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Me7o of NFTs | Your favorite Uncle’s favorite Uncle | Crypto Class of ‘76 | Locked in since ‘84 | 🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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@UncJoe33
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It’s official retail is back and they’re retarded
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@WrestlingWCC Saudi shows are non canon events in the WWE it’s okay this was like a what if marvel comic
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Saw a girl that rejected me in high school working at chipotle so I got double steak and guac to let her know Im a baller now 😎
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2 years
Boomers pulling up to ape fest looking for a web3 queen
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2 years
Gm fam life is short don’t take it for granted. 22 I earned my B.A. 24 I started my own Company 25 I earned my Doctorate 25 I was diagnosed with Lymphoma At 26 I stg I will beat cancer and take over the world idgaf
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
ETH is closer to $10 than $10K ☠️
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3 months
@TheDunkCentral @ByTimReynolds Langston Galloway??!!??? HES BACK 🙇‍♂️
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Defi mfs laughing at us rn
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2 years
Honored to join this phenomenal community and to get my brother @tweetdeez757 into the sappy fam! Two great communities gaining two great members
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8 months
My pfp is worth $50,000 and I feel absolutely nothing
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
If NFT mfs meal prepped 💀
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Engage with this tweet if @SnoopDogg should ape in to @ThePlagueNFT rn
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@UncJoe33
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2 months
@seanperrywins @JasonMercier WHAT??!? THATS DISGUSTING!!! DM ME THE ADDRESS SO I CAN HELP PUT A STOP TO THIS PRONTO
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
GM if you don’t say it back just unfollow me tbh
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
I’m at a loss for words rn. Never really realized how many amazing people I’ve come to know and love in the @SappySealsNFT & overall web3 community Special thanks and love to @SappySisters I’ve never seen so many green beanies on one TL
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@KnicksMuse Give us Miami we have unfinished business
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@WillAngus_ My wife just leaves it at home, wouldn’t want her to get robbed
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
@HollanderAdam And if black 33 would just come out more often I’d be a professional gambler 🤣
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Having an azuki pfp is like still supporting RKelly but instead of music it’s generic anime art 💀
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Just sold my ape for 100e what floors we sweeping?
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@UncJoe33
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@KevinF3394 Whoever the head scout was that year deserves a GM job jfc
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
On Fridays we dress nice and arf 🦭
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
No girls, no simping 🦭😈
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Gm can y’all please tell my girl she’s bugging
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@Degentraland @Bitboy_Crypto Then why did you ask for pic? 💀
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I'm honestly so wasted right now but I love every single fucking one of you
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Introducing the Sappy Seals Advisory Board! Coming from diverse backgrounds in Web2 and Web3, our board will assist in our pursuit to innovate through multiple industries. We’re excited to build alongside these strategic advisors to push our brand to new heights.
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@UncJoe33
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1 year
I BEAT UP A 5TH GRADER FOR THESE KAREN THEY’RE GOING ON THE DAMN MANTEL
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
I’m taking the bar this week so I apologize if I’m not as active love yall 🙏
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2 months
@1JCARMOUCHE So with this all I have to do is leave my ps5 on and I can play cfb anywhere with a mobile hotspot or WiFi
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Why I’m so bullish on irl experiences 🧵👇
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Just finished my last final and I graduate law school on Sunday 😎
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
@LAX_OG @DeGodsNFT @frankdegods Got y’all some reading material for the flight home 💀
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@UncJoe33
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3 years
Being rugged fucking sucks Trust me I got rugged for 80+ eth once But for some odd reason being rugged is a right of passage in the crypto community 😂😂 I can’t trust you unless you’ve been rugged at least once 👀
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@UncJoe33
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3 years
Hey guys I know I usually just shit post on here But my dad is on the way to the hospital please if y’all could just keep my family in y’all’s prayers I’d appreciate it ❤️
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
If you told me 6 months ago I’d own 10 sappy seals let alone a NFT I would have laughed in your face Heres to the first 10 & cheers to the next 10 🍻🍻
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It’s fair to say y’all need a new sponsor
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2 years
It feels phenomenal to be home
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
I’m done with this BS: - @machibigbrother regardless of the extent of your involvements you’re a BOZO and talk in circles - @ShiLLin_ViLLian Have never had an issue with you but hire an attorney you’re a ticking time bomb - @barkmeta keep clout chasing king it’s working I guess
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2 years
They’re called sappy seals and if you don’t own one camol calls you a coward
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@UncJoe33
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1 year
Look at this treasure I just found
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
I may not have the most followers but I definitely have the highest quality
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@UncJoe33
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1 year
The bear market has been hard on all of us 😭
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
