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Cameron Lauder

@UnarmedOracle

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living alone in a world of wounds. (he/him) avatar by @alexsteacy

Victoria, British Columbia

https://t.co/qRVvcHrb3X

Joined June 2009

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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Cameron Lauder

1 year

I am not a romanceable NPC, a quest giver, nor a final boss. I am in need of an escort as I follow this corrupted leyline. I walk at neither your running nor walking speed. I am constantly stopping to comment on items I see. There is a 75 minute lore video about me.

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2 years

sure a new year is arbitrary. so is money. so is poetry. we're kind of machines for making meaning. happy new year.

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if I had to see this so do you

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every time someone says that unfinity has ruined magic the gathering i feel a swell of pride at having contributed to it yes yes it nourishes me

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2 years

One of the more upsetting parts of my pandemic was being forced to confront the fact that I probably care about other people more than the average, and I fucking loathe other people.

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Check out this t-shirt I found in the airport parking lot.

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1 year

Jordan Peterson is an enormous piece of rancid shit and anyone thinking he has anything useful or unique to say should probably read something that doesn't have a lightsaber on the cover

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1 year

I would like to point out that I do not give you a quest or a reward. This is just something I do. My respawned corpses litter the map in ominous locations.

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you know, I'm not convinced that it's healthy for humans to see the stupidest fucking thing they've ever seen in their life every 30 seconds

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2 years

The Americans conjuring dark Brandon into being makes me realize we should be bullying Trudeau so much harder

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1 year

In two expansions, I appear at an inn on a new continent, with dialogue indicating the devs have decided to enter into a feedback loop with the lore community. I have become what other people have decided I always have been, but in a way that feels a little needy.

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2 years

If you’re using asexuality as a bludgeon to attack sex workers or the discussion of sex this ace invites you to fuck off

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2 years

I was having such a nice afternoon outside a café when the nerd brigade rolled up

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2 years

baby are you a celebrated novel because i want to leave you neglected by the side of the bed until someone else blows out your back in a used book store

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2 years

New avatar courtesy of @alexsteacy !! Best secret Santa!

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2 years

Hell to the yeah

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It is once again time to remind gamers that getting extremely angry about games is not healthy. getting incandescently furious about your toy soldiers or cards is bad for you, and the people who encourage it do it to make money. these things cannot be your entire personality.

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how is Elesh Norm’s cunning plan to start a war on an arbitrarily large number of fronts against planes each with populations and industrial bases tens or hundreds of times larger than new phyrexia’s working out?

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2 years

the thing about far right ideology is that there's no there there. it's just a pile of the most cobweb-brained infantile shit imaginable. not only is debate with it counter-productive, it's not really possible because you wind up having to explain extremely basic ideas.

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I blocked all advertisers on this site until I started to be served really weird ads, but I hoped for weirder so I blocked too greedily and too deep and as it turns out there’s just an abyss of terrible gatcha games under a thin film of quack cures and agriculture gadgets.

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Cameron Lauder

2 years

Had to leave Desert Bus’ Omega Shift early because of some brutal light sensitivity but I remain so tremendously grateful to be invited to contribute to this amazing event.

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4 months

Okay this rules and our fans are wonderful

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11 months

No more touching grass for mtg racists I need you to go touch highway.

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2 years

was just followed for half a block by someone calling me a pedophile for wearing a mask how’s your morning?

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2 years

white supremacy is a disease of the soul and it will kill everyone it can

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2 years

Feeling better today

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1 year

Man, fuck you for hiring the Pinkertons. What the actual fuck. What the fuck is wrong with you.

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9 months

a second craterhoof has been printed

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The biggest fuck you imaginable to anyone who is still unvaccinated without a medical exemption.

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KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS FALALA-LALA LALA LA LA

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babe I'm sorry but I lied about the chill part we're watching netflix and feeling bad [puts on evangelion]

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2 years

the war to lose this site forty billion dollars starts today

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2 years

as a reminder, my handle is an anagram of my first and last names. the other leading contender was "caramel undoer" and i'm not convinced that i made the right choice.

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Cameron Lauder

1 year

After all, why not? Why shouldn’t I play it unsleeved?

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Cameron Lauder

6 months

If you've been paying attention to the Desert Bus schedules, you'll have noticed I'm not appearing on any shift. I've decided to take this year off. I love doing the event and have every intention of returning next year and for as long as they'll have me.

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2 years

Well done everyone, we raised 4,062.69$ for Planned Parenthood. You did good.

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2 years

If you are following this account hoping for Magic: the Gathering content, then you are going to be disappointed.

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Cameron Lauder

11 months

finally, warhammer enjoyers will wash

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PowerWash Simulator heads to the grimdark future of Warhammer 40K

Even the Imperium of Man gets a little crusty

www.polygon.com

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Cameron Lauder

2 years

when the limited environment includes mulldrifter

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2 years

en lieu of doing anything useful today I scrubbed the scorched resin off of my dutch oven and upgraded its knob please clap

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Your community either protects its vulnerable members or it has no function.

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Elden Ring broke before I did, and we raised $3k for Trans Lifeline.

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Cameron Lauder

1 year

Whatever else happens in your life, you will never be — due to scales of money you /can/ never be — as pathetic as this. It’s liberating.

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Cameron Lauder

2 years

Stopped for coffee on the way to work on Wednesday and the barista asked for my plans. Admitted that I was going to play Warhammer. Barista exclaims "this guy plays warhammer!" People are staring. Other barista runs over, they spin the POS tablet around. It's on the GW page.

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nerd racism is so brutally pathetic. achingly dull weirdos citing ambiguous passages of text with the confidence and relish of a pair of calipers scraping along a skull.

