Hello
@youtube
,
My name is the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. I'm a beautiful place with a National Park and National Lakeshore on the greatest lake of all-time. I am 30% of Michigan's landmass and I am missing from your map.
So call me maybe?
Hey
@Jeep
,
Michigan's Upper Peninsula here, do you notice anything missing in your map, perhaps 33% of Michigan?
For a company long headquartered in Michigan, I expect better. Please give 906 Jeeps to my residents.
Sincerely,
The Upper Peninsula of America
#ReUniteTheUP
Welcome new followers!
I am Michigan's better 1/3, accounting for roughly 30% of Michigan's landmass.
With just 3% of Michigan's population, I have vast, open woodlands and watersheds for all to enjoy, with shoreline along 3 Great Lakes.
Eat more pasties.
@LakeSuperior
delivering an epic pounding to Michigan’s U.P. Sustained winds of at least tropical storm-force (39 mph) for nearly 12 hours at Grand Marias (sustained 51 mph, gusting to 63, at 10 a.m.) Sig wave height of 16’ at the E Superior buoy, with waves up to 24’ near shore.
@UpperPeninsula
Hey, Upper Peninsula: we hear you, and we’re sorry for misplacing you on our
#DEWnited
map. Give us a chance to right our wrong. Help us fill this special edition label by telling us all of the things you love about the Upper Peninsula (note to self: located in MICHIGAN)
Do I even matter anymore?
Go ahead
@LakeSuperior
, swallow me whole and make Sugarloaf an island.
P.S.
@nbcsnl
, I now demand next week's episode include a corrected map, two pasties, a turdy-point buck, and da Maki family.
Change of plans...
@MountainDew
do you want to gain a bunch of fans?
I triple dog dare you to come out with an Upper Peninsula edition for your
#DEWnited
campin.
Hello tourists.
1. It’s pronounced pass-tee
2. That thing in Marquette is the old ore dock
3. Sisu is a Finnish word meaning resilience and determination
4. It’s Pictured Rocks, not Painted Rocks
5. The Mystery Spot does not define me
Hello tourists.
1. It’s pronounced pass-tee
2. That thing in Marquette is the old ore dock
3. Sisu is a Finnish word meaning resilience and determination
4. No, we don’t have fudge shops outside of the Mackinac area
5. The Mystery Spot does not define me
Packers vs. Lions
The winner gets an entire peninsula, including 320,000 people, 16,000 sq miles of wilderness, and 917 miles of
@LakeSuperior
shoreline.
Florida, they include the entire state.
Texas, they include the entire state.
Georgia, they include the entire state.
But
@MSU_Football
excludes 1/3 of the state they’re supposed to represent, and home of their star basketball coach who is proudly visiting as we speak.
Hey everyone
Great news
I’ve been moved to Canada
Not sure how the rest of Michigan feels about this
But looking forward to affordable healthcare and poutine
My demands are simple.
1) Update the map
2) Invite a Yooper to present at
@TalksAtGoogle
3) On 906 Day (September 6) Change YouTube to YooperTube and feature Upper Peninsula videos across your social media channels.
Your move,
@YouTube
.
Please, do not fret. I am still the same peninsula.
I am still God's Country. You're still a Yooper. I still have better fall colors than Maine and Vermont. You can run naked from the sauna to Lake Superior. I still host the Trenary Outhouse Races.
Just with more cheese now.
To the great people of Missouri, I empathize with your frustration when the President thinks Kansas City is in Kansas. I’ve been referred to as Michigan for years.
#geographymatters
My history is rich with Native American traditions and community. This land is grateful for their teachings of the surrounding earth and water. Miigwech.
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!
@UpperPeninsula
Hey, Upper Peninsula: we hear you, and we’re sorry for misplacing you on our
#DEWnited
map. Give us a chance to right our wrong. Help us fill this special edition label by telling us all of the things you love about the Upper Peninsula (note to self: located in MICHIGAN)
We will build a wall, a very big wall on my Wisconsin border to stop the cheese epidemic from harming dozens of citizens. WISCONSIN WILL PAY FOR THE WALL!