About to hit 5K followers y’all should just send me to 20 tho (please)
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
LOOK WHO JUST MINTED THE 1/1 😎
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Gm family this is gonna be our week 🫡
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2 years
My brother in christ if you’re on twitter dot com arguing with a nft pfp seek help
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@uncle_june “It’s gone” *there was half a tray in there!* “I was hungry”
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Happy Friday mfs drink up 🥂
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2 years
Gm to the mfs who have been through a lot but are still gonna get it done 🫡
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Gm say it back or I tell my dog on you
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Such a honor to be the first seal with the rebrand pfp 🫡
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
I’m alittle drunk so imma give y’all some legal advice — if you ever get in trouble KEEP YA GODDAM MOUTH SHUT 😭😂
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
So bullish on seals after the NYCSeals dinner I had to go and buy another one the moment I got him 🙏
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How can I lose weight and still eat double quarter pounders from McDonald’s 🤔
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Uncle Cookie 😎
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New pengu in my huddle ❄️
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@UncJoe33
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3 years
I just spent like 3500 on a NFT but am currently eating a 7/11 taquito for lunch 🤣🤣 I wouldn’t want it any other way 🤝
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WHO IS READY FOR TONIGHT 😎🔥
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@UncJoe33
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@YungSyndrome He’s so locked in it’s unfathomable Dare disturb his peace and you will be met with great consequence
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@UncJoe33
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1 year
So @wabdoteth what are you going to do to make sure my investment into cartoon animals during a global economic crisis is going to 10x pal?!?!??
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Gm say it back or else 😈
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Some founders have never even ran a lemonade stand and we’re giving them millions upon mint — maybe we’re the problem?
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Why I’m bullish on all y’all mfs 🧵👇
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3 years
The @SappySealsNFT community better still be trolling the fuck out of people when we hit a 50eth floor Don’t let the money change us 🤝
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3 years
Ik I usually just shit post on here But I have one of the most important days of my life today Wish me luck 🙏
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
Bark abandoning his girlfriend, two dogs, and new home on christmas morning to hang out with Machi in Taiwan
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They see me mogging they hating 😎
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Gm mfs don’t ask what we did last night
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Thanks for the block Jimbo! I have never been more bullish 🤠
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Who would you vote web3 president?
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@UncJoe33
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2 years
You shouldn’t follow me on twitter - I spread misinformation - I post mid memes - I over tweet - I had sexual relations with your mother
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@UncJoe33
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3 years
I’m about to make if official with this girl. I’m going to make her set up a meta mask and I’m gonna send her a few nfts and then she can start buying some of her own. Little does she know that I’m going to write down her seed phrase and she better not ever fuck me over ;) 🤝🔝
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@UncJoe33
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Saving the market one meme at a time 🫡
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Life is too short like your own tweets 💀
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OHHH don’t scroll past w/o saying GM
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If you missed today’s events here’s a short TLDR 🧵
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Engage with this tweet if @SnoopDogg should ape in to @SappySealsNFT rn
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Y’all mfs better still be here with me shitposting throughout the bear if not I’ll find you 👀🔪
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GM mfs hope you have a croctastic day 😎
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I'm honestly so wasted right now but I love every single fucking one of you
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2 years
I just bought this for 1e … @jackbutcher wtf is wrong with me?
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Gm mfs today is the day
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I went into the Walmart near me and they didn’t have any pudgy stock But that wasn’t the worst part. I as a grown man had to ask another grown ass man if they had any “pudgy penguin plushies” in stock 💀
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Who is interested in an NFT meetup in Federal Prison? Selecting 50 people. All expense paid.
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Gm mfs today is the day
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What hobbies y’all got besides this shit?
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Hands down one of the realest mfs in web3 is @KinkyBedBugs
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If you ain’t at the sappy seals party rn wtf are you doing with your life
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One of my best friends finally bought a @SappySealsNFT after months of me bullying him 😂😂 He doesn’t have twitter so I had post this sappy mfer for him 🍻
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Gm to mfs who always have that glass half full mentality
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@WrestleClips Big E was cheering a little too enthusiastically back there 💀😂😂
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The IRS coming to lock me up for staking a coin I’m down 99% on anyways
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I am my penguin and my penguin is me 💀
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I have advocated for a partnership between @SappySealsNFT & @Pudgy_Penguins for too long @wabdoteth @LucaNetz MAKE IT HAPPEN 😤 < 🦭 🤝 🐧 >
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