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4 years
You lot please tell me you remember this show
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How do I mute a picture
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Girls 100% do not exaggerate period pains
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Pay 👏 full 👏 price 👏 for 👏 your 👏 friends 👏 business 👏
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I can post this and everyone would know what I mean 🤣
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Religious guilt is so real. May Allah guide all of us ameen
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You dumb fucks a customer called me a paki not my manager
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Fam when I tell you my evening just had the maddest turn of events. I would’ve felt so guilty if I didn’t help them
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If you go subway and don’t get Italian herbs and cheese bread you are doing it wrong
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Look at mane copying firmino, I love him
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Year 9 is the UK slag development year
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Lamii Of London 🇬🇧😍
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Sco pa tu manaa
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Work tried stopping me from praying, threatened legal action. They have now turned the old gym into a prayer room
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Since you girls know everything who’s this
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Please keep my mum in your duas she’s had a stroke we need every prayer we can get right now ❤️
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You have kids dying of hunger in the Middle East btw
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Drip isn’t designer, drip is how you put your outfit together.
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Cold water > any other drink
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This whole video is so wholesome. My mate is a hero
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This
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The subtle flex is crazy 😂
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See that age rating if your under it get off the app you child
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Too hard
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Yesterday I prayed 5 times full namaz for the first time in years alhumdulilah
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Physically and mentally, some days I refuse to leave the house because of my appearance and that shit hurts man. I pray this is over soon and I can heal in peace
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ina lilah waina ilayhi rajioon my prayers are with everyone in Pakistan right now
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For real being ill for a prolonged period of time fucks you up differently, change in behaviour change in everything man so to the people that send me death threats on talking about this shit go suck your mum x3
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IF ENGLAND WIN ILL GIVE ONE PERSON £250 WHO LIKES THIS
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Breathe and you end up on my best friends list it’s that dry
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Bomboclaat
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These past 3 months have been hell for me the worst my health has been in the last 6 years and it’s slowly creeping back into that dark place I was a few years ago the shit I’ve been through people wouldn’t last a day
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I’m still baffled by the 2 nittys in top boy. The ending spun me so hard #TopBoy
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4 years
Trim: Dead Skin: Dead But none the less Eid Mubarak my people ❤️
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The decline of masculinity in men in recent times needs to be studied.
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More time I’m just tired of this bullshit I just wanna be normal again
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Got a new ting today
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If you like this picture I’m gonna automatically follow you
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Let me not say anything else
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3 years
Is it just me who sits in their towel for like 7282927 minutes after a shower
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Mad how you go from talking everyday to no contact whatsoever
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500 likes and I’ll do it
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People always say he’s asian tryna act black because he wore a durag no I wore it to cover the scars that are there because I was insecure about how it looked now I couldn’t give two shits what anyone thinks about me if you like me you like me if you don’t like me don’t talk to
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Finished my dissertation and had to thank Allah SWT first of all in my acknowledgment
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2020 so far - WW3 - Kobe and Gigi’s death - Australia bush fires - Corona virus global pandemic - All sport events cancelled - Confrimed UFO Sighting - Parralel universe - Muder hornets - Riots across the world - Anonymous are back
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Cant lie some one direction tunes are lowkey lit
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I’ve just deeped that no one is gonna be with me when I’m older because of the way my illness makes me look :/
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Horrid Henry n jungle run after school slapped differently
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Only real ones know about after school Horrid Henry at 4pm on CITV
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I’ve seen my mum have 2 strokes in less than two weeks. Please make dua for my mum may Allah grant her a speedy recovery
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I’m acc a whore for peng interior design
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Removed her off snap, growth
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insecure about it. A freak accident whilst playing football resulted in my life being hell for the past 5/6 years. The doctors neglecting me and giving me the wrong medication for the first 3 years of my treatment and honestly going round in circles with no proper solution and 2
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Subhanallah
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Allah SWT gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. 8 and half years later I have been given the final all clear. Alhamdulilah for everything 🕋☝🏽
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Dear @Apple leave my brightness where I fucking leave it. Thank you
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Can’t lie not knowing your apni zabaan is a fat L
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I have a really bad habit at laughing in serious situations
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Putting your nose in where it doesn’t belong will stop you from getting to where you wanna be
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Dfkm a guy came into store and wa alike my browser isn’t working I tell him to opem chrome man had pornhub up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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His dunya is too beautiful and too big for you to be stationary
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Don’t be fooled by the sun it’s bare tandah outside
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Smell of petrol is so peng
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Food thread drop your best food pics 👇
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Twitter mutuals aren’t your friends btw
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I’ve seen it all 🤣
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If England win I’ll give everyone who likes this £5
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Hope all the women who are between 5ft and 5’5 have a great day
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Can’t lie Justin Beibers old tunes bang idc sayin it with chest
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through what I have I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy so before you come for how I look or anyone looks just think what if that was you in their position and you were the one that was getting all this shit thrown at you. 5
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Surprised my mum and sister for their birthdays after not seeing them for 2 months. Safe to say they didn’t expect me :)
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Going in for surgery tomorrow to hopefully end 8 years of illness please keep me in your duas
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This is a subject that I’ve never fully discussed in detail and in depth but all I ask is to keep me in your duas with my treatment still continuing this year
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‘A lot of talking then it’s account gone private’
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Nothing made in China has lasted this long smh
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I’m the type of guy to reply to every part of the message idc it triggers me if I don’t
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to pools of blood in my own bed sleepless nights sometimes with the pain and I endured it all and came out the other end still I’m ill but the difference is I’ve learned not to care what other people think or say about me because more time they don’t know what it’s like to go 4
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LETS ALL LAUGH AT ARSENAL START A LAUGHING CHAIN NOW 🤣🤣🤣
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Am I the only one that’s never had these
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This has been honestly the hardest year of my life. Im finally starting to see results from my medication and I’m getting my confidence back I’m so happy man
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Alhumdulilah for all your prayers my mum is making a lot of progress and is improving ❤️
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Please keep my mum in your duas she’s had a stroke we need every prayer we can get right now ❤️
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cure to my illness. Countless day surgeries and operations and it’s just got worse and worse I used to be so insecure about what my head looked like the looks id get the names id get called. And I honestly thought to myself Is life even worth living at this point. I’d wake up 3
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Bruv if you are under the age of 16 get off this app 😂😂😂
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I cannot stress this enough me being nice to people isn’t flirting I’m just a friendly person
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When someone leaves me on seen after messaging me first
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If you have me on snap and aren’t on my private story you don’t have me on snap
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Mashallah n all, but tell me I’m wrong every girl and their mum has this headboard 😂
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Did your mum not teach you manners get off that dining table it’s a place of eating not to lie down on smh
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‘Mum wait let me take a picture of it hehe’
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Fucking vile I hate people in my ends I stg
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Why are toxic relationships so glamorised by Asian girls idgi
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#BlacklivesMaters if you are a racist please unfollow me thanks x
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If ur paki n see this like the tweet I’m tryna see something
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Say something nice about your 3rd @
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When your non Muslim friends wish you eid Mubarak >>>>
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Accidentally took 6.2k off a customer instead of £62 😂💀
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Snitch or start digging your grave. My man picked up a shovel and started digging, that’s the type of loyalty I want
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Have you ever noticed the inside of a twirl is just the outside of a flake
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Looool imagine getting bullied by pollen grow the fuck up
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Rent free in my head I can’t lie
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If I delete a chat it’s more time Cos I sent this by accident 🤣🤣🤣
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I hate it when I see “deleted chat” on snap like eughh just say it with your chest
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don’t talk to me don’t talk about me it’s as simple as that
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