrick in the Champions League final but he did that after ghosting against Coventry
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@StokeyyG2 How is Tyson so humble while his dad is acting like this
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Is it because shampoo comes in a bottle?
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The only manager from England’s biggest clubs that can talk about shampoo.
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@cagiago_ He was just 27 years old... 😞
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@nocontextfooty Rodri is so lucky that all those Bayern players are injured
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@TrollFootball Ronaldo because he conquered Europe, Messi because no European club wanted him
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@nocontextfooty He went "I am shit but I run a lot" 😭
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@StokeyyG2 He didn't make ONE mistake today
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@UTSources What are these stats
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"Cristiano Ronaldo is a tap-in merchant" Cristiano Ronaldo playmaking:
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@nocontextfooty Many players don't care about Spongebob, Odegaard is a real one
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@TrollFootball Rudiger is one of the few players with zero haters
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@TrollFootball Bro wants that Gundogan QT 😭
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How did Switzerland win the Eurovision? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ JUSTICE FOR CROATIA!!! πŸ‡­πŸ‡· #Eurovision2024 #BabyLasagna
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@cagiago_ "Pray for Bayern"
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@UTDTrey Players are getting attacked for trash talking their rivals, football is finished
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@TheEuropeanLad Harry Kane is never winning a trophy 😭
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This guy has everything except what's between A and D
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@nocontextfooty Kroos > Iniesta & Xavi
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@FIFA22_INFO This is not hard everyone is choosing VVD
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@WelBeast People always say it's not racially motivated but it is...
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@WelBeast Why are you writing an essay on Twitter 😭
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@TrollFootball It's not his fault it's Ten Hag's fault
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@cagiago_ @UTDTrey Going trophyless is a bigger flex tbf to Arsenal
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@CFC_Janty Might be the Greatest tweet of all time
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@mufcMPB We are finally acting like a big club
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@nocontextfooty He went "I’m shite but I run a lot" 😭
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@nocontextfooty You are allowed to play handball if you are employed by Manchester City
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@nocontextfooty Bayer Leverkusen
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@TenHagEra City needs to be relegated ASAP
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@nocontextfooty The real reason World War 3 started
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@markgoldbridge I am glad you are finally starting to see that Ten Hag is a fraud
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@cagiago_ This might be the worst all time PL XI of all time
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@TrollFootball Saka after the game:
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@TenHagEra People were really comparing him to Shaw πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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@markgoldbridge We need a doping test
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@StokeyyG2 Villa have one of the richest owners in the world
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@FabrizioRomano Nobody is paying £100 for him 😭
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@centregoals @MailSport I will never understand this, you have everything that you want in life and you still do stuff like this... disgusting
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@AstridWett Deactivate please πŸ™
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@FabrizioRomano I can't believe that people are attacking Nottingham Forest, every single one of you was screaming that Chelsea should've had a penalty yesterday, what's the difference?
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@NoodleHairCR7 Al Hilal are like Barcelona in the La Liga, always paying the refs
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@nocontextfooty "CityPool era" 😭😭😭😭
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@TenHagEra Big respect to him for running a marathon at his age πŸ‘
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@FIFA22_INFO This might be the biggest W from EA
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@StokeyyG2 I can't believe that people are attacking Nottingham Forest, every single one of you was screaming that Chelsea should've had a penalty yesterday, what's the difference?
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@theMadridZone Barcelona are so embarrassing
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@markgoldbridge How can you be laughing right after losing in the semi-final πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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@TheEuropeanLad Genuine question do you really think that he is a better manager than Sir Alex?
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@nocontextfooty That's because La Liga has Real Madrid, but the Premier League is by far superior
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@FabrizioRomano You can criticise him for being an average player but don't go after his family
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@ThatsFootballTV @markgoldbridge City is paying the Premier League it's pretty obvious
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@CFC_Janty He is always performing in big games unlike that fraud Messi
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@CFC_Janty They don't have money to make a response video 😭
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@UTDTrey Bring Ronaldo back and sack Ten Hag
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@TrollFootball Don't tell this to Rodri 😭
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@UTDTrey Me watching this Barcelona downfall
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@TheEuropeanLad You are not Bellingham bro πŸ‘‹
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@TenHagEra I think this is the end for Ten Hag
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@WelBeast @UTDTrey No one is praying for Bayern 😭
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@cagiago_ Wan Bissaka has never beefed with anyone 😭
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@TrollFootball Klopp this season 😭
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@nocontextfooty Rudiger is so weird man 😭
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@nocontextfooty Robotic wingers have killed this sport
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@FabrizioRomano But he doesn't care about Manchester United just look at Mbappe tracking back
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@TheEuropeanLad Cold 😭
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@nocontextfooty Messi is paying this account to ruin Ronaldo's reputation
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@markgoldbridge I can't believe that people are attacking Nottingham Forest, every single one of you was screaming that Chelsea should've had a penalty yesterday, what's the difference?
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@nocontextfooty Better than Ederson
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@TenHagEra What is that 😭😭😭
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@CFC_Janty Bro really said:
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@Piquelme21 I have never played against this card
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@StokeyyG2 This just confirms Premier League > La Liga
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@AstridWett @ChelseaFC Why are you throwing plastic in the water?
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@nocontextfooty Joga Bonito πŸ‡§πŸ‡·
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@centregoals Why are they putting the badge on the floor if you can't step on it? 😭
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@mufcMPB Unsung hero this season πŸ‘
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@CFCDUBois Bro went to the wrong stadium 😭
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@StokeyyG2 He literally used to play for Liverpool?
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@CFC_Janty Change your avi to this for a week 😭
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@UTDTrey They robbed Messi he deserved it for this performance
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@bethTmufc @TheEuropeanLad is 100% going to comment on this 😭
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If PSG were to offer Β£125M to sign Rashford, would you accept it? πŸ€”
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@AstridWett You are posting p*rn on OF (for everyone to see) and you are complaining that "some random guy" is recording you?
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@StokeyyG2 Rooney should start a YT channel 😭
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@nocontextfooty Palmer > Bellingham. I hope this is common knowledge?
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@NoodleHairCR7 He did the Saka limp after a stinker
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@markgoldbridge How is that not a red lol
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@LFC @CfcBallboy You are finished 😭
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@CFCMod_ The best player in the PL currently πŸ‘
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@TenHagEra Higher demand, higher prices 🀷
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@TrollFootball Onana did the exact same thing and it was a penalty
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@TrollFootball Ten Hag out he got rid of De Gea and bought that average GK
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