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Watching these stupid motherfuckers in their giant ugly trucks demanding freedom from reality is a reminder that fascism is a movement of the petit bourgeoisie

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b e t t e r

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This site is free / This site will cost you everything

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1 year

Way to fucking fuck it Elon you stupid fuck

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Every job interview I've had has required me to explain that English degrees produce people who can communicate clearly, digest large amounts of information quickly, and not fill your professional text with spelling mistakes.

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Y’all were dicks about it! That’s what happened!

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2 years

Cold enough that I can call up my greatcoat from reserves.

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Tried watching Ahsoka and now I need a spy thriller about how Andor’s showrunners were able to trick Disney into making Andor.

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2 years

sorry everyone, it's been a long day

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I got to ban someone in my chat yesterday nominally because they wouldn’t stop whining about how hard it is to be an anti-masker but mostly because I was bored of their implied honking/grunting noises and I’m sad not enough of us really get to enjoy exercising curation of a space

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I have hurt my back painting warhammer. I am too out of shape to paint warhammer. I don't know what to do with this information.

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not going to qt the gamer claiming that if he was shinji he'd fuck all the girls and fight all the monsters but feel the need to point out that there is a character who is like that and she's also fucked up like this isn't even media literacy it's basic sensation/perception c'mon

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A reminder that you have no responsibility to keep people in your life who take joy in telling you they don’t care about the things that make you feel connected and bring you peace.

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I am begging gamers to learn that being extremely angry about games is not normal or healthy, and it's certainly not useful. Deal with your big feelings yourself because nobody else can and absolutely nobody else should.

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2 years

Why is this in my notes

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How the fuck is Kavanaugh still comfortable letting people handle his food out of his sight?

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2 years

i am smiling

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2 years

having recently experienced it for the first time, baja blast is specifically calibrated to just dump tequila into, right?

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2 years

Anyway I got some cute new frames for when I need less colour in my wardrobe. Not sure I prefer them to my torties but they’re an option.

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2 years

the purpose of the leak is to give you time to organize and fight

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Guys I have this brilliant idea to make riding the bus more hostile and inaccessible we’ll replace the timetable with an ad for the timetable

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2 years

in the loving embrace of my 20,000 followers

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Wearily recalibrating my “is this metal or punk band made up of white supremacists” radar to detect “is this widely-shared poet a terf” spectra.

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2 years

Reproductive rights, access to reproductive healthcare, and a pregnant person’s right to terminate a pregnancy should be non-negotiable, and should actually be kind of far down the list of non-negotiable things in a society that cares about the well-being of its citizens.

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I am engaged with someone at the office in a long, twilight struggle over how toilet paper should and will be hung

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I wish all my American friends a happy and bountiful thanksgiving that is also a quick and nimble brain day so you can leave your racist uncle or cryptobro cousins in raeg tears.

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2 years

the middle-aged impulse to become a hiking guy

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Me, wearing a mask on the bus and watching some dude pick a Swedish fish up off the floor and eat it. Not sure we’re going to make it, folks.

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Cameron Lauder

1 year

was organizing my cards and forgot I made this w i d e Jace illusion token during ixalan.

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2 years

I must be loyle to my archetype

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1 year

This, you brutes, this, goes in aristocrats.

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my chosen profession is to play video games while people clap and I don't need as much positive reinforcement as musk

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1 year

Christ, imagine telling Cormac McCarthy that he has to cheer you up.

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I'm so worried that all the stress of twitter sinking is fucking up his marbling.

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2 years

I still have no intention of catching or spreading this goddamned thing.

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1 year

If I was in charge of writing the Phyrexian invasion I'd have the oil take hold and the machine orthodoxy rule a multiverse so stable time has no meaning. The next sets deal with it breaking apart. This has the advantage of being unwatchable, unplayable, and unpleasant.

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2 years

The far right posting transparent lies online is advertisement. It has no relationship with civil debate. They are promoting a violently oppressive reality. You can’t debate someone out of their carefully cultivated brand.

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you will be recorded by your loved ones and resurrected as a homunculus with a personality built from the façade you showed them, but I will be forked by my creditors and made to pilot an insensate quadcopter to hand pollinate the pear mines

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Start regularly recording your parents, elders and loved ones. With enough transcript data, new voice synthesis and video models, there is a 100% chance that they will live with you forever after leaving physical body. This should be even possible by end of the year.

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2 years

Dreamed an ex went viral minting my love letters into NFTs

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It is okay not to make noise sometimes. You do not always have to be making noise.

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2 years

are we at "1,000 psykers per day sacrificed to the emperor of man" levels of covid yet?

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I am once again begging you to actually read Death of the Author before citing it in your arguments.

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the millennial urge to tweet after successfully parrying the leg cramp and taking no damage

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If you are responsible for putting one of those hex avatar hellmouths anywhere in my sight I will block your entire lineage

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convinced myself that my dishes don't like being dirty and while this hasn't motivated me to do them immediately it has made me feel awful about it

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Thinking that magic might be one of those things that I do that I don’t actually enjoy very much relative to the amount of my life it occupies, and that I might be happier dedicating those resources someplace else.

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i refuse to be tricked into talking to people who are too stupid for starship troopers

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Virtual DB afterparty and I have been handed the aux. I am going to create an environment that is so intolerable.

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2 years

got a very menacing bonus with my takeout order

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It’s been a nice day

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Keeping the reason for the season alive in the guest room

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you aren't allowed to be surprised that the pope played a genocide run

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2 years

we all take meeting notes in our own way

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staggering development

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Held the line and it’s scarf weather again

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If I do not quit Magic in the next month I will be compelled to actually brew Give Me Food / Give Me Fire / Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

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